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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
They don’t want to learn sutures for medical emergencies they want to branch out into MTF conversions. Nah I’m kidding they just need to fix their gaping ax wounds
Note that all of these shots - taken looking over the fence onto land with cattle grazing on it - is of their neighbors' property, not theirs. So what you're seeing is *not* the result of trans ranch overgrazing, but just an ordinary late winter in their valley. There's a certain tendency to overreact and exaggerate how awful a lolcow is - I'm guilty of it myself, too, sometimes - but that is very clearly not their land.
Because it *is* very nearly tundra. They've just got a few months of growing season per year. It's hot enough during that growing season, and the growing season is just long enough, to make it sagebrush and shortgrass instead of an actual tundra, but not by a huge amount. Their valley is about 8,000' above sea level, after all.
We'll see the effects of overstocking more clearly when the growing season starts up again out there.
Super duper idea tranchers, I hope you bring all your decorated rifles to show the kids and families just how peaceful you are. Maybe you can beat up another lesbian, or shoot a cop!
Seriously, this might blow up spectacularly, seeing how aggressive and unhinged Penny and Bonny have become lately.
that yarn doesn't actually look that bad. I might buy it and do a "review". Because if they are actually processing it there that's pretty damn impressive. But I'll have to get my hands on it first to see.
What isn't very impressive is the suture kit.
This is how you know someone is a larp
You see children, stitches actually are pretty shitty. I don't know if y'all have had them, but the one thing they really excel at is stopping scarring. They have glue and stuff that's just as good, just as fast, doesn't requires much skill, and can easily be opened back up. Dirty sutures will turn everything into an axe wound.
that yarn doesn't actually look that bad. I might buy it and do a "review". Because if they are actually processing it there that's pretty damn impressive. But I'll have to get my hands on it first to see.
They're not processing it there, they're driving it half way across the country to be processed by someone else. Other yarn-people have looked at it before, if you look back through this / Kevin Gibes's thread. Previous criticisms off the top of my head: reviews on Etsy saying it had bits of straw and dirt in it, unbelievably shitty dye job on the ones they've dyed (which does seem to be done by themselves), no information about knitting tension, the actual tension of the yarn itself is inconsistent (not just slubbing, some bits spun really tight and others really loose), high purchase price compared to comparable/better-quality looking yarn on Etsy.
Would still be interested in an irl review, though, as it's hard to gauge quality from photos/reviews - I was thinking of doing the same thing. I've only hesitated because we think they read the thread, and I'm concerned they could link any purchase I made with a review post on here, given they don't seem to sell very much of the stuff lmao.
Update on current & ex ranch residents.
In an amazing twist, thanks to @local killjoy , we not only have another confirmed current rancher, but one who may have their own room in the main house. Noteworthy if true.
December 2019 tweet from Penny names @deathpigeon as a resident. Tweet from this week confirming @deathpigeon lives at the ranch. Goes by 'Winter', as well as a bunch of other things because 'plural'.
Other details:
*Mom is first language is Serbo-Croatian; I believe. Dad's middle name is 'X'; I doubt.
CuriousCat q&a archive. Interacts a lot with Kevin's e-girlfriend @katabassist / was @devourer_rose.
Paypal under the deadname so DMs only. Fiancee: AGPrincess.
E-begs under a different stream than the ranch.
On the ex-rancher front, (and @JY's Tampon did all the work here):
-@prolego called it here and I forgot to add it, but we can be reasonably sure Justyne/Zirdo was the person who acrimoniously split with Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in December 2020. This was confirmation for me: saying goodbye to the sheep on the ranch the day of/after Bonnie's angry tweeting about a rancher leaving. Zirdo's arrival date also updated per this tweet, 6th July.
-Also confirmations that @anarchowhore and @transroadie @iwwegawism and @butchbloc were short term visitors: Butchbloc and another troon in Portand by October 7th. 'Wife' iwwegawism tweet begs for them both a little later. If anyone has a keen desire to see iwwegaswism/anarchowhore's dick and massive nips, you can do so on his escorting page.
All three are up to date in my last post about them.
Edit: Bonnie's December Rage didn't appear to be archived, so dropping the links in here.
Found this thread while looking up deathpigeon as he was a big source of funnies a few years back and I wanted to see what had come of him.
He's deleted all of his old tweets and they're not archived, so I have absolutely no evidence of this, but he used to openly post about his snuff fetish and desire to taste human flesh between links to his laser hair removal gofundme.
Generally just a scary, fucked up up person. Everyone at this ranch should be sleeping with one eye open.
