The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
  • Poll closed .
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I wonder where Chauvin will be housed if he does get convicted. There’s no way they can just put him in a normal pod in prison bc he’d probably get murdered by some brothas
And it's not like the Aryan Brotherhood would have his back because he's a cop.

And if he's aquitted like he absolutely will be. He has nowhere to go except underground. @Null Will you let Derek Chauvin crash on your couch in Uzbekistan?
 
Jesus Christ. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

Take a week of religious remembrance and make it about you.

I know nothing about Holy Week, but even I know this is selfish and blasphemous.
It's when we celebrate Jesus hatching from a chocolate egg and giving everyone a bunny. I think, I'm a bit hazy on the details.
 
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As a depraved individual, I rather enjoyed last summer when we had the KF Minecraft server.
There were several variants of users named George Floyd , creative spellings and such. When one would die by skelton / zombie , the screen would be flooded with messages like "MY BABYYYY HE WAS DOING SOMETHING WIT HIS LYFE" and "POLICE BRUTALITY"

But when a GF would drown , the hilarious onslaught of "HE CAN'T BREEEEVE" would wash down the screen. I'd fucking giggle like a 5 year old.

Officer Derek isn't perfect, and if I lived in Somalia, MN I'd also steer clear of him. But he didn't kill anyone that day. Dude was gonna bite it either way. Derek will walk on this case BUT end up in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for his other shit. This is due to the massive $27M payment made to Floyd's family in the "you broke it you bought it" fund. If Chauvin is murdered in prison it will be a whole other lolsuit.
 
Start talking about how George is like Moses, and I bet you'll get a few blue checkmarks saying "whoa, that's a little offensive".

Edit: Fuck it, let's ride the kali yuga. A George Floyd four-armed elephant Ganesh. A blue god-of-death Yama riding a horse with a banana in hand. A George Buddha, nodding off under a the Bodhi tree
 
If George Floyd is anyone in the Gospels, he's Barabbas.

And since I feel compelled to educate the kids here about the history of police violence, this was the Rodney King beating in 1991:

 
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