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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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In another universe, Russ appears in one of those viral facebook videos talking about a man with a paralyzed face that nevertheless started a successful sock company and married a girl named Caitlin who was charmed by his gentle wit and positive disposition. He sold millions of socks and dedicates his spare time and money to reaching out to underprivileged kids with disabilities. He also bathes everyday and takes his fucking suits to the tailor and dry cleaner, for fuck's sake.
I love watching train-wrecks but Russ is starting to get boring. Cringe posts and songs just aren't doing it for me anymore. I'll check back periodically for the moment he either gets fucked by the long dick of the law or gets knocked the fuck out when he does something in public to a girl just as her burly boyfriend is coming out of the men's room; just like the end of Leroy Brown. Old Russ looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.
I love watching train-wrecks but Russ is starting to get boring. Cringe posts and songs just aren't doing it for me anymore. I'll check back periodically for the moment he either gets fucked by the long dick of the law or gets knocked the fuck out when he does something in public to a girl just as her burly boyfriend is coming out of the men's room; just like the end of Leroy Brown. Old Russ looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone.
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You realize you're not a mod right? I only ask because you treat this thread like your own little fiefdom, and constantly backseat moderate. Yeah interacting with a cow is retarded, but it's not your place to call people out on it.
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Members regularly direct other members to not touch poop. No1curr.
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"until producers start to see real talent and change their unsolicited policies" So much for getting over Taylor Swift.
Yeah, the Oscars are and have always been an industry circlejerk, but he's pretending that there haven't been plenty of successful entertainers with disabilities, some much more severe than his. RJ Mitte, the actor who played Walt Jr. in Breaking Bad, really does have cerebral palsy (though not as severe as he portrayed it in the show). Warwick Davis has a form of dwarfism. Russell Harvard, who played Adult HW in There Will Be Blood, a film we know Russ is familiar with, was born deaf. And then there are all the famous entertainers, too many to name, who aren't disabled but are definitely not conventionally attractive. Russ can't bear the ego injury that acknowledging his own lack of talent would inflict, so he has to pretend that he's persecuted by ableist, discriminatory producers, gatekeeping him away from his rightful place among the stars and inside a pop starlet.
Yeah, the Oscars are and have always been an industry circlejerk, but he's pretending that there haven't been plenty of successful entertainers with disabilities, some much more severe than his. RJ Mitte, the actor who played Walt Jr. in Breaking Bad, really does have cerebral palsy (though not as severe as he portrayed it in the show). Warwick Davis has a form of dwarfism. Russell Harvard, who played Adult HW in There Will Be Blood, a film we know Russ is familiar with, was born deaf. And then there are all the famous entertainers, too many to name, who aren't disabled but are definitely not conventionally attractive. Russ can't bear the ego injury that acknowledging his own lack of talent would inflict, so he has to pretend that he's persecuted by ableist, discriminatory producers, gatekeeping him away from his rightful place among the stars and inside a pop starlet.
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She has better academic credentials than Crusty Rusty so I fully support this idea. She might not be a paralegal like he was (however fleetingly), but she did get a BA from American U's Bulgaria outpost in Business Admin & Journalism/Mass Communication. PLUS, she's certified in Adobe (I don't really know what that means but good for her!).
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'They are failing because the wrong people are famous! I used to love the Oscars as a kid because my mom would always tell me I was special and I'd be there one day, and until that day I continually hope the Oscar fails.'
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Russel's post Karma dropped from 13 to 11, and some more people replied to his song
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I've never heard of Mark Gormley before now, but the one song I just looked up "Without You" actually kind of rips. Dude might look goofy as hell, but he has some Chad pipes.
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Cows like Russell Greer are doing this because they think they can just make music videos or whatever and "make it" in the field without really understanding that they have to "earn their chops" in terms of practice, music lessons, being able to network and so forth.
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Even r/disability's not buying his shit and is calling him out on his toxicity. And I thought he'd find at least one sub of retards to get upvotes in.
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I feel bad for the guy singing, The guy has a good voice. Not my cup of tea, but could imagine hearing him on the radio. Guy could have a career but does stupid shit like singing these lyrics with a miss-matched music video that makes no sense. But my god, when you get to his writer's portion of the video; do you remember the fade of high schoolers asking major celebrities to their prom and some accepting?
This had the same feel. Except it's an old man doing it to a 25 year old....for a date. Russ is stuck in a time period where he thinks if he does anything for a women, that women owes him the time of day.
This had the same feel. Except it's an old man doing it to a 25 year old....for a date. Russ is stuck in a time period where he thinks if he does anything for a women, that women owes him the time of day.
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Probably late, but I notice comments and likes/dislikes are disabled on the video on youtube. Typical Russ.
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You can make it in pop without the first two. The problem with this video in particular is more the third one and failing at basic things like keeping the girl you are singing about vague and relatable rather than throwing an autistic over explanation into your release and making it creepy by laser focusing in on "no I really just want to pressure this one chick I don't even know into dating me."
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Hey, at least he made an effort!!!!
"I hate the Oscars because there's no way to make ot about me! I hired a publicist to get my amazing screenplay "October Rising" into the hands of the Cohen brothers, but they ignored my efforts because they HATE the disabled. What the frick!!! I should be famous, NOT THEM! ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!"
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Spoonman was at least a talented eccentric
This was hard to fucking watch.
This was hard to fucking watch.
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Oh Russ, fuck off you self-pitying, self-absorbed, talentless twat. He's such a whiney, obnoxious cunt.
What's he getting an Oscar for? His Carry On Holocausting script? The Oscars isn't the place for pop mega-stars but I suppose they could change it up, just for him, he deserves it. He could get it for his "music" video, he did mention that it was his first foray into directing and showed instructions for his video scribbled on paper.
Maybe we need a whole new category of Oscar for Pipsqueak. Suggestions?
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I hope he's better at closing his parentheses than he is at closing his mouth.
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Well by today's standards the song itself isn't douche chilling per say.....BUT Jesus Christ SIMP LEVEL IS OVER 9000 at the end. He shouldn't have cock blocked himself as he could have gotten away with the song.