Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

If Similarweb is trustworthy (and I have no idea), KF has been ahead of SA since the New Zealand shootings.

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On the other hand, Alexa rankings ranks SA at #31,934 while KF is #73,848, so who the hell knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

What I do find interesting though, is that both sites have SA doing significantly worse compared to a lot of its equally antiquated contemporaries. Even Ebaumsworld is apparently better trafficked. It's about neck and neck with Neogaf post Malka getting MeToo'd.

Remember that Alexa stats are based on the Alexa toolbar phoning home with site visit stats. It's not a surprise that most KFers know better than to install spyware in their browser (does Brave even support Alexa?), and that Goons don't seem to care because privacy and data security are for Fascists don'tcha'know. What is disturbing that some people are browsing KF with the Alexa toolbar, and I think Null would be within his rights to punt these people's accounts directly into the sun.
 
Remember that Alexa stats are based on the Alexa toolbar phoning home with site visit stats. It's not a surprise that most KFers know better than to install spyware in their browser (does Brave even support Alexa?), and that Goons don't seem to care because privacy and data security are for Fascists don'tcha'know. What is disturbing that some people are browsing KF with the Alexa toolbar, and I think Null would be within his rights to punt these people's accounts directly into the sun.

Is that really the only way it measures traffic? I was almost positive it had forum spiders/bots that crawled websites like most other agregate engines.

I think SA is floated to some degree with older aggregators because they still use web 1.0 keywords on the bottom of pages and embedded into the HTML, but I'm not sure. I am confident know one knows what spaghetti code actually holds the SA forums together and at this point any site administrator is merely a tech-priest ministering to and maintaining technology who's secrets have long since been forgotten to time.
 
Is that really the only way it measures traffic? I was almost positive it had forum spiders/bots that crawled websites like most other agregate engines.

I think SA is floated to some degree with older aggregators because they still use web 1.0 keywords on the bottom of pages and embedded into the HTML, but I'm not sure. I am confident know one knows what spaghetti code actually holds the SA forums together and at this point any site administrator is merely a tech-priest ministering to and maintaining technology who's secrets have long since been forgotten to time.
SA has been riding on it's immense momentum for the past decade. I doubt aggregators are relevant to it as much as it's reputation as the original funnyman forum that launched a million careers. However, they've done pretty much everything they can to ensure that there is no real future for SA besides stagnation and purity spiraling.
 
Is that really the only way it measures traffic? I was almost positive it had forum spiders/bots that crawled websites like most other agregate engines.

I think SA is floated to some degree with older aggregators because they still use web 1.0 keywords on the bottom of pages and embedded into the HTML, but I'm not sure. I am confident know one knows what spaghetti code actually holds the SA forums together and at this point any site administrator is merely a tech-priest ministering to and maintaining technology who's secrets have long since been forgotten to time.

From my understanding they they do Neilsen shit, where they figure out the demographics of people with Alexa bars installed/sites with Alexa extensions installed and compare that to aggregate traffic and then use that to make a guess.
 
It appears that Something Awful goons have buyer's remorse. Though granted, a great deal of C-SPAM was NoJoe.
Good post, thank you.

I poked around and C-SPAM seems to be back in full circular firing squad mode. At this point, to them, Bernie Sanders, AOC, and the DSA are all shitlibs who betrayed the glorious revolution that was bound to happen any day now.

"Let them fight" meme
 
It appears that Something Awful goons have buyer's remorse. Though granted, a great deal of C-SPAM was NoJoe.

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please daddy mods stop me from posting cuff my hands so i can't post anymore i'm going insane and hurting myself with my forum posts

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS is in hot water again. Rectal Death Adept has identified an anti-CSPAM conspiracy.

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Fluffdaddy, however, is quick to remind people that discussing the conspiracy is unfunny and thus forbidden. He also alludes to a post-reporting war between D&D and C-SPAM.

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And he threatens to FYAD the entire subforum if people don't fall into line.

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS goes on the offensive with a massive rant about how he's a leftist and has banned all conservative thought but is afraid to ban liberal thought even though leftists are clamoring for it because that might ruin the future of leftism.

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Many people also lament the sudden departure of Majorian, who posted a banme. Jeffrey is apparently emailing him and begging him to come back.

