The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Not Really Here]

Didn't say there was. Just reminding thread readers of a fact irrelevant to this case.

FIFY

 

[Banditotron]

I'm gay

Do tell

 

[MugolEx]

Then end is fucking gold. IT'S A NIG... video ends

 

[Not Really Here]

MSNBC is comparing one of the Breonna Taylor cops to the men who killed Emmett Till. Along with ZimZam and Kenosha Kyle.

Emmett Till was in a lot of ways the first BLM case. It was 100% fucked, but like many BLM martyrs, there are a lot of inconvenient details surrounding that case.

For example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Till

I for one, find it shocking and horrifying that people still don't believe Emmett Till's accuser.
#ListenAndBelieve #EveryPersonLynchedDeservedIt.

 

[dorxter¼]

I have an IQ of 136 (Formally Tested) have gone to the corner store high off my mind, dancing and singing except 1) I don't take my Premature Enlighteners with me shopping and B) I've accidentally passed off counterfeit 20s before and been haranged by the register jockey over it. But I'm also a Police Officer (former) so I just flash my badge and fire a few warning shots into the psychosphere before citing Real Legal Advice from a Real Lawyer (The God Head). You can do whatever you want if you A) take your balls out of ass and let them hang once in a while, buddy, come on and 2) cum.

All this could have been avoided if Baby Monkey (George Floyd) was allowed to cumm in time. But Daddy Derek is a devious dom. Now George is edging in the afterlife. It's just like in my favorite anime, "Shinig Star", in which the main villain (gay) is tricked into running into a time portal that puts him on the edge of a dying star, but just his penis is inside it and he experiences the destruction of his cock and balls for eternity. It was co-written by Harlan Ellison.

Just picture the sigth in your periphreal, giant ghostly balls full to burst unqeunched and trapped in the psychophere above Minneanoplis, watching the chaos, reliving Daddy Derek's punishment but being unable to cumm forever. That's George Floyd's fate. To quote famous rocker Eric Claption's classic rock hit "What A Foll Believes"

"He had a place in his ass
He never made him intoa giant robot
As he rises into the psychosphere
Anybody else would surely cumm
He's watching him go
But what a nigger believes he sees
The white man has the power"

I once dated a girl that was attending Baylor University with the goal of getting a PHD in psychology. For several months I was her guinea pig while she administred official IQ tests. I had to take every kind imaginable (toddler,adolescent, adult, etc) several times. The highest I got on the adult one was 105 (and the others weren't much better). I'm not even sure how I could improve the score as I thought I did pretty dang good. If your IQ is indeed 136, I don't think you'd be on this message board... but please prove me wrong.

Edit: but then again, she broke up with me not too long after administering all those tests, so maybe I am just retarded.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

I once dated a girl that was attending Baylor University with the goal of getting a PHD in psychology. For several months I was her guinea pig while she administred official IQ tests. I had to take every kind imaginable (toddler,adolescent, adult, etc) several times. The highest I got on the adult one was 105 (and the others weren't much better). I'm not even sure how I could improve the score as I thought I did pretty dang good. If your IQ is indeed 136, I don't think you'd be on this message board... but please prove me wrong.

Edit: but then again, she broke up with me not too long after administering all those tests, so maybe I am just retarded.

Who cares.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I once dated a girl that was attending Baylor University with the goal of getting a PHD in psychology. For several months I was her guinea pig while she administred official IQ tests. I had to take every kind imaginable (toddler,adolescent, adult, etc) several times. The highest I got on the adult one was 105 (and the others weren't much better). I'm not even sure how I could improve the score as I thought I did pretty dang good. If your IQ is indeed 136, I don't think you'd be on this message board... but please prove me wrong.

Edit: but then again, she broke up with me not too long after administering all those tests, so maybe I am just retarded.

Derek Chauvin pleade the 5th not because he could incriminate himself as far as the transcendence of Baby Monkey goes, but regarding the Tax Fraud case from his work at a Gay Night Club (look it up). I told you people that Daddy Derek and Baby Monkey were in a gay relationship. Look at the autopsy, precum on the front of George's trousers. Whose is it?

