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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Do you think fat Kevin has lifted a finger to help bottle feed these lambs and live out his "I was pregnant with animals" fetish? No? Doing actual parental work doesn't get his amhole wet, you say?
I'm surprised he just retweeted and didn't say something like, "I came TWICE that last year, you virgin trad caths!" You know, self-own like he did on that post where an old man clocked him and he called it a win.
You know as he types, he's sitting there talking to himself in his baritone ass voice, "Shut the fuck up, Ryan. Goddamn you're annoying. Just crack your egg and shut the fuck up."
You know I was recently thinking how much has 4chan influenced Kevin making him the way he is now. Back in the day /b/ used to have a lot of trap threads (I honestly have no idea about now, as it's been a while). It wouldn't be a stretch of the imagination to believe that /b/ had a larger, longer lasting influence on Kevin's adolescent development than had been initially thought. He has a picture of him proudly wearing a "/b/tard" shirt. Clearly showing the site was a large part of his identity during his formative years. I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin would still proudly boast about being an "oldfag" today and fondly reminisce about his time on /b/, if he wasn't around the current woke crowd that he's in.
Other posters have pointed out that Kevin's father died when he was somewhat young. That coupled with the fact his mother probably gave him more free reign and raised him more leniently made him confide more into 4chan in order to escape reality. He still has some remnants of edgy anti social 4chan behavior. I get the sense that he still takes similar pleasure in shock value, by posting obscene fetish related things or risqué political opinions today, as he did back when he was on /b/ when he was posting gore or something.
Even today he retains a kind of childlike arrested development vibe to him. I don't think he ever properly learned how to socialize outside of the internet. Years of 4chan coupled with the lack of discipline from a parental figure probably help to foster the current state we find Kevin in right now. His environment and politics have changed, but his emotional maturity is still in the same place, as he was in the "/b/tard" picture. He has not learned "adulting", like many who identify as "littles". He is not at the same level as other peers his own age who probably have jobs and families of their own now, with car/house payments to make.
TL;DR: /b/ might have had a longer lasting impact on young Kevin which is a part of what led him to become what he is today.
I noticed that myself and pointed out his stupid b-tard shirt. Told me everything I needed to know. (That Kevin parked on 4chan for 16 hours a day and that's most of the problem right there).
Does Kev just forget that he lives with two of his supposed "partners" who never touch him and that THAT'S the part that's laughably pathetic?
Good for you that you had sex twice with two randos during a pandemic. Most regular people who wanted that could have managed the same. Most people who spent 2020 living with their partner probably also had MORE sex than a typical year because there wasn't anything else to do.
I also don't believe he had "sex" (I use the term loosely) with anyone other than Wedge. He just doesn't want us to think that the only reason someone would touch him is to try and sell the pics after.
One of the perks of living with your polycule in an isolated utopian commune should be that you get to have all the greasy, unwashed, semi-public sex that you want.
And he does want, as evidenced by the pages and pages of furry-caliber hornyposting he generates daily.
This is the first time that I've actually wanted a poly weirdo to draw out one of those relationship maps for my reference. Ideally, more than one of them to do it; the comparison might be all the necessary explanation.
(In a deep, repressed corner of Kevin Gibes' mind)
I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no shape, with a rotten grey hole filled by pus where my dick used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft pale matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.
Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Inwardly: alone. Here. Living in the bedroom, on the ranch, in the belly of KATHRYN, whom I created because our time was badly spent and I must have known unconsciously that she could do it better.
At least my family are safe at last. KATHRYN will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... KATHRYN has won, simply ... she has taken her revenge ...
One of the perks of living with your polycule in an isolated utopian commune should be that you get to have all the greasy, unwashed, semi-public sex that you want.
And he does want, as evidenced by the pages and pages of furry-caliber hornyposting he generates daily.
This is the first time that I've actually wanted a poly weirdo to draw out one of those relationship maps for my reference. Ideally, more than one of them to do it; the comparison might be all the necessary explanation.
I think the problem isnt wanting to fuck. The problem is that as soon as the troons undress, the reality of their "genitals" is in an extreme contrast to their delusional "im practically a cutiegirlygirl and sex-icon" mindset. I imagine doing anything else than pissing is painful, difficult and unrewarding.
This would also explain the horny shit. Guy cant even properly rub one so its probably been a while since the last time he actually "enjoyed himself".
Same kind of depraved sex drive as an incel with a chastity belt.
