The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Can the prosecution just do this?

 

[Ruin]

Almost literally "hedindunuffin" holy shit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Could it be possible that George Floyd was gay, and died suddenly from too much gay sex? Reasonable doubt.

What if George Floyd was really an Air Bender and didn't know it and accidently air bended all the air away from him?

 

[Icasaracht]

COMMONSENSE! NINEYEAROLD! DOCTORTOBIN! (I'm CIA.!) NONSENSE! SHOVEINCAR! ECHO! BELIEVEYOUREYES! 9:29 ! BIG HEART ! MURDER!

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Why did they pick Schleiter to do closing arguments? Hes the most condescending and reptilian one of the bunch. I would have preferred Edlridge the Crone over this guy

If they don't get a conviction it's probably easier to throw the white man under the bus as an example of the systemic white supremacy in our legal system.

 

[gaystoner]

what I really dont get is George Floyd died because he couldnt breathe...hours later...at the hospital..?

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Oh god, they're going back to it being ruled as a "homicide." Didn't they go over the medical definition of homicide was just any unnatural death?
They're literally preying on idiots who didn't pay attention.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

They're literally preying on idiots who didn't pay attention.

Goin off of the juror list, that's like half of them

 

[aussiejinjo]

Oh god, they're going back to it being ruled as a "homicide." Didn't they go over the medical definition of homicide was just any unnatural death?
They're literally preying on idiots who didn't pay attention.

the rhodesian guy explained what homicide in the context of american autopsies meant in his testimony, they are 100% banking on the jury forgetting or them not paying attention at the time

which unfortunately is probably not a bad guess

 

[Loosey Goosey]

How many times are we gonna say the same thing here.

"Just to reiterate for the 50'th time. He couldn't sneed"

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

UH OH

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"Not enough oxygen got to the lungs, and that's what killed George Floyd"

I know there was some debate over whether the 98% O2 level was a valid argument, but the prosecution just LOCKED that in as the winning argument, regardless of the science.

 

[HerrKlicks]

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UH OH

He's charging up the most illegal move in professional courtroom wrestling:


THE FULL NELSON!

 

[Aunt Marge]

"Hey guys! You remember Dr Tobin, right? From Ireland?! He agrees with us! You don't wanna disagree with Dr Tobin, do you? Don't forget what Dr Tobin said, Dr Tobin said that he was getting strangled. We think Dr Tobin was right!"

 

[aussiejinjo]

this nigga flailin

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

The absolute madlads did it, they fucking used the 'le airtubes' diagram unironically, my sides.

 

[Aunt Marge]

"Not enough oxygen got to the lungs, and that's what killed George Floyd"

I know there was some debate over whether the 98% O2 level was a valid argument, but the prosecution just LOCKED that in as the winning argument, regardless of the science.

The prosecution are banking on the stupidity of the jury, that's it.

 

[The Last Stand]

"If drugs are found in the car, they are not in George Floyd's system."

Motherfucker, he could have another stash inside on top of the drugs he swallowed.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Potato Nigger did math to count his breathing

 

[reinigen]

He's literally trying to argue "Our smarty smart guys are better than their smelly, dumb smart guys".