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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Salute to the guy who got way too much money for it from a stupid troon.
I bet these clowns get recognized as major marks wherever they go. They even got ripped off by stupid hippies for worthless land that can't actually be used for anything practical. They probably think they got a "deal," in reality they may as well have purchased submerged swampland.
Great investment too since the DoJ is going to be going after pistol braces and I'm sure they won't Form 1 it. Look to the Tranch to have an unregistered SBR in a couple months.
And if they do, you know they'll be waving it around like their dicks on social media. I hope they do. If they do odds are actually good they get Waco'ed.
I knew it was bad, but HOLY SHIT this is terrible. They’re genuinely ruining the ecosystem. Any idea if google has updated the arial view of it to match with the destruction?
They literally killed everything. How the fuck do you kill sagebrush and desert grasses? Fuck this is shit people sometimes want to kill and can't. Troons are literally fucking toxic. I can't wait for that shit to dry out into dust and then these idiots inhaling it whenever they go outside on a windy day. Utter, absolute morons.
 
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I knew it was bad, but HOLY SHIT this is terrible. They’re genuinely ruining the ecosystem. Any idea if google has updated the arial view of it to match with the destruction?
I went looking earlier in the thread. Neither google or bing have recent sat images. There used be a fair few imaging companies that had some kind of online free trial. There was always restrictions, but you could get stuff much more recent than google or bing with decent resolution. Seems like they all wised up. I did just find one that offers shit resolution, but its enough to see what they've done.

Their troonery is visible from space.

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Just look at the difference in vegetation between their lot and their neighbors' lots.
 
I went looking earlier in the thread. Neither google or bing have recent sat images. There used be a fair few imaging companies that had some kind of online free trial. There was always restrictions, but you could get stuff much more recent than google or bing with decent resolution. Seems like they all wised up. I did just find one that offers shit resolution, but its enough to see what they've done.

Their troonery is visible from space.

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Just look at the difference in vegetation between their lot and their neighbors' lots.
Are you talking about this one?

It needs an account but they have shots from April 11th
 
I went looking earlier in the thread. Neither google or bing have recent sat images. There used be a fair few imaging companies that had some kind of online free trial. There was always restrictions, but you could get stuff much more recent than google or bing with decent resolution. Seems like they all wised up. I did just find one that offers shit resolution, but its enough to see what they've done.

Their troonery is visible from space.

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Just look at the difference in vegetation between their lot and their neighbors' lots.
DEAR FUCKING GOD.
 
Are you talking about this one?

It needs an account but they have shots from April 11th
I'd never used them before and didn't feel like signing up since places are wising up to 10minutemail these days. A lot of times they cuck you by only letting you get imaging from a single city or some shit anymore. Precisionhawk used to be my goto because they gave you everything but the last 6 months on decent resolution sats, but they cut it off when they were bought out. This was easy to get get and illustrated the point despite the potato quality.

I just tried them and their free stuff is just as potato.
 
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I had an interesting experience for a week off-grid on the NM mesa outside of Taos. Yes, my car got stuck. I was near tears with exhaustion and the whole off-grid thing was getting on my last nerve, and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there and go to a nice warm hotel before starting my road trip back to the Midwest.

It was very cold in the evenings, blistering hot in the days and I'd bet my bottom dollar they're gonna get that little leaf stuck hard and will need (competent) help getting it out. The terrain looks about the same as where I got stuck:

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Of course idiots who do off-grid are idiots, and the nice stupid people who helped me put the chain hook on the fucking AXLE not the frame. Thanks guys. Oh also, most are definitely trust fund kiddies, at the time there were just a few old-timers that had compounds with hogs and shit. I'm glad I did it, because I am all about the experience, but I would never EVER do it again. Ugh.
 
I had an interesting experience for a week off-grid on the NM mesa outside of Taos. Yes, my car got stuck. I was near tears with exhaustion and the whole off-grid thing was getting on my last nerve, and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there and go to a nice warm hotel before starting my road trip back to the Midwest.

It was very cold in the evenings, blistering hot in the days and I'd bet my bottom dollar they're gonna get that little leaf stuck hard and will need (competent) help getting it out. The terrain looks about the same as where I got stuck:

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Of course idiots who do off-grid are idiots, and the nice stupid people who helped me put the chain hook on the fucking AXLE not the frame. Thanks guys. Oh also, most are definitely trust fund kiddies, at the time there were just a few old-timers that had compounds with hogs and shit. I'm glad I did it, because I am all about the experience, but I would never EVER do it again. Ugh.
lol just put on clothes or take them off
 
I had an interesting experience for a week off-grid on the NM mesa outside of Taos. Yes, my car got stuck. I was near tears with exhaustion and the whole off-grid thing was getting on my last nerve, and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there and go to a nice warm hotel before starting my road trip back to the Midwest.

