The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[LocalFireDept]

Null, please, I really need the puzzle piece sticker back.

You and me both, pal

 

[Tiggletown]

I've never seen Law Abiding Citizen because it seems like standard "DINDU NUFFIN" wish fulfillment wank. How right am I?

Not at all.

It's about a genius white man mowing down corrupt jews, blacks and criminals because they murdered his family.

He uses the the legal system against them and in the end the only way to stop him is for a black man to break the law.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Twittards pre-emptively coping. Good or bad sign for /our cop/?

 

[TFT-A9]

Twittards pre-emptively coping. Good or bad sign for /our cop/?
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Feel free to punch your timecard if it happens, Crystal. I'm sure someone will give you a nice eulogy.

 

[LemmeSee]

I've never seen Law Abiding Citizen because it seems like standard "DINDU NUFFIN" wish fulfillment wank. How right am I?

Law Abiding Citizen is a 2009 American vigilante action thriller film[3][4][5] directed by F. Gary Gray from a screenplay written by Kurt Wimmer. It stars Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx and takes place in Philadelphia, telling the story of a man driven to seek justice while targeting not only his family's killer but also those who have supported a corrupt criminal justice system, intending to assassinate anyone supporting the system. Law Abiding Citizen was filmed on location in Philadelphia, and released theatrically by Overture Films in North America on October 16, 2009.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_Abiding_Citizen

Sounds pretty good. Guess I know what I'm watching tonight.

 

[𓇋𓈖𓊪𓅱𓃣]

Twittards pre-emptively coping. Good or bad sign for /our cop/?
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Chauvin looks pretty confident.

 

[dorxter¼]

Prosecutor hid evidence from the defense. (Floyd's blood was 98% O2, which means he couldn't have been affected by Carbon Monoxide Poisoning, but also highly suggests he didn't choke to death.)

Defense fucked over one of their witnesses with a curveball (Carbon Monoxide), so suddenly they wanted to bring it up.

Judge said they couldn't, and if they did it would be a Mistrial.

5 minutes later, they did it anyway via the Potato Nigger "Expert" that suggested eating Cigarettes is a good thing for your health and a 90% clogged artery is just fucking DANDY for your heart.

That sounds juicy. Got a link or timestamp for me to watch??

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

If I were on that jury I'd probably be angling hard for a hung jury/mistrial if I were thinking self-preservation. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I voted guilty on a man with reasonable doubt, but with a hung jury nobody would know which way I voted even if the jurors were doxed.

Didn't the jurors on the OJ trial narc on each other afterwards?

I don't think that's what they were going for, but it wouldn't surprise me. The MSM/CNN will always cover for them that they are the ones that caused the mistrial and it's all the fault of a rogue racist judge.

Poor judge.

Yeah, I don't know about that. I'm working from the assumption that people would rather be heroes than victims, especially when their professional reputation is involved. Better to be Johnny Cochrane than Chris Darden.

A dissenting juror would definitely prefer a mistrial to getting lynched, either literally or metaphysically.
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[TFT-A9]

I'm working from the assumption that people would rather be heroes than victims

Given the ubiquity of victim-worship lately that might not be a safe general assumption.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Fucking christ can we add "ribs crushed to dust" under possible causes of death?

For the record, any proper application of CPR will result in massive damage to the rib cage and sternum. If your gentle you ain't doing it right.

My first time giving CPR was to a geriatric patient...it sounded like I was crushing rice krispies. My protor said it didn't matter as if your doing CPR the patient is dead already.

As a side note after that day I went out and had DNR tattooed on my chest. Let me die in peace I say.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Not at all.

It's about a genius white man mowing down corrupt jews, blacks and criminals because they murdered his family.

He uses the the legal system against them and in the end the only way to stop him is for a black man to break the law.

Ending is shit because Jamie Foxx whined about it though.

Would've been great if Butler's character had planted a second bomb that they didn't know about

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Given the ubiquity of victim-worship lately that might not be a safe general assumption.

I like to live life as though the mentally ill people on twitter aren't the norm, but you're probably right.

My first time giving CPR was to a geriatric patient...it sounded like I was crushing rice krispies.

For me it was like Kit-Kats! Why is it always food?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Not at all.

It's about a genius white man mowing down corrupt jews, blacks and criminals because they murdered his family.

He uses the the legal system against them and in the end the only way to stop him is for a black man to break the law.

Fuck I remember that movie, I must have been thinking of something else. I'm a big dumb dumb I apologize. I confused it with some other movie that had trailers that was obvious wish fulfillment for the dindu crowd.

 

[AnOminous]

What about the prosecutors that prosecute child molesters?

Just because I don't like prosecutors doesn't mean they shouldn't win most of their cases.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Not at all.

It's about a genius white man mowing down corrupt jews, blacks and criminals because they murdered his family.

He uses the the legal system against them and in the end the only way to stop him is for a black man to break the law.

Funnily enough, Butler and Foxx were actually cast to play each other's roles. Foxx was to be the super smart criminal and Butler the tormented attorney.
Foxx basically approached the director and Butler and asked to swap roles because he felt more sympathetic to the attorney role, and they agreed.
I think it was a good call as Butler can do 'intelligent menace' better than Foxx.

 

[pwnest injun]

Twittards pre-emptively coping. Good or bad sign for /our cop/?
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I wonder if they'll ever be prepared to understand that Chauvin will walk, not because he got away with something, but because he didn't kill George Floyd - That he's literally innocent of wrongdoing.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

in a sexual way

 

[That_Guy]

Unfortunately I think there's a whole lot of people who really couldn't wrap their heads around the idea of Chauvin actually being innocent if their life depended on it.

 

[Collections Agent]

the only way to stop him is for a black man to break the law.

The perfect defense

Also most people are super desperate for a guilty verdict because it will justify all the destruction and hate they've been spewing

 

[Salubrious]

Unfortunately I think there's a whole lot of people who really couldn't wrap their heads around the idea of Chauvin actually being innocent if their life depended on it.

It's really hard when every single prominent media outlet and journalist is basically saying that Floyd was murdered and only the "alt-right white supremacists" disagree with them.

Like I've said, I have older relatives that ONLY get their news from CNN. Whatever CNN reports is the truth to them and everything else is a conspiracy because of course if it was true then CNN would report it.