Stuff that makes you feel old

I was training a new person at work a few years back and told her to save the document by pressing the floppy disk icon.
She turned to face me, worry painted on her face - "What's a floppy disk icon?"

THANKS, KID. Let's not even get into punched cards...
 
There was a time where you needed graphics cards to play stuff like Quake and Starcraft at full speed.
I know I needed one back in the day. It ended up setting up a rather infamous trend. And now graphics cards are expensive as fuck thanks to crypto miners.
>I was a day-one purchaser of a ‘3D Blaster’ graphics card, from the makers of ‘Sound Blaster’ sound cards
>I remember buying Wing Commander and shelling out an extra twenty bucks for the ‘voice pack’
 
The first role-playing game I ever had was the 'red box' Basic Dungeons and Dragons, that came with the shittiest cheap blue plastic dice (and a crayon to color in the dice numbers) but the awesome Larry Elmore 'barbarian vs red dragon' artwork on the cover.
A year or so later it turned up in 'E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial'.

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Fucking METAL, amirite?

My earliest memory was my father, the Vietnam veteran, getting angry at the grainy grey footage of the fall of Saigon.
I was born during one of the last manned moonshots.
I remember the introduction of unleaded gas.
I remember when muslims were the rest of the world's problem because there were basically none of them here.
I remember treating nonwhites with respect and having it returned.
I remember TV being four channels with no reality garbage and the flag and national anthem at the end of the broadcast day.
I remember watching Gordon on Sesame Street and thinking eh was a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
I remember McDonalds in styrofoam clamshell boxes.
I remember the daily news reports of the utter carnage of bodycounts in the Iran-Iraq war.
I remember the 'global cooling' and 'peak oil' panics of the late 70's.
Fuck I'm old.


Ahahahahahahaaaaaa fuck off you were born in '92 or '93 right? You ain't fucking old, son.
I was dialling into BBS'es with a phone-cradle modem before you were born, you fag.
When I was in grad school a decade or so ago, I was the only person who remembered the Berlin wall coming down. That hit me right in the feels that those fucking kids (who were all in their 20s by that point) had no idea what a world changing historical event that was.

BBSes were the shit. I still play Legend of the Red Dragon on a server that someone has adapted for the modern era.

And man, do I ever miss when the TV had enough goddamned dignity to turn itself off at night with a waving American flag and the national anthem, and then the color bar test pattern with that annoying ass sound until 6AM or so.
I'm a filthy zoomer relative to all of you, christ; fond childhood memories to me are the early days of Roblox and Black Ops Zombies. I was around 9-10 at the time.

I have to say that my impression of this site's median age was nowhere near what this thread reflects. Never would've anticipated that any given internet forum was primarily populated by 30-50 year old men, especially one of this nature.

And yeah, I was born shortly after 9/11 and never witnessed a world before it. While I do understand the ramifications to an extent - especially in the realm of how it ramped up U.S interventionism - I figure that I'll never quite have a grasp of just how insidious and persisent its effects were on modern culture comparable to that of anyone who was an adult in the world that preceded it.
I kind of feel bad that people in your generation didn't have a chance to know what an awesome time it was in those all too brief years between the collapse of the USSR and 9/11. The economy was awesome, the music was great, and it felt like there was no reason for anything but optimism in the future. Also, smartphones weren't a thing, which was fucking tits.

Taking off the rose-colored glasses, by that point the industrial base of the US was rapidly being hollowed out and outsourced, the seeds were being planted for what would today evolve into big tech, and healthcare and education costs were escalating to a ridiculous degree, which is a trend that has only continued unabated.

Still, in the balance, I'd love to go back to the 90s. The world didn't suck nearly as bad then as it does now.
There was a time where you needed graphics cards to play stuff like Quake and Starcraft at full speed.
I know I needed one back in the day. It ended up setting up a rather infamous trend. And now graphics cards are expensive as fuck thanks to crypto miners.
HA! So much for the PC Master Race... I just wish you could buy a new car that's 100% mechanical and doesn't have or need any fucking computer chips.
 
