Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Aquinas]

Judging from the WATP subreddit, I would say the vast majority of his audience are also dickheads, with only a few refugees from the old O&A subreddit.

all the old OnA niggas are over in their own forum now

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

May the Lord above forgive humanity, New Episode Today.
We live in hell, Sean agrees. Dick thinks he has the cancer, throat specifically. He went to the teledoctor, he has a women moment and gets sidetracked talking about giving blood. Either way, Dick is very happy about something that happened the mourning of the podcast, because it's hilarious. Rants about donating blood and organs and shit, Libertarian that he is he's pissed he can't his own organs and blood.
Update on the dog, she loves her bully sticks. Also, turns out that all we need to do to stop globalization is to jam boats into fucking canals.
The juice cleanse was fucking stupid, he should have just bought my $199 cookbook. He lost maybe three pounds. He also felt terrible, would not recommend.
Dick talks about the Dan Avidan situation, and this time he's actually right. You can't groom a 22 year old, and Sean is sick of how that word is abused. Sean is actually a little pissed, because being a creepy guy and being a pedophile are absurdly different things.
This is cut short, for Da Gunt has arrived. He sounds shot out of a cannon, and Dick pulls up the fight video. He tells his side of the story, that he was there to drive Pantsu to court for her to testify, on three hours sleep, Mint was there, it's a mess. He talks about how court went, he said he got out and saw, quote, "some weirdo in some fuckin purple dress lookin like he has canceraids or some shit", turns out that was Digi. Pantsu asks to get some shit from her house, Digi doesn't want Ralph in his house, Ralph says he doesn't want to go into Digi's house, and says he did after he "got jumped". Digi put all her shit in the yard, Ralph says that's a bitch move. Riley was standing there with a camera, and calls Riley a manlet, and says he wants to fight Riley in the cage and school him. Dick says the weigh in will be the best part.
Ralph says he got sucker punched, Dick pulls up the clip. Ralph calls everyone a bitch, Dick plays a slowmo version. Dick says neither of them know how to throw an actual punch, Ralph says he would take Riley to the ground. Ralph calls Digi a pedophile, calls Bird a bitch, and Riley can't be reached for comment. He says he'll be in next week. Ralph calls himself the Joker, Dick is trying to get Riley in. Riley won't call in, Ralph says bye and leaves.
Some news, more taxes, more gibs, women moments on Twitter. In some absolutely terrible news, human penis size is trending down due to pollution and chemicals in the water. Biden says that women are better than men; I'd like to challenge that, preferably in an octagon, weight room, or construction site. Vito calls in to talk about a TERF who got fired from MTG.
Apparently, she was a Magic artist for over a decade and she doesn't feel comfortable with Digi in the women's washroom. A TIM has been winning many tournaments, had a women moment against the lesbian artist, and sperged out so hard that (((she))) got the woman fired. So, of course, MTG is bringing in some weird niggas to replace the evil TERF. I don't know much about Magic, but I do remember some badass looking cards. These new ones, it's just dumb. Some nerd talk, nothing anyone cares about, gamers need to rise up.
Dick makes a good point that Trump was, in fact, a Liberal. It's just that what is considered "Liberal" has gone off the rails. I think I've heard this called a "Classic Liberal", but shits getting weirder by the day. More news, no one cares, we're just here to vibe.
Oh boy, more drag queen drama. Dick got a hate mail, he says that post didn't save any kids. Some more letters, Some dude named John calls in, he's a comic guy cancel culture blah blah blah.
Dick used to like comics, but like a lot of guys just fell off after it just stopped being fun. Doug Tenapple gets a lot of hate, nothing special. He does say that the older style of drawing just looks better, that there was a certain appeal to it, and I agree with that. It's just an industry that's in a bad place, and has been for a while now.
Some letters. A virgin doesn't want sex, feels sad about it, and is sickened by it. Dick says just not to worry about it then, and that he might want to talk to a medical professional if he's that worried about it, and to try fucking a guy. Sean says that if it doesn't make you feel like you're missing out, don't worry about it and go do something else, and maybe get some tests done just to see if the hormones are ok.
Some more advice for retards, one absolutely based 14 year old is trying to fuck his mom's 29 year old friend with big mommy milkers. She's an alchie, Dick can't stop giggling because it's absurd, Dick advises getting a bottle of wine, cutting a hole in the bottom, and putting your dick in it. This kids strats was to make sexual jokes, Dick is suspicious that this is a joke, Sean is confused.
So, this kid got flashed by the woman. She then let him play with them. Dick bails, holy shit, Dick says to run and report her to the police, because an older woman doing this with a kid is not the porno fantasy, it's actual evil. Dick admits that he would have gone with it, but he knows better now than he did when he was 14.
Voicemails, see you next Tuesday.

 

[High Tea]

Some more advice for retards, one absolutely based 14 year old is trying to fuck his mom's 29 year old friend with big mommy milkers. She's an alchie, Dick can't stop giggling because it's absurd, Dick advises getting a bottle of wine, cutting a hole in the bottom, and putting your dick in it. This kids strats was to make sexual jokes, Dick is suspicious that this is a joke, Sean is confused.
So, this kid got flashed by the woman. She then let him play with them. Dick bails, holy shit, Dick says to run and report her to the police, because an older woman doing this with a kid is not the porno fantasy, it's actual evil. Dick admits that he would have gone with it, but he knows better now than he did when he was 14.