Not George's. Here's the truth: That body is fake. It was a pre-programmed robot (watch the heart pumping video, humans chests don't work like thaT). George Floyd faked his death. Why do you think he was dancing? It was a fake machine Floyd. The real floyd was shrunken down to the size of about a mouse and now he lives inside of Derek Chauvin's ass, controlling him like a robot. That's why Daddy Derek pled the 5th. They need to keep this technology secret for the NWO.

 

[AmazingEagle]

She will have the swat out in full force as well as all available officers. Iowa isn't really friendly towards BLM or antifa. In some of the citys the colleges and universities are but only to a point. That's why local leaders are quietly preparing. Or at least that's what Ive been hearing from friends of mine that live around there. Davon port is a major concern as well

Good, plus she recently signed a law allowing handgun carry and purchase without having a permit. And to any users here who live in Ohio, Governor Mike DeWine signed a stand your ground law into power so it looks like more owners and Roof Koreans will be able to protect their store.

1. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...guns-conceal-carry-constitutional/6965689002/

2. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohios-new-stand-your-ground-gun-law-takes-effect-tuesday

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Good, plus she recently signed a law allowing handgun carry and purchase without having a permit. And to any users here who live in Ohio, Governor Mike DeWine signed a stand your ground law into power so it looks like more owners and Roof Koreans will be able to protect their store.

1. https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...guns-conceal-carry-constitutional/6965689002/

2. https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohios-new-stand-your-ground-gun-law-takes-effect-tuesday

What are the actual odds of Derek Chauvin walking/Media stirring BLM-Antifa into overdrive either way. Followed by a repeat of last year, except the snow-monkeys actually do something for a change and you have gunfire on the streets. Media beyond the pale of being turned to 11. And I don't mean in a fantasy wish-fulfillment armchair boogaloo way, I mean, do you or does anybody here think that they've successfully laid the groundwork for an actual, if maybe short-lived, race war?

I hate to sincere-post, but I have friends and contacts of various racial and economic backgrounds across a dozen states and this kind of shit worries me sometimes. I carried a chinese man's balls to term twice in 2015, okay?

 

[Alter Ego]

I'm curious, did the prosecution ever suggest at any point that Chauvin was motivated by racial animosity? Or that Chauvin supposedly had previous history with Floyd?

 

[102]

Then end is fucking gold. IT'S A NIG... video ends

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/based-blunts/

Have fun.

 

[reinigen]

What are the actual odds of Derek Chauvin walking/Media stirring BLM-Antifa into overdrive either way. Followed by a repeat of last year, except the snow-monkeys actually do something for a change and you have gunfire on the streets. Media beyond the pale of being turned to 11. And I don't mean in a fantasy wish-fulfillment armchair boogaloo way, I mean, do you or does anybody here think that they've successfully laid the groundwork for an actual, if maybe short-lived, race war?

I hate to sincere-post, but I have friends and contacts of various racial and economic backgrounds across a dozen states and this kind of shit worries me sometimes. I carried a chinese man's balls to term twice in 2015, okay?

I'm center left, and last year convinced me to buy a semi-auto shotgun and an AR-15. I'm buying ammo where I can. I'm not taking any fucking chances they end up in my neck of the woods.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Alright lads, I've returned from two weeks ago to bring you (a little bit of) the tale of how the Chauvin trial started, for those of us that actually have jobs and shit. But not just the pertinent events, no, we want a tl;dr of the full experience. The shitposts. The worthless debates over pointless nonsense. The memes. The in-fighting. All of it; it's all nectar.

(I thought about doing these all at once, but the embedded links rapidly push it over the character limit and also I'm only 70 odd pages in and I want some dopamine now-now-now in the form of worthless Internet stickers.)

So without further ado, let's revisit our humble beginnings. How did we get here?...

03/29: Day 1
Some Random Internet Fag, jealous of the based jewess' crowning achievement, sets out to make the new quickest-moving thread about a dead black guy. What killed Floyd? Was it all the drugs? It was probably all the drugs. But Chauvin's facing a third-degree murder charge anyway, among other charges, and fucking everybody is livestreaming this trial. Some website admin with a fetish for watching fat women gorge themselves is betting all his Kiwi coins on surprise acquittal. @ForTheHoard has 1 BAT down on Mistrial (good lad).

