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[Law]

I wonder if troons will ever try to cancel Mrs. Doubtfire for being insensitive to the feelings of cross-dressers.
They probably haven't seen it cause it's funny and warm-hearted and made before 2005.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Since in current year most females aren't running around in bonnets and hoopskirts, the troons are actually in an interesting predicament. If they go to Target or Walmart and pick up some women's jeans and t-shirts, they'll just look like men. Trendy women's clothing doesn't come in size sasquatch and they're too lazy and vain to actually look into plus-sized brands, so they're left with floral nighties and circus tents.
It's funny cause women can wear men's clothes and still look unmistakably female, but troons can't. The worker-caste troons on the ranch just wear regular men's work clothes, despite the crippling dysphoria this no doubt causes.

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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

what makes them honestly think that they can carry a child, let alone conceiving it, without rupturing their internal organs, amhole, and shattering their man-pelvis

Here's your mistake. That don't want to actually give birth, they just want to get pregnant and have abortions so they can talk about how true and honest female they are on twitter or something.

Since in current year most females aren't running around in bonnets and hoopskirts

I was going to make a joke about how the Amish life may be the life for troons, but that wouldn't help them. They could wear a niqab and you could still clock that troon brow ridge.

 

[Doodle]

Since in current year most females aren't running around in bonnets and hoopskirts, the troons are actually in an interesting predicament. If they go to Target or Walmart and pick up some women's jeans and t-shirts, they'll just look like men. Trendy women's clothing doesn't come in size sasquatch and they're too lazy and vain to actually look into plus-sized brands, so they're left with floral nighties and circus tents.
It's funny cause women can wear men's clothes and still look unmistakably female, but troons can't. The worker-caste troons on the ranch just wear regular men's work clothes, despite the crippling dysphoria this no doubt causes.

Troons shop for their idea of "women's clothing" primarily as an extension of their fetish. It's not that much different from some BDSM sub looking for the best deal on his gimp outfit.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Spoiler: fashion sperging

When I see Kevin wearing shirts that put his man boobs and beer belly into a death grip, it makes me wonder about what size he's buying. When buying shirts online, most of them come in "unisex" sizes, so a lot of women usually size down. When female bodies wear unisex clothing, it gets tighter around the boob area and (idk how else to describe this) less tight around the stomach area. It's a perfect balance, since I don't know a single person who likes their comfy t-shirts to be tight as hell (tight clothing is usually nice for date nights, not for lounging around the house).
Kevin however seems to size down (so dainty and feminine uwu) yet instead of the shirts accentuating his bosom, it just makes him look fat. Sizing down on a male body can cause some unwanted side effects, as he basically looks like a can of biscuits that's about to burst. Same with Bonnie. There's a difference between a shirt hugging the curves of a female body versus showing the reality of how male bodies have absolutely no curves, unless we're talking about the curve of their stomach.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

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It looks like the real girl is talking to her 1000x great-grandfather Grook-oo-nook the neanderthal

 

[A Grey Cat]

You're completely right, but I'd be a bit hesitant to say his micropenis was functional either. I doubt he could even see it, let alone use it for anything. At least it wasn't a rotting wound, I guess.

Yeah well micro dick can be treated with pills, surgery, or even that device thats supposed to pull on the hidden penile tissue retracted within the pelvis.

A decade or so ago men were given treatments for their Freudian insecurities, cut to current year and the docs say "oh you feel uncomfortable with your male body and you're not gay? Then clearly you need to start transisitioning into a woman. "

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Yeah well micro dick can be treated with pills, surgery, or even that device thats supposed to pull on the hidden penile tissue retracted within the pelvis.

A decade or so ago men were given treatments for their Freudian insecurities, cut to current year and the docs say "oh you feel uncomfortable with your male body and you're not gay? Then clearly you need to start transisitioning into a woman. "

I don't know if those "treatments" are safe, bro. Have you ever seen what they did to Chris?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

It looks like the real girl is talking to her 1000x great-grandfather Grook-oo-nook the neanderthal

And Grook-oo-nook is only a few centuries behind in men's fashion and...around 3/4th of a century off in dress fashions, I'd say?

Grook-oo-nook tries to look stylish!

(And is at least getting closer to current year fashions than most troons. What the hell is with the 1940s-1950s fashion styles?)

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Did you not live through the late 80s till the early 2000s in the Midwest? It's the Conservative/Church mom look.

I'm looking at the style and how the dress itself is cut--we're talking something from the time period where Twiggy's body shape was fashionable. Not the worst choice if you're of the itty bitty titty committee if you have a feminine build otherwise.

But if you mean they're all going for the late 80s-early 00s Midwestern Conservative/Church mom look, that just raises more questions about both troons and the Midwest.

 

[super thug]

Kevin playing on a discord server thinks he's shaded from our observation. Maybe, for now, he is.

We do have it on fairly good authority that he's quite obnoxious in online communities. It'd be expected, really. Probably only a matter of time before he pisses off some of the channel's other inhabitants.

If you're a troon from his discord server and you've come to realize what a disgusting and self-serving piece of shit Kevin is and you'd like to upset him anonymously, please share screenshots of his nonsense or personal details he's shared. If he hasn't upset you yet you can still take the screenshots and just hang onto them until he does piss you off. It's not a bad idea to just start doing it, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Something to think about, anyway..