They're not processing it there, they're driving it half way across the country to be processed by someone else. Other yarn-people have looked at it before, if you look back through this / Kevin Gibes's thread. Previous criticisms off the top of my head: reviews on Etsy saying it had bits of straw and dirt in it, unbelievably shitty dye job on the ones they've dyed (which does seem to be done by themselves), no information about knitting tension, the actual tension of the yarn itself is inconsistent (not just slubbing, some bits spun really tight and others really loose), high purchase price compared to comparable/better-quality looking yarn on Etsy.
Would still be interested in an irl review, though, as it's hard to gauge quality from photos/reviews
Honestly it doesn’t look that bad. The dye jobs look terrible because it doesn’t look like they used proper mordant or very weak natural colors. The fiber is expensive but not that expensive for pure alpaca.
Honestly it doesn’t look that bad. The dye jobs look terrible because it doesn’t look like they used proper mordant or very weak natural colors. The fiber is expensive but not that expensive for pure alpaca.
It's very confusing because despite us finding documented evidence of Christina being in prison for a long time, Christina was in a transitional centre/halfway house back in 2017/2018 and was on "half parole" on probation, trying to find work. Also claimed to be engaged/married (? showed off a ring while saying "I'm taken, I have a man).
Christina considers herself transsexual and doesn't understand someone who calls themselves trans and doesn't have surgery (and especially fucks someone with their dick), and there's only two genders, and considers someone who just gets their face/ass/titties done is just doing it because they're just a man looking to get some booty through surgery. So a bit oldschool compared to many cows on here, but this is very much more in line with trans women who aren't white.
Moved from Maryland to go to Atlanta, Georgia (which has a big drag scene which Christina was performing in). Repeats the idea that she was just escorting age 19. The landlord got busted for an "unconnected case" and it drew attention and so they were busted for running a brothel in Douglas County and one of the working girls was lying about 18 and was actually 16.
Sued and won for hormones around the time of Ashley Diamond's case. Gained a reputation for being a "chain gang lawyer" who'd raise hell. Studied with Universal Seminary (?), Jacksonville Baptist Theological Seminary and Georgia Central Technical College over correspondence.
I suspect Christina is not in prison but is in that transitional centre, and 2023 is when some sort of more restrictive "half parole" condition ends. This is partially to do with suing the prison for HRT (was granted it, then denied, then was offered stuff in exchange for dropping the lawsuit) and generally causing a lot of legal issues for the prison by reading up on laws and getting involved in every other prisoner's case. So a "fuck off and go live in the halfway house so you'll stop hassling us" type situations.
Anyway the main reason I doubt Christina will be moving to the ranch, besides the 2023 thing, is because those Atlanta pageant queens are hard as nails. The pageant scene basically runs on drag houses/family that run similarly to the tranch - a loose collection of trans women who generally live and work together in a coalition.
Someone like Christina is going to be well versed in manipulating power dynamics, coupled with then experiencing prison but seemingly garnering enough clout to "never feel unsafe". Basically would move in, start pulling the threads of a bunch of dysfunctions, completely domineering pushovers like Kevin while trying to usurp Penny from "Queen Bee" status and not do any work.
And since the tranchers are white AGPs (basically just straight nerdy shutins) who've never experienced the dynamics of black HSTSs (catty and malicious drag queens/gay prostitutes who hustle and do drugs), they'd be completely unprepared. Penny would catch on but wouldn't know how to deal with mind games that maintain plausible deniability outside of hulking out (which wouldn't work on those tricks) and would probably just end up going postal.
The Pipeline to being a shitlord
>Join famous internet "trolling" site Kiwi Farms
>Go to the very popular tranch thread
>Defend trannies, say they can pass as women
>Get called a faggot, receive meanrates and puzzlepieces
It's very confusing because despite us finding documented evidence of Christina being in prison for a long time, Christina was in a transitional centre/halfway house back in 2017/2018 and was on "half parole" on probation, trying to find work. Also claimed to be engaged/married (? showed off a ring while saying "I'm taken, I have a man).
Christina considers herself transsexual and doesn't understand someone who calls themselves trans and doesn't have surgery (and especially fucks someone with their dick), and there's only two genders, and considers someone who just gets their face/ass/titties done is just doing it because they're just a man looking to get some booty through surgery. So a bit oldschool compared to many cows on here, but this is very much more in line with trans women who aren't white.
Moved from Maryland to go to Atlanta, Georgia (which has a big drag scene which Christina was performing in). Repeats the idea that she was just escorting age 19. The landlord got busted for an "unconnected case" and it drew attention and so they were busted for running a brothel in Douglas County and one of the working girls was lying about 18 and was actually 16.
Sued and won for hormones around the time of Ashley Diamond's case. Gained a reputation for being a "chain gang lawyer" who'd raise hell. Studied with Universal Seminary (?), Jacksonville Baptist Theological Seminary and Georgia Central Technical College over correspondence.