But I thought it was no big deal. Muh libertarian paradise, age of consent, insert insane Cuties defense. Or is it just that the kids in Cuties got paid for it ala prostitution so that's ok? If the woman had gave him a 20 spot would he feel differently? After all, he doesn't see the long term implications of how sexualizing children is a problem as long as a camera is rolling.

 

[Sped Xing]

Good to see Dax has not given up on the "saying pedophilia is bad doesn't stop pedophiles, therefore you shouldn't criticize pedophilia" logic.

 

[Dusty Old Bones]

No, it's on the 12th. Side note, dick lists there being 69 tickets left, and this is sad:
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I though Peach and Rusty Cage were going, but maybe they got wind of the great sperg-down
Imagine being left with Ethan Ralph...

Good to see Dax has not given up on the "saying pedophilia is bad doesn't stop pedophiles, therefore you shouldn't criticize pedophilia" logic.

It doesn't count when the predator is a filthy Karen gynoid instead of a fine upstanding "young" "white" man

 

[Berrakh]

Throat cancer apparently comes from oral sex a lot of the time. But I doubt he genuinely has it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Throat cancer apparently comes from oral sex a lot of the time. But I doubt he genuinely has it.

Letting big black donkey dick strap-ons pound your esophagus like they’re drilling for oil for hours at a time has some consequences. So does letting Digi sit on your face and ride like the Kentucky Derby. But at least he’ll get to use “Maddox lost” as his epitaph soon.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Dick says to run and report her to the police, because an older woman doing this with a kid is not the porno fantasy, it's actual evil. Dick admits that he would have gone with it, but he knows better now than he did when he was 14.

It's like he's trying to do damage control for the pedo sympathizer accusations.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

It's like he's trying to do damage control for the pedo sympathizer accusations.

Did he just wake up from a bender and not realize this shit was like 9 months ago and he dragged it on for so long, everything is going to look trite and shallow?

 

[Crystal Golem]

trite and shallow?

Shit that's Dax Herrera's middle name.

 

[waffle]

Things are pretty quiet on the dick front. I wonder if this is indicative of there being behind the scenes drama from the gunt clash?

 

[Sped Xing]

Dick is capable of keeping drama behind the scenes?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dick is capable of keeping drama behind the scenes?

If it affects how Chad he looks, he'll bury it deeper than the Marianas trench

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

If it affects how Chad he looks, he'll bury it deeper than the Marianas trench

Amusing, given how much of the drama to date has involved Marie's trench.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Dick is capable of keeping drama behind the scenes?

If he thinks it'll somehow bring in more listeners, then no. No he is not. He has said at many points in the show he only does things he can talk about on the show.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Dick is capable of keeping drama behind the scenes?

Absolutely, both by himself and with voluntary assistance from people who are his fans. You need only look at the history of this thread for proof of that.

 

[Sped Xing]

Hey so WATP update-- now Karl is hiring mintsalad to draw for his show.

He really wants to be part of the fun at kiwi farms.

 

[Aquinas]

Hey so WATP update-- now Karl is hiring mintsalad to draw for his show.

He really wants to be part of the fun at kiwi farms.

So wait, what Does this have to do with the dickshow? i've seen them mentioned before and only realized you're talking about Who are these podcasts of constantly shitting on opie radio fame

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So wait, what Does this have to do with the dickshow? i've seen them mentioned before and only realized you're talking about Who are these podcasts of constantly shitting on opie radio fame

Mint is the whore girlfriend pimped out by Dick Show “producer” Riley to Dick, Ethan, and anything with a penis and $12 to spare. She also draws for TDS.

 

[LurkTrawl]

So wait, what Does this have to do with the dickshow? i've seen them mentioned before and only realized you're talking about Who are these podcasts of constantly shitting on opie radio fame

Karl's become increasingly involved with Dax and his circle, and I can only fathom it's because Karl sees Dax's bum bux and has a reaction not unlike this. The odd part is that he's aware of the farms and, unless I'm mistaken, does in fact read some of it at least occasionally. Between that and Dax mentioning the farms by name I'm wondering how he'd think it'd be a good idea to get "in" with him to such an extent but who knows, maybe he just doesn't give a fuck. But the behavior Dax has on display saved in this thread is definitely the kind of shit he'd normally mock profusely.

Mint is the whore girlfriend pimped out by Dick Show “producer” Riley to Dick, Ethan, and anything with a penis and $12 to spare. She also draws for TDS.

She's also the one that Dick apparently spent a month convincing to deFOO much in the same way a cult or an abusive/manipulative partner or friend might do. The quick of what that is if you don't feel like reading a whole article written from the perspective of it being a good thing (it almost always isn't) I'll put here:

So to explain this, DeFOOing means to cut off from members of your Family Of Origin (FOO).

I missed that particular arc so if anyone who was around for it wants to do a recap that'd probably help explain further.