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If you really had to who would you sex?


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They suck if you're ugly, if you're chad I don't think they would mind it because to them its like uber eats for sex.
Chad doesn't use dating apps. He doesn't need the expanded dating pool to get a girl, he knows people can use filters on their pictures so he'd rather just go to a bar and see them in person.

Also literally nobody has sex on demand like that except Jeffrey Epstein & pals.
I agree with @Mr Snek, forget about women, dating, and all that other shit and just make something of your time on this earth. Better than getting a hobby, get a craft, whether it be cooking, tailoring, programming, etcetera, it matters little; find some means of becoming an actor in the world, rather than just a covetous watcher in the wings. Telling an incel to pick up a hobby for the sake of attracting their desire is inherently foolish, for it frames the activity solely in the context of their desire, it asks them to merely don a mask. But what lies behind the mask? A jealous void. Can someone who's sole nature is resentment attain personhood? It is up for debate, but were it possible their spark of life, their meaning for living, must come from within, an inherent paradox.
Eat healthy, sleep well, exercise. You don't need to be buff, just be healthy. Learn an instrument, a language or anything you fancy in your free time. Meditate or pray. Be good to people, no matter who they are. Meet people. Talk to people. Learn how to talk better. Make friends. If they're male you have a wingman, if they're female you have a better wingman who can tell you what women really think. The friendzone isn't a failure, because you get a friend, and there's nothing saying you can't get closer later. Try and fail as many times as it takes, because nobody ever succeeds on their first attempt.

And if you still can't get a girl, who cares, because none of these things are bad for you. Becoming a better person is a no-lose gambit, at worst you'll just be healthier and happier than you are now.
 
I bet you're white. Asians fethisize whites especially if they come from places like Thailand or Philippines.
Im not at all white, I'm actually Hispanic with Aztec blood in me.

Im native to Texas as can be, seeing ss how my ancestors were here since before Texas was an actual state

Edit:hm yeah this was TMI, but hey this proves race ain't shit when finding someone
 
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It's no different than being a fan of an actor or movie series. Most of these women have no illusions of being the "one" for this streamer and have plenty of other interests.
Well, I'd argue those are also a form of parasocial relationship, but that's just cause I'm not people people. Fair enough.

Eat healthy, sleep well, exercise. You don't need to be buff, just be healthy. Learn an instrument, a language or anything you fancy in your free time. Meditate or pray. Be good to people, no matter who they are. Meet people. Talk to people. Learn how to talk better. Make friends. If they're male you have a wingman, if they're female you have a better wingman who can tell you what women really think. The friendzone isn't a failure, because you get a friend, and there's nothing saying you can't get closer later. Try and fail as many times as it takes, because nobody ever succeeds on their first attempt.

And if you still can't get a girl, who cares, because none of these things are bad for you. Becoming a better person is a no-lose gambit, at worst you'll just be healthier and happier than you are now.
Like so many before, you are framing this in the context of his jealousy and desire, you are telling him "perform these tasks to receive gf". If he puts on the mask and succeeds, he'll fuck it up because he wasn't invested in anything but the ends, if he fails he'll throw away all that "self improvement" because it was all for show.
Actual self improvement cannot be framed with such an objective, rather it itself must be desired.
 
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Like so many before, you are framing this in the context of his jealousy and desire, you are telling him "perform these tasks to receive gf". If they put on the mask and succeed, they'll fuck it up because they weren't invested in anything but the ends, if they fail they'll throw away all that "self improvement" because it was all for show.
Actual self improvement cannot be framed with such an objective, rather it itself must be desired.
No, it's literally "be a better person and people will like you, if they don't like you that's ok because you're a better person now". I think I was pretty clear about that.

Anyway I said "be good to everyone" which as we all know is impossible for anyone with that mindset. They may sometimes try to act nice but they view so many people as less than human, it's astounding really.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Men have never had as much disposable income, easy access to diet and nutrition information and free access to no equipment exercise routines. Never in the history of the universe have men had the resources to be the best versions of themselves.

Women have never had as many casual hookups or daddy issues. In the past they sold their bodies for a wedding ring. Today they sell it for a happy meal.

Incels are pathetic and deserve to be laughed at.
 
No, it's literally "be a better person and people will like you, if they don't like you that's ok because you're a better person now". I think I was pretty clear about that.

Anyway I said "be good to everyone" which as we all know is impossible for anyone with that mindset. They may sometimes try to act nice but they view so many people as less than human, it's astounding really.
"Better person" is an subjective judgement, what you are saying is that you would like them better if they did these things, and that others would as well. Being a better person is not innately a win unless you value the judgement of these others, and I expect you'll find the incel does not. Things like "Eat better, exercise more" are fairly objective suggestions, you will feel better regardless of your personal values, but something like "Be nice to people" is only valuable if you yourself find it to be a virtue —and clearly the incel does not— or if you expect something in return.
For such advice to have any value, you must first convince the incel that "being nice" is a virtue —I don't think anybody is up to that task— or frame it in what it could get them.

Rather than be a better person, I think it would be marginally more useful to ask the incel to be a more complete person, and perhaps on their journey to some form of self realization they will become a "better person" as a side effect.
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Speaking of incels and cope though (shoutouts to the reddit thread)
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Men have never had as much disposable income, easy access to diet and nutrition information and free access to no equipment exercise routines. Never in the history of the universe have men had the resources to be the best versions of themselves.

