Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

If you reverse pictures of him horizontally it becomes very obvious how crooked his mouth is
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Freshtodeath said:
If you reverse pictures of him horizontally it becomes very obvious how crooked his mouth is
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It’s fucking bizarre. Obviously no person’s face is 100% symmetrical, but Phil looks like he has Bell’s Palsy or some shit. It also seems to have gotten worse over the years. Give it a few more and he’ll end up looking like something out of a Meat Canyon cartoon.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
If you reverse pictures of him horizontally it becomes very obvious how crooked his mouth is
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Works regarding his hairline too, increasingly...

In any case, Soma Julius Cruz highlighted this comment at the beginning of one of his latest videos and I couldn't help but think of this thread:

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I'm 99% sure Phil doesn't have post nasal drip and his snorts are just an autismo tic,he can go hours without snorting when he wants too like in his twtich stream where he played that game where subs could help him and he got trolled with leanna bbc names ,he could also control snorts during the bankruptcy call but when no one is around and there is no need to control himself he does rapid fire snorts.

Its the same thing with rocking back and forth or side to side,he says its because of his back but when no one is wqtching he is rocking like a retard to the point his robust mature wife with asperger's has to tell him to stop because even she thinks its autistic.
 
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Tatu Carreta said:
I'm 99% sure Phil doesn't have post nasal drip and his snorts are just an autismo tic,he can go hours without snorting when he wants too like in his twtich stream where he played that game where subs could help him and he got trolled with leanna bbc names ,he could also control snorts during the bankruptcy call but when no one is around and there is no need to control himself he does rapid fire snorts.

Its the same thing with rocking back and forth or side to side,he says its because of his back but when no one is wqtching he is rocking like a retard to the point his robust mature wife with asperger's has to tell him to stop because even she thinks its autistic.
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When your wife has to keep telling you not to do something and you keep doing it, divorce is only a matter of time.
 
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So it’s no secret that Phil’s lifestyle it’s something to behold from drinking himself to sleep when his daughter left the pigpen to his 3 am gin nights of arguing with children on twitter Phil is a shining beacon on what not to do in order to age properly
warning: this shit is going to be disgusting I heavily HEAVILY advice you turn back now before you see some horrible shit
 
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