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Jeffrey also doesn't want leftists hurting the precious feelings of the poor liberals on the site; that might complicate radicalizing them.

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Rectal Death Adept is getting in as many digs as he can against the staff, for not letting him scream at liberals enough. This isn't even one of the posts when he was like "oh yeah the mods keep turning out to be pedophiles JUST SAYING"

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And then when Fluffdaddy gets the chance, he seizes it:

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And life goes on in C-SPAM. There's a huge, whiny QCS thread now about wanting people to only be allowed to report posts if they've posted in a thread, so D&D goons will stop bullying the C-SPAM posters.

Thank you.

One aspect of SA thats a cause of problems is the offsite cabals.

anyone got a leads or stories about that aspect. Remember how Windows 98 kissed ass in IRC to be a mod, just to brag and have some fyad person burn a gimick account named windowsxp.

Also I know starwars betamax is on here.

Didnt he get gbs modship from hanging out in a IRC.

This makes alof the QCS forum shit just really performative.
 
Thank you.

One aspect of SA thats a cause of problems is the offsite cabals.
this is why the place is so gay and passive agressive now. you cant just call someone an ass-hole to their face without ppl taking it way too seriously and putting you onto a list of mortal internet enemies. instead now you get people being catty on off sites and forming gay little cliques.

i fully apreciate the irony of complaining about this on an off site but its not as if i can laugh about it with ppl over there any more.

I honestly don't remember. The SA and TFR ircs were really bad.
wasnt it the tfr discord that ended up getting ppj and some other people perma-banned bc they were doing undercover gay ops and curating a list of posters they thought were nazis? i think one person was taking pictures of peoples houses and claiming to see swastika patterns on their curtains or smth. insane shit especially coming from a gun forum.
 
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this is why the place is so gay and passive agressive now. you cant just call someone an ass-hole to their face without ppl taking it way too seriously and putting you onto a list of mortal internet enemies. instead now you get people being catty on off sites and forming gay little cliques.

i fully apreciate the irony of complaining about this on an off site but its not as if i can laugh about it with ppl over there any more.


wasnt it the tfr discord that ended up getting ppj and some other people perma-banned bc they were doing undercover gay ops and curating a list of posters they thought were nazis? i think one person was taking pictures of peoples houses and claiming to see swastika patterns on their curtains or smth. insane shit especially coming from a gun forum.
Yes, but that's the discord. I'm talking about the IRC. All they did all day was talk shit about Mischaco.
 
instead now you get people being catty on off sites and forming gay little cliques.

i fully apreciate the irony of complaining about this on an off site but its not as if i can laugh about it with ppl over there any more.
On SA the big issue that I saw frequently was using offsite discords and shit to brigade people. You’d disagree with some rando in a thread and suddenly there were 15 people who’d never been in that thread before screeching autism at you. It wasn’t passive observation.
wasnt it the tfr discord that ended up getting ppj and some other people perma-banned bc they were doing undercover gay ops and curating a list of posters they thought were nazis? i think one person was taking pictures of peoples houses and claiming to see swastika patterns on their curtains or smth. insane shit especially coming from a gun forum.
That was BMW, a goon gaming discord. Refer to this post for details about BMW’s significance.
 
As a couple other posters mentioned, PPJ was a longtime BMW member, as Leonard was kind enough to link my post here dives into a lot of the details. PPJ being a member of BMW was a bridge too far for many typical QCS posters, and frankly I don't really blame other mods for trying to cover for him since it should have been a non-issue anyway.

With regards to brigading, I don't remember any point where BMW brigaded a thread on SA, despite accusations to the contrary. Certain communities on SA became so sensitive to *any* kind of criticism or pushback no matter how mild that if n+1 posters disagreed with the group consensus at any point in a thread, even pages apart, this was evidence of a nazi plot or brigade.

There were a few very good threads on DND where Biden supporters were called nazis by Sanders supporters, because the Biden supporters were "brigading" US politics threads by virtue of supporting the other mainstream party candidate who wasn't President Trump. It was SA where I really witnessed the concept of the Overton Window in practice for the first time, and it's hard to appreciate just how small it became.
 
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