The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Obscure Creature]

I wonder where Chauvin will be housed if he does get convicted. There’s no way they can just put him in a normal pod in prison bc he’d probably get murdered by some brothas

 

[Kreitani]

I wonder where Chauvin will be housed if he does get convicted. There’s no way they can just put him in a normal pod in prison bc he’d probably get murdered by some brothas

Either way he's fucked, wherever he get's housed he will probably get doxxed by the mob

 

[Not Really Here]

I wonder where Chauvin will be housed if he does get convicted. There’s no way they can just put him in a normal pod in prison bc he’d probably get murdered by some brothas

Federal prison for his tax evasion issues is my guess.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

There’s more:
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If there's a God, I hope He floods the earth and strikes us with multiple asteroids for the kind of thinking I just read here. Fuck it, he can try again and this time not make niggers.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I wonder where Chauvin will be housed if he does get convicted. There’s no way they can just put him in a normal pod in prison bc he’d probably get murdered by some brothas

And it's not like the Aryan Brotherhood would have his back because he's a cop.

And if he's aquitted like he absolutely will be. He has nowhere to go except underground. @Null Will you let Derek Chauvin crash on your couch in Uzbekistan?

 

[Vesperus]

Jesus Christ. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

Take a week of religious remembrance and make it about you.

I know nothing about Holy Week, but even I know this is selfish and blasphemous.

It's when we celebrate Jesus hatching from a chocolate egg and giving everyone a bunny. I think, I'm a bit hazy on the details.

 

[The Last Stand]

It's when we celebrate Jesus hatching from a chocolate egg and giving everyone a bunny. I think, I'm a bit hazy on the details.

Move over, Easter Bunny. You being replaced.

 

[LUNEKO]

It's when we celebrate Jesus hatching from a chocolate egg and giving everyone a bunny. I think, I'm a bit hazy on the details.

No no, that's exactly how it happened, there's also a bit where people just go to beaches to get drunk off their asses in the name of jesus but that's not the important part

 

[usernames can change now!]

It's when we celebrate Jesus hatching from a chocolate egg and giving everyone a bunny. I think, I'm a bit hazy on the details.

No, no. Jesus rose from the dead after three days of commercial break, sponsored by Cadbury

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

The Church of Seventh Day Jigaboonery

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

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He had his whole life ahead of him

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

As a depraved individual, I rather enjoyed last summer when we had the KF Minecraft server.
There were several variants of users named George Floyd , creative spellings and such. When one would die by skelton / zombie , the screen would be flooded with messages like "MY BABYYYY HE WAS DOING SOMETHING WIT HIS LYFE" and "POLICE BRUTALITY"

But when a GF would drown , the hilarious onslaught of "HE CAN'T BREEEEVE" would wash down the screen. I'd fucking giggle like a 5 year old.

Officer Derek isn't perfect, and if I lived in Somalia, MN I'd also steer clear of him. But he didn't kill anyone that day. Dude was gonna bite it either way. Derek will walk on this case BUT end up in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for his other shit. This is due to the massive $27M payment made to Floyd's family in the "you broke it you bought it" fund. If Chauvin is murdered in prison it will be a whole other lolsuit.

 

[Kreitani]

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The fuck is this shit?

 

[Meat Target]

The fuck is this shit?

Idolatry and blasphemy.

 

[LUNEKO]

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man this is so ridiculous it almost seems mockery

 

[usernames can change now!]

The fuck is this shit?

Political religion.

 

[Kreitani]

At this point, I can only watch and laugh at this fuck-fuck circus

 

[world of shit]

Start talking about how George is like Moses, and I bet you'll get a few blue checkmarks saying "whoa, that's a little offensive".

Edit: Fuck it, let's ride the kali yuga. A George Floyd four-armed elephant Ganesh. A blue god-of-death Yama riding a horse with a banana in hand. A George Buddha, nodding off under a the Bodhi tree

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If George Floyd is anyone in the Gospels, he's Barabbas.

And since I feel compelled to educate the kids here about the history of police violence, this was the Rodney King beating in 1991:

Video: March 7, 1991: Video of Rodney King Beaten by Police Released

Amateur video from March 3, 1991, shows L.A. police beating a black man.

abcnews.go.com