The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Feline Supremacist]

I am generally of the opinion this is the kind of material you should open with, not wait until the jury has been numbed into near unsconsciousness. Why was this guy not on earlier? This is the legal equivalent of burying the lede.

Maybe some bureaucrat finally approved the payment for Dr 40% last week.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Did they really draw a picture with George shitting himself?

That looks like he shat his pants to you?

I'm convinced they gave him a python dick that wrapped over and up his asshole.

 

[Nobunaga]

When i said these idiots act worse than the ace attorney characters a few weeks back i was only joking.....

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I am generally of the opinion this is the kind of material you should open with, not wait until the jury has been numbed into near unsconsciousness. Why was this guy not on earlier? This is the legal equivalent of burying the lede.

Yeah, this is the good stuff, this is how you convince people that Chauvin did the killing, once you get that hammered down you can bring in the other peolpe to try to establish your 2nd degree shit.

 

[DiabeticSP]

"The most convincing person is the guy who invented a bunch of hypothetical numbers"

No shit.

Sad I can't watch but hopefully we get more dumbassery during cross examination.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, this is the good stuff, this is how you convince people that Chauvin did the killing, once you get that hammered down you can bring in the other peolpe to try to establish your 2nd degree shit.

I expect Baden to be pretty convincing too. I know I have talked a lot of shit about the guy and have a very low opinion of him as a person, but he is a very convincing witness and that is why he gets paid the big bucks.

 

[Big Floyd]

Hey, George, I need help with a math problem. What is 1x1?

Das a trick question. White man's numbers always be manipulated to be sayin what the white man wants, not what the black man needs. So as an answer, I am going to reappropriate your computer and use it to further black causes, namely to look up where to buy fentanyl before selling it to buy fentanyl.


black education is on the rise in america, we be wakin up from whitey's lies and seeing the truth, namely concerning nubian lineage and its relation to historic royalty.

 

[Not Really Here]

I meant more that this guy is actually backing his opinion up with data. Not nebulousness and personal feelings.

"Data" is information you collect, analysis is information you synthesize from data.
This isn't data, but it's good enough to snowball people.

 

[Cubanodun]

Should reddit be reminded that their main hope for nailing Chauvin was the excuse that he asphyxiated Floyd because he had the knee on his neck then the autopsy pretty much fucked that idea and they had to fumble the case with this guy?

Hard to cope when he is not saying anything uber relevant

 

[Rekkington]

Das a trick question. White man's numbers always be manipulated to be sayin what the white man wants, not what the black man needs. So as an answer, I am going to reappropriate your computer and use it to further black causes, namely to look up where to buy fentanyl before selling it to buy fentanyl.


black education is on the rise in america, we be wakin up from whitey's lies and seeing the truth, namely concerning nubian lineage and its relation to historic royalty.
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Damn, it seems like thoughtout the entirety of human history black people just keep getting owned and styled on.

 

[Big Floyd]

Damn, it seems like thoughtout the entirety of human history black people just keep getting owned and styled on.

not true

black people owned and dominated the world until some time shortly before the advent of american slavery (which started some time, idk, 1700? 1750?) when black people, who up until that point had created every work of art, literature, architecture, and technology, were tricked by the perfidious white man and cast down from their glorious rule over mankind into chains. we wuz too good and kind to evil crackas and they used that to enslave us, just like the egyptians did when they enslaved the (black) israelites. egyptians were also black but not these ones

 

[Cubanodun]

Damn, it seems like thoughtout the entirety of human history black people just keep getting owned and styled on.

Always found funny how certain blacks believe they are the master race and pretend Africa is a super civilization when in reality is a shithole that no one want to touch

 

[Nobunaga]

Damn, it seems like thoughtout the entirety of human history black people just keep getting owned and styled on.

Its because the whites were allowed to drink coca colaTM

 

[Tour of Italy]

My favorite part about this whole thing is how the same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “America’s two tiered justice system” are frothing at the mouth over the idea that Chauvin could walk due to reasonable doubt.

Motherfuckers literally want a different legal standard for a white man because a video made them feel sad.

 

[cheeking0]

I am generally of the opinion this is the kind of material you should open with, not wait until the jury has been numbed into near unsconsciousness. Why was this guy not on earlier? This is the legal equivalent of burying the lede.

I believe the idea is you have your most impactful people speak last as to make them as possible present in the memory of the jury. If you flip the order of people we've seen this guy goes first and then 21 days later the person fresh in the mind of the jury is the retarded slackjawed woman working the gas station across the street.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I believe the idea is you have your most impactful people speak last as to make them as possible present in the memory of the jury. If you flip the order of people we've seen this guy goes first and then 21 days later the person fresh in the mind of the jury is the retarded slackjawed woman working the gas station across the street.

Nah you gotta do the sandwitch

good shit up front and in the end, all the garbage inbetween

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Das a trick question. White man's numbers always be manipulated to be sayin what the white man wants, not what the black man needs. So as an answer, I am going to reappropriate your computer and use it to further black causes, namely to look up where to buy fentanyl before selling it to buy fentanyl.


black education is on the rise in america, we be wakin up from whitey's lies and seeing the truth, namely concerning nubian lineage and its relation to historic royalty.
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Thanks, George. Without a shadow of a doubt, we now know that Irishmen truly aren't white.

 

[Coccxys]

My favorite part about this whole thing is how the same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “America’s two tiered justice system” are frothing at the mouth over the idea that Chauvin could walk due to reasonable doubt.

Motherfuckers literally want a different legal standard for a white man because a video made them feel sad, legal standards be damned.

Anyone these days who rees about some sort of injustice doesn't want the injustice to go away they just want to put "the other side" in the position of suffering the (possibly imagined) injustice.

 

[Gypsymagic]

Always found funny how certain blacks believe they are the master race but pretend Africa is a super civilization when in reality is a shithole that no one want to touch

I mean considering how mineral rich Africa is, everyone does want to touch it, they just don't want to deal with the niggers infesting it. It's why almost all the Chinese factories popping up in Africa only have roads that go to their own facilities, they want to stay far away from the nigs while they mine up all those juicy resources.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

My favorite part about this whole thing is how the same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “America’s two tiered justice system” are frothing at the mouth over the idea that Chauvin could walk due to reasonable doubt.

Motherfuckers literally want a different legal standard for a white man because a video made them feel sad, legal standards be damned.

Sort of reminds me of the OJ Simpson trail where joggers in my classroom threatened to chimpout if he was guilty.