Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Strange. When imagining an afterlife akin to heaven, the thought of sex never crossed my mind. Seems Mel is too focused on the physical. Since they’d all be blobs of immortal beings, wouldn’t that mean you could potentially be having sex with your descendants. That’s your ideal afterlife after claiming goyim are the ones with sexual abuse issues?

seems more like Mel would fit better in a hedonistic afterlife.
 
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Strange. When imagining an afterlife akin to heaven, the thought of sex never crossed my mind. Seems Mel is too focused on the physical. Since they’d all be blobs of immortal beings, wouldn’t that mean you could potentially be having sex with your descendants. That’s your ideal afterlife after claiming goyim are the ones with sexual abuse issues?

seems more like Mel would fit better in a hedonistic afterlife.
She's probably happy for the chance to fuck her dad again. I'm Glad @Marshall Castersen is going to hell. He'd just end up trying to beat Bradley's soul to death everyday if he made it to heaven.
 
Ick. This reminds me of that one cult (there was probably more than one tbh but a specific one jumps out at me) where the male elders would have sex with the women of the group regularly to mime "becoming closer to Jesus", and sing... intimately themed hymns.
Sounds like the kind of cult I should start.
 
But isn't Bradley a goy that went to hell because Marshall didn't start his jew larp until he met Melinda?
Well in Melinda's stupid beliefs yes. However according to my True and Honest Christian belief Bradley gets to go to heaven while @TamarYaelBatYah and @Marshall Castersen are going to hell for being blasphemers who preach against the Holy Bible. Really she should kill herself so her righteous sentence to hell can begin.
 
We should update Melinda's photo on her profile. Found on her Amazon profile.
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Should be mentioned that there still isn't any reviews on her book.
You look good in this picture, Melinda. Do you remember when it was taken? I hope it was taken recently. You look healthy. You still have crazy in your eyes though. A bit of stress in the smile making it a bit of a grimace. You should see a psychiatrist, help get rid of the crazy in your eyes. You'd be happier that way.
 
Seems Mel is too focused on the physical. Since they’d all be blobs of immortal beings, wouldn’t that mean you could potentially be having sex with your descendants.
Some cults believe the God's chosen will literally rise from their graves and live immortal on God-ruled Earth in their physical bodies. That's how Jehovah's Witness explained me their idea of afterlife so it may be something Mel's cult believes too.
 
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That's quite the hedonistic heaven view. Wtf do kids do in heaven!? That's rhetorical, please dont answer, don't want to know what your sick twisted mind has concocted.
 
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That's quite the hedonistic heaven view. Wtf do kids do in heaven!? That's rhetorical, please dont answer, don't want to know what your sick twisted mind has concocted.
Same thing mel's kids do now. Observe her having sex with a parade of new "husbands"
 
Same thing mel's kids do now. Observe her having sex with a parade of new "husbands"
Yep, AND @TamarYaelBatYah when you fuck do you get put in the piledriver position and Marshall or Ramon Carcamo put their penis in any one of your multitude of fuckholes? When they cum can you feel their hot, toxic loads filling you up with their genetic sequence? Does their hair shake as they climax and they yell "fuck Im gonna fucking cum in you! Tighten yourself around my cock so I can feel it extra hard you Goddamn whore!!!???" He yells as you steal his soul. ...Then when he finishes in you he pushes you over and walks away. You can hear him let out some pent up anxiety farts in the other room.

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Yep, AND @TamarYaelBatYah when you fuck do you get put in the piledriver position and Marshall or Ramon Carcamo put their penis in any one of your multitude of fuckholes? When they cum can you feel their hot, toxic loads filling you up with their genetic sequence? Does their hair shake as they climax and they yell "fuck Im gonna fucking cum in you! Tighten yourself around my cock so I can feel it extra hard you Goddamn whore!!!???" He yells as you steal his soul. ...Then when he finishes in you he pushes you over and walks away. You can hear him let out some pent up anxiety farts in the other room.

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You need to write an erotic novel about these scenarios and try to sell them to bored housewives:

Flat Earthers and Mountain hoes vol 1
 
You need to write an erotic novel about these scenarios and try to sell them to bored housewives:

Flat Earthers and Mountain hoes vol 1
It could also sell as a heartwarming optimistic tale about how even the most toxic, bottom of the barrel, drains on society, ugly inside and out can find someone to bump uglies with, when they aren't fighting or playing house. Maybe there is someone for everyone.
They repel everyone else, as well as each other a lot of the time.
 
Yes, Melinda children's brains do develop more as they get older. This is Biology 101. Yes, Melinda, generally its a good idea to procreate with responsible people who will provide and be good role models in a healthy environment. Having a revolving door of illegal bean people, meth heads, and savages is not a good environment fyi.

No Melinda, you neither procreated with good people nor are raising your kids in healthy environments to develop.

So in other words, ITS OVER.
Yeah, it's game over, homey. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife!!!

This hoe finna need to submit to black dick to cure their fevered Yakubian brain!!!
 
You need to write an erotic novel about these scenarios and try to sell them to bored housewives:

Flat Earthers and Mountain hoes vol 1
Fiction generally sells better than Non-fiction. I had the idea to publish some romance novels.



That's quite the hedonistic heaven view. Wtf do kids do in heaven!? That's rhetorical, please dont answer, don't want to know what your sick twisted mind has concocted.
You're assuming that there are any children in Heaven.

If someone dies on earth as a child, that doesn't mean they will enter Eternal Life as a child.

If you believe you reached this destination - you failed on your journey.
Back to square one.

And which sin would that be?

You still have crazy in your eyes though. A bit of stress in the smile making it a bit of a grimace. You should see a psychiatrist, help get rid of the crazy in your eyes. You'd be happier that way.
Enlarged pupils in the eyes are common for busy parents. It's not a mental health issue. Its an expression.

You should get an education, you'd be more respectful that way.

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