The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gone Ham]

wow they left a bong on the floor

Surprised they didn’t have kevs dilator out tbb

 

[SIGSEGV]

Surprised they didn’t have kevs dilator out tbb

It's probably just out of frame.

 

[Rotter]

wow they left a bong on the floor

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

wow they left a bong on the floor

The dogs must have got high on weed

 

[The Last Boyscout]

The dogs must have got high on weed

trust the Tranchers to even miss the point of and fuck up the concept of a 'drug-sniffing dog'.

 

[NattyDaddy]

All that unsold yarn..rough

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

trust the Tranchers to even miss the point of and fuck up the concept of a 'drug-sniffing dog'.

well they did the same with biological genders in their own mind. Its not too far off to think other things would get fucked as well.

 

[SIGSEGV]

All that unsold yarn..rough

They should try smoking it.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

All that unsold yarn..rough

Ew. Zoom in and look at that nasty floor. Every time someone posts a photo of the inside of their house, you just know their house smells revolting. I feel bad for the camera crew that had to sit in this disgusting place and breathe in that air for well over an hour

 

[Aunt Carol]

I feel bad for the camera crew that had to sit in this disgusting place and breathe in that air for well over an hour

"Wow, that film crew was hecking COVID-safe! They kept their masks on the whole time and everything!"

 

[stupid frog]

i feel like that one dog bowl and big water bowl is all those doggos get

 

[Bird In Flight]

look at all the wool they’ve failed to sell!

Does anyone know if they sheared all their alpacas? How much yarn can you make from one alpaca?

Given the lack of effort and sales they make on the yarn business I’m wondering they could fulfil demand for their product with maybe 10 alpacas? That’s enough to keep the grift front going without all the effort/ cost/ destruction of looking after a huge starving herd.

 

[Miss Misery]

They wouldn't all shit in the same spot, though

Alpacas do, though. Healthy ones. Herds use a communal dung pile, which makes it even EASIER to use the manure for your own land or for profit.

Regarding the damage done to the land- would laying turf help it recover in any way?

No. Turf isn't native to that area. It might keep the topsoil from blowing away, but they don't have enough water to keep turf alive. Bottom line is they shouldn't have overgrazed their land by letting hundreds of alpacas roam free without any sort of land management plan.

Forgive me for being an ignorant city slicker but couldn’t they make some extra cash by composting the manure and food scraps and selling it as fertilizer?
or at the very least try to help the land get somewhat healthy again?

They don't even need to compost the manure, it's useable straight out of the alpaca ass. And if they had half a brain they'd be using their brand new Kubota tractor to integrate that manure and WASTED HAY into the soil to at least attempt to rehabilitate their land.

Also those dogs need to be brushed ASAP or they're going to end up having to shave the lot of them when they do the sheep and alpaca (during the wrong time of year).

 

[Sheogorath]

Speaking of Chaos gods and such, this is oddly coincidental. There's a planet in 40k called Tranch.

Apparently it's a barren wasteland of a planet, inhabited by mutant slave labor who are ruled over by a handful of iron fisted psychopaths. Eventually the mutants started stockpiling weapons and sparked off a civil war.

Had the source books not been written years ago, I'd say GW was watching this thread. Instead, I think they might be prophets.

EDIT: Oh, and the rulers of Tranch were forced to beg everyone around them for help due to their own incompetence.

there is also a warp connection with 88 tanstar so that's probably where the nazi militia comes form

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Ew. Zoom in and look at that nasty floor. Every time someone posts a photo of the inside of their house, you just know their house smells revolting. I feel bad for the camera crew that had to sit in this disgusting place and breathe in that air for well over an hour

The 8 dogs and I don't know how many cats alone would make that house stink to high heaven, because they clearly don't keep those animals or their feeding/pooping areas clean. That and sweat and amhole stench and Kevin not bathing, and whatever fungi are growing in the bathrooms... Only the scruffiest of students could survive in a place like that, and these men are all a decade too old for that excuse.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Also those dogs need to be brushed ASAP or they're going to end up having to shave the lot of them when they do the sheep and alpaca (during the wrong time of year).

Maybe they can make some dog yarn. They would be breaking new ground by making a hat made of dog yarn. Hell, fuck the alpacas, get a roving hoard of dogs and mass produce those dog hats.

They would probably sell like hot cakes in China, after all who doesn't want to smell (and wear) something that reminds you of your favorite food.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

edit: anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

Taking a shot in the dark here, but it looks like a Black and Decker power tool. It has the same colorscheme as their products and the top part of it looks like a battery pack. Maybe it's an edge trimmer in it's charging station?

 

[Death Grip]

The 8 dogs and I don't know how many cats alone would make that house stink to high heaven, because they clearly don't keep those animals or their feeding/pooping areas clean. That and sweat and amhole stench and Kevin not bathing, and whatever fungi are growing in the bathrooms... Only the scruffiest of students could survive in a place like that, and these men are all a decade too old for that excuse.

Slight powerlevel, I have been flat hunting recently and one of the places I was meant to view had a Troon living there, needless to say the door opening and the stench that greeted me was enough for me to nope out without going into the place.
Filthy disgusting fucker.

 

[Bananadana]

Taking a shot in the dark here, but it looks like a Black and Decker power tool. It has the same colorscheme as their products and the top part of it looks like a battery pack. Maybe it's an edge trimmer in it's charging station?

Its clearly a shoulder-mounted ATGM launcher, left over from the war against the evil chuds trying to steal the shit-pile.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

anyone know what that orange and black thing is in the last photo?

I'm not sure of the brand, but it looks like a rechargeable tripod work light.

edit:
https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/Lighting/Tower-Lights/2130-20 (https://archive.ph/CaRSW)

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