The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Puff]

Holy based Nelson exposing the state for omitting a whole sentence from the jury's instructions.

What was omitted?

Are you trying to make some retarded argument that he wasn't "dead" until several minutes after his heart stopped?

A prosecution expert witness said in testimony that Floyd died in the hospital.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

MISTRIAL BROS WHERE WE AT

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

OH NO NO NO NO NELSON IS GONNA SHUT IT DOWN

 

[Trianon]

!!!! Nelson wants a mistrial

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

should i make my shotgun cruiser-ready?

Why wasn't it before?

 

[Throwing Romans]

Ohp, Nelson arguing there are grounds for a mistrial based on nigwell's rebuttal. Specifically arguing prosecutorial misconducct.

 

[Kreitani]

Judge:What a nigger retard
Nelson:What a nigger retard
*shakes hands*

EDIT: Can somebody make OC for this?

 

[America's Hat]

Nelson asks for a prosecutorial Mistrial

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Nelson is pushing for a Mistrial - Prosecutorial Misconduct.

Because of Pavement Ape Lawyer repeatedly accusing the lawyer of lying.

And the stream just cut out.

 

[Glenallen Mixon]

I had to clip this. Dear god this is so fucking atomically bad, why are they letting this Dr. Seuss bullshit in the courtroom?

The worst part is that we didn't get to see Nelson's reaction.

 

[Salubrious]

Oh ok, HERE is why Nelson was taking notes.

 

[Image Reactions]

How many people are going to die tonight?

 

[tehpope]

what's the /v/erdict bros...

Get out of MPLS. Its burning. Chauvin is walkin'.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

And the stream just cut out.

The Sun stream is still going

 

[Shokaract]

They gonna find him guilty of murder, just in hopes the kangs wont end up rioting and looting.

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

HELLO?!? LMFAO.

 

[Sammich]

Nelson has a pretty good point here for mistrial, i don't think they judge is gonna do it, but it's a damn good point.

 

[Hackallier]

Nelson going for mistrial now

 

[Trianon]

awww come on, judge, make it a mistrial

 

[Without A Gout]

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I had to clip this. Dear god this is so fucking atomically bad, why are they letting this Dr. Seuss bullshit in the courtroom?

The worst part is that we didn't get to see Nelson's reaction.

Needs dramatic Hans Zimmer orchestral score, stock footage of everyone clapping, and Derek Chauvin melting into a puddle from all of the good feelings.