The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[But I Digress]

Make up your mind man

Minnesota isn't even in the top 10.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Minnesota isn't even in the top 10.

Whitest parts of North America are probably the areas in southern states that don't have large black populations. I have enough personal experience to reasonably think this is the case. I've seen one entire black person in my particular neck of bumfuck nowhere in the last several years and he is whiter than some white people I know.

 

[TFT-A9]

Whitest parts of North America are probably the areas in southern states that don't have large black populations. I have enough personal experience to reasonably think this is the case. I've seen one entire black person in my particular neck of bumfuck nowhere in the last several years and he is whiter than some white people I know.

Montana's pretty white. The Dakotas WERE pretty white but dunno if that's changed.

 

[wopirish]

His ex-wife is Hmong, so there's a chance he might speak enough of a Hmong dialect to hide in the mountains of North Vietnam.

But seriously? If he doesn't grow a beard, gain 35 lbs and move to the whitest part of North Amercia he can find he's basically asking to get popped. His Minnesota days are for sure over.

He might be fine going out to rural Dakotas or Idaho. Hell he might actually get a cop job in those states.

 

[Purpleshells]

Some parts of Long Island are VERY white or at the very least there’s no black folks. Chauvin should try his luck in Mattituck.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Some parts of Long Island are VERY white or at the very least there’s no black folks. Chauvin should try his luck in Mattituck.

New York state in general seems like a bad idea if you're trying to avoid rioting race warriors.

 

[Penis Drager]

New York state in general seems like a bad idea if you're trying to avoid rioting race warriors.

I could be retarded, but I've been told the New York situation is a lot like Illinois:
Chicago is all that state is known for and basically controls the political narrative while the rest of the state fucking hates that city. New York is mostly rural and hates that NYC basically votes on behalf of the entire state.
This is literally "source: 'I heard it somewhere'" so don't quote me on that.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Whitest parts of North America are probably the areas in southern states that don't have large black populations. I have enough personal experience to reasonably think this is the case. I've seen one entire black person in my particular neck of bumfuck nowhere in the last several years and he is whiter than some white people I know.

Montana's pretty white. The Dakotas WERE pretty white but dunno if that's changed.

Alaska. Where you can't be too fat or too drunk.

 

[bifftango]

Montana's pretty white. The Dakotas WERE pretty white but dunno if that's changed.

Montana's not white -- it's translucent. Except for the reservations, of course, but where else are you going to get culturally enriched by watching drunken, shirtless belt fights at 7:00 a.m.?

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Montana's pretty white. The Dakotas WERE pretty white but dunno if that's changed.

Counterpoint: Smalltown confederate flag waving America is very good at making the darkies not stop and put down roots.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Same could be said for Charleena Lyles. She tried to kill a cop and now I have to look at an awful caricature of her ugly ass every day on my way to work because reality is for fascists.
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First, it didn't have her name, but when nobody knew who the fuck she was (BLM included), they went back and added it. I guess they couldn't find a better picture of her so they tried to make her less retarded while somehow making her look more like a cave-woman. The building it is tagged on is an out of business porno store/jerk off booth that got shut down for facilitating prostitution. It's also been defaced multiple times but the city must have an artist on retainer because it gets cleaned up within 24 hours of being vandalized. If the city protected anything as much as they protect this fucking mural, Seattle wouldn't be such a shithole.

Isn't she the troon?
I swear there was some ghetto "kween" who also got death-by-cop that they tried to make into a martyr.

Ahmaud Arbery was literally known as “the jogger” to some locals. The jogger with timbs lmao. View attachment 2062549

The term "jogger" came from Armed Robbery I mean Ahmaud Arbery.
People started saying "joggers gonna jog" after the media's "he dindu nuffin he just jogging into people's property!".

I don't know how the case was received nationally, but locally it was painfully obvious (to anyone who isn't brainwashed) that Ahmaud was NOT out for a "jog" that day, unless you change the definition of "jogging" to mean committing criminal activity.

Even in his defense people were arguing "sure he was apprehended committing robbery, but does that mean he deserves to die?"

I could be retarded, but I've been told the New York situation is a lot like Illinois:
Chicago is all that state is known for and basically controls the political narrative while the rest of the state fucking hates that city. New York is mostly rural and hates that NYC basically votes on behalf of the entire state.
This is literally "source: 'I heard it somewhere'" so don't quote me on that.

