Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595

And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Russ​

(the part of the show where Gabriel Kitzman comes out and sings a love song)

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"I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Utah!"

"I grew up in Wyoming."
 
In another universe, Russ appears in one of those viral facebook videos talking about a man with a paralyzed face that nevertheless started a successful sock company and married a girl named Caitlin who was charmed by his gentle wit and positive disposition. He sold millions of socks and dedicates his spare time and money to reaching out to underprivileged kids with disabilities. He also bathes everyday and takes his fucking suits to the tailor and dry cleaner, for fuck's sake.

I love watching train-wrecks but Russ is starting to get boring. Cringe posts and songs just aren't doing it for me anymore. I'll check back periodically for the moment he either gets fucked by the long dick of the law or gets knocked the fuck out when he does something in public to a girl just as her burly boyfriend is coming out of the men's room; just like the end of Leroy Brown. Old Russ looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.
 
Russ' Reddit posts with the most negative comments are ones that haven't even been approved by a moderator yet. Meaning it's people from here following the links from his username.

Stop neghole pozzing, queerdo's.
You realize you're not a mod right? I only ask because you treat this thread like your own little fiefdom, and constantly backseat moderate. Yeah interacting with a cow is retarded, but it's not your place to call people out on it.
 
You realize you're not a mod right? I only ask because you treat this thread like your own little fiefdom, and constantly backseat moderate. Yeah interacting with a cow is retarded, but it's not your place to call people out on it.
Members regularly direct other members to not touch poop. No1curr.
 
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"until producers start to see real talent and change their unsolicited policies" So much for getting over Taylor Swift.

Yeah, the Oscars are and have always been an industry circlejerk, but he's pretending that there haven't been plenty of successful entertainers with disabilities, some much more severe than his. RJ Mitte, the actor who played Walt Jr. in Breaking Bad, really does have cerebral palsy (though not as severe as he portrayed it in the show). Warwick Davis has a form of dwarfism. Russell Harvard, who played Adult HW in There Will Be Blood, a film we know Russ is familiar with, was born deaf. And then there are all the famous entertainers, too many to name, who aren't disabled but are definitely not conventionally attractive. Russ can't bear the ego injury that acknowledging his own lack of talent would inflict, so he has to pretend that he's persecuted by ableist, discriminatory producers, gatekeeping him away from his rightful place among the stars and inside a pop starlet.
 
I hope Skordas hires Svetlana to be his paralegal for Russell’s trial. IF any of Russell plights fail to be NULLified by the mighty Skordas pre trial
She has better academic credentials than Crusty Rusty so I fully support this idea. She might not be a paralegal like he was (however fleetingly), but she did get a BA from American U's Bulgaria outpost in Business Admin & Journalism/Mass Communication. PLUS, she's certified in Adobe (I don't really know what that means but good for her!).
 
Mark Gormley has had millions of views on YouTube, positive writeups from music critics, been featured on multiple TV shows, declined an invitation to appear on Jimmy Kimmel, and has even had Weird Al do a parody of him. That's a level of exposure that Russ could only dream of, and he accomplished that without even trying. But Gormley comes across as earnest and genuine, while everything Russ does is transparently contrived to serve an end goal of getting him his penis sucked. Russ hopes his video "explodes", but that's only because he's written a script in his head where everyone who sees the video thinks, "wow, what a cool studly dude! If Yovanna doesn't fuck him, I'll file the lawsuit myself!" Instead, those Reddit comments are a preview of the kind of reaction he will get.

In a way, Russ is right, his disability does hold him back from getting the attention he deserves. But he should be happy about that.
I've never heard of Mark Gormley before now, but the one song I just looked up "Without You" actually kind of rips. Dude might look goofy as hell, but he has some Chad pipes.
 
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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Cows like Russell Greer are doing this because they think they can just make music videos or whatever and "make it" in the field without really understanding that they have to "earn their chops" in terms of practice, music lessons, being able to network and so forth.
 
I feel bad for the guy singing, The guy has a good voice. Not my cup of tea, but could imagine hearing him on the radio. Guy could have a career but does stupid shit like singing these lyrics with a miss-matched music video that makes no sense. But my god, when you get to his writer's portion of the video; do you remember the fade of high schoolers asking major celebrities to their prom and some accepting?

This had the same feel. Except it's an old man doing it to a 25 year old....for a date. Russ is stuck in a time period where he thinks if he does anything for a women, that women owes him the time of day.
 
Cows like Russell Greer are doing this because they think they can just make music videos or whatever and "make it" in the field without really understanding that they have to "earn their chops" in terms of practice, music lessons, being able to network and so forth.
You can make it in pop without the first two. The problem with this video in particular is more the third one and failing at basic things like keeping the girl you are singing about vague and relatable rather than throwing an autistic over explanation into your release and making it creepy by laser focusing in on "no I really just want to pressure this one chick I don't even know into dating me."
 
Why even go to the About page? Let's see what's on the front page...
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Not only is his website a mess of formatting, but his ad about his new song is completely illegible.

It's like a metaphor for Russell's life: it's vaguely okay, but it's fucked up in ways that can only be the fault of the little gremlin himself.
Hey, at least he made an effort!!!!
"I hate the Oscars because there's no way to make ot about me! I hired a publicist to get my amazing screenplay "October Rising" into the hands of the Cohen brothers, but they ignored my efforts because they HATE the disabled. What the frick!!! I should be famous, NOT THEM! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!"
 
Oh Russ, fuck off you self-pitying, self-absorbed, talentless twat. He's such a whiney, obnoxious cunt.

What's he getting an Oscar for? His Carry On Holocausting script? The Oscars isn't the place for pop mega-stars but I suppose they could change it up, just for him, he deserves it. He could get it for his "music" video, he did mention that it was his first foray into directing and showed instructions for his video scribbled on paper.

Maybe we need a whole new category of Oscar for Pipsqueak. Suggestions?
 
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