Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CWCissey]

I had a bit of cultural shock because I never saw a single Messican restaurant--and my Ameicunt dumb ass LOVES Tex Mex (It's our junk food).

I remember BarBurrito being really good (it's been a while) but I'm not sure they're widespread. You may have to go to real England and venture northways.

Chiquitos isn't that bad either.

 

[The Great Citracett]

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But I thought the state was controlling your destiny.

And your penis.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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But I thought the state was controlling your destiny.

And your penis.

He's on a narcissistic high after dropping his video. I'm sure he thinks Yovanna's going to call him up and beg him to let her come fuck him just as soon as she sees it. When that doesn't happen, he's gonna turn on her and rant about how she hates the disabled.

 

[TurdFondler]

More than anything I want Russ to somehow get his screenplay produced. I wish he'd crowd fund it or something.

If his music video is this good, just imagine a whole movie!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if he used some of the footage from the Yo, Yovanna for his Holocaust rom-com.

 

[Constellationzero]

Totally him.

He's complaining of someone coming from a different sub (r/NiceGuys) to shit on him, but according to his court case, all his haters are only ever coming from here.

Silly Pipsqueak.

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Fantastic. More concrete evidence (excuse me--exhibits) that Skordas can use to dickslap the greasy gourd in court. So which is it, Oslurpy? Kiwi Orchards is responsible for 100% of any and all comments and reactions against him, or nah?

And what if they fucking DID listen to the song? They still have an opinion, you greasy numpty. Russell is like the HAES freaks "HURRR DURRR, Are you a doctor?" What if they DID have an MD? Then "HURRR DURRR Are you my doctor?"
Would it fuckin' matter? If they were, you'd just go over to Tumblr and failbook to bitch that they don't know anything.

 

[Spergerella]

Haaaaaa the apartment set probably doubles as a camming studio

 

[Bridgeburner]

So, what's next in nool lolsuit saga? Are we waiting for Skordas's response to Russ's injuction (or whatever it was) or are we waiting for a ruling and when's that going to happen?

 

[Cliff Booth]

lmao I can't believe he made a transparently obvious alt to respond to the valid criticism. Why not just reply with the original account? Maybe he actually is mentally retarded in addition to his physical disability.

 

[Pee Cola]

It is with great dismay and shame that I have to tell you this: I had "yo yovanna" stuck in my head for the past day or so.

Same. The mole rat wrote an ear worm.

I feel you guys. It's also stuck in my head as well.

Help me.

Me too. The musicians and singer should get an award for turning a shit song into something painfully catchy. Russ deserves no credit for how it sounds.

Admittedly I've got yo, Yovanna stuck in my head too. When I'm not paying attention I catch myself singing I don't get you Taylor Swift.

It's literally just the "Yo, Yovanna" part stuck for me, no other lyrics. 2 nights ago I mumbled "Yo, Monana" to my dog (word play on her name) and my SO looked at me with both disdain and amusement since they now know the song too. I shrugged and felt much shame lol

So it's not just me. Misery loves company, I guess. Even changing the chorus to "Yo, Yovanna! Come suck my banana" hasn't really done anything other than further embed this earworm.

 

[Bridgeburner]

lmao I can't believe he made a transparently obvious alt to respond to the valid criticism. Why not just reply with the original account? Maybe he actually is mentally retarded in addition to his physical disability.

Because he dreams of a moment where anyone realizes how awesome he is and jumps in to defend him. Which will never happen, of course, but he likes to play out that fantasy online. Same how he portrays himself as a 5'8" legal professional etc.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

lmao I can't believe he made a transparently obvious alt to respond to the valid criticism. Why not just reply with the original account? Maybe he actually is mentally retarded in addition to his physical disability.

not_russell_greer_xx69xx: this song slaps, you just hate it because the artist is disabled. Yovanna would be crazy not to recognize his efforts!

#disabled #disabledartist #didimentioniwasdisabled

 

[Constellationzero]

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But I thought the state was controlling your destiny.

And your penis.

I see we're going with the Spuds Turkol school of re-branding. That's a bold move, Pipsqueak. Let's see how that plays out.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

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But I thought the state was controlling your destiny.

And your penis.

