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If you really had to who would you sex?


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I've actually never met anyone in real life who does the whole robotic "walk up to chick, ask if dtf, if no then go over to next chick" motion that incels and PUAs seem to think is part of the dating game. Unless you're a complete sped you can usually tell within the first 5 seconds of catching each others' eyes whether a chick seems receptive to you and whether she's interested.

"I asked out 100 chicks before one finally said yes", and similar lines like that, are the kind of absurd ratios I can only assume come from just autistically asking every fucking chick in the bar if they want to sex you.
The strategy works because if you encounter enough people there's always someone interested, no matter what. The Chris Watts example proves it. Now obviously if you look in a bad place (e.g Tinder where looks are very important) you'll have to try much harder, and if you have more to offer in general you don't have to try as hard. But in the end it's just a matter of sample size and what you'll settle for.
Wear a hat but yeah I'm sure there's chicks who'd fuck that. Definitely.
Person in pic should get a viking helmet and go to a tabletop gaming club. I'm assuming his "problem" is his height, which is compensated for by cosplaying a dwarf. He's got the beard and muscles for it.
 
No your friend got lucky. Come back to me when he gets divorced raped and has to give up 50% of his income to his ex wife
I think it's time, in the year 2021, to retire this whole "WOMEN WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY!" bs. Personally, I make more money than anyone I've dated and have had more than one gold digging guy.

Also, which is it? Should women make their own money, or should they be tradwives at the beck and call of their incel overlords?

And dude. Incels are the last people to be worried about getting 'divorced raped'. 1. you need to meet someone who wants to marry you before they divorce you and 2. no woman wants 50% of the tendies your mother makes you and alternating weekends with your WOW guild.
 
1. you need to meet someone who wants to marry you before they divorce you
It doesn't matter the situation , they'll just move the goalpost and do leaps of logic to turn themselves the victim and find a locus of external control like the self pitying retards they are.

"so, she makes more than you and doesn't divorce rape you, what if 20 years down the line the love is gone and she drifts away uh? uh? what then ?? "

Incels should not even date anyone ever, if some clueless girl finds herself dating one of them she is gonna regret it because these are not misunderstood nice guys but narcissistic pieces of shit, and autists should not reproduce. ever, it should be illegal in fact for autists to have kids, and autism is passed on on the male side so fuck that.
 
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you know what maybe these women should lower their standards and maybe they'll find someone. Just a thought. All screenshots are from /r9k/ and they took them from r/Fds
I love how she talks about being "BLOCKED, IGNORED, GHOSTED, AND DELETED" as if that's some horrible punishment, like being sent to the rack. Being away from this insufferable bitch is a privilege, and I feel sorry for the poor saps who meet all of her criteria.

my face is very ugly i have fat lips, recessed maxilla, recessed jaw, overall just recessed. Chad isn't recessed his jawline is prominent. mind you this is before you factor in Race pill being ethnic is 2 strikes and any other imperfection and you're out.
"You're out" - out to whom? To your friends on incel forums? Do you not realize how fucking delusional you sound, how gay this "lookism" shit is - listing the "ideal" ratios of facial features like some nineteenth-century phrenologist, rating each others' mugs, maintaining tier lists of which male models "mog" the others? Yet here you are, an ostensibly grown man, obsessing over your every facial blemish and imperfection like a 16-year-old girl on prom night.

Most people - even literal models - look kind of dumpy when they're not properly dressed and groomed. A big part of proper grooming and self-care is covering up the facial deformities you've mentioned. You grow out your beard to cover a weak jawline. You choose a hairstyle that synergizes with the shape of your head. Have you given these things any consideration? Have you made the slightest effort to achieve your genetic potential, instead of wasting away on your fart cushion, lamenting the fact that you'll never be a Jersey Shore frat boy?

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And have you considered joining a less miserable subculture? If you're preoccupied with looking good, why not go full metrosexual? Stop reading incel forums, pick up GQ and Men's Vogue instead. Even if your outcomes don't improve, your mindset will.



I have wasted many years of my life searching the Internet in pursuit of wisdom, with very little to show for it. I now realize that there is almost nothing of value on these god-forsaken tubes that you cannot get more easily from low-bandwidth media. One exception to the rule, a genuine gold nugget of web-exclusive wisdom, is this post on Hackernews that I think about almost every day. As our social circles become more a matter of choice than an accident of birth, this will only be more relevant:

Patrick McKenzie said:
There are few things in life more important than choosing one's peer group well. The Internet gives you many more options than we had available prior to the existence of it. Choose wisely and re-evaluate that choice periodically to see whether your peer group continues to represent your goals and values.