Anyway, the trial begins. Who cares about the prosecutor's opening statement and the first witness? Not us. But the second witness is a lazy asshole and has already started pregaming by the time she takes the stand. The third witness likes MMA and gets immediately doxed by a /pol/ack for wearing his signature shitty cap to a 'peaceful protest'. A prescient plea for stickers to be reinstated to the Thunderdome goes woefully unanswered, which is a shame because some of us have a real taste for hats. @Ari Gold flips on the trial coverage and surprise! It's a break. What are the chances? Angry Leaf Man bitches about doxing (with more bitching here). Then the streams all suddenly shut down and a meme is (((born)))!

After hours, the brain trust are hard at work debating over what a blood choke is, whether Kiwi Farms is actually just Reddit, whether you should flee the country, how one can talk with a mouth full of hat, how fentanyl even works, and all sorts of other nonsense.

Looks like a fun month ahead! Expect riots; keep your eyes on the chimp-out advisory and be ready! Especially you, 'anonymous' jurors!

(@KiwiFuzz has a neat, non-sarcastic summary of the pertinent trial events for Day 1 here.)


03/30: Day 2
Past midnight and the more sleepless of us are still hard at work! What are the charges again? What's a hung jury? Who can powerlevel the hardest? Will America burn? Are we just a bunch of delusional tards? Was Floyd just a delusional tard? What even is murder? Lots of questions.

We're back on, lads. Day 2 of this trial for a death-squadron sergeant cold-blooded murderer, y'all! Starting with the cross-examination of the "pussy-ass fucking bum bitch" MMA expert from yesterday. Reddit is not pleased that their angry black man is flawlessly acting out his stereotype. Speaking of stereotypes, did you know that George Floyd was a predicate felon? Because some of us are a little slow. But we're all up to speed now though (or not). There's a 9 year old taking the witness stand and she's blind too or something, but don't let that distract you from the thrilling debates about whether police training manuals advise a knee to the neck, whether Rooftop Koreans are still a thing, whether Mexicans are brown people, whether society itself is just a fiction, whether white women date outside their race, and whether /pol/ is right about the 'groids and the evolution of civilization. It's all so tiresome, innit? Burn it all down!

The next witness is your typical slacktivist and she clearly doesn't even want to be here, so it's time for a break! Let's give the media some time to spin their narrative. In the downtime, let's talk about pointless shit some more! Is BLM a legit movement? Is Antifa legit? Is Chauvin's attorney based? Why are there so many literal Redditors here? Are we in the Ace Attorney universe now? This stream has an unmoderated chat so we can read about the JQ while the stuttering firefighter gives her increasingly irate testimony, and then Nelson and the judge tag-team rawdog her live in the courtroom.

Trial's over for the day, but the seething on Twitter and Reddit sure as fuck isn't! Some bitch is taking pictures in the courthouse and Cahill angry (@Merry's got her [glowing] number here and here, so we know exactly which fatty to blame when photos of the jurors start showing up on Twitter next week). The smart money's backing Chauvin up on Floyd for all you you gamblers out there. What does a judge even do, again? Is Winston Churchill a warmonger? Is @AnOminous even a lawyer at all? That firefighter was so pissy and she probably sucks at her job (but @theshitposter is willing to take one for the team). Some idiot has chained herself to the courtroom fence in protest: protest of what is the million-dollar question.

The memes are good though! Here's Chief Wiggum taking the knee. Here's "I can't breef!". Nelson is /ourguy/: here he is saying "pussy ass bitch" in both GIF and mp4 video format for your convenience, and here he is as a cowboy and a wizard!). But look out: Chad Chauvin's gonna fuck yo wife. Sneed. A rare based Redditor. Genevieve Blart: Mall Cop. Whatever the fuck this is. Floyd's Feed and Seed (is actually real).

(@Dr. Ricearoni has a tl;dr of Day 2 of the trial here, and @Buck Swope gives a play-by-play of the firefighter getting wrecked for those who don't want to watch the graphic live footage.)


