Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Cycleye]

Didn't the British government recently release mortality statistics for 2020. And it was found something like 25% of deaths were people dying from another condition, but reported as Covid because they tested positive?

I think it was 23% and for this year not 2020. I believe that the statistics plebs are supposed to be re-viewing all the death certs for 2020. Note i say i think and i believe. Someone will hopefully correct me(sexually).
I know that there is a group of people taking either the gov or the NHS to court over shit like this. Basically; there are families whos loved ones died of things, and it would not have mattered if they had full blown covid, but they had covid as a primary on the death cert just because they tested positive in the ambulance/in hospital. The families want the death certs changed to the actual cause of death. I have no idea how this is going but it will drag out for years and years because gov and nhs.

eta: that CDC chart! is that real or has someone made it up for LOLs

 

[Uncle Joey]

So "Thanks CDC" is trending on twitter and it's pretty much what you would expect.

Do you cunts act this sanctimonious over car accidents? Fuck off.

 

[Vecr]

Well, even if you are 21 you might want to consider getting the vaccine if you work at a healthcare facility in contact with old people or people with diminished/suppressed immune systems. You don't really want to be a carrier in the few days you immune system takes to get rid of the virus.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Well, even if you are 21 you might want to consider getting the vaccine if you work at a healthcare facility in contact with old people or people with diminished/suppressed immune systems. You don't really want to be a carrier in the few days you immune system takes to get rid of the virus.

I’m sure all the 21 year olds that work in nursing homes or hospice that also post on Kiwi Farms will listen to you!

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Corona-chan taught us that Munchausen's developed a socially communicable offshoot. Fear and smug synthesize into a drug as addictive as amphetamines.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It was funny even pre-COVID when DSP would only leave his house once a week to "run errands", and the other six days of the week he legit did not leave his house.

Now people are living like that unironically, and it may not stop even after the measures are all lifted. Businesses seeing that remote from home work is possible for white collar workers are going to put a lot of former cubical farms into their own homes.

That's a double-edged sword. If the work can be done remote why do it in in the USA? Why not farm out the jobs to Mexico and pocket the savings?

That being said. My employer announced we are to come back to the office in May. I am contemplating telling them to suck my fucking dick. It's so much more efficient not having to drive an hour and a half every day to be captive for 8 hours in a place that set up to the detriment of productivity with loud, stupid co workers and other distractions.

 

[JosephStalin]

So "Thanks CDC" is trending on twitter and it's pretty much what you would expect.
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Do you cunts act this sanctimonious over car accidents? Fuck off.

Here's Uncle Joe's "Thanks CDC" - NO trust or confidence in the CDC.

The latest bullshit from my county. STILL not getting the vaccine. Neither is my son. He is the ONLY one I would listen to about getting the vaccine. Since he isn't getting it, just another reason for me not to, as well.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CARMEL PINE CONE

April 27, 2021, 2:45 p.m.

MONTEREY COUNTY CASES, TIER SCORE CONTINUE TO DECLINE

• Big Sur, Carmel-by-the-Sea, Carmel Valley, Carmel Area and Pebble Beach all have week with no cases

Despite worries of a surge as social distancing restrictions are loosened, businesses reopen and personal interactions ramp up, new cases of coronavirus in Monterey County continued to decline over the last seven days, with just 89 cases county-wide and 19 cases in the Monterey Peninsula, the county health department said.

The tier score assigned to Monterey County by the California Department of Public Health also continued to fall and is now 2.2. A score lower than 2 would put Monterey County in the Yellow Tier under the state's economic shutdown scheme.

This week's 19 cases on the Monterey Peninsula included seven in Marina, six in Seaside and three apiece in Monterey and Pacific Grove. For the first time in nearly a year, Big Sur, Carmel-by-the-Sea, Carmel Valley, Carmel area (93923) and Pebble Beach all had zero cases over the last seven days. (Carmel area actually had a minus-one).

While vaccines continue to be administered at a rapid rate in Monterey County, the number of doses fell to 30,000 this week from almost 40,000 one week ago. In part, this shows how much lower demand is among younger and healthier populations.

Of course, health authorities urge everyone to get vaccinated, and local hospitals say it has become even easier to get vaccination appointments, or walk in.

