The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Iron Hamster]

The defense should bring in some rando who's roughly Floyd's size and have Chauvin press down on his shoulder with his knee for ten minutes. If he doesn't die then clearly the niggerkiller4000 hold isn't as deadly as the prosecution keeps saying.

If the knee doesn't fit you must acquit!

Have the defense attorney perform cross like that.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The crazy thing is OJ actually murdered two Jews and most kikes don't even identify as white. Call a member of the long nose tribe white on social media and watch them screech like banshees.

Was OJ based?

OJ is absolutely based, perhaps the most based when he told people on twitter 'you next' and then posted a bunch of knife emojis

dude got away with murder, why not live it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm waiting for someone to bring up actual Nazi medicine at some point.

"We took 100 Gypsies and handcuffed them and put 100 lb weights on them and left them on their stomachs in the prison yard and measured how long it took them to die and the average Gypsy lasted 20 minutes and 18 seconds."

 

[Not Really Here]

I'm waiting for someone to bring up actual Nazi medicine at some point.

"We took 100 Gypsies and handcuffed them and put 100 lb weights on them and left them on their stomachs in the prison yard and measured how long it took them to die and the average Gypsy lasted 20 minutes and 18 seconds."

What's the small Gyp to large Nog conversion ratio?

 

[Aldeland]

They put handcuffs on George and his lungs immediately voided and he began to clip into the ground and then died.

Rate me late but CyberGeorge 2019 made me chuckle to myself .

 

[DumbDude42]

What's the small Gyp to large Nog conversion ratio?

you'll need to run another trial involving 100 large nogs to find out

 

[Top Skink]

OJ is absolutely based, perhaps the most based when he told people on twitter 'you next' and then posted a bunch of knife emojis

dude got away with murder, why not live it.

the book is still the funniest part to me

>"alright pablo here you go, a whole book confessing and explaining in depth how i did it."
>oj jesus fuck you can't just say you did it
>ok, what about..... uh, 'if' I did it?"

 

[Tamerlane]

Good for him. I think he's accepting new patients

60% survival rate

 

[TitusOvid]

this thread turned from smug to cope real fucking fast lmao
literal mirror image of reddit turning from cope to smug at the same exact time

The defense is going to have its own witnesses too. No need to cope because of 1 expert testifying for the prosecution.

 

[Evil Enchilada]

https://twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1380218393647779840/video/1

BLM just crashed the Iowa State Capitol, doing the whole I can't breathe thing, not actually demonstrating anything of value, just theatrics. Also that one guy making excuses as to why the cops detained a "KID".

 

[mate]

What's the small Gyp to large Nog conversion ratio?

Inconclusive. We tried to measure it out with shiny stones but the gypsies stole them all.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Btw, did they chimped out when OJ was arrested in 2007 for a robbery in Vegas? I think it was karma who came biting OJ's back then.

That was in the 2000s in a weird calm before the storm: post-9/11, but pre-woke Obama years. It's as if society seemed like it was getting better and we had legitimate hope for mankind, then it all came crashing down at the start of the 2010s. Despite things like Hurricane Katrina, racial tensions seemed a lot more minimal – ergo, an O.J.-conviction chimpout would have been just absurd back then.

 

[AnOminous]

He has one three star google review from two years ago that didn't give any details, and about 35 five star reviews from the past two hours gushing about him giving such great evidence at the trial

Yeah but he probably doesn't have any reviews from the patients he killed. And if you knew how many people this guy killed, would you even consider leaving him a bad review? I'd be too terrified. I'd just be glad I'd gotten away alive from this guy.

 

[Not Really Here]

Inconclusive. We tried to measure it out with shiny stones but the gypsies stole them all.

Just like a fuckin Gyp.

 

[The Nameless One]

lul what
quit getting your news from Jack Posobiec, the prosecution/witness clarified in the redirect that Chauvin moved his leg when the paramedics came, that entire claim that the knee was on Floyd's shoulder was based on 20 seconds of footage at the end of the arrest long after Floyd had expired.

The point of that part of the defense is that "we all saw the video, he crushed his neck with his knee" is unreliable because they showed how one camera made it look like his knee was on his neck while another made it look like it was on his shoulder. So, you can't necessarily trust any part of the video where it looks like he is directly on his neck.

Looking forward to another cope-smug reversal across social media once we get back from Mega Lunch and see the cross-examination.

 

[Probably An Autist]

BAH GAWD ITS NELSONS MUSIC

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

60% survival rate

 

[mate]

BAH GAWD ITS NELSONS MUSIC

*GLASS BREAKS*

 

[Obscure Creature]

Holy shit this doctor charges $500 an hour for his analysis. He’s doing it for free for this case

 

[Aldeland]

*GLASS BREAKS*

*Arena explodes with excitement*