That's the first two days. Surprisingly the sneedposting and Cahill break memes hadn't really started yet, so we've still got those to look forward to as well.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I'm curious, did the prosecution ever suggest at any point that Chauvin was motivated by racial animosity? Or that Chauvin supposedly had previous history with Floyd?

Derek and George worked as bouncers (bears) at a night club called 'The Gay 90's' https://gay90s.com/

They fell in love and began a secret BDSM-themed homosexual relationship. Notice how weird it is that Daddy Derek was present at all of Baby Monkey's arrests. That's why his wife divorced him. People here are racist and hateful so they'll never admit it, but Daddy Drek and Baby Monkey were in Love. Something you'll never understand. They were in a proverbial 'Moonage Daydream' by David Bowie:

"Keep your 'fascist knee on me, babe
Put the C.O. in my mouth
Let me live inside your ass, Dad
Freak out in a negro delirium, oh yeah"

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

I'm center left, and last year convinced me to buy a semi-auto shotgun and an AR-15. I'm buying ammo where I can. I'm not taking any fucking chances they end up in my neck of the woods.

Spoiler

You're not "center left" anymore lol

 

[Merry]

Alright lads, I've returned from two weeks ago to bring you (a little bit of) the tale of how the Chauvin trial started, for those of us that actually have jobs and shit. But not just the pertinent events, no, we want a tl;dr of the full experience. The shitposts. The worthless debates over pointless nonsense. The memes. The in-fighting. All of it; it's all nectar.

(I thought about doing these all at once, but the embedded links rapidly push it over the character limit and also I'm only 70 odd pages in and I want some dopamine now-now-now in the form of worthless Internet stickers.)

So without further ado, let's revisit our humble beginnings. How did we get here?...

03/29: Day 1
Some Random Internet Fag, jealous of the based jewess' crowning achievement, sets out to make the new quickest-moving thread about a dead black guy. What killed Floyd? Was it all the drugs? It was probably all the drugs. But Chauvin's facing a third-degree murder charge anyway, among other charges, and fucking everybody is livestreaming this trial. Some website admin with a fetish for watching fat women gorge themselves is betting all his Kiwi coins on surprise acquittal. @ForTheHoard has 1 BAT down on Mistrial (good lad).

Anyway, the trial begins. Who cares about the prosecutor's opening statement and the first witness? Not us. But the second witness is a lazy asshole and has already started pregaming by the time she takes the stand. The third witness likes MMA and gets immediately doxed by a /pol/ack for wearing his signature shitty cap to a 'peaceful protest'. A prescient plea for stickers to be reinstated to the Thunderdome goes woefully unanswered, which is a shame because some of us have a real taste for hats. @Ari Gold flips on the trial coverage and surprise! It's a break. What are the chances? Angry Leaf Man bitches about doxing (with more bitching here). Then the streams all suddenly shut down and a meme is (((born)))!

After hours, the brain trust are hard at work debating over what a blood choke is, whether Kiwi Farms is actually just Reddit, whether you should flee the country, how one can talk with a mouth full of hat, how fentanyl even works, and all sorts of other nonsense.

Looks like a fun month ahead! Expect riots; keep your eyes on the chimp-out advisory and be ready! Especially you, 'anonymous' jurors!

(@KiwiFuzz has a neat, non-sarcastic summary of the pertinent trial events for Day 1 here.)


03/30: Day 2
Past midnight and the more sleepless of us are still hard at work! What are the charges again? What's a hung jury? Who can powerlevel the hardest? Will America burn? Are we just a bunch of delusional tards? Was Floyd just a delusional tard? What even is murder? Lots of questions.

We're back on, lads. Day 2 of this trial for a death-squadron sergeant cold-blooded murderer, y'all! Starting with the cross-examination of the "pussy-ass fucking bum bitch" MMA expert from yesterday. Reddit is not pleased that their angry black man is flawlessly acting out his stereotype. Speaking of stereotypes, did you know that George Floyd was a predicate felon? Because some of us are a little slow. But we're all up to speed now though (or not). There's a 9 year old taking the witness stand and she's blind too or something, but don't let that distract you from the thrilling debates about whether police training manuals advise a knee to the neck, whether Rooftop Koreans are still a thing, whether Mexicans are brown people, whether society itself is just a fiction, whether white women date outside their race, and whether /pol/ is right about the 'groids and the evolution of civilization. It's all so tiresome, innit? Burn it all down!