Welcome to Georgia.
Atlanta rules the state while the mountains & the coast are basically just territories used for agriculture & vacation destinations. Honestly this transcends party line politics as even the white collar types from "red-ish" districts in the suburbs of ATL carry the same attitude that the state should revolve around them.

 

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Probably all 3 of the specific ones, with the last one being the most visible to outside observers. For god’s sake, the New York Times straight-up threatened to dox the jury. These fucking people cannot control themselves.

Why in the world would they ever control themselves? They're in the right, on the right side of history, and are the most perfectly moral people that have ever existed in history. Obviously anything they do is, by definition, good just and right, and anyone they target are obviously at least a little evil (since they oppose the perfectly good them), so whatever they want to do to them is not only acceptable, it's a moral good.

Violating Chauvin's right to a fair trial? Doxing and threatening the jury? Sending a letter bomb to his house? Obviously he's evil so all of those are not only good things, it would be moral failings to NOT do them.

 

[theshitposter]

While we're being autists about this, can someone explain what an inability to sneed, suck, fuck, or feed has to do with george floyd? Is it all just an ongoing reference to that photo of Floyd's Feed & Seed or is there more to this meme?

You see, to understand the image, we need to get into some memetic history. The yellow character depicted is known as "Sneed" on the website 4chan. 4chan has various forum boards for different topics. Some users of their television board, /tv/, were unhappy that so many threads kept discussing the Simpsons show. In order to derail those threads and dissuade the creation of further Simpsons threads, some users began posting images of a store called "Sneed's Feed and Seed", discussing this image over and over again to stop any quality conversation on the threads. Eventually, posting an image of Sneed began to spread to other boards on 4chan as a sort of trolling, because many users did not understand the origin of the image or the meaning of "Sneed". As with many high level memes, this one is a combination of a few previous memes. The Sneed background remains, and Sneed's head has been superimposed on top of another meme, this one depicting a naked character from the popular series Dragon Ball Z doing a deep squat. The color of the DBZ's character's skin has been changed to yellow to match the Simpsons aesthetic. With the events surrounding George Floyd, the politics board of 4chan combined Sneed posting and the naked DBZ meme to create a meta joke, indicating that George Floyd had his breathing restricted by the buttocks of the Sneed character, alluding to the fact that George Floyd repeatedly said "I can't breathe" during his incident with the police on May 25, 2020. The meme depicted is commonly referred to on the site as "I Can't Sneed", and it serves to combine 4chan culture and meta memes with the disrespect of Floyd. BTW I'm trans.

Wanna OD on sneed?
m*ga.nz folder J0wCSLxb#p42i6A__NsxJzSxryrcraA

 

[Random Internet Person]

I could be retarded, but I've been told the New York situation is a lot like Illinois:
Chicago is all that state is known for and basically controls the political narrative while the rest of the state fucking hates that city. New York is mostly rural and hates that NYC basically votes on behalf of the entire state.
This is literally "source: 'I heard it somewhere'" so don't quote me on that.

Welcome to Georgia.
Atlanta rules the state while the mountains & the coast are basically just territories used for agriculture & vacation destinations. Honestly this transcends party line politics as even the white collar types from "red-ish" districts in the suburbs of ATL carry the same attitude that the state should revolve around them.

Isn't that the mentality and strategy of every blue city and state, with the only reason that all 50 states haven't fallen victim is because Dems feel some states are so rural and backwards those states are beneath them?

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

What Lolcow woukd have the best crossover event with Derek Chauvin?

Will he appear at the next Road Rage and kneel on Dick in blackface for 8 minutes?
Will he make a surprise appearance at Knoxville 2 and help The Gunt smother Riley?
Will he be wounded by joggers, on the edge of death, when Brittany Venti finds him in an alley and nurses him back to health?
Will he become Null's personal bodyguard in Macedonia?
Will he become an among us twitch streamer and stir Dream's Pain Cult into a frenzy?

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Whitest parts of North America are probably the areas in southern states that don't have large black populations. I have enough personal experience to reasonably think this is the case. I've seen one entire black person in my particular neck of bumfuck nowhere in the last several years and he is whiter than some white people I know.