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I wonder if troons will ever try to cancel Mrs. Doubtfire for being insensitive to the feelings of cross-dressers.
They probably haven't seen it cause it's funny and warm-hearted and made before 2005.

I *do* seem to recall a tumblr post floating around about how Mrs. Doubtfire is problematic for reasons. I'll see if I can't find it again.

Edit: Don't think this is the one I remember, but it sure is a doozy: https://checkingoftheprivilege.tumb...why-i-wont-mourn-that-shitlord-robin-williams
I detect whiffs of trolldom, though, so who knows if this is serious or not.

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God, lookit that spine curve! Such a dainty lady!

Even with that posture, he still towers over the natal woman. Many such cases!

 

[glib]

Spoiler: fashion sperging

When I see Kevin wearing shirts that put his man boobs and beer belly into a death grip, it makes me wonder about what size he's buying. When buying shirts online, most of them come in "unisex" sizes, so a lot of women usually size down. When female bodies wear unisex clothing, it gets tighter around the boob area and (idk how else to describe this) less tight around the stomach area. It's a perfect balance, since I don't know a single person who likes their comfy t-shirts to be tight as hell (tight clothing is usually nice for date nights, not for lounging around the house).
Kevin however seems to size down (so dainty and feminine uwu) yet instead of the shirts accentuating his bosom, it just makes him look fat. Sizing down on a male body can cause some unwanted side effects, as he basically looks like a can of biscuits that's about to burst. Same with Bonnie. There's a difference between a shirt hugging the curves of a female body versus showing the reality of how male bodies have absolutely no curves, unless we're talking about the curve of their stomach.

TL;DR if you're a man, never skip core/chest day if you want to look good in a small shirt.
If you're a woman, work off the gut flab if you want to look good in a small shirt.
If you're a troon, rethink your life.

 

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"What?! Most people are disgusted by bodily waste?!".
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Most people like kisses, that doesn't mean they enjoy somebody vomiting into their mouths, Kevin.

Kevin playing on a discord server thinks he's shaded from our observation. Maybe, for now, he is.

We do have it on fairly good authority that he's quite obnoxious in online communities. It'd be expected, really. Probably only a matter of time before he pisses off some of the channel's other inhabitants.

I forgot this, but you're right. I recall a Transformers Facebook fan group stating they banned him for being annoying, but refused to give further details. I haven't a doubt in my mind Kevin is more obnoxious off of Twitter than he appears to be while on it.

If I could make an educated guess, he most likely argues with somebody over something petty, including over them gently disagreeing with him and calmly explaining why, and blocks them. Then, when people respond to the person he blocks in conversation later on, he whines at them to stop talking to them, then blocks those people when they refuse. Repeat ad infinitum until banned.

 

[kazuhiro]

Is that what's her name from Twitter who gets dunked on by everyone? She's so annoying trying to own everyone while sucking up to the DNC.

I don't think the woman in the picture is anyone well-known, but the man is Charles Clymer.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Most people like kisses, that doesn't mean they enjoy somebody vomiting into their mouths, Kevin.

Quite

Straight men love pussy, but it doesn't follow they want a mouthful of piss or blood just because they are natural functions of said organ

There are many straight women who don't want a mouthful of baby batter either, does that make them less cock-loving than those that do?

His takes are sooo awful, even though he thinks they are a 'gotcha'

'Adds to the taste and aroma' - well we can all imagine what Kevin's 'aroma' is like, pee or no pee

 

[Miss Misery]

Edit: Don't think this is the one I remember, but it sure is a doozy: https://checkingoftheprivilege.tumb...why-i-wont-mourn-that-shitlord-robin-williams
I detect whiffs of trolldom, though, so who knows if this is serious or not.

If that's not a troll then I want off this planet.

> 23, femme-presenting queer trans non-binary two-spirit genderfluid, xe/xir/hir/xirself pronouns, pansexual, PoC (1/16th Native American), white-passing except for hijab, Muslim (convert), neuro-atypical (self-diagnosed aspergers), economically privileged, sex-positive, body-positive, vegan, sociology major, loves Disney.

 

[Law]

That has to be troll. If it's one of you merry Kiwi pranksters, speak up!

(And is at least getting closer to current year fashions than most troons. What the hell is with the 1940s-1950s fashion styles?)

I think that boxy look is just what happens when you try shoving 200 pounds of angry man-blubber into a size 44 cocktail dress.
As usual, physics and the conservation of mass is transphobic.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

If that's not a troll then I want off this planet.

> 23, femme-presenting queer trans non-binary two-spirit genderfluid, xe/xir/hir/xirself pronouns, pansexual, PoC (1/16th Native American), white-passing except for hijab, Muslim (convert), neuro-atypical (self-diagnosed aspergers), economically privileged, sex-positive, body-positive, vegan, sociology major, loves Disney.

Sorry, but we are in this until the end. You better be ready to live innawoods and escape society before things go to shit.

In much better times, we could easily dismiss people like this as over the top trolls but sadly, today it's very likely that this person is real and it's not in an asylum.

 

[Miss Misery]

Sorry, but we are in this until the end. You better be ready to live innawoods and escape society before things go to shit.

Nigga I BEEN ready. When are we leaving?