Anyway the main reason I doubt Christina will be moving to the ranch (besides the 2023 thing - I'm starting to suspect that Christina isn't in prison and is instead in that transitional centre and 2023 is when probation is up) is because those Atlanta pageant queens are hard as nails. The pageant scene basically runs on drag houses/family that run similarly to the tranch - a loose collection of trans women who generally live and work together in a coalition.
Someone like Christina is going to be well versed in manipulating power dynamics, coupled with then experiencing prison but seemingly garnering enough clout to "never feel unsafe". Basically would move in, start pulling the threads of a bunch of dysfunctions, completely domineering pushovers like Kevin while trying to usurp Penny from "Queen Bee" status and not do any work.
And since the tranchers are white AGPs (basically just straight nerdy shutins) who've never experienced the dynamics of black HSTSs (catty and malicious drag queens/gay prostitutes who hustle and do drugs), they'd be completely unprepared. Penny would catch on but wouldn't know how to deal with mind games that maintain plausible deniability outside of hulking out (which wouldn't work on those tricks) and would probably just end up going postal.
Gonna be honest, not sure why you're taking the word of a convicted child sex trafficker on anything, especially regarding his "transition" since, you know, trans lie about that shit literally all the time. This whole-ass man was prostituting a child while addicting them to drugs and forcing them to sleep in a closet, in case anyone's forgotten whose pronouns you're "respecting".
Also, "Christina" is a whole-ass white man. Not sure why you're suggesting that he's black. If he was, he'd be leveraging the shit out of that to get more money from the woke and undereducated who still think he's just a poor widdle prostitute.
But if what you say is true, who the fuck let a convicted child sex trafficker out of prison in such a short time? That doesn't make any sense. Why would they put this disgusting piece of filth in a halfway house so long before his sentence is up? How is there apparently no record of them doing this? What the fuck.
Gonna be honest, not sure why you're taking the word of a convicted child sex trafficker on anything, especially regarding his "transition" since, you know, trans lie about that shit literally all the time. This whole-ass man was prostituting a child while addicting them to drugs and forcing them to sleep in a closet, in case anyone's forgotten whose pronouns you're "respecting".
Also, "Christina" is a whole-ass white man. Not sure why you're suggesting that he's black. If he was, he'd be leveraging the shit out of that to get more money from the woke and undereducated who still think he's just a poor widdle prostitute.
But if what you say is true, who the fuck let a convicted child sex trafficker out of prison in such a short time? That doesn't make any sense. Why would they put this disgusting piece of filth in a halfway house so long before his sentence is up? How is there apparently no record of them doing this? What the fuck.
Simply put, it makes more sense that Christina is in that halfway house over shooting all this flagrantly in the open in prison. Explains the non-uniform clothes, the doors that don't look like cell doors, the unfettered access to social media etc. etc. There was a reference to a lawsuit in the frontpaged post as well, along with a (denied) name change petition that then was actually mysteriously granted at a later date.
Before we found details of all the details of sex crimes people were incredulous that Christina was actually in prison because simply put, the online activity and footage just didn't look like someone in prison.
Specifically there's mention of Columbus Georgia so it's likely this transitional centre hosted by Rutlidge state prison. It's basically a minimum security prison for people on work release/day release programs. And if given a 14 year sentence in 2009 (or including "time served" from 2009) that would tally to getting out in 2023. But AFAIK living in a transitional centre on day release for work would still count towards that.
Christina also looks to be mixed race (and mixed race Americans often seem to just class themselves as black, even if they're passed "high yalla"). The Twitter is filled with a lot of BLM etc references and when the hair's not straightened it's clearly more like afro hair in texture.
For reference I'm not believing any of the stuff about being a poor widdle sex worker, this is 100% a predator and child trafficker (and one article mentioned a dropped charge on "oral sex on a male under the age of 16").
That's quite normal. Alpaca has a lot of great qualities but a lot of bad ones.
Alpaca has very bad problems with felting, and can be a bitch to dye. They offer 100% alpaca too, but you need to be able to take care of it and that's something that most people aren't willing to do.
High quality alpaca will need to be woven and "shaved", as otherwise it will become large rough clumps. You can pick out those clumps but it becomes lightweight and very fragile feeling, as those clumps pulled out and broke longer fibers.
My preferred alpaca blend is about 60% alpaca 40% silk and runs for about 50 bucks a hank properly dyed. Dyes are usually specialized, tend to be base dyes, and run very "heavy", meaning it needs a large amount than you would normally think, as the fibers themselves tend to be a light brown on average.
So mixing the wool with the alpaca gives them an approximation of alpaca without being a giant pain in the ass. It also allows you to dye it with most commercial dyes, without worrying about anything.
Christ did I just type that? No wonder my whole family thinks I'm gay.