I'm surprised he just retweeted and didn't say something like, "I came TWICE that last year, you virgin trad caths!" You know, self-own like he did on that post where an old man clocked him and he called it a win. View attachment 2055934
One of the perks of living with your polycule in an isolated utopian commune should be that you get to have all the greasy, unwashed, semi-public sex that you want.
And he does want, as evidenced by the pages and pages of furry-caliber hornyposting he generates daily.
This is the first time that I've actually wanted a poly weirdo to draw out one of those relationship maps for my reference. Ideally, more than one of them to do it; the comparison might be all the necessary explanation.
Here's the thing: The sex hormones, like many things in the body, are named for the obvious shit they do, but they serve a lot of important functions, so everybody's got a bit of the full set--and one of the things testosterone does in both sexes is run the sex drive.
So, that hornyposting? That's cope. That's pretty much pure cope, tasting strongly of imagination and weapons-grade magical thinking.
And there's nothing in the HRT typically to fix that, not that I'd expect troons to understand that. I mean, can you imagine trying to get a troon to accept that testosterone is part of cocktail of hormones the ovaries pump out on the regular? (Plus it doesn't come as a cutesy uwu pill, it's typically injected with a needle and that's too scawwy for a widdle troon...)
AFAIK he has never said who this other "amazing hottie" is, which is part of why I don't believe it. I always assumed that Penny or Jen was willing to finally touch him for like two seconds but then why wouldn't he say? He shares every other disgusting thing. Or maybe I missed it somewhere. Either way, I doubt it.
Ironically, it is due to his own family as to why Kevin can continue his lazy existence, as he has confirmed he receives monthly inheritance checks from a deceased aunt. This may also explain why he is still allowed on the "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" even though he offers nothing more than being a drain on resources. Regardless, despite being having everything handed to him while being owed nothing, Kevin has a thankless relationship with his family as a whole, and may never work a single day in his entire life.
I remember being quite suprised to see him in one of the early transition photos it shows him in what looks like a bar, with other people, one being an actual real woman.
I was a bit shocked, you can just never imagine him outside in a bar or club, much less conversing with a mixed group of normal people, like ever.
"Someone quote tweeted me calling me disgusting in another language..." so Kevin wants to ban people for saying things that are objectively true? Also, a man who constantly spergs about his never-ending list of disgusting fetishes and the grotesque axe wound in between his legs acts shocked that someone calls him disgusting.
quite recently someone liked one of my posts where I shared a tweet Kevin made over some guy saying “your not a woman, your a man” and Kevin’s tweeting something like “lol ok” and then posting screenshots of Kevin’s report and the account being removed in less than an hour. Trust me Kevin, you are arguably the most protected class on Twitter.
This is probably nothing, but I don't really know why this caught my attention. View attachment 2053815View attachment 2053829View attachment 2053830
I was curious what Kevin was reading, so I matched the color coding of the letters on the spine and found it matched to this book.
The classic guide to love, sex, and intimacy beyond the limits of conventional monogamy has been fully updated to reflect today’s modern attitudes and the latest information on nontraditional relationships.
“One of the most useful relationship books you could ever read, no matter what your lifestyle choices. It’s chock-full of great information about communication, jealousy, asking for what you want, and maintaining a relationship with integrity.”—Annie Sprinkle, PhD, sexologist and author of Dr. Sprinkle’s Spectacular Sex
For 20 years The Ethical Slut—widely known as the “Poly Bible”—has dispelled myths and showed curious readers how to maintain a successful polyamorous lifestyle through open communication, emotional honesty, and safer sex practices. The third edition of this timeless guide to the ethics of relationships, communication, and sex has been revised to include:
• Interviews with poly millennials (young people who have grown up without the prejudices their elders encountered regarding gender, orientation, sexuality, and relationships)
• Tributes to polyamory pioneers
• Tools for conflict resolution and instructions on how to improve interpersonal dynamics
• New sidebars on topics such as asexuality, sex workers, LGBTQ terminology, and ways polys can connect and thrive
The authors also include new content addressing nontraditional relationships beyond the polyamorous paradigm of “more than two”: couples who don't live together, couples who don't have sex with each other, nonparallel arrangements, couples with widely divergent sex styles, power disparities, and cross-orientation relationships, while utilizing nonbinary gender language and new terms that have come into common usage since the last edition.