Lmao why can't everyone just forget about my past. Threating to kill people at my school, stalking Erika, and suing popstars for dates among many other things is just misunderstood. But don't worry I wont let my actions get in the way I'm gonna be a famous song writer you'll all see. Jesus tapdancing Christ Russ. The only reason you want people to forget about all that stuff is because you think it's keeping you from all the pussy you can handle, and it makes it harder to manipulate people when your past is on full display. You don't get to decide that your actions don't have consequences. You're still the same angry, limp dicked, retard you were in high school and no amount songs or life changing dm's will change that.

So it's not just me. Misery loves company, I guess. Even changing the chorus to "Yo, Yovanna! Come suck my banana" hasn't really done anything other than further embed this earworm.

Fuck, it was out of my head and now its back.

 

[Pee Cola]

mexican restaurants in europe are much more rare than in america, and they're usually not fastfood or takeout like in the states but actual restaurants.
its considered a very exotic cuisine here, on a similar level as thai or japanese or indian.

Meanwhile in Australia, most Mexican places are chains on a par with Taco Bell and the few slightly fancier Mexican restaurants here aren't much better than the chains. As for Japanese cuisine, it's either super formal (complete with taking your shoes off at the front door and sitting on the floor) or super casual. There are sushi bars inside supermarkets over here.

This another example of what happens when you give a lolcow stimulus money. They spend it on stupid stuff. Russ Greer spends it to make a low rent music video for his crappy song. Lucas Werner spends it on weed, prime rib and a stay at the Motel 6. A fool and their money are soon parted.

At least in Werner's case, the money goes back into his local economy instead of being sent offshore. Gotta give him props for that.

The only Eastern European country that really approaches Africa level shithole is Moldova, and even that's still better than most. Romania gets pretty close though, but that's because it's full of Romanians.

My test as to whether or not a country is a shithole (especially Eastern European countries) is by counting up the number of videos bald and bankrupt has made about it.

 

[Pizza Time]

I've seen Russell on the front page several times and seeing his picture in the OP was always disgusting, but actually hearing and seeing him speak is even more horrifying.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And when he does so, it's entertaining, so I suppose you could say he's good at entertaining people, just not how he wants to.

He doesn't want to entertain people, though. He wants people (mainly beautiful women) to worship and adore him. This is simply a means to an end. Remember what he said about the Oscars? They sucked because the wrong people are famous.

I'd respect Crusty Rusty a lot more if he were honest about his songs. Seriously, if he dropped the whole "it's a gift" and "you inspired me" thing and was brutally upfront that it was about wanting to nail hot girls it would still be creepy and gross, but at least it wouldn't be a lie. Millions of horny songs have been written, are being written right now, and will be written in the future. Own that shit.

The truly pathetic part about all of this is that, if Russell did make songs about body positivity and genuinely promoted body positivity, he'd likely get what he was looking for- money, some influence, fame, and maybe even a trophy wife. But his ego simply will not allow him to think of anyone but himself.

 

[BigTed]

where are we at here on the RussCycle? I feel like he's being very optimistic. Still spamming, I mean marketing, with two reddit accounts. He's double downed his failures on trolls and bullies, how much longer can that go, before a meltdown?

 

[Pee Cola]

The truly pathetic part about all of this is that, if Russell did make songs about body positivity and genuinely promoted body positivity, he'd likely get what he was looking for- money, some influence, fame, and maybe even a trophy wife. But his ego simply will not allow him to think of anyone but himself.

In the universe where Russhole manages to acquire all of this, he'd probably still moan about "MuH dIsAbIlItY" because he isn't successful enough.

 

[TurdFondler]

The truly pathetic part about all of this is that, if Russell did make songs about body positivity and genuinely promoted body positivity, he'd likely get what he was looking for- money, some influence, fame, and maybe even a trophy wife. But his ego simply will not allow him to think of anyone but himself.

It would still be a longshot for him to find a trophy wife, influence and fame were he to go that route. Very few people do.

If he did anything genuinely he might actually find happiness, fulfillment and a meaning to his unfortunate existence. If he played music just for the sheer enjoyment of it he'd be better off as a person. Someone who composed and played their own music without ever performing for an audience would have lead a much better, happier life than the bitter husk that is Russell.