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[Iron Hamster]

Back to the troonches, but today I learned they have ducks. Why do they have ducks with no fresh water around them?
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lol @ everything built with particle board.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I’m waiting to see their LARPED up salad bars on their totally military dress- of course in pastel colors. Amhole service medal. Meritorious dialating with dildo cluster, July 4th service medal, sheepfucking commendation with alpaca trim, CONgressional medal of grifting, and they can call it their tossed salad bar.

lol @ everything built with particle board.

Their bodies are to humanity what particle board is to construction.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just saw those chicken pics and:

Spoiler: Chicken sperging

If the chickens are kept in too close proximity to one another, you will get feather pecking and cannibalism. Chickens are dumb as fuck and have a lot of issues with high population densities, which manifest more on "open range" chicken farms than in battery cages where chickens are kept separate from one another. Common methods to mitigate chickens killing and eating each other include comb shaving, which is removal of the red combs on the chickens so they don't mistake it for blood and attack, chicken eyeglasses, and beak trimming (video demonstration). It seems like the tranchers are keeping their chickens in relatively close quarters to one another with a high population density, so chickens killing each other is pretty much going to happen eventually, especially if the numbers start going up. The tranchers for sure aren't doing any of the usual preventative measures to prevent feather pecking and cannibalism. It doesn't look like those chickens have trimmed beaks to me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I just saw those chicken pics and:

Spoiler: Chicken sperging

If the chickens are kept in too close proximity to one another, you will get feather pecking and cannibalism. Chickens are dumb as fuck and have a lot of issues with high population densities, which manifest more on "open range" chicken farms than in battery cages where chickens are kept separate from one another. Common methods to mitigate chickens killing and eating each other include comb shaving, which is removal of the red combs on the chickens so they don't mistake it for blood and attack, chicken eyeglasses, and beak trimming (video demonstration). It seems like the tranchers are keeping their chickens in relatively close quarters to one another with a high population density, so chickens killing each other is pretty much going to happen eventually, especially if the numbers start going up. The tranchers for sure aren't doing any of the usual preventative measures to prevent feather pecking and cannibalism. It doesn't look like those chickens have trimmed beaks to me.

Chicken cannibalism is something I did not know about until today. Damn nature, you scary.

On that note, how will the Tranchers blame that on Earl? He's putting chemicals in the food to make them eat each other?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Chicken cannibalism is something I did not know about until today. Damn nature, you scary.

On that note, how will the Tranchers blame that on Earl? He's putting chemicals in the food to make them eat each other?

He's sending in alt-right chicken infiltrators to murder the true and honest tranch chickens.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

I just saw those chicken pics and:

Spoiler: Chicken sperging

If the chickens are kept in too close proximity to one another, you will get feather pecking and cannibalism. Chickens are dumb as fuck and have a lot of issues with high population densities, which manifest more on "open range" chicken farms than in battery cages where chickens are kept separate from one another. Common methods to mitigate chickens killing and eating each other include comb shaving, which is removal of the red combs on the chickens so they don't mistake it for blood and attack, chicken eyeglasses, and beak trimming (video demonstration). It seems like the tranchers are keeping their chickens in relatively close quarters to one another with a high population density, so chickens killing each other is pretty much going to happen eventually, especially if the numbers start going up. The tranchers for sure aren't doing any of the usual preventative measures to prevent feather pecking and cannibalism. It doesn't look like those chickens have trimmed beaks to me.

Honestly, the chickens are the least of my worries. Chickens are very resilient, good at foraging, and I don't think they have a tonne of them (or a rooster to increase the numbers) so the land they've got is probably plenty of space, even for 20+ chickies. They look healthy; shiny unpecked feathers, upright red combs, no obviously fucked up feet or anything, no visible wounds. They're fine for the moment - though I'd agree the tranch have no idea about what to do if any issues crop up.

 

[break these cuffs]

Chicken cannibalism is something I did not know about until today. Damn nature, you scary.

On that note, how will the Tranchers blame that on Earl? He's putting chemicals in the food to make them eat each other?

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO MAKE THE CHICKENS STRAIGHT!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Honestly, the chickens are the least of my worries. Chickens are very resilient, good at foraging, and I don't think they have a tonne of them (or a rooster to increase the numbers) so the land they've got is probably plenty of space, even for 20+ chickies. They look healthy; shiny unpecked feathers, upright red combs, no obviously fucked up feet or anything, no visible wounds. They're fine for the moment - though I'd agree the tranch have no idea about what to do if any issues crop up.

Yeah, I agree. They aren't experiencing uncontrolled breeding like with the alpacas, but if the tranchers decide to increase the number of chickens or introduce roosters into the mix there's gonna be problems. There's also always the potential for overall conditions on the tranch to degrade in such a way that the chickens are affected.

