The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Fields Of Rye]

God I love the google scholars

Reddit loves their fucking sources.

And of course, they are all social science tweakers so 30 interviews with tribal north africans = unquestionable truth

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Spoiler: O v e r r u l e d

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Muh google PhD

 

[JohnDoe]

This is amazing expert testimony for the defense, I hope this doesn't blow up in their face like the use of force expert did on cross examination yesterday.

The way he dismantled the 'positional asphyxiation from 140+ pounds of cop!' was quite nice.

 

[7he47r0n]

Boooooooo

This was expected, honestly. The defence can't grant him immunity, so he'd be setting up a case against himself.

 

[Probably An Autist]

God I love the google scholars

Reddit loves their fucking sources.

And of course, they are all social science tweakers so 30 interviews with tribal north africans = unquestionable truth

unless the sources go against what they want to think, and then they're dubious and questionable.

 

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Not really. This is extremely short sighted, because the prosecution can come back swinging with "Oh ok, yeah the carbon monoxide did it. So Chauvin is guilty of manslaughter because he was negligent when arresting floyd."

"Well members of the Jury, even the prosecution admits they don't know what killed him, therefore there's a clear reasonable doubt that the defendant did. If there is a reasonable doubt, you must acquit."

I'd probably hammer home that his life is already over and thus even if they "let him go" Chauvin will be punished by the community.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Let it be stated the expert witness for the defense chose the WEAKEST strength of morphine.

It's 80-100x strength. Not 80%.

Not that the jury will ever see this but I find it a refreshing change from "This is the moment his soul leaves the body btw smoking is good for you"

 

[Slimy Time]

Only in her case I doubt she'll walk free. Hers is an "open and shut" case, isn't it?

It doesn't get more open and shut than her shouting "TASER! TASER!" before firing and then saying to her colleage "I thought I was using my taser". Manslaughter at the very least.

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Reddit is coping harder than thought possible. Surely it's not a junkie swallowing his stash, no it's definitely
a fucking tooth in the center of his tongue.

 

[7he47r0n]

It doesn't get more open and shut than her shouting "TASER! TASER!" before firing and then saying to her colleage "I thought I was using my taser". Manslaughter at the very least.

Could the defence argue that she is mentally retarded to some degree, along the lines of "she is so stupid she can't be responsible for her own actions?"

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Fuck Floyd had a tumor too? At this point he should've begged Chauvin to end it.

 

[Plunkie]

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Reddit is coping harder than thought possible. Surely it's not a junkie swallowing his stash, no it's definitely
a fucking tooth in the center of his tongue.

The poor african american had a tooth growing out of his tongue because the white man won't let him have good healthcare!

 

[Slimy Time]

Could the defence argue that she is mentally retarded to some degree, along the lines of "she is so stupid she can't be responsible for her own actions?"

So...a woman then?

 

[DiabeticSP]

This was expected, honestly. The defence can't grant him immunity, so he'd be setting up a case against himself.

I know but I wanted him to admit he's the one who drugged Floyd up then gave him the fake 20 which got the cops called.

Floyd being killed by a black dealer would send the woke mob into aneurysms.

Anyways hows Apartheid Doc doing during the cross.

 

[Obscure Creature]

I know but I wanted him to admit he's the one who drugged Floyd up then gave him the fake 20 which got the cops called.

Floyd being killed by a black dealer would send the woke mob into aneurysms.

Anyways hows Apartheid Doc doing during the cross.

Cross hasn’t happened yet and probaly won’t until after lunch

 

[Merry]

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Reddit is coping harder than thought possible. Surely it's not a junkie swallowing his stash, no it's definitely
a fucking tooth in the center of his tongue.

hate it when I accidentally swallow one of my teeth

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I know but I wanted him to admit he's the one who drugged Floyd up then gave him the fake 20 which got the cops called.

Floyd being killed by a black dealer would send the woke mob into aneurysms.

Anyways hows Apartheid Doc doing during the cross.

its lunchtime breaktime bois

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fuck Floyd had a tumor too? At this point he should've begged Chauvin to end it.

Let's see....

• Tumor
• Clogged Arteries
• Mentally Retarded (didn't know how to boil water)
• Had drugs in his ass and mouth
• Used fake money to buy shit
• refused to comply with officers

Remind me why people wanted to save him?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Anyways hows Apartheid Doc doing during the cross.

We're not at the cross yet. (Hey, I was typing when they said it's time for LUNCH.)

Nelson got him to say the cause of death was cardiac arrhythmia with various contributing factors and a manner of death undetermined.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

hate it when I accidentally swallow one of my teeth

It's just more evidence he's a space marine.

Specifically of the space sharks chapter.

2x heart weight, 2x lung weight, immunity to fentanyl, now he can lose and regrow teeth.

That's also why he died. If sharks can't swim they died. By holding him down they killed him