I used to play and create grand strategy war games for me and my buddies to play over the weekends during my high school years. A few of my relatives always thought they were cool on the rare occasions they got to see them and asked if I'd be willing to break out the game for them to try once COVID died down. I still own the pieces and the map and everything, so I figured, why not right? Opened up the files last week to make sure they still made sense and maybe fix some grammar errors and stuff.

Date created on them was April 2011. My wargame is ten years old now. Next summer it'll be ten years since I graduated too. It occurs to me I've never felt a whole decade pass like that in my life, I was too young to have noticed it earlier.
 
I'm watching movies and shows from physical media, like DVDs. Playing God of War 2. The realisation that this generation of consoles will be my last since everything is streamed now. And some extra stuff, but that applies only to my shitty europoor country.
 
I miss arcades, playgrounds, and going to the mall. Biking around a safe neighborhood without a care in the world. Back in the before times (late 80s) other kids would also be out and about looking for shit to do. Later generations stayed inside or went everywhere with their parents.

Mine was the last generation where 99% of parents would say "go outside, be home before dark". It was easier to make friends because there were literally roving bands of bored children of all ages out and about looking to pass the time. Playgrounds were full and on the rare occasion a parent was there how embarrassing for that kid, arcades were full, malls were full. We made up all kinds of stupid games, endless tag and running around. There was hope still.

I miss wandering around the local mom & pop video store on a Friday night arguing with the family on what to rent. I miss VHS tapes and those giant vhs camcorders that most families drug along on vacations. I miss bbq'ing in the park, or at a neighborhood block party. Yep, neighbors used to know each other and hang out.

Things weren't so doom and gloom. Politics still had some semblance of compromise, and for the most part didn't affect much of daily life.

I miss nintendo, genesis, SNES, and the burgeoning PC gaming space. I always wanted a NEOGEO but holy fuck were those expensive. I keep meaning to put together an emulation box just for NEOGEO, maybe this summer. Mind blowing how far emulation has come, not everything about the future sux :)

Water parks and amusement parks back then weren't so insane about safety. They were infinitely more fun because of it. Movies didn't suck and you could see a matinée showing for under $5.

Food was objectively better back then. Food science hadn't yet replaced wholesome ingredients, and inflation pressures hadn't caused a race to the bottom for food quality, and no globohomo international markets meant most ingredients were local. I remember taco bell in the early 80s if you got there too early before lunch you'd see them in the back cutting tomatoes, shredding cheese, frying up the meat and beans, frying the taco shells. Yeah, like actual cooking at a fast food place! Don't get me started on the prices, so cheap!

edit: I completely forgot that I miss everyone being a normal weight. No obesity crisis. Ppl were all basically hotter because fatasses were still pretty rare. Although I do benefit from it now, my peers think I'm ten years younger than I am just because I haven't ballooned out. I'd rather look my age and not be in fat clown world though. /edit

Society as a whole was more respectful to each other. People said faggot and nigger like they were just rude words, not vocab bombs that meant you deserved death for uttering them. People dressed nicer. Society was more white, at least outside of the cities where I grew up. People weren't ashamed of being white, and being proud of western culture was normal.

Even back in the 90s I had a sense the liberals were winning and taking over, but I had no idea how quickly it would fall. Their iron grip on academia, schools becoming blatant indoctrination mills, all levels of government and the bureaucracies, media, banks, and now big tech is fucking breathtaking. We can all feel that things are about to get bad. Real fucking bad. 2nd Amendment is all that's left of our freedoms, and it's crumbling before our eyes with red flag laws.

I hope the late 2020's aren't too violent, and by the 2030's we reverse course and things start to get better again. Or if not at least let death be quick, and let me take a few of those fucks with me on my way out. Most of you were born too late to know what's been stolen from us.
 
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I'm a zoomer, but I still get to feel a tiny bit old whenever I think about:
  • Having dialup when I was a young child. It fucking sucked when I was younger but now it's just a thing to laugh at.
  • AOL Web Browser, AIM Chatroom, all these archaic ways of surfing the web.
  • VHS tapes and Blockbuster instead of Blu-Ray and Netflix
  • Playing Neopets before Viacom sunk its greedy claws into it and turned it into a soulless husk
  • YouTube with the 5-star system and none of the faggot influencers that plague the website today - just good ol' fashioned videos
  • To expand upon the previous: Numa Numa, Caramelldansen, Hamster Dance, Cotton Eye Joe, Barbie Girl, Eiffel 65 - basically any popular meme song from before 2010
  • Getting shareware games from fucking CDs - no Steam, no itch.io, just a bunch of CDs stuffed with 100 or 1000 great games.
  • Not having depression / having a sense of optimism and whimsy.
  • Not having to worry about politics and cancel culture, just enjoying life.
 
