The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Gehenna]

Never thought I'd be able to use this pic an entire year after the fent monkey incident yet here we are.

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Why don't they just declare looting illegal?

Jesus Christ, I know its called "Chimping out" but you don't have to look like a literal fucking chimpanzee while doing it.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

The real winner will be Buy Large Mansions. I'm sure the woke crowd is lining up to make "donations."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1383241450129813509

Kids free to roam the streets as teacher union gets to protest as well. Oh yeah it’s litmas.

 

[Accidental Racism]

I have an IQ of 136 (Formally Tested) have gone to the corner store high off my mind, dancing and singing except 1) I don't take my Premature Enlighteners with me shopping and B) I've accidentally passed off counterfeit 20s before and been haranged by the register jockey over it. But I'm also a Police Officer (former) so I just flash my badge and fire a few warning shots into the psychosphere before citing Real Legal Advice from a Real Lawyer (The God Head). You can do whatever you want if you A) take your balls out of ass and let them hang once in a while, buddy, come on and 2) cum.

All this could have been avoided if Baby Monkey (George Floyd) was allowed to cumm in time. But Daddy Derek is a devious dom. Now George is edging in the afterlife. It's just like in my favorite anime, "Shinig Star", in which the main villain (gay) is tricked into running into a time portal that puts him on the edge of a dying star, but just his penis is inside it and he experiences the destruction of his cock and balls for eternity. It was co-written by Harlan Ellison.

Just picture the sigth in your periphreal, giant ghostly balls full to burst unqeunched and trapped in the psychophere above Minneanoplis, watching the chaos, reliving Daddy Derek's punishment but being unable to cumm forever. That's George Floyd's fate. To quote famous rocker Eric Claption's classic rock hit "What A Foll Believes"

"He had a place in his ass
He never made him intoa giant robot
As he rises into the psychosphere
Anybody else would surely cumm
He's watching him go
But what a nigger believes he sees
The white man has the power"

Derek Chauvin pleade the 5th not because he could incriminate himself as far as the transcendence of Baby Monkey goes, but regarding the Tax Fraud case from his work at a Gay Night Club (look it up). I told you people that Daddy Derek and Baby Monkey were in a gay relationship. Look at the autopsy, precum on the front of George's trousers. Whose is it?

Not George's. Here's the truth: That body is fake. It was a pre-programmed robot (watch the heart pumping video, humans chests don't work like thaT). George Floyd faked his death. Why do you think he was dancing? It was a fake machine Floyd. The real floyd was shrunken down to the size of about a mouse and now he lives inside of Derek Chauvin's ass, controlling him like a robot. That's why Daddy Derek pled the 5th. They need to keep this technology secret for the NWO.

Derek and George worked as bouncers (bears) at a night club called 'The Gay 90's' https://gay90s.com/

They fell in love and began a secret BDSM-themed homosexual relationship. Notice how weird it is that Daddy Derek was present at all of Baby Monkey's arrests. That's why his wife divorced him. People here are racist and hateful so they'll never admit it, but Daddy Drek and Baby Monkey were in Love. Something you'll never understand. They were in a proverbial 'Moonage Daydream' by David Bowie:

"Keep your 'fascist knee on me, babe
Put the C.O. in my mouth
Let me live inside your ass, Dad
Freak out in a negro delirium, oh yeah"

This is the kind of quality shitposting this thread needed, thank you.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Someone on /pol/ put this list together. And it's (mostly) neutral on the facts.

• he had severe heart disease
• he had an enlarged heart
• he had 75% to 90% occlusion of his three major coronary arteries
• he had hypertension
• he had a previously recorded blood pressure of 216/160
• he had a tumor (extra-adrenal paraganglioma) associated with hypertension, tachycardia, strokes, and heart attacks
• he had COVID
• he was a smoker
• he ODed several months earlier, "mama" (his girlfriend) took him to hospital, where he stayed for five days
• he had allegedly been clean since, implying a lowered tolerance to drugs
• he was nodding off/passed out when police arrived at his car
• he was in the car with his personal drug dealer(s)
• he had a suspicious white substance in his mouth
• he was saying he couldn't breathe before he was restrained
• he called out for "mama" during his arrest, the same person who helped him during his previous OD
• he complained that his stomach hurt, the same thing he told "mama" during his previous OD
• the knee on the back of the neck is a technique used by the MPD
• the knee is used to restrain a subject with a suspected case of "excited delirium" until EMS arrives
• the knee did not occlude both (or even one) of Floyd's carotid arteries
• the knee did not constrict Floyd's airway
• the hobble was not used to avoid delaying medical care
• EMS was called early but was late
• the hostile crowd prevented medical care at the scene
• he had a blood oxygen saturation of 98% at the hospital
• the autopsy revealed no abrasions, bruising, hematomas, or fractured bones in the shoulder and neck area
• he had a cocktail of drugs in his system, including fentanyl (depressant) and methamphetamine (stimulant/vasoconstrictor)
• he had a statistically lethal amount of fentanyl in his system
• he swallowed drugs and complained about not being able to breathe during his 2019 arrest
• fentanyl/methamphetamine pills (speedballs) were found in the back of the squad car, containing Floyd's DNA, pills were also found in the SUV

About the only thing I think you could contend here is who he was calling for when yelling "mama". But seriously.

More and more all I can think about is Jordan Peterson talking about ideological possession. How can you discount all of this and say "No, it had to be the knee." It makes me sad to think people are so unable to turn their brains on and break from the emotion and ideology and see what's going on.

