DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[fuckshitsnake]

"NinStarRune tipped me $90, he says 'spell icup.' Uhh, no! That's stupid. You're a fucking idiot. Huh huh!" - Phil "No Fun Allowed" Burnell, probably

This is the kind of shit that pushes me so damn close to MOTI territory. Some gimpy little degenerate is generous (or manipulated, in Phil's case) enough to hand over 90 fucking dollars in cold hard cash and you immediately insult the motherfucker as he does it because of a dumb little joke?

I'm glad Phil neglects his health because it's the only thing that'll stop the pigroach. The only way for Phil to stop streaming is when Phil straight up dies in the middle of it, and I'm so fucking glad he's accelerating that death with his neglect because this kind of shit makes it tough waiting for his putrid existence to finally catch up with him.

EDIT: I see later in the thread that this wasn't exactly the case i.e. someone donating a fat 90, but even then, there has still been plenty of times in the past where some mongo throws big money at Phil and gets shit on immediately for it. My point still stands that I can't wait to see this fucker's health fail him, since nothing else can stop him from being this much of a cunt leech.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I looked right now and there are appointments available today and tomorrow for COVID-19 shots at both Fred Meyers within 10 miles of Phil. Phil could simply lie and say he loves with an elderly person, or that he works in a high risk job.

He could say he is an elderly person and stroll right in. No one would bat an eye.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Predicting Phil will lie about something is never a losing bet. He'll lie about getting the vaccine, or what he had to do to get the vaccine (he's already lied as far as Kat being eligible), or his reaction to the vaccine. Or all three.

does it count as lying if he's just plain stupid and thinks he's spewing the truth though?

 

[Paladin Derich]

phil is making excuses for medical concerns because he doesnt want to be told to exercise, and he doesnt want to stand in line for the globohomo juice, because he will be a sitting duck for any local detractors that might spot him and have a go at his expense.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

or what he had to do to get the vaccine (he's already lied as far as Kat being eligible),

And you can bet he'll make it sound like he had to take the ring to a volcano in Mordor to get it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

God forbid DSP see or be forced to stand near a black person when he goes out to get his vaccine.

 

[Soynificent]

lol this COVID vaccination segment is pure gold right now. Motherfucker makes it sound like getting a vaccination scheduled is this Herculean task just because it's just slightly more complex than ordering takeout at a fast food drive-thru.

"What!? I have to fill all this shit out!"

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Unless you can get the vaccine at Taco Bell he is not gonna take time out of his busy schedule to get a vaccine anytime soon.

He will however complain about not getting to take Khet to Disneyland or whatever because he don't have the vaccine.

 

[YokuNama]

You always see him absolutely shit on people he views as a non threat to him. He would have never went after that twitter account because he would have been decimated. It is just like how he kissed the ass of Keemstar when he masturbated on camera. It is hilarious how much of a bitch he truly is.

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You know what's hilarious. He has said he doesn't like shitting on other people when they are down:

How many graves has he danced on just to get clout?

But he does it all the time just to quote how "well" he took his own masterbation incident. You know what else is hilarious:

The lack of self awareness is ridiculous.


The thing I have learned about Phil is he doesn't want to PUBLICLY look like the bad guy even though there are several examples that he is. He knows how shitty of a person he is, he just doesn't want YOU to expose it publicly and will go all lengths to make sure that doesn't happen.

 

[millais]

After he gets the vaccine it will become his new favorite health problem to harp on about. He will claim to be suffering severe side effects like fatigue and exhaustion
and fever months afterwards that prevent him from starting streams on time and wearing vests/hats and he will spend many hours of prestreams to rail at the federal government for approving the experimental vaccines without the standard testing and approval process.

