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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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What the ever fuck is this retarded set up. If they spent any time moving around in this gear they’d see how it doesn’t work but considering they shove dilators in an open wound daily they probably consider the discomfort and clumsiness normal.
 
Reminder that the feds have a long history of slaughtering "investigating" ranchers for having too many cows grazing on "public land" while the Tranch can run an armed compound of deranged sexpests without so much as a raid. I'm not even sure inducting a pedophile convict would be enough to motivate one, trannies seem to be a no-go zone for law enforcement at this point.

Some calculations I did assuming that their total of 200 alpacas were on the 1st of January.
It’s been 107 days since then.
They claim to have 170 now.
Assuming those are accurate, that means they’ve have an alpaca die every 3.6 days.
also, haven’t they gotten more alpacas during the winter?
Do you think murdering alpacas gives them some sort of sexual gratification, or one of them is an animalfucker too and the others do/don't realize that's why the alpacas keep getting butchered? Or do you think they haven't realized that "1/3rd of your livestock dying monthly" is not normal, because they're just that horrifyingly ignorant and urban?
Either way, the true victim in all this is the alpacas. It's like a slaughterhouse, but God knows you don't want to touch the meat.
 
If they manage to get the Earthship off the ground

I see what you did there.

Ive looked into the price of an alpaca and the go for $250 to $20,000 depending on the breed and quality of genes. Lets say that the tranch has a breed of alpacas that costs $2,500. With them having roughly 200+ alpacas they could make up to $500,000 if there was a demand for them. [...]

The only way for them to get rid of their alpacas alive is to give them away and furnish the happy new owner with at least a year's worth of food. Because nobody needs alpacas.
 
Wait a minute, if they have a literal shit eater on the property, how did their shit pile get so large?
She's on a diet to mind her girlish figure, you bigot!

I think it will exist, but I'd be amazed if at least one member doesn't either anhero or get arrested for something by 2023.
I think Penny the Walking Corpse was actually pretty smart about this. They had two troublesome troons that they ejected (who last we heard of were living in a car somewhere) and he also ejected October Evans after he called out the Tranchers for being creepy sex pests. Penny's low animal cunning and strong sense of self-preservation has him kick out troons who don't bring in money or bring in bad press. If a member was a suicide or arrest risk Penny would probably kick him out before he could damage the grift. It's pretty clear that Kevin is kept around cause he brings in money. Josie the bearded gun-nut might also be bringing in money - his mother sometimes posts about selling real estate and his grandmother died somewhat recently so he might have family money or inheritance.
 
Reminder that the feds have a long history of slaughtering "investigating" ranchers for having too many cows grazing on "public land" while the Tranch can run an armed compound of deranged sexpests without so much as a raid.
The key point in your statement is your quoted 'public land'. That's exactly what the bundy fiasco was about. Not paying for his federal property 'public land' grazing fees plus overgrazing. Troons are overgrazing their own private land.
 
O.C.G.A. 42-5-18
That's statute to punish the person who provided the contraband tho, not the inmate who has the phone. (JFC, you really AREN'T a lawyer, are you?)

The inmate would just get a write-up/shot for having a phone and maybe some time in the hole. GDC might search the phone for interesting shit/evidence of other crimes, but other than that, this is sadly a nothingburger. I still love the idea of them getting their good boy points taken away (if they have any) and going to ad seg over it though.

If it were truly a David Lynch project, the ladies would be demonstrably lovelier:
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I just said this on your profile, but I'm gonna say it again. I FUCKING LOVE YOU @Aunt Carol.

Regarding the trans inmates and GRS, there appears to be an federal mandate to give them free GRS at the expense of taxpayers if the prison officials approves it. But the governor can overrule it, which leads to the inmates fighting it. After that, the inmates kind of gets their way; but it's hard to tell because most of the contentious cases haven't been resolved, yet.
> The ruling sets a precedent that state prisons will have to provide inmates who experience severe gender dysphoria with surgery if deemed medically necessary. Of course, the stipulation will be at the whim of whoever is charged with evaluating the inmate.

I can guarantee this troon will never get surgery on GDC's dime. Even a crazy state like California has absurd criteria for inmates to get approved for GRS and even IF approved it takes years to actually get it scheduled.
 
