DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Alxmir23]

i know im in canada but only by looking at the government issued website,i saw 14 places near me that did vaccines and one of them,my pharmacy, would prioritize people who got pescriptions from them

 

[Ol' Slag]

He could put himself on a wait list for missed/extra shots and get one quick too, people always no show.

He's terrified of needing to take an unscheduled day off but if he missed a stream for a covid shot (it takes like 20 minutes but you know he'd need all day) his whales would reward him.

Phil could have himself and Kat just wait at one of these places. They give the things away if they have a no show so it doesn't go to waste.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Well, I mean, anything that requires Phil to use a smidgen of his brain, isn't getting paid for in tips and donations, and isn't explicitly spelled out to him letter by letter is naturally going to be too difficult for him. Nigger can barely get through tutorials after an hour+ sometimes.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The real answer is Phil doesnt want a shot and therefore its too difficult to get.

 

[NotValKilmer]

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that Phil is being autistic about this whole vaccine thing because he's working some angle where he can not get the vaccine while making it look like he really really wanted to, but because of someone else he can't get it dood.

Edit: of course he's a mouth breathing retard so it's more possible that what we're seeing is just Phil

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Okay, so it took Dave 40 hours to complete basically the intro level/area of Divinity II. It never hit me until now how long 40 hours is.

I just finished Dark Souls Remastered today. It took me 41 hours. Like, to finish the game. Start to finish. HOW THE FUCK...DOES IT TAKE YOU 40 HOURS TO LEAVE A BEGINNING AREA? I understand why Dave hates gaming so much. He fucking sucks at it. Worse than I thought.

A 100% completionist's run of Daveinity Original Gin 2 takes about 150 hours to beat. How much do you wanna bet it will take Dave around the same amount of time just for his regular playthrough of the game?

Any mention about the ear infection lately? Cause it mysteriously disappeared without going to a doctor. Just like his back.

Memoryholed. Last time he mentioned it was the week before the Tuesday that he was supposed to be scheduled for the ENT appointment, which is somewhere in mid-March I wanna say. It was around the time when he was sperging out because Khet's schedule started changing every week so he didn't know when his day ahf was, dood! He said he called the clinic or hospital or whatever that the ENT worked at and asked to be rescheduled, maybe for a Wednesday because he doesn't know his wife's schedule so he doesn't know what day will be free. He said that the nurse told him that the next free Wednesday is in 2 months, so in mid-May.

He made it seem like "AH MAI GHAD CAN YOU SEE HOW BAD HEALTHCARE IS IN THE US??? I HAVE TO WAIT 2 MORE MONTHS IF I RESCHEDULE!!!" when a 2 month wait for a reschedule during the 'rona quarantine is extremely lucky and if I was that nurse on the phone and someone told me that he wanted to reschedule because his mom-wife doesn't have a day off on that day I'd just assume that he never took it seriously in the first place and would've just told him to fuck off and find some other ENT to bother. It's also why I think that those mythical ENT appointments that kept getting delayed and rescheduled never even happened in the first place.

 

[Esquilax]

I posted on the main thread that it took 20 second to find that Kaiser has a non-member sign up and a clinic 1.5 miles from Phil. Literally just a form and he's scheduling. Dumbass hasn't even tried.

If he really wanted the vaccine prior to this massive bitch fit, I'm really sceptical any clinic is double checking your work place or health status. My state isn't. Just gotta claim asthma or government worker and you're in.

And Kat is a big girl. I'm 100% sure she's capable of making herself an appointment. I'd bet babyman Phil was keeping her from doing so for the past month "you can't get it if I can't! We gotta go together! I'm scared to do it alone, mom!"

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Did Phil mention that he got paid by Twitch yesterday? Because he surely mentioned on the 14th that he didn't get paid.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Come on Karma do your thing! Give Phil a blood clot after his vaccination.

 

[Pargon]

Did anyone in his chat happen to question how his wife wouldn't have already been eligible since she's a "frontline worker"?

Different states and different institutions (the ones actually providing the vaccine) have differing rollout priorities and definitions of frontline workers, but from what I've seen and read you're correct. I haven't had the wherewithal to look up what Washington's rollout has looked like, though.

And did anyone ask why he's trying to make an appointment for her (as opposed to her doing it herself)?

If he's actually trying to make appointments for the both of them then good on him. Partners should support one another, and Kat works harder on her three or four days a week than he does all month. They're married. Presumably if she's been to a doctor at all since the wedding his name is on her HIPAA paperwork as authorized to share so he can do things like make doctor's appointments for her. He should be the one handling this. He has the most time on his hands and he lives in front of some kind of internet-connected device every waking minute of his day.

However, this is presuming he's not lying his ass off and because it's Phil I am, as ever, completely unwilling to give him the benefit of the doubt. This is likely him just nailing himself to a cross with a bucket hanging from his big toes reading "Please Tip".

 

[JPG]

The real answer is Phil doesnt want a shot and therefore its too difficult to get.

Correct. He's pretending he wants it, just like he pretends to be woke to appease his Twitch paymasters.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Well, looks like we've got another moron here.



