The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Demon]

Are these people completely disconnected from reality? Are some of them actually suggesting that Mr. Chauvin's defence attorney is looking to lose the case on purpose due to his personal feelings on the matter? First of all, as somebody else has already pointed out, in such an event Mr. Nelson would never have picked up the case. Secondly, if anyone within his industry caught onto it, his career would be completely dead, with being disbarred on the table, along some possible litigation against him. Someone please go on Reddit and tell these poor fools that "JFK" is not a documentary.

It's reddit. What did you expect?

 

[7he47r0n]

There was a time when saying something like that would get you a visit from some government agents that wanted to know what you know.

Make America Suspicious Again

Nothing has changed in this matter. If any white person were to write/say such audacious declaration, they would get a knock on the door and a sudden visitation within the next day, and not from Jehova's Witnesses.

You know what's funny? KF and 4chan, all their memes and updates are about things people said, cases that have happened in the past, and actual discussions on the law. People treating it more like sports.
With Reddit, everything I see it's about the tone people have, nervousness, they're interpreting emotions, and writing what is essentially fanfiction about people's secret motived. They're treating this more a reality TV show. Imagine watching all this through the eyes of a Redditor and all the dramatic sound drops and zoom-ins on people's faces.

That's because the average American treats everything like a mixture of therapy and The Oprah Show. When your worldview is narrowed down to the most tasteless, common denominator muck of pop culture; when you lack any hobbies or interests; or any context based on self-study or a deeper education, this is all that's left.

 

[Not Really Here]

An oil driller is a white man that bangs sheboons. Youre thinking of mud shark or coal burner

It's 2021 she could have a feminine penis and a coat hanger.

 

[The Demon]

>Nelson's cross-examination has been laying amazing groundwork for the prosecution

Based on WHAT!???

Based on the hardware that's installed in it

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Yes.

It's also coping. Redditors are delicate little flowers that can't handle actual reality.

Redditors absolutely sneeding and chucking (formerly seething and coping)

 

[DocMorbis]

Would you like a side of reality with your cope tonight redditor?

I'm unfortunately on the side of this trial being a foregone conclusion because we're in clown world, but dear lord the prosecution would be royally screwing their case if this was a normal reality.

Phoenix Wright has witnesses that make more sense for their case and one of them is a fucking orca with a mustache.
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Also in the first game they had a parrot come in as a waitness.

 

[Overly Serious]

She chooses her words carefully.
She doesn't say: "I'm gonna burn cities down" but "cities are gonna burn"

You know any of us could say the same and it would just be a reasonable prediction. But it sounds a little different when it comes from the person holding the matches.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Kinda but not fully- it's very likely that members of the jury, and most people generally, would like Chauvin to be convicted because that fits with the narrative that cops is racis wipipo and black people are good boyz who dindu nuffin. However, most people- jury included- are also pretty good and honest at heart and would certainly not convict chauvin if they really did think he was innocent. Therefore, it's a weird situation for the jury where they have to juggle orders from the judge to hold no bias (especially important in deliberation) while holding likely conflicting notions about whether chauvin 'should' be convicted. To solve this, they turn to the prosecution in hope it will lay out a good enough case that they can in good conscience find him guilty, and yet the pros is bobbling the ball every step of the way.

Never take anything for granted, as much as prosecution seems to be making slips the case isn't over until it's over, and there's a million reasons (legitimate or no) the jury could decide guilty or not guilty. Don't get too cocky is all, I'm sure the prosecution in 12 angry men was really sure of their case

The point is, even if they do, that's still lesser charges with a lesser sentence. It would be extremely unfair to Chauvin, yes, but he would still, figuratively speaking, get away with murder given how much of a blowback there was to this whole incident. And there's also an appeal court. that does tend to favor defendants.

I'm just reminded of that one episode of American Dad where Stan was on the jury and Roger was the defendant.

 

[7he47r0n]

Did anyone else just got an alert from Null?

 

[Meat Target]

Did anyone else just got an alert from Null?

Yes, he's apparently drunkposting

 

[Kermit Jizz]

You know any of us could say the same and it would just be a reasonable prediction. But it sounds a little different when it comes from the person holding the matches.

>point gun at bank teller
>"if you don't give me money you will be shot"
>later at the trial
>"your honor, it was merely a prediction not a threat"
>not guilty
>le epic troll law logic

Except this is real, honk honk

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Did anyone else just got an alert from Null?

