Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
If this creep would have actually written a song about loving yourself and followed up with that exact video, he totally might have gotten a date. Not with some hottie influencer but probably with an actual human woman. Maybe a troon but that's better than he's ever going to get. It at least would have been an token gesture towards atoning for the Taylor Swift stalking. I don't know how you fuck up bad enough to have a facial disfigurement and still remain unpitiable. I have zero sympathy for this guy. What a disgusting human being.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Early in the thread I did a search on one of those "John Review" hooker sites and Russ was on the blacklist in SLC as a "bad customer/time waster".

Not being a hooker and not being able to jump through hoops to verify as one, that was all the info I could see.
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No shocker there, but I'm glad to see it confirmed. Remember when he went to a brothel and only had $$$ and had agreed on $$$$? I bet he does the same thing with illegal escorts. He lowballs them and gets pissy when they won't budge. He also probably tries to violate boundaries and gets pushback, and we all know how he reacts to being denied something he thinks he's owed.
 
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I can't imagine said:
It might be that he has some hang-up about going to an illegal prostitute; the one time we've seen him hitting up someone for it (that dude who posted in the thread earlier), he was really squirrelly when it came to actually doing the deed. Though admittedly the fact that it was a man might've also been a factor there.
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I think underneath it all Pipsqueak is afraid of getting caught and having his name posted in the papers or maybe catching an STD. That's why he goes to brothels where it's legal and the girls are clean.

Otherwise there's no reason why he couldn't hire a hooker wherever he was and just make sure to double bag it.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
I think underneath it all Pipsqueak is afraid of getting caught and having his name posted in the papers or maybe catching an STD. That's why he goes to brothels where it's legal and the girls are clean.

Otherwise there's no reason why he couldn't hire a hooker wherever he was and just make sure to double bag it.
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Yeah, I think you're right. He's really invested in his Nice Guy image and having "good values" and getting popped for solicitation would run counter to that. He has hired illegal escorts at least once, but the one he hired took one look at him and proceeded to order large quantities of alcohol on Russ's dime and he didn't have enough left for sex. Naturally he bitched about it. I wish we could read the review of him. I bet we're right about how he acts towards women he considers beneath him.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Honestly Bieber is just a dime-a-dozen boy band singer. He's not talented on the level of an opera singer like Luciano Pavarotti, but he never claims to be, and he's not ear-wrenchingly bad - just very generic, and probably not much more talented than some amateur singer who performs for his church or something.

Some of the "hate" is unwarranted, especially if it's just incels or weirdos like Russ and co who are just made they aren't getting the pussy that he does or that whatever shitty music they make or listen to (e.x. shit-metal) isn't topping the charts..
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I'm old enough to remember the unforgivably obnoxious trend where you could visit absolutely any music video on youtube and there would be a comment stating either "x amount of Bieber fans disliked this" or "Better than Justin Bieber." It didn't matter what genre, famous or obscure, these shitheads found there way to every single music-related video on Earth. Fuck them. I would take Bieber over that bullshit any day of the week.
 
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Chungus said:
Russell's "Yo Yovanna" video dropped and it is incredibly cringe. Decent production value, he must have spent a decent amount of money on this shit. That is...at least it's decent until it gets to his "special message" which is him talking about his disability and asking out Yovanna. New lawsuit when?

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he took a well made video and killed his whole case for acceptance by revealing just how much of a fucking creeper he is.
 
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SamTheEagle said:
I don't know anything about organized crime outside of entertainment, but would they even want anything to do with him? I don't think the mob would gain anything from him except a laugh.
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Nope. At face value, he is an unattractive, unkempt, unintelligible man without friend or family in Las Vegas, and his employment is only X months old. Where do you go to get your money if he doesn’t come through? He’s got no one.

I actually don’t even think Russ will put that much effort into gambling. He is aware of the other houses opening up further away in NV, so I’m sure he’s just dripping with anticipation of his first visit to the Ranch or whatever as a True and Honest Las Vegas resident.

That’s gonna cost money, and he’s been spending like a drunken sailor all year. Moving from Utah to Vegas, the costs that pile up with any move, the band he had to pay and the studio rental time...that’s not even factoring in the video or his “co-producer” who is most likely the actual one with a modicum of knowledge (and therefore not super cheap).

There’s no way he has the disposable income to afford all that - it was stimulus money all the way, and that’s long gone. Should Russ be unable to book a date because he’s a little light on funds, I have to imagine the chimpout would be glorious. He’d have to blame anyone but himself.

EDIT: re: Russ being afraid to catch an STD - nah, he wanted to have unprotected sex with the male sex worker who was kind enough to join us here and give us the scoop.
 
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I can't imagine said:
It might be that he has some hang-up about going to an illegal prostitute; the one time we've seen him hitting up someone for it (that dude who posted in the thread earlier), he was really squirrelly when it came to actually doing the deed. Though admittedly the fact that it was a man might've also been a factor there.
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He also gave a guy a handy for a lift to one of the legal brothels, and that wasn't exactly (technically) legal either since it was a sex act performed in exchange for compensation. You might still be right though. Dude's got no problem breaking some laws (stalking, harassment, etc.) but avoids alcohol like the plague. His moral compass seems twisted in four dimensions.

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Nick Rekieta will be covering Russell on tonight's stream!
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Has he ever been right about anything he talks about on his streams?
 
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But I thought the state was controlling your destiny.

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Fuck’s sake Russ, it’s “I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.” He can’t even quote Invictus correctly.

I can’t wait for Russ to try and sue the female casino workers who comp him drinks for sitting at the slots for four hours straight. They made REPRESENTATIONS about their personal interests in Russ!

But really, honestly, he WOULD imagine women are bringing him free drinks because they’re trying to get his phone number.
 
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