The key point in your statement is your quoted 'public land'. That's exactly what the bundy fiasco was about. Not paying for his federal property 'public land' grazing fees plus overgrazing. Troons are overgrazing their own private land.
The key point was how tenuous of a justification the feds actually need to raid private property when they want to, not which tenuous justification they used for that one particular fiasco.

The underlying motivation of such raids is demonstrably the reputation of the feds and clamping down on rural disobedience. They've done raids on splinter communities for other, dumber reasons, but usually they don't come to blood because everyone involved knows that they and their families will be summarily executed if they fight back. It's a policy working as intended. People don't realize exactly how frequent the feds getting involved in situations like this is, because only rarely is someone brave/stupid enough to try to protect their private propety.
Even things you would expect to make the national news, don't, because they don't want the general public asking what justification was used to attain a warrant to conduct such raids beforehand (there wasn't one), or how they can charge people for crimes before they are committed (they can't).

My speculation is that Troon Ranch is exempt and will remain exempt from the same degree of pressure normal/sane/insane ranchers and rural communities face, because not even the feds want to start a fight with the tranny mafia at this point.
 
The key point was how tenuous of a justification the feds actually need to raid private property when they want to, not which tenuous justification they used for that one particular fiasco.

The underlying motivation of such raids is demonstrably the reputation of the feds and clamping down on rural disobedience. They've done raids on splinter communities for other, dumber reasons, but usually they don't come to blood because everyone involved knows that they and their families will be summarily executed if they fight back. It's a policy working as intended. People don't realize exactly how frequent the feds getting involved in situations like this is, because only rarely is someone brave/stupid enough to try to protect their private propety.
Even things you would expect to make the national news, don't, because they don't want the general public asking what justification was used to attain a warrant to conduct such raids beforehand (there wasn't one), or how they can charge people for crimes before they are committed (they can't).

My speculation is that Troon Ranch is exempt and will remain exempt from the same degree of pressure normal/sane/insane ranchers and rural communities face, because not even the feds want to start a fight with the tranny mafia at this point.
Bundy was especially egregious, and he and his sons are pieces of shit. They gave him plenty of chances to pay at a reduced rate rather than get arrested, and he refused every single time.
 
Bundy was especially egregious, and he and his sons are pieces of shit. They gave him plenty of chances to pay at a reduced rate rather than get arrested, and he refused every single time.
I'm glad you have verysmart opinions on Bundy, but they have very little do do with my post or the dozens and dozens of other federal raids on ranchers, splinter communities, and so on.
 
The key point was how tenuous of a justification the feds actually need to raid private property when they want to, not which tenuous justification they used for that one particular fiasco.

The underlying motivation of such raids is demonstrably the reputation of the feds and clamping down on rural disobedience. They've done raids on splinter communities for other, dumber reasons, but usually they don't come to blood because everyone involved knows that they and their families will be summarily executed if they fight back. It's a policy working as intended. People don't realize exactly how frequent the feds getting involved in situations like this is, because only rarely is someone brave/stupid enough to try to protect their private propety.
Even things you would expect to make the national news, don't, because they don't want the general public asking what justification was used to attain a warrant to conduct such raids beforehand (there wasn't one), or how they can charge people for crimes before they are committed (they can't).

My speculation is that Troon Ranch is exempt and will remain exempt from the same degree of pressure normal/sane/insane ranchers and rural communities face, because not even the feds want to start a fight with the tranny mafia at this point.
You really could have picked a better example.
 
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So I see the big Ford, the Ranger, the Leaf, the Silverado, and the Durango... is that last one a Subaru? It likely belongs to the reporter...

Also is that a Toyota Corolla next to the fence?

Edit: You're totally right @Gone Ham, it IS a Yaris.

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Any guesses on the light silver one between the two trucks in the back?
 
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So I see the big Ford, the Ranger, the Leaf, the Silverado, and the Durango... is that last one a Subaru? It likely belongs to the reporter...

Also is that a Toyota Corolla next to the fence?
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I know it's the backfuck of nowhere, but that pile looks a bit like it's been sitting there for weeks. How much trash can they even generate with so few people?
 
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