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One of the greatest EMS scams is run by the natives. It goes like this..... So when a paramedic is assessing your level of consciousness (LOC) they often use something called a Glasgow Coma Scale (GSC). It's a scale that goes up to 18 by measuring different variables which allows medics to get an objective measure of your LOC. Anything under 8 is considered severe and constitutes a maximum effort to get the patient back to a hospital (code 3). Now the natives in remote reservations live a couple hours (or more) away from the nearest trauma centers which automatically initiates air evacuation since it's too long of an ambulance drive for a patient with a low GCS considering they could easily die en route - it's all about the golden hour. This means you get picked up by the air ambulance staffed with advanced life support medics and flown into town in under one hour from start to finish. Can you guess where I'm going with this?

Now the easiest way for someone to get their GCS down below 8 without stepping out in front of a bus is to drink yourself into a stupor. Drink enough beer or whiskey and you'll be unable to respond to even the most basic requests. So when the indian's need a trip into town to go shopping or visit friends they'll drink themselves unconscious and have someone call for an ambulance. The air ambulance protocol is initiated and they're flown to the ER. Once they start to sober up in the ER they check themselves out against medical advice (AMA) and catch a bus into town to go about their business. This costs the taxpayers at least $5k a trip and they do this several times a week on just one rez that I'm aware of, so I'm sure they do it on other rez's as well.
GCS is not really something you can fake. And while you can drink yourself to that point, you would technically be in a state known as alcohol poisoning. When you get to the hospital they won't have simply dumped you someplace to sleep it off. They'll have inserted an ng tube to pump out whatever remains of the rotgut you've been drinking, and depending on how good a job of faking it you've done you may find yourself intubated and on a vent.
 
Barring rare occurrences e.g. a misfire of a flintlock pistol or a rope actually, factually breaking under the immense weight of an obese autistic suicidal retard, "attempted suicide" is a joke.
Most legit attempted suicides are shit like ODing on pills aka shit suicidal women do although there's great stories of people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge and surviving with permanently fucked up legs and spine. Maybe they intend to kill themselves, maybe they want a free trip to the hospital for a pumped stomach for the attention, who knows. Since Yaniv wants to be a vapid white chick, he'll probably try this method. I could see a TikTok video of him drinking some wine and downing a bunch of pills he stole from Miriam (and his own?), hopefully giving us the money shot where he passes out. I'll be very disappointed if Yaniv doesn't livestream his suicide.

I know I've seen a chart of suicide methods by success rate. Pills are toward the bottom along with shit like slitting your wrists, number one suicide method is the good ol' shotgun mouthwash.
 
GCS is not really something you can fake. And while you can drink yourself to that point, you would technically be in a state known as alcohol poisoning. When you get to the hospital they won't have simply dumped you someplace to sleep it off. They'll have inserted an ng tube to pump out whatever remains of the rotgut you've been drinking, and depending on how good a job of faking it you've done you may find yourself intubated and on a vent.
Why do you people keep arguing about this? Everybody is an expert when it comes to rural Canadian pre-hospital care it seems. I regret ever mentioning that story.

It doesn't matter if alcohol was the cause of a GCS below 8 or if you just took a baseball bat to the dome - if you're below 8 you're going to the hospital code 3 regardless of the mechanism of injury. I've personally initiated this protocol hundreds of times so I'm talking from lived experience. As far as the lead paramedic is concerned it doesn't make any difference whatsoever if the mechanism of injury is booze or acute trauma when it comes to transport protocols for patients with seriously decreased LOC. The only difference is the treatment the patient receives en route and at hospital. When the natives wake up in the ER they tell the doctor they are leaving against medical advice..... the ER staff have no other option than to remove any NG or IV tubing and have the patient sign a release. Are you suggesting that the patients are kept in the ER against their free will because of an NG tube or IV access? Those things take seconds to remove and every Canadian has the right to refuse medical attention for almost any reason they see fit.

edit: if you want to question me about the in's and out's of working as a flight medic, PM me and I'll be happy to talk about my experiences but this thread is not the place.
 
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Let me get this clear. Did he make an attempt, or was it just threats?
If it's just threats, it fits his pattern. He's threatened to do a lot of things to a lot of people.

I would love to see him threaten someone like he has our Kitty or Chris Elston.
Only for them to come back, standing outside his building calling him out.
"TRY ME MOTHERFUCKER"

You KNOW he'd be on the phone to the PD screaming someone's trying to kill him.
He doesn't need a pussy, he is a pussy.
 
Totally. His troon armour is the only halfway successful thing that he's ever done. And even that's more to do with Canada in general than him.

But he even managed to fuck that up for himself. He could have stayed an anonymous local weirdo if he could have resisted the temptation to go public with his harassment of some asian women.

Honestly, sometimes you just have to marvel that he's made it this long without anybody doing him in. I hope nobody does. I'm nowhere near done laughing at him.

Totally. His troon armour is the only halfway successful thing that he's ever done. And even that's more to do with Canada in general than him.

But he even managed to fuck that up for himself. He could have stayed an anonymous local weirdo if he could have resisted the temptation to go public with his harassment of some asian women.

Honestly, sometimes you just have to marvel that he's made it this long without anybody doing him in. I hope nobody does. I'm nowhere near done laughing at him.
He's no skin off my nose, either.
 
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What's with all this Covid/restaurants re-tweeting all of a sudden?
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Maskless screaming in the street is ok though.
 
I wonder how many Red Lobster gift cards Yaniv is going to receive in the next few weeks.
Someone could send him shrimp pizzas...I hear he's quite fond of ordering pizza.

On the other hand, I don't know how he feels safe eating out without a food tester?
Maybe that will be his next schtick..calling the cops to test his food as it may be poisoned with high explosives.
 
The fucking irony here is donal has to prove he has a disability. Just looking at johnny boy gives you all the information you need.

Saying that, all you need to prove Donald is a tard is by having him speak, if that voice doesn't speak to some mental disability, I dinnae ken what will.
 

The Doc is clearly a based Indian (of the turban bleeping kind, not the kicking the shit out of people in jail kind).

Telling him he's no longer allergic to seafood is clearly some kind of 4D chess move to clean the Tranniv scourge from the earth and open up an affordable condo within easy commuting distance of downtown.
 
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