The bad back and gout and ear gout have already gotten too much mileage and won't elicit any more sympathy from his handful of genuine fans and whales, but the vaccine is a ready made excuse for why he has to take longer breaks, start streams later, end streams earlier, can't wear vests/hats/jeans etc

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

You know what's hilarious. He has said he doesn't like shitting on other people when they are down:

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it always triggers me when he calls what he does "work". i know he says it so he can sound like a real life grown-up muhchoor adult but playing video games in your PJ's all day isn't "work", it's what kids and non machoor manchildren do

 

[Watamelon]

I remember some time back when the WWE Champions stuff was first discovered people did some digging and looked at what other games he admitted to playing and found their accounts. The accounts are all abandoned now but they were all whaled the fuck out, his usernames in those games was TheyCallMeDSP because of course. The ones I remember him saying he played were Marvel Future Fight, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, WWE Supercard and DBZ Dokkan Battle. For Dokkan Battle he even bragged on Instagram by showing rare pulls he just got back when he still played it.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's whaling on another mobile game that we do not know of yet. Though, I honestly don't know what scenario is scarier, the fact that he was and possibly is whaling out to an insane degree on multiple mobile games at the same time or the fact that he's whaling out on one game with the same intensity as he did on multiple games.

DSP claims he's a FF Tactics fan and there's a FF Tactics gacha game out (and has been for months).

Last I checked you couldn't search by username, it was all based around IDs. But I'm 99% sure he's in there whaling.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I guarantee that if Phil had enough brain activity to recognize that Vaccines are in fact the very diseases they're a defense against (since the body learns from the dead disease how it is made and thus can use that knowledge to fight it when live versions are encountered), he'd never go in for a shot ever again.

Which means his immune system must be so fucked.

 

[RockHawk]

DSP claims he's a FF Tactics fan and there's a FF Tactics gacha game out (and has been for months).

Last I checked you couldn't search by username, it was all based around IDs. But I'm 99% sure he's in there whaling.

Only if you actually believe he enjoys FF Tactics. Any rpg system that goes beyond Dragon Quest-tier mindless grinding is too much for our little pig.

 

[Kumquatacus]

dunno if this has been pointed out yet but

phill: https://youtu.be/KMkS6SFrLF0?t=1103
also phill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xs0UYrJOCo&t=185s

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

You know what's hilarious. He has said he doesn't like shitting on other people when they are down:

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How many graves has he danced on just to get clout?

But he does it all the time just to quote how "well" he took his own masterbation incident. You know what else is hilarious:

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The lack of self awareness is ridiculous.


The thing I have learned about Phil is he doesn't want to PUBLICLY look like the bad guy even though there are several examples that he is. He knows how shitty of a person he is, he just doesn't want YOU to expose it publicly and will go all lengths to make sure that doesn't happen.

That's the beauty of DSP, all the stuff detractors use to roast him in videos are his own words. Phil is the big fish in a small pond, and he prefers to hide in his pond while shit-talking others outside of it.

 

[PutridElephant]

He's going to die on his day off this week because COVID cases are rising!

Doesn't understand why people are out shopping and doing stuff on the weekend. They should be at home, it's dumfucks like that who are making the covid numbers go up! How dare they go out when I go out!

 

[Madmartigan]

My prediction is Phil won’t even bother to get the vaccine, lie and say he did, or never bring it up again.

This is likely, but first we will get an extended rant about how impossible it was for him to get an appointment.
He'll start off talking about how he registered on the website, and how long it took them to get an email from them.
Then he'll complain about how incredibly inconvenient the day and time they gave him to come in was. Because it has to be a day that him and Kat are both off, since he apparently can't drive anywhere by himself anymore for some unknown reason.
In reality, he should be one of the people that's least inconvenienced by getting the vaccine, since he's self-employed and has total control over the hours that he "works". He should be grateful for that, but his "the world revolves around me" mentality prevents that.
Actually, maybe he won't lie, and he'll just start banning anyone that uses the word "vaccine" in his chat.

 

[Fill Bern El]

I guarantee that if Phil had enough brain activity to recognize that Vaccines are in fact the very diseases they're a defense against (since the body learns from the dead disease how it is made and thus can use that knowledge to fight it when live versions are encountered), he'd never go in for a shot ever again.

Which means his immune system must be so fucked.

I gotta disagree. His immune system must be some pigroach unkillable shit from all the years of living in filth, eating bread off the floor, and eating food with fecal matter on his hands from flushing grease down the toilet.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

reasons why MDF is used so much in modern kitchens , Phil is talking about things he know nothing about yet again