 

[Old Fart]

Back to the troonches, but today I learned they have ducks. Why do they have ducks with no fresh water around them?
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Good morning at the gypsy camp.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Good morning at the gypsy camp.

Not nearly enough brown children there, though.
And that's definitely for the best.

 

[AprilRains]

If they were smart, they’d create an artificial pond with an artificial aquatic environment in it with their grift money. I’m sure the fire department wouldn’t be opposed to them trying to at least fix their mess. But oh well, tis a pipe dream.

A pond of sufficient size, could they maintain it, would increase greatly the viability of their efforts at self-sufficiency. I know of a subsistence ranch on which two acres of a twelve-acre parcel were given over to an artificial pond stocked with trout. This attracts a lot of wild game, and along with a small garden plot (I think maybe a quarter of an acre) and some fruit trees, this produces substantially all the food needed to support four people. Their rabbits and chickens are supplemental, but not strictly necessary.

Of course, I don't know that this kind of pond is sustainable on the Tranch's plot. The ranch I'm thinking of is not in a very wet location, but it's not desertified sagebrush either. Taking advantage of the presence of wild game requires some marksmanship and the right tools for that job. And, of course, farming even a small plot is work.

If they had bought better land, taken better care of it, and learned anything about subsistence farming, they could be quite independent of GoFundMe grifting. But that would be effort. So much better to buy prepared foods at WalMart and whine online about all the toys you need.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Chicken overpopulation is usually dealt with by regular culling of the flock. After all, in a lot of cases you are literally raising them for their meat, so of course you're gonna regularly kill some. The troons of course would never kill their chickens, so eventually yeah once a hurtful population level is reached the chickens are gonna kill each other. A lot of animals will kill the weakest of their numbers if their population gets too out of hand. Rats are the best known, but I remember years ago during a bad heat wave the bat colonies underneath the freeway downtown were forcing out younger and weaker bats, literally throwing them out of the colony and letting them die on the pavement below the viaduct. It can be argued that even humans will deal with overpopulation by killing each other.

 

[Law]

I wonder just how retarded he was driving given how troons downplay every stupid thing they do. Hopefully they add it to the collection on the property. Immobile vehicles/equipment rusting in the yard is the most authentic aspect of their rural larping.

Bruce "Madame Cait the Melted Face" Jenner killed a person with his car. Vehicular homicide is a troon tradition.
Of course Jarrod is too lazy and disorganized to move his stuff properly so he leaves it at his mom's house. Probably talks shit about her too, despite her being completely supportive and letting him store his junk at her house. I bet he'll bring his dirty laundry over when he finally gets a working car.

Their embroidery patches are extra embarrassing in the sense that they make the tenacious unicorn ranch look like a fucking milita instead of, you know, a fucking farm.

It's a militia with an alpaca problem.

There are the the IIIers and the Oathkeepers, but I'm hard pressed to think of any other notable group that could be construed as a militia.

One of the Oathkeepers arrested at the capital building was a troon. Jessica Watson, now hopefully in men's prison.

lol @ everything built with particle board.

Sturdier construction than a neovagina.

 

[glib]

Bruce "Madame Cait the Melted Face" Jenner killed a person with his car. Vehicular homicide is a troon tradition.
Of course Jarrod is too lazy and disorganized to move his stuff properly so he leaves it at his mom's house. Probably talks shit about her too, despite her being completely supportive and letting him store his junk at her house. I bet he'll bring his dirty laundry over when he finally gets a working car.


It's a militia with an alpaca problem.

One of the Oathkeepers arrested at the capital building was a troon. Jessica Watson, now hopefully in men's prison.


Sturdier construction than a neovagina.

If they're not women, then why are they bad drivers? Checkmate, farmicist.

 

[Rotter]

I doubt it.

Kill me.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

Kill me.

(Edit: Why is it so small )

 

[Internet_Loner]

Judging by pics, I'd say the "farmers" are doing worse healthwise opposed to the animals.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Have any gunkiwis taken a good look at their larping gear? I imagine a bunch of it comes from Wish but I'd be curious to know what quality stuff they're al-packing.

 

[White Devil]

Have any gunkiwis taken a good look at their larping gear? I imagine a bunch of it comes from Wish but I'd be curious to know what quality stuff they're al-packing.

This has been covered several times in both this thread and Kevins. Their gear is shit and they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I doubt it.
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I think it's just my eyes, because it looks like the alpacas are eating the hay off a pile of dirt. Or worse, off the literal shitpile. Someone, please tell me I'm wrong.