Having dialup
We had a few poor sods that tried to seed their best with a dialup on what.cd. We literally gifted them credits once in a while because they lived in some 18th century shithole and couldn't get better internet.

Sad to see the private tracker community now being just a bunch of schizoid arrogant elitists with autistic rules and hard economies.
 
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For the last couple of years people have cried hysterically over Donald Trump excluding trannies from the military, even over here, and how that is a sign of the end times and it is giving teens PTSD. I remember growing up with the god damn doomsday clock counting down to global nuclear annihilation.
 
I miss arcades, playgrounds, and going to the mall. Biking around a safe neighborhood without a care in the world. Back in the before times (late 80s) other kids would also be out and about looking for shit to do. Later generations stayed inside or went everywhere with their parents.

Mine was the last generation where 99% of parents would say "go outside, be home before dark". It was easier to make friends because there were literally roving bands of bored children of all ages out and about looking to pass the time. Playgrounds were full and on the rare occasion a parent was there how embarrassing for that kid, arcades were full, malls were full. We made up all kinds of stupid games, endless tag and running around. There was hope still.

I miss wandering around the local mom & pop video store on a Friday night arguing with the family on what to rent. I miss VHS tapes and those giant vhs camcorders that most families drug along on vacations. I miss bbq'ing in the park, or at a neighborhood block party. Yep, neighbors used to know each other and hang out.
When I was a kid, the rule always was "get home when the street lights come on". And even then, you had a good half-hour of leeway until you got your ass beat for being out too late. Besides, in the Summer, the street lights didn't come on until like 10:00 PM. I would ride up to the little store about a mile and a half from home when I was 7 years old, and buy actual penny candy, because our currency hadn't been debased to shit yet at that point.

I don't live in the US anymore, but one thing I've noticed when I go back to visit is that you never see kids out riding bikes and fucking around by themselves and just, y'know, being kids. I have friends and family all over the country, and I NEVER see kids out and about just doing their thing like they used to... I don't know when exactly this cultural shift happened where you couldn't let a kid go outside and be with his or her peers by themselves for basically all day aside from lunch and dinner, but it's fucking gay as fuck, and probably explains a lot about why today's young adults are such a bunch of raging pussies (sorry Zoomers).

Also, when I was young, people used to just interact in person way more than they do now. When someone got a new car, all of the neighbors would come over and just kind of gawk over it. People went to church, or social clubs like Kiwanis or the Jaycees or whatever, nobody does that kind of stuff now. You'd talk to people that you really didn't like that much because that was the neighborly thing to do. You were in contact with people who didn't agree with all of your personal beliefs all the time. Politics wasn't a fucking bloodsport, everyone more or less got along,

I hate to say it, but I think that was a better world, and I have my doubts as to whether a world like that can ever exist again.
 
When I read other users talk about how great the aughts were (lol), and then I realize I'm old enough to be these posters dad.

Birthdays stop being fun after about age 25 just so the younger crowd here is prepared for it. Life starts to move faster, and then you realize how short life really is, and all the Funko pops you buy you can't take with you so don't let life be all about material possessions.
 
The fact someone could list all the current big pop stars to me and I wouldn't recognize a single one. I used to at least listen to the radio and therefore pick up a couple but for the past 10 years or so I've been entirely out of the loop and not missing out on a single thing. How I survive without their repetitive, soulless music and petty twitter fights, I just don't know...

Television, music, films, even adverts, everything seems to have far less nuance involved, everything's dumbed down. You see it in remakes a lot, it's like the people remaking it just don't get what makes the original work. It's all so surface level.

People in general seem a whole lot angrier these days too. I'd make fun of people for being thin-skinned but I've felt it affecting myself as of late. It's a very strange thing.
 
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