Contrary to popular belief, most of the blacks are in the south and all the truly white parts are trailer parks and swamps.

Texas is 60% spic now.

Your best bets are Montana, North/South Dakota, Northern Wisconsin, Wyoming, Colorado

Iowa and Oklahoma are next on the chopping block so avoid them.

Keep in mind blacks never live in rural or small town areas, and if they do, they're the chill/cool kind (because they have to be) and surround themselves with white friends. Whatever you do, stay out of the Eco-Hives.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Isn't that the mentality and strategy of every blue city and state, with the only reason that all 50 states haven't fallen victim is because Dems feel some states are so rural and backwards those states are beneath them?

I mean yeah to some degree; but as I said it kind of transcends party politics to some degree because even a GOP voting white collar Atlantean sees themselves as the cog that makes Georgia run while the coast exists solely as a novelty so he can have a beach vacation in Florida without going to Florida (same for North Georgia, but replace "beach" with mountain cabin, and FL with NC or TN).

In conclusion, Atlanteans are faggots regardless of what their party affiliation or skin color.

 

[Airless]

Same could be said for Charleena Lyles. She tried to kill a cop and now I have to look at an awful caricature of her ugly ass every day on my way to work because reality is for fascists.
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First, it didn't have her name, but when nobody knew who the fuck she was (BLM included), they went back and added it. I guess they couldn't find a better picture of her so they tried to make her less retarded while somehow making her look more like a cave-woman. The building it is tagged on is an out of business porno store/jerk off booth that got shut down for facilitating prostitution. It's also been defaced multiple times but the city must have an artist on retainer because it gets cleaned up within 24 hours of being vandalized. If the city protected anything as much as they protect this fucking mural, Seattle wouldn't be such a shithole.

That chihuahua has a really strong jawline

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

If BLM wants to rally around people being killed by cops, why not Philandro Castille? Someone who was legitimately killed in cold blood in front of his girlfriend by a shithead cop who got almost no punishment apart from being fired. Why not shout the actual injustice from the mountaintops?

BLM is the worst movement conceivable.
Take a pretty universally reviled problem, police brutality. Now let's ruin that.
Start off with a divisive title that immediately splits the room over semantics. Good start.
Now to rally around an event. Police killing someone isn't that uncommon so pick one. Oh, how about a case where the police was in the right to kill them. If/when it goes to court it'll only reinforce the idea that the justice system is racist. Just will have to ignore the evidence and alienate some more people. Very nice.
Time for some protests but what if they actually just facilitated arson and looting. Don't worry, property can be replaced so long as its not yours. The police will help you by chasing you around the city instead of stopping the looters ruining an otherwise peaceful protest.
After some spicy protests, let's demand some reform. Fuck it. Let's demand sheer police abolition. We'll have some infiltrators parrot "abolish the police" until it picks up steam.
Finally, after you've wasted all your good will, slink back into irrelevancy and ignore the actual police brutality because everyone hates your guts.

 

[Absolutego]

Same could be said for Charleena Lyles. She tried to kill a cop and now I have to look at an awful caricature of her ugly ass every day on my way to work because reality is for fascists.
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First, it didn't have her name, but when nobody knew who the fuck she was (BLM included), they went back and added it. I guess they couldn't find a better picture of her so they tried to make her less retarded while somehow making her look more like a cave-woman. The building it is tagged on is an out of business porno store/jerk off booth that got shut down for facilitating prostitution. It's also been defaced multiple times but the city must have an artist on retainer because it gets cleaned up within 24 hours of being vandalized. If the city protected anything as much as they protect this fucking mural, Seattle wouldn't be such a shithole.

goddamn I've been seeing that mural and wondering who it was, that's the knife-wielding retard who got her ass shot in the Magnusson Park projects? I had to deal with like six months of stupid fucking vigils and protests across the street at my old place for a dumb bitch who charged the cops high out of her mind and got merc'd for it.
That whole neighborhood has gone to hell ever since they refurbished the old military base to be a containment zone for ghetto trash. The 7-11 across the street put up signs about people stealing from them within DAYS of those apartments opening up. These fuckers reduce every neighborhood to the same hellhole they're trying to escape.