Women have never had as many casual hookups or daddy issues. In the past they sold their bodies for a wedding ring. Today they sell it for a happy meal.

Incels are pathetic and deserve to be laughed at.
Are we talking hamburger happy meal, or six piece mcnugget happy meal?
 
"Better person" is an subjective judgement, what you are saying is that you would like them better if they did these things, and that others would as well. Being a better person is not innately a win unless you value the judgement of these others, and I expect you'll find the incel does not. Things like "Eat better, exercise more" are fairly objective suggestions, you will feel better regardless of your personal values, but something like "Be nice to people" is only valuable if you yourself find it to be a virtue —and clearly the incel does not— or if you expect something in return.
For such advice to have any value, you must first convince the incel that "being nice" is a virtue —I don't think anybody is up to that task— or frame it in what it could get them.

Rather than be a better person, I think it would be marginally more useful to ask the incel to be a more complete person, and perhaps on their journey to some form of self realization they will become a "better person" as a side effect.
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Look at us fools arguing over the incel while he, unpertubed by our silly concepts of virtue, completeness and self-realization, ignores them and rates all our posts Dumb. It's so fitting, so ironic it's almost beautiful. Why are they angry? Why are they miserable? Why are they sad? This is why, this is exactly why.
 
So when you were 15 and got your first girlfriend, you had already mastered the Kantian imperative? Ted Bundy and the Boston Marathon bomber both had mastered ethics? Being a good person is what decides if you have a girlfriend or not according to you?
actually, seething on internet gossip forum about retards is how you get a girlfriend.
you just have to go and fill in an application at the welfare office.

Seriously though, what place closed down in december-february that brought you locusts to kiwi fucking farms?
I can't deal with such intellectual titans spouting takes like "hitler had sex, thus women only care about looks, not nice guys like me"
 
Incels are lolcows and can't be given good advice.
I honestly think sometimes they can. I've known a couple of people irl that had that mindset and became better people when they let go of it. Saint Elliot and a couple of others aside, incels aren't evil or insane or completely degenerate like other lolcows, they're just weak willed zoomers. Honestly I kind of feel bad for them.
 
I'd be lying if I didn't think rolling around in the mud and wallowing in self pity with the rest of the incels often times didn't seem reasonable.
Honestly I kind of feel bad for them.
Most of them need help but no one can help them unless they help themselves. The first step would be to get out of the crab bucket and stop overdosing on "blackpills" every day.
 
Saint Elliot and a couple of others aside, incels aren't evil or insane or completely degenerate like other lolcows, they're just weak willed zoomers. Honestly I kind of feel bad for them.
They might sound the same sometimes, but your generic "virgin with rage" isn't an incel. You more or less have to identify as one to be one, and the sole real belief is that improvement is impossible, and on top of that, isn't even worth trying unless it gets you an underage loli waifu. No true incel self-improves, as it's not in the cards. And it's just a horrible injustice and the world's fault that acting like a complete piece of shit 100% of the time attracts nobody.
 
Incels will always fascinate me, tbh. Who knew treating women like they're personality-less aliens who feed on semen would make you unattractive to women. There's these fun things called hobbies and women can also have them, it's nice to have something in common. Immediately going up to a girl with sex in mind is going to creep her out, no matter how handsome you are. And if it doesn't, she's probably a wackjob that shouldn't be touched.
Daytime TV, bitching on social media, and drinking shitty wine don't count as hobbies. On the other hand, no bitch is going to be impressed by the fact that you're good at woodworking or ceramics or some gay ass shit like that. And even if she is into your weird hobby that doesn't mean she would consider having sex with you. An ugly sped with some shared interests is still an ugly sped.
I'm a fat autist with all the typical introverted nerdy male traits and even -I- have gotten laid. It's really not that hard.

I think above all else the most important thing is to be interesting in some way. In my experience women get turned on mentally more-so than men do and nothing turns them off quicker than being a bore and being solely obsessed with sex is REALLY boring. As for "how" to be interesting that's largely a matter of acquiring experiences, information and skills. Best way to do those three things are hobbies.

Also leave dating apps the fuck alone. They are complete cancer these days.
The problem is that the kinds of girls fat autists would attract are not up to the standards of the average incel. Honestly I don't blame them for that. But there's so much contradictory advice on dating that that it's sometimes best to ignore it entirely. Besides the kinds of girls who are into autistic guys are rare in the first place. Most of the rest of them think autists just play with Lego sets and watch toy trains on the TV all day. And autistic girls prefer normie guys anyway so good luck with that. You're better off with a Fleshlight and some hentai like the Asperger's ridden loser you are.

The biggest problem depending on your local culture and whatnot is probably meeting anyone in the first place. I don't really care for the bar and club scene, for one. But I do acknowledge its merits, at least for some people. But for real, most of the people you meet won't be worth your time.
 
The problem is that the kinds of girls fat autists would attract are not up to the standards of the average incel.
The average incel expects a 9 at the very least despite having a completely repulsive personality, immediately alienating anyone the instant he opens his mouth with the absolutely stupid, evil shit he says, and is otherwise repulsive in every way.

Look at St. Elliot for instance. He wasn't even half-bad looking. But he acted like a complete piece of shit even in his own descriptions of his own behavior. And somehow it was the world's fault he acted this way and not his own. Someone should have curb stomped him before he murdered people.
 
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