The next witness is your typical slacktivist and she clearly doesn't even want to be here, so it's time for a break! Let's give the media some time to spin their narrative. In the downtime, let's talk about pointless shit some more! Is BLM a legit movement? Is Antifa legit? Is Chauvin's attorney based? Why are there so many literal Redditors here? Are we in the Ace Attorney universe now? This stream has an unmoderated chat so we can read about the JQ while the stuttering firefighter gives her increasingly irate testimony, and then Nelson and the judge tag-team rawdog her live in the courtroom.

Trial's over for the day, but the seething on Twitter and Reddit sure as fuck isn't! Some bitch is taking pictures in the courthouse and Cahill angry (@Merry's got her [glowing] number here and here, so we know exactly which fatty to blame when photos of the jurors start showing up on Twitter next week). The smart money's backing Chauvin up on Floyd for all you you gamblers out there. What does a judge even do, again? Is Winston Churchill a warmonger? Is @AnOminous even a lawyer at all? That firefighter was so pissy and she probably sucks at her job (but @theshitposter is willing to take one for the team). Some idiot has chained herself to the courtroom fence in protest: protest of what is the million-dollar question.

The memes are good though! Here's Chief Wiggum taking the knee. Here's "I can't breef!". Nelson is /ourguy/: here he is saying "pussy ass bitch" in both GIF and mp4 video format for your convenience, and here he is as a cowboy and a wizard!). But look out: Chad Chauvin's gonna fuck yo wife. Sneed. A rare based Redditor. Genevieve Blart: Mall Cop. Whatever the fuck this is. Floyd's Feed and Seed (is actually real).

(@Dr. Ricearoni has a tl;dr of Day 2 of the trial here, and @Buck Swope gives a play-by-play of the firefighter getting wrecked for those who don't want to watch the graphic live footage.)


That's the first two days. Surprisingly the sneedposting and Cahill break memes hadn't really started yet, so we've still got those to look forward to as well.

Good post, deserves to be in an OP summary after it wraps up Monday

 

[AmazingEagle]

What are the actual odds of Derek Chauvin walking/Media stirring BLM-Antifa into overdrive either way. Followed by a repeat of last year, except the snow-monkeys actually do something for a change and you have gunfire on the streets. Media beyond the pale of being turned to 11. And I don't mean in a fantasy wish-fulfillment armchair boogaloo way, I mean, do you or does anybody here think that they've successfully laid the groundwork for an actual, if maybe short-lived, race war?

I hate to sincere-post, but I have friends and contacts of various racial and economic backgrounds across a dozen states and this kind of shit worries me sometimes. I carried a chinese man's balls to term twice in 2015, okay?

Considering the trial is almost done, it's important to arm yourself in case riots start to happen.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Considering the trial is almost done, it's important to arm yourself in case riots start to happen.

I have 2 arms already.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Derek Chauvin pleade the 5th not because he could incriminate himself as far as the transcendence of Baby Monkey goes, but regarding the Tax Fraud case from his work at a Gay Night Club (look it up). I told you people that Daddy Derek and Baby Monkey were in a gay relationship. Look at the autopsy, precum on the front of George's trousers. Whose is it?

Not George's. Here's the truth: That body is fake. It was a pre-programmed robot (watch the heart pumping video, humans chests don't work like thaT). George Floyd faked his death. Why do you think he was dancing? It was a fake machine Floyd. The real floyd was shrunken down to the size of about a mouse and now he lives inside of Derek Chauvin's ass, controlling him like a robot. That's why Daddy Derek pled the 5th. They need to keep this technology secret for the NWO.

Let me know when you finish this Stuart Little fanfic. I'm hooked.

 

[AmazingEagle]

I have 2 arms already.

Good, what type?