At SVMH, spokesperson Karina Rusk said, "we encourage people to use the myturn.ca.gov appointment system, but don't forget you can also schedule an appointment by calling (831) 771-3885."(Guess Karina still has her job after that DUI. Maybe she performed "special services" for the hospital's fuhrer. - JS)

And at CHOMP, spokesperson Monica Sciuto said vaccines remain available this week at the Montage Wellness Center, 2920 2nd Avenue, Marina. To make an appointment for one of the Montage clinics, you should also use myturn.gov, while walk-ins are "subject to availability of open time-slots upon arrival."

The latest schedule for vaccinations from Montage is as follows (first doses only):

Wednesday, April 28, 10 a.m. to noon (Janssen vaccine - ages 18 and older), noon-4 p.m. (Moderna - ages 18 and older), 4-8 p.m. (Pfizer - ages 16 and older). Thursday, April 29, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. (Pfizer - ages 16 years and older). For the latest schedule of clinics available for walk-in, visit chomp.org/covidvaccine.


CALIFORNIA GOES ALONG WITH NEW CDC GUIDANCE ON FACEMASKS OUTDOORS

This morning's announcement from the CDC that facemasks should no longer be required outdoors for people who are fully vaccinated was quickly followed by a statement from the CDPH that "fully vaccinated people don't need to cover their faces outdoors unless they are in a big crowd of strangers." The San Francisco Chronicle has the story.(Whoop-de-fucking-do. Have NEVER worn a mask while outdoors. - JS)

 

[spinal gas chamber]

That's a double-edged sword. If the work can be done remote why do it in in the USA? Why not farm out the jobs to Mexico and pocket the savings?

This is what most of the “lol I love not going to the office” people are missing, they’re being evaluated for whether or not they need to even have jobs or it can be sent to near or off shore.

 

[Salubrious]

This is what most of the “lol I love not going to the office” people are missing, they’re being evaluated for whether or not they need to even have jobs or it can be sent to near or off shore.

"To be fair", a lot of these jobs have been going to India for a decade now. So I actually suspect less to change than you would think.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If niggas don't wanna get the vaccine, that's just natural selection at work.

Rather the opposite. The brothers have attuned bullshit detectors.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Hm. Numbers have been stagnating here for three weeks or so. "New infections" hasn't trended on Twitter in several days, and the Branch Covidians are now complaining that by June the vaccination priorisation is gonna be stopped and everyone can apply for vaccination appointment. Somehow there are still untold millions of chronically ill diabetes riddled cripples out there. Also, complaints that pregnant women are highly at risk and are not allowed to get vaccinated, despite no adverse effects having been shown anywhere. Nope, no miscarriages happened anywhere.
I'd really love the vaccinations to have some serious long term side effects. Miscarriages, infertility, full blown Creutzfeldt-Jacob. Something to seriously fuck over millions of people. Bring the rage at TPTB to beyond boiling point, and one pebble will create an explosion. Sometimes I think that's the only way there'll ever be hope and freedom again. In Minecraft, that is. In real life we'll just have to rely on our tried and true democratic processes.
*looks at the upcoming election in Germany and how the media propaganda is already pushing the Green candidate*
On the other hand, that shotgun barrel looks pretty tasty.

Talk about giving back basic rights to vaccinated people are also going on.
Like so many other things it'll be loaded off to private institutions and company policy.
"Hey, they're private companies, they can decide who uses their services, I thought you liked the free market like that. It's not censorship if a private company decides you can't say things on their platform. It's not restriction of your freedom if private companies prevent you from entering their stores without mask or vaccination. It's not discrimination if companies won't hire if you are not vaccinated."

If side effects of the vaccine get that bad it'll just be sold as a necessary cost to have stopped the most deadly virus since death was invented. They will have a booster to keep you alive though! Like PREP, but instead of being a pharma subscription to buggery it's to keep you alive. Imagine that, hundreds of millions of lifelong customers who have to consume your product or die. Why, this is a better grift than the sugar->diabetes grift ever was!

The best part? Nigger cattle will do what nigger cattle do and accept that line of reasoning.

