Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

Is Chris a beer-rag?
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That beer itself deserves a KF thread of its own.

That looks absolutely disgusting and exactly like the kind of swill white-trash-in-denial like the Chipmans would drink.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Is Chris a beer-rag?
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That beer itself deserves a KF thread of its own.

I have actually had things like Bacon Maple Coffee Coffee Porter and Oyster Saison before, so I know that weird ingredients, including meat, can actually be quite good in beer.

I have also had Rogue Bacon Maple Ale, so I also know it can turn out as a sin against Jesus.

 

[instythot]

Is Chris a beer-rag?
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That beer itself deserves a KF thread of its own.

Bob and Chris clearly didn't get the sort of proper male role model in their lives who would answer "something a man would drink" when asked "what kind of beer would you like?"

 

[Flexo]

Sure, I can see that, but now that the monsterverse word pops up, I must ask: why does "cool monsters fighting" need to be a 'verse? I don't think anyone actually wants a story arc that runs 22 fucking movies long out of that premise

Well if you want to play the pedantic game... kaiju and universal monsters are the original movie 'verses.

One of the more obvious things that irked me was there's a villain in this who's supposed to be the son of the Ken Watanabe character from the previous movies, except they apparently cut his entire motivation and backstory out of the movie, because it's never said anywhere.

And he's only in the movie for a few scenes anyway.

The bad guy stuff in general was lame. Like, Godzilla and King Kong fighting isn't enough to carry a movie? You gotta throw in a stupid bad guy plot?

"Release the 4 hr cut!"

Oh yeah, because if there's one thing the last 5 years have taught us is how trustworthy polls are... /sarc

Illegal kids deserve more right than American kids. Shut up if you think otherwise!

How does illegals "roll the dice on American decency"?

One thing I just cannot stand about modern political debate is it's no longer about the points either side is making. It's that the sides will make their arguments, and then argue intently that their strawman of the other side is true. See me and @LORD IMPERATOR arguing (sometimes I slip). I always try insisting on having terms and definitions defined out - good luck on ever getting that out of the internet.

"Old man dies of old age" is... poetry?

If you liked GvK, I’m sorry, but you are fucking braindead.

I am not, I'm drunk!

Also did Bob watch this multiple times? It feels like he is. Is he going to stalk the ladies in this film too and maybe snap hard enough to try and Hinckley the Orange Man? Because it feels like he found god with how he fucking acts with this film of explosions and monster punches.

Called it.

Plus the PR weasels lied; there is no fucking winner.

Spoiler: Yes there was

Both times they fought ended up with Kong nearly dying. 1st time by drowning then the 2nd time so badly the humans had to invent a giant first aid device to keep Kong alive. The 2nd fight ended literally with Kong pinned to the ground and Godzilla doing the WWE equivalent of counting out on the mat.

There's a guy leading an expedition that involves being around Kong and two female characters call him a coward behind his back because he's afraid of the 100 foot primate apex predator, like any normal person would be. There's a payoff where he does do something brave but the setup was unnatural and heavy handed.

There's also a character duo, Madison Russell and Josh Valentine. Madison is depicted as assertive while Josh is depicted as a soy boy, or rather the other characters treat him like a soy boy and you're expected to go along in that thinking. To run the point of his character home, they have a scene where they talk about fluoride in tap water making people docile, and they nickname Josh "fluoride" in this exchange. Josh is the only character in the movie who gives natural reactions to new developments while the others act like narration-psychics, and that invariably makes him a pussy.

Madison Russell on the other hand acts like an unflinching sociopath with no regard to the safety of others or herself; there's a scene where Josh borrows his brother's van so they can use it and she floors the gas pedal as he's opening the passenger door to get in, either meaning she deliberately put him at bodily risk or attempted to just steal the van, or most likely didn't care about the outcome either way.

Now these I'll all agree with. (Except his nickname was "tap water" not fluoride.) There was literally no reason for his character other than as a surrogate to "explain things to" for the audience and could have been combined into Madison's character with a bit of effort.

Also insert Madison "typical teenage girl" joke here. (i mean let's be honest - they are all sociopaths)

If he does in fact have the tism then I agree with you, but I'm leaning more on the side of him just being a supremely bitter asshole who wasted the best years of his life and knows there's no fixing it now, so he chooses to live in his Twitter fantasy world instead, where he's someone who actually matters.

