The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[AnOminous]

I believe the idea is you have your most impactful people speak last as to make them as possible present in the memory of the jury. If you flip the order of people we've seen this guy goes first and then 21 days later the person fresh in the mind of the jury is the retarded slackjawed woman working the gas station across the street.

This may be an okay theory if you're talking about a one or two day trial, but here, the jury has been inundated with bullshit for a solid week, with constant breaks, they're probably completely sick of courthouse coffee, and barely awake. Also they've had their entire lives stolen, if they have jobs, they're not getting paid, they're getting the insult lmao fuck you payment of $20 a day, and with the way they've been treated by the prosecution, they have, until now, been given a zero-facts diet and a bunch of boo-hoo bullshit.

The prosecution should have started out by doing their best to establish that Chauvin actually killed Floyd. Instead we've had boo-hoo I had such feels and other such nonsense. Now maybe this actually works in current year, feels being so much important than reals these days. It just strikes me as bad timing.

First you establish the defendant actually did something wrong, then you bring out the waterworks.

Maybe I'm fucking old-fashioned and the times have moved on past me.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

My favorite part about this whole thing is how the same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “America’s two tiered justice system” are frothing at the mouth over the idea that Chauvin could walk due to reasonable doubt.

Motherfuckers literally want a different legal standard for a white man because a video made them feel sad, legal standards be damned.

It'd also be interesting to see how many of them normally blather on about restorative justice and how America's overly puritan justice system focuses on retribution and not rehabilitation but want Chauvin to be tortured in prison.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

The good doctor doesn’t seem to have gotten any reviews...

 

[itskaon]

Das a trick question. White man's numbers always be manipulated to be sayin what the white man wants, not what the black man needs. So as an answer, I am going to reappropriate your computer and use it to further black causes, namely to look up where to buy fentanyl before selling it to buy fentanyl.


black education is on the rise in america, we be wakin up from whitey's lies and seeing the truth, namely concerning nubian lineage and its relation to historic royalty.
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She saying irish aren't white? accidentally based?




also i love that all her evidence come from those pics that literally just take a random photo from colonial africa and the caption just says "dey waz blec n sheit"

 

[Ruin]

The defense should bring in some rando who's roughly Floyd's size and have Chauvin press down on his shoulder with his knee for ten minutes. If he doesn't die then clearly the niggerkiller4000 hold isn't as deadly as the prosecution keeps saying.

If the knee doesn't fit you must acquit!

 

[Not Really Here]

Maybe I'm fucking old-fashioned and the times have moved on past me.

Nah, you're just applying the wrong standard to a political prosecution, this is just plain old political quibbling over minutia, in the old days you needed something a few miles past the line to convict a person who's duty is to mix it up with scumbags.
My issue has always been that if you think too many people are going to prison, or dying, over X then maybe consider making X a fine or legal. Don't blame the peons to escape blaming the politicians who are actually at fault.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

If he put his entire weight on Floyd's neck as this guy is alleging then why doesn't it show this in the coroner's report?

The fact remains that Floyd didn't die from a knee to the neck and the coroner proved it. It doesn't matter how it looks in that one photo.

well I think the first thing that should dismiss these weight claims on floyd's neck, is that chauvin wasn't keeping the same position the whole time and was most likely adjusting himself every few seconds or minutes like a human being and not a robot who can hold a position with no motion with ease.

 

[mate]

If the knee is on the shoulder, this trial is over!

 

[Yeeted Teet]

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The good doctor doesn’t seem to have gotten any reviews...

He has one three star google review from two years ago that didn't give any details, and about 35 five star reviews from the past two hours gushing about him giving such great evidence at the trial

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Sort of reminds me of the OJ Simpson trail where joggers in my classroom threatened to chimpout if he was guilty.

Btw, did they chimped out when OJ was arrested in 2007 for a robbery in Vegas? I think it was karma who came biting OJ's back then.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Btw, did they chimped out when OJ was arrested in 2007 for a robbery in Vegas? I think it was karma who came biting OJ's back then.

No everyone now thinks "OJ did that shit."

