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Same cunt probably posts on how NELSON GOT TOTALLY WRECKED.. and how NELSON IS SO BORING!!
The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!
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My sneed and testosterone levels are down because of that "expert" witness.
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But it's okay when I use your behavior with respect to this trial to stand on my moral high ground to shame all of you. Now updoot me for my virtues fellow redditors.
DamnWolves!
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What the fuck else would it be for? Educational purposes? "See, this is what happens when lunatics run the asylum and idiots enter courts of law." I didn't need this dog-and-pony show to know that that's the case. The only thing I'm learning from any of this is that the justice system is roughly equivalent to a bizarro-world high school prom date replete with crowning Kings and Queens of dumbfuckitude and an awkward, jerky dance number.
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Clearly we need a suicide encouragement bot instead.
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BETA ENERGY
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what a gem of a video. The Nelson soundboard is shaping up to be brilliant.
LemmeSee
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If you really want to you can just write one yourself. Reddit's api is public and praw simplifies things to the point a 10 year old could slap a basic reddit bot together.
BrokenLightbulbs
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Your god damned, right. You should feel ashamed. Riots are what entertainment is for.
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Trying to decide if it would be funnier if he was saying "I CAN'T BREATHE" instead
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The last thing the prosecution sees before they find themselves in a FULL NELSON
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>Analyzing a sarcastic remark the asian cop made
This is beyond dumb
This is beyond dumb
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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