In my opinion, he's the consoomer critic equivalent of the dad who dreamt of being drafted into the NFL so now screams at his son during peewee football matches.

Or - like I said before when referencing the South park episode where Cartman gives himself tourette's - Bob Chipman has trained himself to be autistic avoiding real people, the outside world, and living on social media all day.

He may have had some social ability once in the past - but his book about growing up makes that point hard to support.

I can't believe I'm defending AOC, but the actress you're referring to, Eiza Gonzalez, is more plastic than human. At least AOC is all-natural.
This is what Eiza looked like in her teen soap opera days compared to now:
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She has admitted to being a cosmetic surgery junkie and has had over 12 surgeries to fix herself up, particularly her stubby nose, due to being constantly mocked and laughed at by the beaner audiences who said she looked and acted like shit and never liked her as a protagonist for anything she was in. It's part of the reason she left Mexico for sucking dick in Hollywood; she couldn't get work in beanland and her employers found her unusable.
AOC, for all her flaws, at least accepts herself as she is. She's mentally ill, but at least has self-esteem.

The amount of degenerate beanfuckers in this thread though...

Hey, being more plastic than human is a plus for me!

Especially if it's that industrial grade plastic that can stand up to a good night's lovin' at 4000 tpms.

 

[King Dead]

Absolutely not surprised that Blobbo creamed his gunt over lizard vs. monkey movie. A hopefully more balanced review (with spoilers in their own section):

Spoiler: movie sperging

Boy this was a dumb movie. I have not seen Godzilla (2014), so I can't comment on that, but of the Monsterverse™ movies I've seen, this is by far the dumbest. It also feels like there was a fair amount of executive meddling that fucked with the pacing, trimming out scenes that explained more of the random bullshit that was brought up.

First, the only reason anyone cares about these movies: big monster fights. Definitely some good stuff, fun to watch big lizard and big ape punch each other a lot, but unfortunately most of it you've already seen in the trailers. I'd say maybe 10-15 minutes of actual monster fighting, with the rest of the movie devoted to the boring human plots. There's a reason for the trailers spoiling the fights, which I'll get into in the spoiler section.

The human plots, as mentioned, are so fucking boring and riddled with convenience to move the paper-thin story along. There's basically three plotlines that eventually converge in the finale:

• Totally not-evil megacorporation enlists discredited doctor to go on an expedition to Hollow Earth to find some kind of energy (Hollow Earth is probably what Bobby will fixate on as much as the kaiju); Kong is being studied/contained on Skull Island by Monarch and has befriended a precocious little native girl and is also needed for some reason on said expedition
• Girl from last movie, conspiracy theory black man, and some random Mexican kid that talks with a British accent are trying to find answers as to why Godzilla attacked totally not-evil megacorporation
• Third plotline is spoiler territory so I'll cover that later

The biggest problem is that so much of the movie is just these boring human characters talking and talking, and scenes just end when it's time to move on to the next location. Some plot contrivance will happen and then cue scene 37. None of the characters really have anything that provokes any sense of attachment, and I honestly could not give a fuck about what happened to any of them. I guess the scientist guy was alright, but as mentioned by someone else earlier, they still shit all over him for being nervous around a giant fucking ape.

The movie also played fast and loose with every single law of physics. Granted, you have to do that anyway when you're talking about gigantic monsters existing, let alone punching each other, but there were some hilarious lapses here. Two noteworthy examples include a hovertrain accelerating to over 600 km/h in barely a few seconds and not pulping the occupants inside, and somehow managing to transmit a data signal from the middle of the fucking planet. That's before you get into all the mega-engineering projects that probably would've cost the GDP of multiple nations to build.

From a technical perspective, the visuals were fine, but the film looked way too dark in a lot of scenes; I have good eyes but I had trouble making out what was going on frequently. The sound mixing also felt off, with the music being bombastically loud, sound effects being pretty loud, and dialogue being way too quiet; again, my ears work fine but a lot of the dialogue was too hard to follow, giving me Tenet flashbacks. I dunno if it was just the theater I was at, but it didn't make for the most pleasant viewing experience.

One more final note before I get into spoilers: I'm a fan of Lance Reddick, mostly from the John Wick movies and the Destiny games, so when I saw his name in the opening credits, I was minorly excited to see him, but then he didn't show up. Kept waiting, still nothing. He finally made an appearance less than a half hour from the end of the movie, where he showed up out of nowhere next to Kyle Chandler (girl from last movie's dad) and said a single line. And that was it. Strange that someone credited in your opening credits has that small of a role, which leads me to believe that he might have had more if not for some form of major cuts to the film. Why you gotta do Commander Zavala like that, WB?

