The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Geralt of Rivia]

I seriously can't believe that the prosecution needs to bust out autistic drawings and diagrams, it's like something out of a fever dream.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

If only we could have a hidden camera

I would fucking LOVE to be a fly on the wall in that jury room.

I've been a juror before, but it was for a civil trial, not a criminal one. Civil trials are smaller and the cases are more simpler but it's still filled with bullshit. I can only imagine the conversations they are having every time they break.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

how does this not just come off as blowing smoke up the jurys asses?

"I did calculations, trust me dude."

he is using blurry cell phone footage to extrapolate a shit ton of information. He was not on scene taking data. This is snake oil.

 

[Rekkington]

It's really funny to think of George Floyd looking down watching all of this. He knows he's a giant retarded nigger trainwreck, he knows precisely what he did and what happened, and he's just seeing a 3D artist rendering of himself and a guy flown across the fucking ocean to break down precisely how his lungs work on a second-by-second level.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Take a shot off your inhaler every time he says "hypopharynx."

 

[Collections Agent]

It's really funny to think of George Floyd looking down watching all of this. He knows he's a giant retarded nigger trainwreck, he knows precisely what he did and what happened, and he's just seeing a 3D artist rendering of himself and a guy flown across the fucking ocean to break down precisely how his lungs work on a second-by-second level.

Looking down?

 

[CapraDeus]

One of the problems with kvetching about the prone position is that nurses put covid patients in the prone position to help them breathe. This is something that Rachel Maddow fans have seen her sperge about a few times.

Heh, the exact damn second I posted this he addressed my thinking. And he said it only applies to people with pneumonia, which leads me to wonder what the edema would have done? I really want to see the cross examination.

Yes! I could get autistic and powerlevel all over the place, but essentially he was actually in the best position for breathing in this case. Floyd was very likely in a state of Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome toward the end and you put those patients in the prone position (and then vent them) in most cases.

Treatment of ARDS With Prone Positioning

 

[Roybertitos]

I'm late to the party and when I finally check the thread there's a potato nigger giving a wikihow presentation on how to choke a guy with a knee. Reddit must be loving this guy given how his explanation is exactly how they like it, simple to follow but with a lot of math mumbo jumbo thrown in to make them feel smart.

 

[MoeChotto]

Take a shot off your inhaler every time he says "hypopharynx."

Two shots for "poomphan-dle" or "buckethan-dle"

 

[Probably An Autist]

I'm late to the party and when I finally check the thread there's a potato nigger giving a wikihow presentation on how to choke a guy with a knee. Reddit must be loving this guy given how his explanation is exactly how they like it, simple to follow but with a lot of math mumbo jumbo thrown in to make them feel smart.

can't wait for Nulls avatar to show up

as for reddit, they're frothing at the mouth queueing up to suck his chub

 

[Banditotron]

Was there any evidence of the level injury necessary to create enough compression on the back of Floyd's neck to fully close his glottis? If I recall there was zero bruising on his neck, and it would take considerable pressure to completely close it.

 

[draggs]

Was there any evidence of the level injury necessary to create enough compression on the back of Floyd's neck to fully close his glottis? If I recall there was zero bruising on his neck, and it would take considerable pressure to completely close it.

Bruh we gots de figgers an calkeelashuns from dis tater cracka dont need no fisikal eveedens!

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Bruh we gots de figgers an calkeelashuns from dis tater cracka dont need no fisikal eveedens!

das rite kang, only krackas need dem evendenze

 

[Feline Supremacist]

How did he come with this information? How can this be measured after the fact? How can he just say "IT'S SCIENCE THERE WAS NOT AND OUNCE OF OXYGEN IN THE BODY!"

 

[Probably An Autist]

a week of crying over how the case was rigged for chauvin and the prosecution was throwing the case
jeremy corbyn gives a good testimony and the 180 begins:

 

[Rekkington]

a week of crying over how the case was rigged for chauvin and the prosecution was throwing the case
jeremy corbyn gives a good testimony and the 180 begins:

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These are the people who smuckle about 8-D Chess, now all of a sudden it appears the Prosecution isn't purposefully trying to throw the case for the purposes of white evil.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I'm late to the party and when I finally check the thread there's a potato nigger giving a wikihow presentation on how to choke a guy with a knee. Reddit must be loving this guy given how his explanation is exactly how they like it, simple to follow but with a lot of math mumbo jumbo thrown in to make them feel smart.

>Euro accent so you know he's smrt
>science man removed from the real world
>shows a bunch of sciencey graphs to say Floyd can't sneed

He's almost the perfect witness for reddit midwits, only way he'd be better if he was actually a stunning and brave trans WOC.

 

[Banditotron]

These oxygen calculations are all very hypothetical. Do we have any concrete oximetric data from the ambulance? If we do, and those measurement are consistent with with the times we are being given for George hitting 0 oxygen, he may have a point. But, they haven't given us that evidence yet, which means it either doesn't match or it wasn't taken.

 

[Rekkington]

>Euro accent so you know he's smrt
>science man removed from the real world
>shows a bunch of sciencey graphs to say Floyd can't sneed

He's almost the perfect witness for reddit midwits, only way he'd be better if he was actually a stunning and brave trans WOC.

Don't forget the most important part: he is a white man who is old and projecting physical weakness, which means it is safe to treat him as the unquestioned authority.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Damn, I wandered away for a second and now we're showing hardcore BDSM?