Its fucked up, everyone knows that OJ did it, they celebrated a black man getting away with murder because they didn't thinkit could happen in america, thats it.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Btw, did they chimped out when OJ was arrested in 2007 for a robbery in Vegas? I think it was karma who came biting OJ's back then.

All that was said was speculation that some of the sentencing was embellished because murder. And that Simpson was an idiot for getting in trouble again.

I seriously can't believe that the prosecution needs to bust out autistic drawings and diagrams, it's like something out of a fever dream.

I mean, isn’t this the Kennedy Assasination for BLM?

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ah shucks those pesky nazis are back. we know they're nazis because the old man is right

I thought the 4Chan and defense argument was, “there were a lot of drugs in his system. Which one killed him? Take your pick.”

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Dr. Tobin interviewed for ABC about the deadly COVID treatments Trump received.

The president remained hospitalized on Saturday, with his physicians saying he was "doing very well." His treatment includes a five-day regimen of Remdesivir.

"If famous people get all treatments that may not be necessary," said Dr. Martin Tobin, a professor of medicine and critical care physician with the Loyola Health System, "they could do worse than the average person."

Remdesivir, for example, has been shown to negatively affect some patients' livers.

While most of the drugs the president is taking, including zinc and vitamin D, are "probably innocent," Tobin added, "the use of the Regeneron monoclonal antibody is in a different category."

"This medication has undergone very limited clinical testing," he continued. "If Mr. Trump incurs serious complications from Regeneron, he will join the list" of high-profile patients adversely affected by VIP syndrome.

 

[Ruin]

No everyone now thinks "OJ did that shit."

Its fucked up, everyone knows that OJ did it, they celebrated a black man getting away with murder because they didn't thinkit could happen in america, thats it.

The crazy thing is OJ actually murdered two Jews and most kikes don't even identify as white. Call a member of the long nose tribe white on social media and watch them screech like banshees.

Was OJ based?

 

[Neil]

The defense should bring in some rando who's roughly Floyd's size and have Chauvin press down on his shoulder with his knee for ten minutes. If he doesn't die then clearly the niggerkiller4000 hold isn't as deadly as the prosecution keeps saying.

If the knee doesn't fit you must acquit!

lul what
quit getting your news from Jack Posobiec, the prosecution/witness clarified in the redirect that Chauvin moved his leg when the paramedics came, that entire claim that the knee was on Floyd's shoulder was based on 20 seconds of footage at the end of the arrest long after Floyd had expired.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

He has one three star google review from two years ago that didn't give any details, and about 35 five star reviews from the past two hours gushing about him giving such great evidence at the trial

lol just as worthless as the paid bot reviews, but stupid normalfags will fall for it and recommend him anyways.

 

[Random Internet Person]

No everyone now thinks "OJ did that shit."

Its fucked up, everyone knows that OJ did it, they celebrated a black man getting away with murder because they didn't thinkit could happen in america, thats it.

Also, it was in LA in the 90s. When every black man and their mother thought the LAPD and the judges were racist, if not super racist and corrupt like giving probation to a Korean woman who shot a girl paying for orange juice when she should have gotten 25 to life.

 

[Ruin]

lul what
quit getting your news from Jack Posobiec, the prosecution/witness clarified in the redirect that Chauvin moved his leg when the paramedics came, that entire claim that the knee was on Floyd's shoulder was based on 20 seconds of footage at the end of the arrest long after Floyd had expired.

You don't understand sarcasm do you?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

He has one three star google review from two years ago that didn't give any details, and about 35 five star reviews from the past two hours gushing about him giving such great evidence at the trial

Good for him. I think he's accepting new patients

 

[talk sh1t]

Last week at one point the headline of the BBC was "Floyd's pleas with officers shown in bodycam film - George Floyd can be heard telling officers, "I'm not a bad guy" in the newly-revealed bodycam footage."

A person is being arrested by the cops and goes on about himself totally not being a bad guy. The standard response given by anyone who's caught by any figure of authority since kindergarten. And a global news outlet slaps it on their main headline so that people will take that statement at face value and turn into reality a temporary delusion that not even the culprit himself was believing as he verbalized it.

Buzzfeed and CNN are right, Kiwifarms has CHUDified me into a pillaging simulacrum of Adolf Kaczynski because even I had to laugh out loud as I read that headline.