Alright, spoiler time:

Spoiler: the big dumb reveals

Okay, so the actual plot is that totally not-evil corporation is actually using the remains of King Ghidorah to create Mechagodzilla; one of its skulls is in the mecha and the other is turned into a control room that links up to a human pilot. That's the reason Godzilla attacks, because he senses (somehow) that the incomplete Mechagodzilla is emitting the same sort of signal as other kaiju. Godzilla didn't turn evil and he wasn't being mind controlled.

Anyway, Kong's getting tired of being caged on Skull Island (literally; there's a random superstorm around the island now and Monarch built a fucking gigantic enclosure over part of the island) and not-evil corporation says he's needed to open the way to Hollow Earth, despite the fact that they already have a tunnel and craft have made it there before, but there's some gravity inversion thing that killed the first crew somehow (again, fast and loose physics). But it's okay, they have better ships now that can somehow negate that whole problem, because magic I guess.

So they take Kong by boat, then the Godzilla vs. Kong fight in the trailer happens. Kong loses pretty bad, they play dead, Godzilla goes away. They fly Kong the rest of the way using a bunch of helicopters and a giant net, somehow having enough fuel to get that far. They reach Antarctica and go down the tunnel and go exploring Hollow Earth. Not a lot happens.

Meanwhile, the Mystery Gang have a bunch of not-funny scenes as they go investigate not-evil corporation. They get on a transport that flings them from Pensacola (side note: you can not have a facility 33 floors underground in fucking Pensacola without it flooding instantly, you morons) to Hong Kong, where they find out that--gasp!--not-evil corporation is actually an evil corporation! And they have Mechagodzilla! They witness a test where it rips another kaiju in half, but the test ends prematurely because it has power troubles. Godzilla senses this and heads for Hong Kong.

Anyway, back down in Hollow Earth, Kong finds this massive temple thing at the heart of the energy signal they were looking for, and unfortunately that doesn't go anywhere, like we don't learn that Kong's race was actually intelligent and built all that or whatever, nor do we learn anything about the "war" between the monkeys and lizards that was hinted at repeatedly. Kong gets an axe that can absorb Godzilla's nuclear breath. The daughter of evil corporation's CEO gets a sample of the energy and transmits it back to her dad so they can use it to fully power up Mechagodzilla, which is bizarre. I figured they'd need something like an actual sample of the substance, but no, apparently it's just the pattern of the energy that's all they need.

So Godzilla senses Kong mucking around down there (damn if he doesn't have some really fucking impressive kaiju-sensing radar) and literally blasts a hole all the way down to the Earth's core. I shit you not, this is a thing that happens in this movie. Kong then somehow jumps down this new hole and arrives back in Hong Kong, but not before crushing evil CEO's daughter to death as she tries to escape. Good guys make it out okay.

Cue other Godzilla vs. Kong trailer fight, this time in Hong Kong. Bunch of punching, and Godzilla pretty definitively wins, with Kong left for dead. Evil corporation powers up Mechagodzilla, but the remains of Ghidorah are too powerful and it goes rogue, with the mecha killing the CEO and frying the pilot's brain. It then goes off and has a fight with Godzilla.

Good guys find Kong and defibrillate him by exploding their hovercraft on top of his chest (yeah that happened too), then Kong teams up with Godzilla to fight Mechagodzilla. The Mystery Gang tries to guess the password to stop some satellite uplink that's keeping Mechagodzilla functional somehow, with hilarious (not really) results. Eventually the fat Mexican British kid fixes it by pouring whiskey over the computer, which weakens Mechagodzilla enough for the two kaiju to finish it off. They stare each other down briefly and then I guess Godzilla decided it wasn't worth fighting Kong anymore, and he swims away.

The film ends with Kong living happily in Hollow Earth, with a Monarch station set up to continue to observe him. No post-credits scene.

If it weren't for the human scenes dragging on for so long, I would have enjoyed the movie more. I applaud the trailers for not spoiling Mechagodzilla, but in so doing they basically ruined all the other fights. I didn't care about the characters, the plot was laughable and riddled with holes, the acting ranged from serviceable to bad, and the sound mixing was way off. I have no idea if they're planning on making more of these (what's left besides aliens?), but if they do, please for the love of God write a decent script. Quit making things happen just because movie needs to happen and figure out some basic logic.