Why? Your peer group literally gets arbitrary code execution on your brain. (It's a flaw in MonkeyBrainOS 1.01 which we haven't patched yet.) You'll tend to find yourself valuing what they value. You will tend to find yourself achieving outcomes strikingly similar to their outcomes.

Given this, picking a peer group whose values are not your values and whose outcomes are terrible is a poor choice.

There is some cognizable peer group of "the most misanthropic 10% of commenters on Internet threads about programming languages." The majority are not professional programmers. Most are not very happy people. You can generally tell a lot about what a person values by what they spend their time doing; someone who professes to value the great intellectual challenge that is Real Programming but actually ships comments which make other people feel bad probably, to a first approximation, values making other people feel bad.

If you do not also want to grow into a values system where making other people feel bad is the highlight of your day, consider choosing a better peer group, where e.g. feeding one's family through honest labor is valued and having very loud opinions about NodeJS not so much.
(If you have the chance: look up this guy's name and portfolio. He is a walking refutation of every incel theory. Guy looks like McLovin' and the Crypt Keeper had a mutant anal baby; still managed to marry a hot Asian broad and start a string of successful businesses. It's all about that low inhib.)

The original post was about tech communities that shamed people for using certain programming languages; but if you can't see how it applies to you, your own life situation, and the toxic communities you're mired in, then you are truly hopeless, doomed to forever rot in an equilibrium between the McDonald's pay window and the twin bed in your mildewy studio apartment.

It's funny because these same statistics they cite as an excuse to not better themselves should make them very optimistic. If women consider most men ugly then what does it matter if you're not that attractive, clearly women don't care as much as they think or else nobody would get laid.
If a woman is willing to fuck an ugly dude, it's a "betabuxx" "cope", and she's only doing it because she couldn't get someone better. The former point is dubious; the latter so obvious as to almost be a tautology. This is the purported "blackpill wisdom" that, like some excerpt from the Necronomicon, dooms those who know it to a life of impotent whinging.

Incels think that everything a woman does is part of her master plan to fuck the hottest man possible. That's it. There is literally nothing else driving any facet of female behavior. If women had their way, unfettered by laws and social norms, they would all be stepping on each other's necks for a chance to fuck the same three Calvin Klein underwear models.

It's like a bizarre variant of Freudian psychoanalysis, or the medieval Christian conception of humans as inherently sinful and flawed. At least Freud, St. Augustine, and co. applied their theories to all people equally. Incels have to vomit a bunch of evopsych mumbo jumbo to explain why men aren't just as bad.
 
I think it's time, in the year 2021, to retire this whole "WOMEN WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY!" bs. Personally, I make more money than anyone I've dated and have had more than one gold digging guy.

Also, which is it? Should women make their own money, or should they be tradwives at the beck and call of their incel overlords?

And dude. Incels are the last people to be worried about getting 'divorced raped'. 1. you need to meet someone who wants to marry you before they divorce you and 2. no woman wants 50% of the tendies your mother makes you and alternating weekends with your WOW guild.
Shut up woman. No one asked your take you stupid piece of shit. You are literal a cumdumpster and you are proud of it. Enough i will not hear any of your nonsense. tldr. Shut up cumdumpster, you have no value as a human. The only value you provide as a woman is having kids and taking care of them. And men will use for sex. No woman in 2021 is worth marrying outside of those 3 things besides we will have artificial wombs in the near future meaning we don't need any useless pieces of shit(women), who can't so much as cook a decent meal. I honestly hope you realize how retarded you sound.
 
I think also too part of the problem is that they cant accept there will be times in which they will be single and alone and that's just life, the universe doesn't owe everybody sex, and there's plenty of people who don't even care about it. If you cant be happy by yourself how can you be happy with others?
It's hard for them to accept that reality when they can open up their phones and see thousands of nude women online whenever they're single and alone. You're talking about a group of people that think life works like the pornography they're addicted to and that every woman is a whore. When they compare that to reality where women aren't ready to get on their knees as soon as they're asked, incels become miserable and think that they're too ugly or whatever for that to happen instead of realising women aren't toys.
Anecdotal evidence once again. "I know a guy!"
Aren't you a Fuentes fan? Isn't that guy's whole shtick 'save the west by raising a family' or whatever? How do you people simultaneously complain about being replaced and act so repulsive no woman would want to start a family with you? If you're indicative of America First its doomed to fail lmao
I think it's time, in the year 2021, to retire this whole "WOMEN WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY!" bs. Personally, I make more money than anyone I've dated and have had more than one gold digging guy.