At this point anyone whose conclusion is that Chauvin's knee was a factor, let alone the primary factor, in George's death is straight up nigger cattle. I've seen a lot of hemming and hawwing about it from people who should be smarter than this. They are worthless.

 

[DamnWolves!]

My grandfather, before he passed away, would constantly bitch at me for not being a democrap and would watch PMSBC (MSNBC) all damn day if he could get away with it. He would tell me the same damn thing, all the while cursing Trump. The last time I saw him alive, he was watching Trump's Impeachment trial (the first one) on, guess what, MSNBC. Although, he did stop short of calling me a liar, he cursed an awful lot.

Your Grandpa sounds like a fag. Imagine watching America devolve over an entire lifespan and then still coming to the conclusion that what this country needs is more Mexicans, communism and women in leadership roles?

Out of curiosity, how white is the neighborhood in which he lived? Invariably, these attitudes only survive in places like Maine or Massachusetts , where the people who vote for this shit never have to live with the consequences of it.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Speaking of which Reynolds signs gun bill easing background checks, permits

Iowa is estimated to have 40% of its residents owing at lest one type of firearm.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kc...owa-house-file-756-gun-bill-into-law/36016213

Hell, a lot of midwestern states have become very pro-2nd Ammendment and recently, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts announced that the entire state was a 2nd Amendment sanctuary. https://governor.nebraska.gov/press...Governor Pete Ricketts,the right to bear arms.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

sorry guys, been out the loop for a while. Was there an incident where the prosecution brought in an absolute joke of a ghetto witness, similar to the fat landwhale Rachel Jeantel?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hell, a lot of midwestern states have become very pro-2nd Ammendment and recently, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts announced that the entire state was a 2nd Amendment sanctuary. https://governor.nebraska.gov/press/gov-ricketts-designates-nebraska-“second-amendment-sanctuary-state”#:~:text=Ricketts Designates Nebraska as a “Second Amendment Sanctuary State”,-AddThis Sharing Buttons&text=LINCOLN – Today, Governor Pete Ricketts,the right to bear arms.

Iowa is set to change their state Constitution in 2o22 to include this

Article 1 of the state's constitution: "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. The sovereign state of Iowa affirms and recognizes this right to be a fundamental individual right. Any and all restrictions of this right shall be subject to strict scrutiny.

https://kwwl.com/2021/01/28/iowa-senate-passes-gun-rights-constitutional-amendment/ringe

Effectively making iowa a 2A Sanctuary state

 

[AnOminous]

It could, but then you have to convince a jury of 12 people of below-average to average intelligence that 02 isn't a useful metric after CPR, supplemental oxygen, etc.

How would that affect the blood level if he was dead? Don't you actually have to be alive for the lungs to transport oxygen to the blood?

Iowa is set to change their state Constitution in 2o22 to include this


Effectively making iowa a 2A Sanctuary state

That's literally the finding in Heller and McDonald which already applies nationally. It makes it nice if you can also sue under the state constitution, though.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Your Grandpa sounds like a fag. Imagine watching America devolve over an entire lifespan and then still coming to the conclusion that what this country needs is more Mexicans, communism and women in leadership roles?

Out of curiosity, how white is the neighborhood in which he lived? Invariably, these attitudes only survive in places like Maine or Massachusetts , where the people who vote for this shit never have to live with the consequences of it.

Massachusetts is slowly accepting a lot of mud people as I saw shitloads the last time I went there. There is probably more there now and most of the whites in Massachusetts are potato niggers. Right now its all blue but time will tell if it changes.

Plus its the culture war bullshit that baby boomers still kept on pushing with if one side believes in one thing, even it it makes sense, we must take the opposite retarded viewpoint.

 

[dorxter¼]

How would that affect the blood level if he was dead? Don't you actually have to be alive for the lungs to transport oxygen to the blood?

That's literally the finding in Heller and McDonald which already applies nationally. It makes it nice if you can also sue under the state constitution, though.

I'm curious too, honestly not sure what the gas levels in the blood of a dead person should be.

 

[AnOminous]

How can anyone say these "protests" are peaceful when fucking schools need to shutdown in anticipation of them?

The same way some fake news "journalist" can air footage of a city burning to the ground and put a caption on it calling it "mostly peaceful." They just open their mouths and lie. What they say doesn't even have to resemble reality. What are you going to believe, the official narrative or your lying eyes?

 

[TLEN]

Will 2021 be the year when a journo takes a bullet in the middle of a "mostly peaceful" interview with one of the rioters?

 

[Antipathy]

I can't wait for another summer of "mostly peaceful protests" again. Aren't cities still rebuilding from the lockdowns and the chimpouts the first time?

Any sane, rational, unpressured jury would vote to find Chauvin not guilty, but I wonder just how threatened they are, knowing that, should Chauvin walk, a gigantic BLM/Antifa riot is going to swarm Minneapolis, and the current administration likely won't do anything to stop the looting, raping, and killing.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Will 2021 be the year when a journo takes a bullet in the middle of a "mostly peaceful" interview with one of the rioters?

 

[God of Nothing]

You're right. At best we'll get one commiting suicide for the glory of BBC.

 

[NyQuilninja]

How would that affect the blood level if he was dead? Don't you actually have to be alive for the lungs to transport oxygen to the blood?

That's literally the finding in Heller and McDonald which already applies nationally. It makes it nice if you can also sue under the state constitution, though.

I'm not familiar with that case can I get a tldr

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

You're right. At best we'll get one commiting suicide for the glory of BBC.

Excellent fucking pun

 

[Super-Chevy454]

You're right. At best we'll get one commiting suicide for the glory of BBC.

Might add PBS to the list or even CBC, if the lousy journalist is a Canadian.