Either that, or just make a two-hour-straight movie of kaiju punching each other. I'd watch that.

Okay that was longer than I intended, but I've had a day to digest it. Bobby will probably just blather about how awesome the fights were and how it's actually really smart for incorporating Hollow Earth theory, continuing to prove that he is the ultimate consoomer.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Gotta disagree here. While Robert does indeed hold delusions about his smarts and talents, he isn't divorced from reality and he knows what's up when he looks at the mirror, or around his apartment. That impotent rage he display daily on twitter doesn't come from a bunch of republicans after all, twitter politics is just a scape valve for something he has no right to complain himself, that he doesn't have the life he wants to.

And weird of it all is that Robert's frustations are all too naked for everybody to see

That is one of the big reasons why Robert has such a following here on the farms, or twitter for his antics, he is somewhat relatable on his antics, because deep down we all have frustations and hang ups about life not going the way we wanted.

Look,guys like DSP and Ethan Ralph are bizarre, their actions come from such a weird line of thinking that you can't help to be mesmerized by their antics, its a shit show for sure, and you can't even begin to see youself in such shoes.

On the other side of the coin, with just as much pages as DSP and Ralph, you get why Robert is the way that he is, and like it or not, we can see that we all have this sad part of ourselves, it just that, well, we grow up, we deal with things not being the way we want to be be, and most of all, we doesn't spaz out on twitter and make a mockery of ourselves.

And mind you, when I say that Robert is "relatable", by no way I mean "symphatetic", because he ain't, quite the opposite. I can't even begin to understand what miserable hell hole that is Ethan Ralph's life, and even if he is the lowest of scums, so even if just a spec, i do fell a bit sorry for the man. But Robert? arrogant, self-rightous ball of hot gas, thinking to be wronged by the world when he do aplies no effort to be who he thinks he deserves to be? yeah, nothing but contempt from me.

Honestly, I'd say most of Bob's following comes from the fact that he's so stupid he still has a child's understanding of science, in that it's magic done by smart people, as well as an inability to not say every thought that comes into his head and a refusal to admit wrong doing. When he gets called out on a tweet, his default response is that the call outs are being done by people who are too stupid to understand what he's really saying, or being disingenuous. If it's from someone he respects, obviously the damn, dirty trolls have tricked them into believing he's a bad person.

I wouldn't say it's because he's relatable, it's just funny to watch this delusional retard's mental gymnastics about why he's an intelligent saint who's only unsuccessful because he's being held down by the incompetent.

 

[Positron]

The USA infrastructure is supposedly crumbling (and I'm sure BLM has nothing whatsoever to do with it). Yet this doesn't stop people (plural) from dreaming of their own personal jetpack:


Robert Chipman, wound care expert:


It is a pity no one evoke "Godwin Law" any more since the epidemic of Trump Derangement Syndrome:

"We don't have the luxury of time now", what is Bobby hurrying for? Black Widow?

Now let's switch subject to see if Bobby is any wiser -- soda pop!




Bobby and co. imagine Ingraham Angle to be Ilsa the Nazi Shewolf:


Greenwald Senpai!



SpaceX needs its own propaganda movie, how about Exposed Figures?

+ + + +
Black Widow should be exclusive to Bobby's boudoir:


There is an inordinate amount of Zack Synder ahead. You are forewarned.

Think Law And Order, think Zack Synder.


Something something Synder, IN ALL CAPS.




DC capeshit infodump:




+ + + +
All WB movies look the same to Bobby:


Big Munke:


Kiddie shows:

 

[Adamska]

Absolutely not surprised that Blobbo creamed his gunt over lizard vs. monkey movie. A hopefully more balanced review (with spoilers in their own section):

Spoiler: movie sperging

Boy this was a dumb movie. I have not seen Godzilla (2014), so I can't comment on that, but of the Monsterverse™ movies I've seen, this is by far the dumbest. It also feels like there was a fair amount of executive meddling that fucked with the pacing, trimming out scenes that explained more of the random bullshit that was brought up.

First, the only reason anyone cares about these movies: big monster fights. Definitely some good stuff, fun to watch big lizard and big ape punch each other a lot, but unfortunately most of it you've already seen in the trailers. I'd say maybe 10-15 minutes of actual monster fighting, with the rest of the movie devoted to the boring human plots. There's a reason for the trailers spoiling the fights, which I'll get into in the spoiler section.

