The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[AnOminous]

They're so mad and actively furious that the defense is even doing its job, they think they should just give up. They think this is CSI Miami or some shit.

SJWs literally don't believe anyone they hate deserves a fair trial. So anyone actually representing a client is a Nazi. This is why we ultimately need to fight back against these scum.

 

[Probably An Autist]

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ninja'd again ree
the guy who replied is UPSET though
"No. Everything you just tried to say: no."

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Every time the prosecution gets BTFO'd, the number of possible buildings that are going to get burned down increase by 2.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Nelson has turned a real trial with real world implications into the greatest Ace Attorney case ever

 

[draggs]

I mean that would be funny from the defense but I don't think anyone would buy it.

I think Baker must have miscommunicated.

Baker C O P E D for you

 

[Meat Target]

Honestly, probably a miscommunication on his part, cause the ambulance crew can't legally pronounce him dead. Though, in terms of the defense it's literally all he needs to point to and say, "Even the coroner doing the autopsy noted he was alive on the ambulance ride back to the hospital. How could my clients knee have killed him if he still made it to the hospital?"

To play devil's advocate, an action that causes death directly but not immediately is still killing. For example, if I shoot you, you don't die immediately, you get rushed to the hospital, then die in the ER, I still killed you.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Brainfuck?

My ASCII "break time" got broken.

Brokeception.

Brokeback Mountain.

Broking the Waves.

 

[Merry]

To play devil's advocate, an action that causes death directly but not immediately could still be considered killing. For example, if I shoot you, you don't die immediately, you get rushed to the hospital, then die in the ER, I still killed you.

Yeah I don't think anyone is disputing that, it just makes the asphyxiation much more questionable.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Nelson has turned a real trial with real world implications into the greatest Ace Attorney case ever

All the exciting objections are getting oversneeded

 

[Wingnut]

pretty sure you're not legally dead until a doctor declares it.

Was Floyd ever pronounced dead at the scene? That could factor into what he said, especially if he wasn't confirmed deceased when the EMTs arrived.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Though, in terms of the defense it's literally all he needs to point to and say, "Even the coroner doing the autopsy noted he was alive on the ambulance ride back to the hospital. How could my clients knee have killed him if he still made it to the hospital?"

Exactly, it's mostly just optics at this point and how effective you are at communicating that to the jury. Baker basically damned the prosecution by making that statement.

They're not medical experts and the nuance of the cross examination will be lost when Nelson presents his case, or during deliberations.

EDIT: Prosecution would likely shoot that down in their redirect, so maybe not. Time will tell.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

All the exciting objections are getting oversneeded

Prosecution must have cheated, they ran out of objections days ago

 

[PrinceofAllCucks]

To play devil's advocate, an action that causes death directly but not immediately could still be considered killing. For example, if I shoot you, you don't die immediately, you get rushed to the hospital, then die in the ER, I still killed you.

Fair, but from their own testimony, no noticable damage was actually done to the brain and he was getting cpr almost immediately when the ambulance arrived. At that point if he doesn't survive due to his own body not allowing oxygen to effectively distribute through the body, it's out of his hands.

I mean, unless he kept his knee on his neck even in the ambulance ride, then that'd just be hilariously cruel.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Was Floyd ever pronounced dead at the scene? That could factor into what he said, especially if he wasn't confirmed deceased when the EMTs arrived.

Thats the only thing I can think of why he said what he said.

 

[TLEN]

I think Baker must have miscommunicated.

What a silly goose. I am sure Minnesotan business owners are having a good chuckle.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Prosecution must have cheated, they ran out of objections days ago

Is there like a limit to how many overrules a side can get? Cause prosecution keeps getting sneeded on

 

[Merry]

What a silly goose. I am sure Minnesotan business owners are having a good chuckle.

Minneapolis business owners rn

 

[Feline Supremacist]

bai everyone its Friday

Is the jury sequestered? If so, feels

 

[Sheryl Nome]

What a silly goose. I am sure Minnesotan business owners are having a good chuckle.

Just having a giggle as they board that shit up.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Fair, but from their own testimony, no noticable damage was actually done to the brain and he was getting cpr almost immediately when the ambulance arrived. At that point if he doesn't survive due to his own body not allowing oxygen to effectively distribute through the body, it's out of his hands.

I mean, unless he kept his knee on his neck even in the ambulance ride, then that'd just be hilariously cruel.

I heard Chauvin duct taped his knee to Floyd's neck and rode him all the way to the autopsy table. They had to beg him not to show up at the funeral and kneel on the casket.