The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[TexOffender]

Bruh, this doctor is busting out charts and shit lol

Seriously wtf, how is this even applicable if they weren't taking measurements during the incident?

 

[Probably An Autist]

at least the live chat is entertaining. "sneedgraph"

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I knew I have seen this doctor before.

 

[The Nameless One]

We got too cocky, Chauvinbros, this Irish bastard is going to cause our boy to get the electric chair.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't hear him speculate on the possibility that Chauvin may have been balancing himself. It must have been him using force.

 

[Collections Agent]

Ok, if ratings were up I'd say rate me autistic, but what's with the Sneed meme? I look it up and it's just simpsons stuff and this

Spoiler

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

too busy sneeding to listen to this old leprechaun's testimony

 

[mate]

If he put his entire weight on Floyd's neck as this guy is alleging then why doesn't it show this in the coroner's report?

The fact remains that Floyd didn't die from a knee to the neck and the coroner proved it. It doesn't matter how it looks in that one photo.

 

[Rekkington]

If he put his entire weight on Floyd's neck as this guy is alleging then why doesn't it show this in the coroner's report?

The fact remains that Floyd didn't die from this and the coroner proved it. It doesn't matter how it looks in that one photo.

Yeah literally all of this is irrelevant since we know beyond question that he did not die from suffocation or any trauma to his neck.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Not a bad John Malkovich impression.

 

[Plunkie]

Ok, if ratings were up I'd say rate me autistic, but what's with the Sneed meme? I look it up and it's just simpsons stuff and this

Spoiler

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You see, Sneed's Feed & Seed is a naming pattern. It also has the words "formerly Chuck's" in parenthesis right underneath it. Hilariously enough, if you apply that same naming pattern to Chuck's, you get Chuck's Feed & Seed. Get it?

 

[Probably An Autist]

Ok, if ratings were up I'd say rate me autistic, but what's with the Sneed meme? I look it up and it's just simpsons stuff and this

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just embrace it it's easier

 

[mate]

Ok, if ratings were up I'd say rate me autistic, but what's with the Sneed meme? I look it up and it's just simpsons stuff and this

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Sneed is as Sneed does.

 

[Rekkington]

Okay so this dude just confirmed that George Floyd was alive and not suffocating the whole time because he was vocalizing, unless I'm missing something.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nonsensical 20-year-old memes? On my internet?

It's more likely than you think.

 

[MoeChotto]

Okay so this dude just confirmed that George Floyd was alive and not suffocating the whole time because he was vocalizing, unless I'm missing something.

It sounds to me like the guy is trying to point to the infamous knee-neck photo as the moment of death. I'm a little confused here too. It doesn't help that prosecution is showing still frames and second life renders to prevent the doctor from saying anything really conclusive

Edit to avoid double posting:

Can someone explain why the prosecution had to fly in an Irishman to give us a bunch of formulas that don't mean shit at this trial?

Probably for foundation to bolster their knee on neck argument

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Can someone explain why the prosecution had to fly in an Irishman to give us a bunch of formulas that don't mean shit at this trial?

Also

 

[CapraDeus]

His smile and optimism: gone.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

>I watched the videos hundreds of times
hey, me too!


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
THIS IS THE EXPERT ILLUSTRATION HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Your honor I would like to bring exhibit A. A video of George Floyd singing a song from Yakuza. How can he be dead if hes singing a song from a game that just came out your honor?

 

[DamnWolves!]

Where I live masks are no longer mandatory and restaurants and such can't force you to wear them. There's pretty much no lockdowns here anymore, and the only remnant of this shit is posters everywhere telling you to social distance and wash your hands.

Meanwhile, in a country with "good healthcare":