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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Well, @CatParty found an article that summarizes what we already know.

And @Gone Ham I'm pretty sure that the penal system wouldn't be happy with one of their inmates running a fundraiser. Plus, I need to look into if Georgia is one of those states that actually gives their inmates free GRS, but I doubt it.
Idk if I’m just stupid, but the article seems to be... unbiased? Like duh it’s free publicity, but the angle that they keep pointing out the guns and paranoia stands out to me.
 
Idk if I’m just stupid, but the article seems to be... unbiased? Like duh it’s free publicity, but the angle that they keep pointing out the guns and paranoia stands out to me.
Some of the photos from the article
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Regarding the trans inmates and GRS, there appears to be an federal mandate to give them free GRS at the expense of taxpayers if the prison officials approves it. But the governor can overrule it, which leads to the inmates fighting it. After that, the inmates kind of gets their way; but it's hard to tell because most of the contentious cases haven't been resolved, yet.
 
-Even if he doesn't ever make it to the tranch, just the fact they're open about their willingness to accept him makes them more appealing to other marks. After all, if they'd allow some detestable piece of shit who kept a 16 year old crack addicted sex slave in a closet, then they'll for sure accept you too.

Especially this. No publicity is bad publicity. At least not to attention-o-philes.
There may be a wave of recruits over this.
We will see presently.

Finally, fun fact: only two states have rat-out forms specifically to rat out social media and cell phone using inmates: Georgia and Indiana. What a divine coincidence this particular stupid motherfucker happened to be in one of those two states.

Maybe not such a coincidence. It's not just a question of being tough on crime, but that it was getting to a be problem in those states. At least that's my read.

So their income is majorly composed of people donations, rather than ranch products, right?

Wasn't that always the business model? ;)
 
Some calculations I did assuming that their total of 200 alpacas were on the 1st of January.
It’s been 107 days since then.
They claim to have 170 now.
Assuming those are accurate, that means they’ve have an alpaca die every 3.6 days.
also, haven’t they gotten more alpacas during the winter?
 
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