Phil works full time, busting his ass 6 days a week, and on his day off he has to go grocery shopping, run errands and sort out behind the scenes bills. When has he got time to visit? He has taxes due and his viewers want to come and chill with him on his variety streams, so there is no way he could cancel one of those, he just can't afford it. Plus Kat has the car when she goes to her job, and because they're idiots who don't know what they're doing they can't tell her when her day off will be. So no, he can't just book an appointment, clearly you don't know how the real world works. So how about if you don't like it you just leave the thread? Sound good?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

My wife works in a store in the same family as Fred Meyer, and she got a free shot many days ago during her shift because people just straight up aren't showing up to get the ones they schedule. I refuse to believe Khat isn't already vaccinated and he's not just playing this up to give himself something to bitch about OR she no longer works there.

Also lol at him refusing to ask his wife to grab stuff from the store after her shift, that's like the one perk of your spouse working there. He can still have a "grocery day", we do errands every weekend, but that doesn't stop you from having her grab shit every now and then.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Those he got an an urgent care clinic which, at least elsewhere in the country, are not currently stocking or administering the vaccines, mostly through a combination of not having the equipment needed to keep it at the proper temperature and the fact that some places just need to still be treating things like non-emergent workplace injuries.

Unless you mean where he got the scrip for them filled, which re-reading your post is probably the case and I'm being retarded. That said the point stands; my doctor's office is part of a network of about 30 offices and the primary care offices aren't even administering it yet. It's only a few select sites so all the others can keep treating folks for everything else. In my part of the country a pharmacy seems to be the best bet; most doctor's offices are giving it to their active patients first and selecting who gets an appointment from pools of the eligible groups. If conditions are similar in Phil's neck of the woods he's shit out of luck because now he's competing with every person with shit insurance, every person with no money in their pockets, every undocumented immigrant and every other person with any reason for not having a PCP, and every day he decides he can't be fucked to do the legwork to get himself on a list is probably another week he'll be waiting. Infection rates per day are rising in different parts of the country and that's going to drive even more people to try and get the shot.

He was in the catbird seat from day one to jump on the chance to get vaccinated as soon as he could; he has plenty of disposable income and time on his hands. I'm going to laugh harder and harder for every day he tweets his little tantrums over this.

Yeah. I meant he could probably get a shot at the pharmacy that filled the scrip.

There was a weird line in his spiel about getting a vaccine earlier today (I was just listening to an1337's video).
Phil says, "Patience is key. And what I have to keep in mind is that we're not at high, high risk. You know my wife is - has a moderate degree of risk having interactions with (human) people every day at a store..." Phil also vaguely mentions Kat having had possible exposure at one point.

First of all, I'm pretty sure he started to say 'human' in there before he said people. More alien speak.

But it's that 'what I have to keep in mind' part. That sounds distinctly like Phil reminding himself of something someone told him - meaning either Kat or his parents told him this. I think there may have been a contact case wherever Kat is working right now and Phil got severely spooked and went batshit crazy. This would account for his sudden swing from before, when he was saying he was a low priority for the vaccine, to his sudden panic and desire for a vaccine as fast as possible. Someone had to talk him off a ledge, and they had to remind him that even Kat is only at moderate risk so he is still a lower priority than many, and to just stay calm and wait and his time would come. Phil repeats this to himself after he starts getting really wound up during the prestream.

TL;DR: Phil probably lost his shit over COVID and Mommy Burnell had to talk him out of a tizzy. I'm sure she wished she could give him a pill and leave him there.

I know others touched on this, but he's riding the penne wagers into the ground. I don't even know how that could be something that he gets this rigid about. He found something that people liked, and in typical Phil fashion, locked it into an autistic pattern. Just like we needed more vests, and then needed to police the vests that people could vote for, now there is only two variations of penne wagers that Phil has deemed optimal for CoD. He sucks the fun out of everything with his out of control obsession with routine and control.

The problem with all this, of course, is that it hasn't stopped him from going out to eat.

 

[PieceofShet]

Holy shit that intro!

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Second: You're actually not good at the game you just ragequit any decently leveled lobbies until you're put in with the literal children who don't know how to actually operate a controller.

I want to live in the alternate timeline where Phil thought himself a professional baseball player instead of a streamer leech.

Imagine sitting down in the bleachers for your 7-year-old's tee-ball game and you see this 40-going-on-70-year-old man hobbling up to the plate with this smug look on his bloated pale face who then proceeds to still fuck up at hitting the ball.

 

[seri0us]

Oh noes, gotta get a rushed vaccine for a virus with a <1% death rate.

 

[Great President of McHell]

I want to live in the alternate timeline where Phil thought himself a professional baseball player instead of a streamer leech.

Imagine sitting down in the bleachers for your 7-year-old's tee-ball game and you see this 40-going-on-70-year-old man hobbling up to the plate with this smug look on his bloated pale face who then proceeds to still fuck up at hitting the ball.

Phil looks like a downy used car salesman, from appearance I would never guess this guy as an "entertainer" even for the most smooth brained dregs of society.

 

[Detractor#38657]

I want to live in the alternate timeline where Phil thought himself a professional baseball player instead of a streamer leech.

Imagine sitting down in the bleachers for your 7-year-old's tee-ball game and you see this 40-going-on-70-year-old man hobbling up to the plate with this smug look on his bloated pale face who then proceeds to still fuck up at hitting the ball.

"I swung the bat perfectly! See?!" *Holds up bat*

 

[Colloid]

It took me only 3 minutes to schedule my vaccine online and get all of my registration info down. The site was a 5 minute detour from usual commute and it was just 10 minutes of waiting. It couldn’t be easier.

Phil is legit retarded if he can’t schedule his own appointment around streaming, a job where one sets their own hours, for whatever reason.