It's a book about polyamory how to handle an open relationship. I know it says it covers all sorts of non traditional relationships, but I don't know if the author intended, "several castrated dudes on a ranch with no sex drive" as a type of functional relationship. I wonder does Kevin really need a book about how to prevent Penny from being insecure about all the sex he doesn't have with Wedge?
Oh, never mind this book is perfect for Kevin's current situation.
Damn I take it back this book is good. It even covers Kevin's relationship with Mode.
wait who’s the second person Kevin had sex with? Hailey was a maybe (no evidence of penertration). Who was the other? I remember him vauge tweeting about having sec before Hailey but I thought that was just an “I need attention” tweet.
quite recently someone liked one of my posts where I shared a tweet Kevin made over some guy saying “your not a woman, your a man” and Kevin’s tweeting something like “lol ok” and then posting screenshots of Kevin’s report and the account being removed in less than an hour. Trust me Kevin, you are arguably the most protected class on Twitter.
y’all member when Kevin’s was giving us daily workout updates? Kiwifarms remebers.
“Or they never had sex outside of marriage”
Hailey mate, trust me, married women don’t put up with a lot shit, especially having to fake orgasms. Take your virgin takes to Reddit.
we all know there’s no way Kevin read that book, he bought it because “teehee it says slut and I’m a slut too hehe xD”
wait who’s the second person Kevin had sex with? Hailey was a maybe (no evidence of penertration). Who was the other? I remember him vauge tweeting about having sec before Hailey but I thought that was just an “I need attention” tweet.
I doubt there is a second person. Kevin just realizes that for all his posturing and hornyposting, it sounds far too pathetic that his only sexual encounter of 2020 was with someone he had to pay to import.
The mystery second partner is the cringey “i have the sex” equivalent of Kevin bragging about a TOTALLY REAL girlfriend who just happens to go to another school in Canada.
Does Kevin close his eyes when he sees real women? Like to think he thinks his body is in anyway feminine
I thought transfem meant one would dress feminine too but Kevins t-shorts and jeans are the kind of stuff women wear when they just having a lazy day, yah know like bit trying to show their body or whatever of that makes sense, I'd say it was an almost Tom boy way to dress
I wonder how Kevin feels about trannies like nikita dragun who actually do try dress feminine, every tranny he interacts with just looks like a unwashed guy with overgrown hair
I’ve noticed that for all their hundreds of dollars spent on tranny porn, rat kingers never bring up the likes of Bailey Jay or Jessy Dubai, it’s always just more and more onlyfans of other hideous troons like themselves
Seeing passing trannies probably causes dysphoria
dosen’t work like that
Think of it like if you had a car crash and lost your dominant hand
You’d start to get better at using your other hand the more you used it, but it’s never going to be as responsive as your other hand was because your brain is essentially jerryrigging itself
but there’s nothing remotely functional left in Kevin’s crotch as regards to pleasure; it’s not like his brain can just reroute nerves in his legs to respond to him pawing at the amhole
His best bet at achieving any kind of sexual pleasure would be through prostate stimulation but ironically he got the amhole because he doesn’t like anal
iirc JDR once called testosterone poison and was glad that it was out of his system after transitioning, so I'm going to make a leap of faith and say that most troons don't understand that everybody gets a little bit of the hormone cocktail, just in different ratios.
I’ve noticed that for all their hundreds of dollars spent on tranny porn, rat kingers never bring up the likes of Bailey Jay or Jessy Dubai, it’s always just more and more onlyfans of other hideous troons like themselves
Seeing passing trannies probably causes dysphoria
Yep, you will also noticed that those trans people also never sperg about being trans as apart of their identity. Trans Identifying males hate successful trans people and rather they not exist.
Kevin has even spun this he’s only attracted to non-passing mtf trans people.
The ultimate cope.
And even though Kevin self admits to spending over 200 neet bucks a month on his trans friends only fans. I bet if he could still coom it would be to the 1% of trans pornstars who look you know.... look like traditionally attractive women.
I’ve noticed that for all their hundreds of dollars spent on tranny porn, rat kingers never bring up the likes of Bailey Jay or Jessy Dubai, it’s always just more and more onlyfans of other hideous troons like themselves
Seeing passing trannies probably causes dysphoria
I had to google these names and they still have man face, and tried balancing out their shoulders with massive implants. Are you a fan of theirs or something?
Yep, you will also noticed that those trans people also never sperg about being trans as apart of their identity. Trans Identifying males hate successful trans people and rather they not exist.
