Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clintonberg]

Dumb bitch must have just learned the word ~proactive~ from some sort of self help article. It's been a prominent part of her vocablynnary for the past several weeks.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Dumb bitch must have just learned the word ~proactive~ from some sort of self help article. It's been a prominent part of her vocablynnary for the past several weeks.

 

[Dax Rambo]

Does anyone have that clip of her "walking" around the kitchen, spead up to make her look like she's gliding? I miss that.

 

[pot of sneed]

All shit aside that was fucking awesome thanks for the share.

Theyd need a chain saw to get through hambers fat layer. Can you imagine how big her heart must be?

Probably looks like a slab of meat caked in butter.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Whoever recorded this is retarded lol why even record if it’s just gonna look like you’re having a seizure the whole time? What are they? Nervous? From being around big Ham and the zombie? Seriously? What are they gonna do, hit someone with their scooty?

To be fair , when filming wildlife out in their natural habitat, you never know the response. Whoever filmed it is on tiktok which means super introverted nerd who pretends to be awesome online.

They were filming erratically because they weren't watching the screen. It's better than nothing.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Does anyone have that clip of her "walking" around the kitchen, spead up to make her look like she's gliding? I miss that.

Here you go!

 

[Tumbo]

Goes without saying but her not getting the vaccine would be the absolute stupidest decision she could make.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Right now, she is eligible for the vaccine under group 1c. It is free for all. She always claims that her health is very important to her. If she does not get the fab, we will know that she does not care about her life.

She obviously doesn't. Doesn't matter. The vaccine itself might finish her.

 

[Witch Bitch]

It never ends


At least her bitchy self is on display in the QnA

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ahhhh, classic CuntyLynn.

As much as I wish she'd realize that the reason so many people despise her isn't that she's outsized even Zize bikes with their 550lb weight limit but rather her absolute shit personality and cuntilicious attitude, I also wish for her to remain blind to that obvious fact. If she became aware of her shit personality driving most of her viewers to loathe her, she might possibly rectify it, and that would rob me of such delightful entertainment.

And once more, IntellectualLynn fails to differentiate between a psychiatrist and a psychologist. Lovely!

 

[pot of sneed]

Ohhhhh, Amberlynn with the food aggression! This is not the behaviour of somebody that likes to feed others.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

tbh I want to see a wedding picture with Amber, Becky, Destiny, Dana, Hannah, and Rafe all in one shot.

That would take the widest of wide angle lenses.

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At least her bitchy self is on display in the QnA

I have no idea who Lee is, but posting something like that about someone is certainly something Big Al's giant narcissistic ass would do (and yes, LiarLynn, supposedly seeing a formerly-named "therapist" now "psychiatrist", which is also wrong, but I don't believe you anyway, you ARE a narcissist).

You do not have a food addiction. You're a fat, lazy slob who has never had a real job and never had to fend for yourself, always finding a butler to run your errands and chauffeur you around town. You like to eat crap food, don't like to hear the words "no" or "diet", and will never succeed at losing weight, because you don't want to put any effort into it.

You definitely don't want to feed other people. If you did, you would make food that BOTH you and Becky could eat - together, like an actual couple instead of the roommates that you are - instead of cooking your shitty beige meals for yourself and leaving Becky to do her own.

 

[mothmans]

It's always super hilarious to me when she throws herself a little pity party and whines about the mean ol' boolies robbing her of her fun.

 

[Owlflaps]

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It's always super hilarious to me when she throws herself a little pity party and whines about the mean ol' boolies robbing her of her fun.

For fuck's sake. When is this Lardylynn going to realize that puffing and shuffling around ain't dancing? As for the writing shtick, she deserves the criticism. If Amber has the gall to charge patrons a minimum of $20 a month for shit tier writing, she deserves the scorn.

 

[Retarded Potato]

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It's always super hilarious to me when she throws herself a little pity party and whines about the mean ol' boolies robbing her of her fun.

She still shares muckbangs tho, and she’s definitely passionate about eating.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Oh please. We all know the actual reason she doesn't share poetry anymore is because she's still trying to figure out those last five syllables for her haiku.

 

[GooglePuppet]

Dumb bitch must have just learned the word ~proactive~ from some sort of self help article. It's been a prominent part of her vocablynnary for the past several weeks.

Watch her use proactively in place of actively now, instead of using them as two different words.

Proactive is to not only do something actively, but to actively look for improvements in said activity.
She can't even do something actively, let alone proactively. Dumb bitch.

 

[Bilibin]

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It's always super hilarious to me when she throws herself a little pity party and whines about the mean ol' boolies robbing her of her fun.

It's seems a bit strange for her to consider herself passionate about these things since it doesn't really come across in any video. If you talk to anyone who's passionate about anything, they'll quickly get into the specifics of what they're interested in and be able to carry a reasonably interesting conversation about it. You'll rarely see someone who's interested in art just talk broadly about "art" and never delve deeper than just describing what the word means. Yet somehow we're supposed to believe amber loves poetry, writing and dancing despite not being able to talk about it in any greater depth than summarizing what's written on the back of a book or just saying she "loves" it.

I guess the obvious answer to all of this is that Amber isn't actually passionate about any of this stuff. She likes the aesthetics of a girl who loves dance and journals her deep personal thoughts but when it comes to doing this stuff she manages to just do the bare minimum, which is why we always see her journals only being used for the first 5 pages.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Oh please. We all know the actual reason she doesn't share poetry anymore is because she's still trying to figure out those last five syllables for her haiku.

She’s never going to figure it out. Oh, not because she’s lazy and she hasn’t even started it. It’s because you HAYDURS are blocking her creative visions with your HATE

 

[dfranki723]

Passionate about dance?
She follows Tik Tok trends, that's literally all she did. Desperately trying to be a part of the ''cool'' Tik Tok crowd doesn't equate to a passion for dancing you fucking mong.

I also think that if she was truly passionate about her shitty poetry, she'd try and improve her vocabulary and welcome criticism but nope. She's been perfect from day one, a linguistic genius. Passion my arse.
She has two passions, food and herself.