Nope. Dear Leader has plans for you

 

[Purpleshells]

With Reddit, everything I see it's about the tone people have, nervousness, they're interpreting emotions, and writing what is essentially fanfiction about people's secret motivations. They're treating this more a reality TV show. Imagine watching all this through the eyes of a Redditor and all the dramatic sound drops and zoom-ins on people's faces.

When that EMT chick was on the stand, I saw people on Twitter acting like they were on the verge of tears because she “stood up to a bully” (Eric Nelson). They’re completely motivated by emotions and this fake 2000s kid movie style narrative about believing in yourself and standing up to the mean bullies. It’s insane.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Send feet pics to Null.

 

[DumbDude42]

Well there's likely a lot of cases where that is true. But there's also demonstrable real racism you can look at. I mean whether some particular incident was really "just smiling" or not, we know that there were laws in the Jim Crow era that prevented people serving Black people or allowing them in a restaurant. It's certain that there were racial injustices in the past that regardless of the existence of bullshit narratives today.

"they dont let us in their restaurants!" doesnt quite pack the same punch as "they are lynching innocent people!" though

 

[7he47r0n]

"Reverend" Al Sharpton is already hanging around George Floyd's family. Apparently he prayed together with them yesterday. In other words, he came for his cut of the profit. My friends, how can you watch this drivel day after day? Every single channel I'm looking over is nothing more than a propaganda tube, telling you what to think and what opinion to hold. Everything they say is biased and emotionally loaded; every single sentence is more of a persuasive argument rather than reporting. I haven't had a TV in eighteen years, so I forgot what it looks like. No wonder so many people act as if they've been brainwashed.

Hanah Flood is very pretty, though.

 

[Gehenna]

You know what's funny? KF and 4chan, all their memes and updates are about things people said, cases that have happened in the past, and actual discussions on the law. People treating it more like sports.
With Reddit, everything I see it's about the tone people have, nervousness, they're interpreting emotions, and writing what is essentially fanfiction about people's secret motivations. They're treating this more a reality TV show. Imagine watching all this through the eyes of a Redditor and all the dramatic sound drops and zoom-ins on people's faces.

Most of us have no real dog in the race. Sure, many of us have a way we'd like to see it go and want it to go, but our interest is more for the sheer hilarity of clown world. So while interested, it is easier to dispassionately look at it.

Where as places like reddit are hard-core ideologues who are -invested- in a specific outcome.

 

[Overly Serious]

"they dont let us in their restaurants!" doesnt quite pack the same punch as "they are lynching innocent people!" though

Well it would be enough for me to start a fucking civil rights movement over. My money is the same colour as anybody else's and I want my fucking food.

 

[wopirish]

She's racist against white people and her social circles enable and encourage it. To that stupid cunt, "EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW. I. HATE. WHITES. I DO. I REALLY REALLY DO." is a virtue signal. Bonus for her being as white as the newfallen snow:



I kinda hope someday she gets her wish and the police will be abolished. She'd enjoy the first 6 months in some warlord's rape dungeon, until she stopped twitching when she was kicked in the stomach while being cornholed by Tyrone. Then she'll end up in a nice unmarked mass grave with the rest of the moderately fuckable leftists.

She'll never make it to the warlord's rape dungeon. She is going to the warlord's kennel and she will enjoy it cause say it with me.

White
Girls
Fuck
Dogs

 

[Dona Morte]

For anyone that has been lucky enough to NOT deal with an HR department, pay attention to this witness and you'll see why it's not only bullshit, but one of the death-nails for any company.

Fir she has become DEATH the destroyer of companies, HR lady.

Paid for expert lmao

Just like Mr. Fantastic or whatever the fuck the pimp's name in Seattle is? The "de-escalator"?

What an expert!

There are no experts. The are the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecists and the woke.

Toxicologists: Not medical professionals.
EMTs: Not medical professionals.
Biochemists: Not medical professionals.
Pharmacologists: Not medical professionals.

We need some more "black elders" as experts.

OY VEY
SHUT IT DOWN

Good on the judge. Saving the prosecution from a larger ass reaming.

On the other hand when I see Nelson I hear- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av-sDbo271o
When I hear prosecution it is- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tpLgBprqLI