The human plots, as mentioned, are so fucking boring and riddled with convenience to move the paper-thin story along. There's basically three plotlines that eventually converge in the finale:

• Totally not-evil megacorporation enlists discredited doctor to go on an expedition to Hollow Earth to find some kind of energy (Hollow Earth is probably what Bobby will fixate on as much as the kaiju); Kong is being studied/contained on Skull Island by Monarch and has befriended a precocious little native girl and is also needed for some reason on said expedition
• Girl from last movie, conspiracy theory black man, and some random Mexican kid that talks with a British accent are trying to find answers as to why Godzilla attacked totally not-evil megacorporation
• Third plotline is spoiler territory so I'll cover that later

The biggest problem is that so much of the movie is just these boring human characters talking and talking, and scenes just end when it's time to move on to the next location. Some plot contrivance will happen and then cue scene 37. None of the characters really have anything that provokes any sense of attachment, and I honestly could not give a fuck about what happened to any of them. I guess the scientist guy was alright, but as mentioned by someone else earlier, they still shit all over him for being nervous around a giant fucking ape.

The movie also played fast and loose with every single law of physics. Granted, you have to do that anyway when you're talking about gigantic monsters existing, let alone punching each other, but there were some hilarious lapses here. Two noteworthy examples include a hovertrain accelerating to over 600 km/h in barely a few seconds and not pulping the occupants inside, and somehow managing to transmit a data signal from the middle of the fucking planet. That's before you get into all the mega-engineering projects that probably would've cost the GDP of multiple nations to build.

From a technical perspective, the visuals were fine, but the film looked way too dark in a lot of scenes; I have good eyes but I had trouble making out what was going on frequently. The sound mixing also felt off, with the music being bombastically loud, sound effects being pretty loud, and dialogue being way too quiet; again, my ears work fine but a lot of the dialogue was too hard to follow, giving me Tenet flashbacks. I dunno if it was just the theater I was at, but it didn't make for the most pleasant viewing experience.

One more final note before I get into spoilers: I'm a fan of Lance Reddick, mostly from the John Wick movies and the Destiny games, so when I saw his name in the opening credits, I was minorly excited to see him, but then he didn't show up. Kept waiting, still nothing. He finally made an appearance less than a half hour from the end of the movie, where he showed up out of nowhere next to Kyle Chandler (girl from last movie's dad) and said a single line. And that was it. Strange that someone credited in your opening credits has that small of a role, which leads me to believe that he might have had more if not for some form of major cuts to the film. Why you gotta do Commander Zavala like that, WB?

Alright, spoiler time:

Spoiler: the big dumb reveals

Okay, so the actual plot is that totally not-evil corporation is actually using the remains of King Ghidorah to create Mechagodzilla; one of its skulls is in the mecha and the other is turned into a control room that links up to a human pilot. That's the reason Godzilla attacks, because he senses (somehow) that the incomplete Mechagodzilla is emitting the same sort of signal as other kaiju. Godzilla didn't turn evil and he wasn't being mind controlled.

Anyway, Kong's getting tired of being caged on Skull Island (literally; there's a random superstorm around the island now and Monarch built a fucking gigantic enclosure over part of the island) and not-evil corporation says he's needed to open the way to Hollow Earth, despite the fact that they already have a tunnel and craft have made it there before, but there's some gravity inversion thing that killed the first crew somehow (again, fast and loose physics). But it's okay, they have better ships now that can somehow negate that whole problem, because magic I guess.

So they take Kong by boat, then the Godzilla vs. Kong fight in the trailer happens. Kong loses pretty bad, they play dead, Godzilla goes away. They fly Kong the rest of the way using a bunch of helicopters and a giant net, somehow having enough fuel to get that far. They reach Antarctica and go down the tunnel and go exploring Hollow Earth. Not a lot happens.

Meanwhile, the Mystery Gang have a bunch of not-funny scenes as they go investigate not-evil corporation. They get on a transport that flings them from Pensacola (side note: you can not have a facility 33 floors underground in fucking Pensacola without it flooding instantly, you morons) to Hong Kong, where they find out that--gasp!--not-evil corporation is actually an evil corporation! And they have Mechagodzilla! They witness a test where it rips another kaiju in half, but the test ends prematurely because it has power troubles. Godzilla senses this and heads for Hong Kong.