It was very cold in the evenings, blistering hot in the days and I'd bet my bottom dollar they're gonna get that little leaf stuck hard and will need (competent) help getting it out. The terrain looks about the same as where I got stuck:

View attachment 2088228

Of course idiots who do off-grid are idiots, and the nice stupid people who helped me put the chain hook on the fucking AXLE not the frame. Thanks guys. Oh also, most are definitely trust fund kiddies, at the time there were just a few old-timers that had compounds with hogs and shit. I'm glad I did it, because I am all about the experience, but I would never EVER do it again. Ugh.
If modern society didn't have safety rails, people like you would have been dead a long time ago.
 
I had an interesting experience for a week off-grid on the NM mesa outside of Taos. Yes, my car got stuck. I was near tears with exhaustion and the whole off-grid thing was getting on my last nerve, and all I wanted to do was get the hell out of there and go to a nice warm hotel before starting my road trip back to the Midwest.

It was very cold in the evenings, blistering hot in the days and I'd bet my bottom dollar they're gonna get that little leaf stuck hard and will need (competent) help getting it out. The terrain looks about the same as where I got stuck:

View attachment 2088228

Of course idiots who do off-grid are idiots, and the nice stupid people who helped me put the chain hook on the fucking AXLE not the frame. Thanks guys. Oh also, most are definitely trust fund kiddies, at the time there were just a few old-timers that had compounds with hogs and shit. I'm glad I did it, because I am all about the experience, but I would never EVER do it again. Ugh.
So you went camping for a week and couldn't handle it? Embarrassing.
 
I was going to comment on all the shit around the hottub. But then I found this video just behind from where he took the pic.
An actual mountain of shit. The land is nothing but dust and shit now.
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all those tacticool shooting vids/pictures, them eating out and even goddamn dilation-station ones, but not a single one of them doing basic farm work properly (like minding the fields, animal husbandry of any kind or just basic maintenance like, in this case, cleaning up after them. heck, they can't even put down fence posts properly! just google that shit bruh smh)

this picture, tho, is the literal version of that terrific quote from The Wire: "You'd rather live in a world of shit, rather than be seen having to work a shovel."
 
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After reading this thread I've come to the conclusion living off-grid would absolutely blow. Most folks aren't cut out for the ranch lifestyle, working from sun up to sun down, constantly fixing shit, dealing with animal problems... Why the hell would the most mentally fragile people think they could keep the LARP going this long?
There is such a sense of shock that the tranch is still standing, that there haven't been several close calls, whether it be an electrical fire or just some pacas escaping for a better life... It's also extremely concerning that the tranchers apparently just let the animals breed willy-nilly, if they weren't aware of the lambs, what happens when the pacas get pregnant? Tiny paca graves :(
Because, whether or not you feel you're smarter than the average person, imagine how conscious you had to be in order to make the realization running a ranch is hard. There's no reason to believe the ranchers are that cognizant. You don't just start a ranch on a whim, you are born or raised into it. It's comparable to running a restaurant. If the average person knew the sort of hell the food industry is, they wouldn't ever want to run a restaurant, yet you still see new restaurants come and go with a lifespan under two years. At this point, the tranchers probably feel they're too far in to back out, and are desperately clinging to a sinking ship while willfully believing their quick fixes and improvisations are keeping it afloat with a smile.
 
Because, whether or not you feel you're smarter than the average person, imagine how conscious you had to be in order to make the realization running a ranch is hard. There's no reason to believe the ranchers are that cognizant. You don't just start a ranch on a whim, you are born or raised into it. It's comparable to running a restaurant. If the average person knew the sort of hell the food industry is, they wouldn't ever want to run a restaurant, yet you still see new restaurants come and go with a lifespan under two years. At this point, the tranchers probably feel they're too far in to back out, and are desperately clinging to a sinking ship while willfully believing their quick fixes and improvisations are keeping it afloat with a smile.

Sunk Loss Fallacy

Might as well keep grifting...

#metroon
 
Almost same angle

PreTranch:
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Less then a year later
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This is genuinely horrifying. And they seem to have no idea what they've done. What's even worse is we know they read this thread, so they can see proof of their ecological misdeeds but they'll just ignore it and wave it away as chud haters.
 
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