 

[Derka Derka]

I think it was 23% and for this year not 2020. I believe that the statistics plebs are supposed to be re-viewing all the death certs for 2020. Note i say i think and i believe. Someone will hopefully correct me(sexually).
I know that there is a group of people taking either the gov or the NHS to court over shit like this. Basically; there are families whos loved ones died of things, and it would not have mattered if they had full blown covid, but they had covid as a primary on the death cert just because they tested positive in the ambulance/in hospital. The families want the death certs changed to the actual cause of death. I have no idea how this is going but it will drag out for years and years because gov and nhs.

eta: that CDC chart! is that real or has someone made it up for LOLs

Yes that's the one (I couldn't find it searching for 25%)

Quarter of Covid deaths not caused by virus, new figures show

Calls to speed up roadmap as 23 per cent of recent deaths are people dying 'with' disease rather than 'from' it

www.telegraph.co.uk

https://archive.ph/lgqhs

"The latest figures from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) show that 23 per cent of coronavirus deaths registered are now people who have died "with" the virus rather than "from" an infection.
This means that, while the person who died will have tested positive for Covid, that was not the primary cause of their death recorded on the death certificate."

and this nugget ...

"Likewise, Oxford University has calculated that the number of people in hospital with an active Covid infection is likely to be around half the current published daily figure"

 

[spinal gas chamber]

"To be fair", a lot of these jobs have been going to India for a decade now. So I actually suspect less to change than you would think.

True for the low level stuff that you can flow chart for call centers, L1/2 IT stuff and the like. But now? Lots more is opening up, especially with the concept of near shoring, which was the Mexico comment.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

I was wondering why Joe Rogan was trending today. Apparently he's spreading wrongthink again.

TL;DR - He believes healthy 21 year olds and children shouldn't get the shot.

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They're so fucking angry that somebody with a huge audience has the audacity to question the narrative. "Ummmmm, Spotify, you paid 100M for this problematic content? Not a good look, sweaty!" Nothing Joe said is even wrong. One of the best ways to prevent getting the memeflu is to simply live a healthy, active lifestyle. Get some vitamin D, get some exercise, give your body the tools it needs to fight back for itself. Instead, the media, naturally, has been enocuraging people to sit on their asses, inside, ordering Uber eats all year, and calling them heroes for doing it. Get the vaccine if you're old, or chronically ill, and can't do those things, but if you're young and healthy, you don't need it. Funny how they're so quick to rip apart Joe Rogan for saying this, calling him a moron, whatever, but some top dog at Harvard Medical School tweeted the same thing recently, and wouldn't that guy be an expert? Trust the experts, guys, but only if they validate the fear you already decided to feel

 

[Disheveled Human]

It's been a while since I been here. Are the skeptics of covid winning yet?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Post the full thing, it's even dumber
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It's fucking Branch COVIDian Sharia.

You cannot argue to me that these people aren't just religious zealots whose Pope is, by Allah, Fauci.

And so begins the process of othering. All us unvaccinated folks, even if we are not old and/or fatties, will be marked as public health threats. Will we get a special distinguish sown on our clothes to let the rest of the populace know what we are? Or do I go biblical and shout out, "Unclean!" when I'm around others?

The virgin protein shedder vs the chad all natural anti-bodies.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

King County (Seattle) health director talking about rolling back to lockdown

So now that we see there is ZERO link between eager slobbering on big Pharma's mRNA cock and getting your ~freedoms~ back, d'you get it now? What am I saying it's Seattle, of course they won't. Back to the pods, time to find a new goalpost!

 

[Salubrious]

It's been a while since I been here. Are the skeptics of covid winning yet?

If you live in a red or purple state, yes. If you live in a blue state, no.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Nice ... reminds me I'm technically a fat fuck.

Then get out and walk a lot, also be careful what you eat.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

If side effects of the vaccine get that bad it'll just be sold as a necessary cost to have stopped the most deadly virus since death was invented. They will have a booster to keep you alive though! Like PREP, but instead of being a pharma subscription to buggery it's to keep you alive. Imagine that, hundreds of millions of lifelong customers who have to consume your product or die. Why, this is a better grift than the sugar->diabetes grift ever was!

The best part? Nigger cattle will do what nigger cattle do and accept that line of reasoning.

Sounds like a side plot in a Deus Ex game.