Anyway, back down in Hollow Earth, Kong finds this massive temple thing at the heart of the energy signal they were looking for, and unfortunately that doesn't go anywhere, like we don't learn that Kong's race was actually intelligent and built all that or whatever, nor do we learn anything about the "war" between the monkeys and lizards that was hinted at repeatedly. Kong gets an axe that can absorb Godzilla's nuclear breath. The daughter of evil corporation's CEO gets a sample of the energy and transmits it back to her dad so they can use it to fully power up Mechagodzilla, which is bizarre. I figured they'd need something like an actual sample of the substance, but no, apparently it's just the pattern of the energy that's all they need.

So Godzilla senses Kong mucking around down there (damn if he doesn't have some really fucking impressive kaiju-sensing radar) and literally blasts a hole all the way down to the Earth's core. I shit you not, this is a thing that happens in this movie. Kong then somehow jumps down this new hole and arrives back in Hong Kong, but not before crushing evil CEO's daughter to death as she tries to escape. Good guys make it out okay.

Cue other Godzilla vs. Kong trailer fight, this time in Hong Kong. Bunch of punching, and Godzilla pretty definitively wins, with Kong left for dead. Evil corporation powers up Mechagodzilla, but the remains of Ghidorah are too powerful and it goes rogue, with the mecha killing the CEO and frying the pilot's brain. It then goes off and has a fight with Godzilla.

Good guys find Kong and defibrillate him by exploding their hovercraft on top of his chest (yeah that happened too), then Kong teams up with Godzilla to fight Mechagodzilla. The Mystery Gang tries to guess the password to stop some satellite uplink that's keeping Mechagodzilla functional somehow, with hilarious (not really) results. Eventually the fat Mexican British kid fixes it by pouring whiskey over the computer, which weakens Mechagodzilla enough for the two kaiju to finish it off. They stare each other down briefly and then I guess Godzilla decided it wasn't worth fighting Kong anymore, and he swims away.

The film ends with Kong living happily in Hollow Earth, with a Monarch station set up to continue to observe him. No post-credits scene.

If it weren't for the human scenes dragging on for so long, I would have enjoyed the movie more. I applaud the trailers for not spoiling Mechagodzilla, but in so doing they basically ruined all the other fights. I didn't care about the characters, the plot was laughable and riddled with holes, the acting ranged from serviceable to bad, and the sound mixing was way off. I have no idea if they're planning on making more of these (what's left besides aliens?), but if they do, please for the love of God write a decent script. Quit making things happen just because movie needs to happen and figure out some basic logic.

Either that, or just make a two-hour-straight movie of kaiju punching each other. I'd watch that.

Okay that was longer than I intended, but I've had a day to digest it. Bobby will probably just blather about how awesome the fights were and how it's actually really smart for incorporating Hollow Earth theory, continuing to prove that he is the ultimate consoomer.

Wow, that might be less monster fighting than Godzilla 2014 had. It's also shorter than that film too. No wonder people are iffy on it despite the monster fights. I personally think about 15 or so minutes is about right, for me, but it'd have to rely on having a decent cast and characters to hold that story together.

Given that it sounds like the human elements in this film are even worse too, since at least 2014 had that first act with pathos and shit like that, that ain't happening. In that case, another 10 minutes of monster punches and explosions would have helped.

It's telling that this is the movie that Billy-Bob drooled like a mong over compared to the other monster movies. His taste is just that fucking garbage.

ADDENDUM: Oh fuck off Bob on China's superiority and roads. Look at this shit:

Fucking look at this shit:

So superior:

And yet Bob thinks 50 lane to 4 lane roads, hairpin roads of death, and garbage bridges (in Sooperia Shanghai btw) are so much better than the US.

 

[KillEmAll1989]

>while China gets to do the Jetsons

Isn’t most of China still poor & rural? And I’m pretty sure a working or middle class person would still have a better life here than there.

 

[The Valeyard]

DC capeshit infodump:

A Wrinkle in Time sucked so I'm not sure why Ava DuVernay was hired for New Gods in the first place outside of being an attempt to shield the film from criticism by having a BIPOC woman directing it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

>while China gets to do the Jetsons

Isn’t most of China still poor & rural? And I’m pretty sure a working or middle class person would still have a better life here than there.