Also, which is it? Should women make their own money, or should they be tradwives at the beck and call of their incel overlords?

And dude. Incels are the last people to be worried about getting 'divorced raped'. 1. you need to meet someone who wants to marry you before they divorce you and 2. no woman wants 50% of the tendies your mother makes you and alternating weekends with your WOW guild.
I disagree that we should retire it because western court systems still do significantly favor women and 'divorce rape' men. Not that this is any real excuse for incels obviously they just blame anything but themselves for their shortcomings.
Shut up woman. No one asked your take you stupid piece of shit. You are literal a cumdumpster and you are proud of it. Enough i will not hear any of your nonsense. tldr. Shut up cumdumpster, you have no value as a human. The only value you provide as a woman is having kids and taking care of them. And men will use for sex. No woman in 2021 is worth marrying outside of those 3 things besides we will have artificial wombs in the near future meaning we don't need any useless pieces of shit(women), who can't so much as cook a decent meal. I honestly hope you realize how retarded you sound.
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Translation: (You)'re a massive fucking simp who wants to pander to women instead of your own interests. have fun getting cucked. Yes women are truly angels and will never do anything bad . Everything i wrote is true
 
You are literal a cumdumpster and you are proud of it. Enough i will not hear any of your nonsense. tldr. Shut up cumdumpster, you have no value as a human.
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.



In all seriousness, if you hold so much contempt for women, why do you want to fuck one? Do you have a view of what an ideal relationship of yours would be? Any aspiration to create something - something difficult and worthwhile, something of value - instead of just being bitter and caustic all the time?
 
Translation: (You)'re a massive fucking simp who wants to pander to women instead of your own interests. have fun getting cucked.
Not thinking women owe men sex for existing is simping? Hilarious.
You and your ilk are the reason the right will fail. Keep whining and doomerposting while your whole civilization crumbles around you instead of improving yourself and your community.
 
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Imagine thinking defending women on the internet will get you laid. Just Simply Hilarious
Imagine spouting the same platitudes as a million other mentally ill losers on the Internet, thinking you've stumbled upon some great insight that others are too cowardly to accept.

You have no idea how much you've lost in your attempt to feel like you're better than others. It's an incredible fucking self-own, like cutting off your legs to use the handicapped bathroom.
 


In all seriousness, if you hold so much contempt for women, why do you want to fuck one? Do you have a view of what an ideal relationship of yours would be? Any aspiration to create something - something difficult and worthwhile, something of value - instead of just being bitter and caustic all the time?
i hold so much contempt for women because they simply need to change. Stop being whores and start respecting themselves and then MAYBE i'd respect them.Also have you seen the misandry that's been running through the west why should i love something that hates me and wants me dead?
 
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Shut up woman. No one asked your take you stupid piece of shit. You are literal a cumdumpster and you are proud of it. Enough i will not hear any of your nonsense. tldr. Shut up cumdumpster, you have no value as a human. The only value you provide as a woman is having kids and taking care of them. And men will use for sex. No woman in 2021 is worth marrying outside of those 3 things besides we will have artificial wombs in the near future meaning we don't need any useless pieces of shit(women), who can't so much as cook a decent meal. I honestly hope you realize how retarded you sound.
FUCK YOU WOMEN REEEEE GIVE ME WHAT I WANT AND NOTHING ELSE GET IN THE KITCHEN LOL
i hold so much contempt for women because they simply need to change. Stop being whores and start respecting themselves and then MAYBE i'd respect them.Also have you seen the misandry that's been running through the west why should i love something that hates me and wants me dead?

Sniff sniff why does nobody love me?

Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure: the incel, nature’s most confused creation
 
Shut up woman. No one asked your take you stupid piece of shit. You are literal a cumdumpster and you are proud of it. Enough i will not hear any of your nonsense. tldr. Shut up cumdumpster, you have no value as a human. The only value you provide as a woman is having kids and taking care of them. And men will use for sex. No woman in 2021 is worth marrying outside of those 3 things besides we will have artificial wombs in the near future meaning we don't need any useless pieces of shit(women), who can't so much as cook a decent meal. I honestly hope you realize how retarded you sound.
OMG stop I can only get so wet.
 
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