But Hollywood doesn't show that part, so that's all a lie. Just like how San Francisco was clean in Antman and Wasp, so there aren't a ton of homeless people shitting in the street. That's just a myth made up by the Qanon maga trolls.

 

[make_it_so]

But Hollywood doesn't show that part, so that's all a lie. Just like how San Francisco was clean in Antman and Wasp, so there aren't a ton of homeless people shitting in the street. That's just a myth made up by the Qanon maga trolls.

I know you're probably saying this in jest, but I would not at all doubt that Bobby only gets his knowledge of places based on their appearances in popcorn flicks.

He probably thought there really was a triple-towered government building right outside of Washington D.C.

 

[Tronathon242]

I can't believe I'm defending AOC, but the actress you're referring to, Eiza Gonzalez, is more plastic than human. At least AOC is all-natural.
This is what Eiza looked like in her teen soap opera days compared to now:
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She has admitted to being a cosmetic surgery junkie and has had over 12 surgeries to fix herself up, particularly her stubby nose, due to being constantly mocked and laughed at by the beaner audiences who said she looked and acted like shit and never liked her as a protagonist for anything she was in. It's part of the reason she left Mexico for sucking dick in Hollywood; she couldn't get work in beanland and her employers found her unusable.
AOC, for all her flaws, at least accepts herself as she is. She's mentally ill, but at least has self-esteem.

The amount of degenerate beanfuckers in this thread though...

That would explain a lot because she acted like shit in GvK. Not that anyone really stood out as a good actor (only podcast guy and the deaf girl had genuinely good moments) but she was especially bad.

Today in "things Bob is now an expert in:" Building Engineering. Specifically how China has surpassed America.

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Of course this ignores how America is more spread out and thus doesn't need to have the same building density as Hong Kong (428 Square Miles) and how the buildings in the Middle East are basically tourist traps and dick waving contests. Or that they were built by shipped in indentured servants in horrendously unsafe environments, but never mind all that. Because the only jobs worth saving are in the movie industry.

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He is so easily amused and impressed, isn't he? "Lookie, lookie, tall buildings! Why can't we be more like them!1!?" They're not that great and the sea of apartment buildings surrounding East Asian cities is a bit of an eyesore. He also does not care if tall buildings and stadiums in the ME are built with slave labor. The man is a sociopath who gets a stiffy everytime a disaster occurs in the South or the Midwest. If the buildings are big and look futuristic, that's all that matters.

The USA infrastructure is supposedly crumbling (and I'm sure BLM has nothing whatsoever to do with it). Yet this doesn't stop people (plural) from dreaming of their own personal jetpack:
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Robert Chipman, wound care expert:
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Now let's switch subject to see if Bobby is any wiser -- soda pop!
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1) I don't care if you all rate me MATI over this, but his slobbering over the Chicoms and their Potemkin propaganda infuriates me. I genuinely wish we could take some poor persecuted soul languishing under the social credit system and drop his fat ass in their place. Let him see how much like the goddamned Jetsons that nightmare existence is.

2) Yeah, being constantly angry sure is healthy. It's done wonders for you, Robert. Sure helps you make good decisions and maintain a normal outlook.

3) I see that his superior future now includes elements from Rollerball. All hail the corporate overlords.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Funny also how the guy pitches a fit every time someone brings up his incident with Lindsay loves to bring up any other record of womanly mishaps in a person's past...

It's an incel/betaboy thing.
Because they have issues getting or keeping women, they must ALWAYS bring up or make note of another man's troubles with women - but of course because the issue hits so close to him they lose their shit when someone else does it to them.

And yet Bob thinks 50 lane to 4 lane roads, hairpin roads of death, and garbage bridges (in Sooperia Shanghai btw) are so much better than the US.

Does Blobert even drive enough to comprehend what nightmares these would be?
I mean I can assume the urban slugman has never driven a country road at dusk, but has he driven enough anywhere to make these kinds of things seem appealing?

I can't believe I'm defending AOC, but the actress you're referring to, Eiza Gonzalez, is more plastic than human. At least AOC is all-natural.
This is what Eiza looked like in her teen soap opera days compared to now:
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She has admitted to being a cosmetic surgery junkie and has had over 12 surgeries to fix herself up, particularly her stubby nose, due to being constantly mocked and laughed at by the beaner audiences who said she looked and acted like shit and never liked her as a protagonist for anything she was in. It's part of the reason she left Mexico for sucking dick in Hollywood; she couldn't get work in beanland and her employers found her unusable.
AOC, for all her flaws, at least accepts herself as she is. She's mentally ill, but at least has self-esteem.

The amount of degenerate beanfuckers in this thread though...

It's kinna sad because she would have at least aged well.
Eiza is really hot now but with all that plastic she's gonna hit the wall BAD...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Eh... Kamala is taking out her main challengers now. Since AOC isn't in trouble at the moment, I assume either she's not a threat, or she'll be Harris' VP. Like... sure enough that if you want to make a gentlemanly wager on this I'll take you up on it.

The thing is that her base is made up of white girls on Tiktok, and those white girls have worked out that Kamala is not a progressive. If she does become her VP, she'll have a hard time explaining that to her supporters. Not to mention that, especially after a Biden presidency, people's VP picks will get heavily scrutinised and for a centrist Dem, the risk of AOC getting in the White House may well be too much.

The lefty for who it's a way of life? A near religious movement? One who almost defines their life by it? THEY are the Bobs.

Maybe it's just me, but I manage to hang out with some of those people and they aren't that horrible.

I don't have a problem with smart people. I have a problem with elitism and people who think having a degree makes them God-Emperor of Mankind.

Can someone explain to me how Bob talking about hanging right-wing leaders is any different from the guy at the 6th January protest that wanted to kill Pelosi?

I'm incredibly surprised to discover that being opposed to oligarchy makes you a reactionary.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bobby managed to get fatter.

This is a bit late, but do you think Bob has been coloring his hair? This is the first time I've seen him with any significant gray in his beard (although most pics I've seen of him recently are of his more iconic photos done years ago.) His and Chris' hair is also at a stage where they should really start shaving it, although both should probably grow long dwarf beards first. They'll look stupid, but at least it'll seem that they're trying for some kind of iconic look instead of the vague "balding ogre" look they have now. If they were to ditch the ironic adult-sized children's tees and wear expensive leather jackets with full beards and do rags, they might actually look sort of like someone's cool uncle who was never quite right in the head after he came home from Vietnam and now just rides around the country with his fellow veterans, stopping every so often to yell at the ghosts of the soldiers he killed back in '68.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is a bit late, but do you think Bob has been coloring his hair? This is the first time I've seen him with any significant gray in his beard (although most pics I've seen of him recently are of his more iconic photos done years ago.)

Maybe. After all, the baldness is setting in, so he may be trying to appear to be aging gracefully.

 

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Chipman genes are cursed and Shitta retard daughter Is probably from her wife boyfriend

 

[Positron]

Maybe. After all, the baldness is setting in, so he may be trying to appear to be aging gracefully.

If Bobby dyes his hair the only conceivable reason is that he's trying to surrender his V-card, and this is a bit tricky to do under the miasma of covid.

Bobby just lamented how the US infrastructure is "crumbling". Tucker Carlson tells us why:


A Republican congressman wants to clamp down online prostitution and human trafficking. He must be a sex pest.



Ted Cruz is the Nazi Fidel Castro:



I don't suspect Bob and especially Chris are fans of showering?

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Yet more geopolitical wisdom from Falcon:


Bobby congratulates himself for his intelligence, figuring out the inside joke of --what else?-- Falcon:


Old He-Man movie:


Bobby elaborates his cryptic comment about Law And Order -- with an even more impenetrable thicket of words:


Nigga faggotry from Chu-chu:


Bobby cheers on a fellow soy who made a video about how problematic and gross comedies were during the 80s-90s.


Did you know hippies and sexual revolution have begotten Fascism?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bobby just lamented how the US infrastructure is "crumbling". Tucker Carlson tells us why:

I don't know about Burgerland, but here in Bongland leftist city councils have created ”low-traffic neighbourhoods” which mainly route traffic through black neigbourhoods all so that Olive Banjo Smythe's kids don't have to have their harp practice disturbed by cars. Racism isn't exclusive to any political ideology.

A Republican congressman wants to clamp down online prostitution and human trafficking. He must be a sex pest.

Just because Bob would abuse power does not mean everyone who holds power abuses it.

The party which has elected officials that look like this:

has no authority to talk about hygiene.

Nigga faggotry from Chu-chu:

There is a reason that, from the days of the Apostles, humility was a virtue and pride a sin.

Did you know hippies and sexual revolution have begotten Fascism?

> good thing... Clinton [and] centrism fixed it all and there will be no problems ever again

There's a word for people who think that.