Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Narr Then]

Getting rid of the big metal clinking bins was a seriously hard sell when the push for coinless machines was just getting started.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That trademark clink-clink-clink sound those metal bins make isn't an accident. They're deliberately made (from the shape all the way down to the metallurgy) to be as loud and distinctive as possible, making the sound easy to hear and pick out over all the other noises in the casino. The casinos want people to hear slot machines paying out winnings. It encourages them to start playing, hoping to hear that same sound from their chosen machine.

They do even crazier shit like scenting the air and laying down those god-awful patterns on the carpeting all in the name of luring more people in to gamble and stay at it longer.


I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the weather out there in August.

Grease lvl 5000

Casinos are even specifically designed to keep gamblers inside. They rarely have windows, so the changing light outside won't key in what time of day it is. The interior layout is specifically designed to get people lost and lead them back to the gaming areas. There is almost never any clocks visible from the casino floors, again so players will lose track of time. There's actually a LOT of psychology and science that goes into running casinos.

If they do it with supermarkets they're definitely going to invest in that psychological shit in places like casinos. The money they spend on it will be absolute peanuts compared to the return, for both types of establishment.

 

[Shovel Mick]

Russell would actually be quite good at poker. His facial deformity would come in handy for the first time ever because he wouldn’t give off any tells. If he’s sitting on pocket aces or kings, all he’d have to do is blankly stare at the pot while his opponents tried to ratiocinate what he might be holding.

unfortunately poker is a game of skill and math and I’m not convinced Russ can do either of those things.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Is he surprised that its sweltering hot after moving to the fucking desert?

He probably expected God to cool down Nevada when Russell moved there, it's the least he could do for giving Russ a melting-plastic face

I’m not on the Pipsqueak is autistic bandwagon, but this literalism is indicative of it. The fact is, he just fucks up all sayings and all memes because he’s really that stupid.


There is everyone just repeating what’s said on the farms I guess. That Amazon review, it’s really kind for a two star comment. Now take your average listener who is going to be thinking the same thing and have them aware of his stalking, rapey ways. People are not going to be so kind then. That’ll be our fault too.

Cheryl's review is great, it politely explains just some of the many, many problems with Russ's song.
Which is good because it will just help show the world you can constructively criticize Russ's creations and he will still ignore them or become belligerent over them.
This is a fair review coming off Amazon but Russ will still find a way to tie it to us as trying to #cancel him.

 

[AnOminous]

Russell would actually be quite good at poker. His facial deformity would come in handy for the first time ever because he wouldn’t give off any tells. If he’s sitting on pocket aces or kings, all he’d have to do is blankly stare at the pot while his opponents tried to ratiocinate what he might be holding.

unfortunately poker is a game of skill and math and I’m not convinced Russ can do either of those things.

No, he'd decide early on he already knew everything and make horrible plays, probably play every other hand, and be obviously a fish. Then he would complain about his "bad luck" endlessly. He also makes up for lack of facial expression by weird body language that tells you when he's agitated.

 

[The Dude]

Russell would actually be quite good at poker. His facial deformity would come in handy for the first time ever because he wouldn’t give off any tells. If he’s sitting on pocket aces or kings, all he’d have to do is blankly stare at the pot while his opponents tried to ratiocinate what he might be holding.

unfortunately poker is a game of skill and math and I’m not convinced Russ can do either of those things.

We've discussed this several times because "Durr hurr Russ has the perfect poker face!" is an old as fuck joke here. One's face is only a minor contributing factor to a poker player's tells. Russ is a twitchy, squirrelly, nervous little hobgoblin and has poor control over his emotions and body language. A skilled and seasoned poker player would pick up on so many of his other tells and cues that his dead face wouldn't matter. Everything from the way Russ sits in his chair, to his breathing, how he holds his cards, the way he arranges his chips, the amounts he bets when he's got a good hand vs. a bad hand, his sweating, where he's looking, touching his face, the way he leans...they are all tells that would clue any skilled poker player into the way Russ plays and what his hand is. Russ would be a terrible poker player for any number of reasons and his tells would be easy to read. His "poker face" would offer no benefit to him.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Aha! Cheryl is my Doppelgänger!!

This is exactly the reason for that weird line "for having all the colors that flank you." He went through the alphabet in his head until he thought of a word that rhymes with "thank."

Amazon review:
“I want to thank you for having all the colors that flank you” feels like it was written that way because “flank” is the only word he could think of that rhymes with “thank.”

 

[theshep]

I've gotta admit something. The song is an earworm and 'Yo, Yovanna, do you know that you're hot like a sauna' and 'I wanna thank you, I wanna thank you' has been in my head for days.

I'm almost ready to stick a skewer into my head to make it stop.

 

[ScooterL]

“I want to thank you for having all the colors that flank you” feels like it was written that way because “flank” is the only word he could think of that rhymes with “thank.”

Can't believe he passed on wank, spank, yank, dank and shank.

 

[The Dude]

I've gotta admit something. The song is an earworm and 'Yo, Yovanna, do you know that you're hot like a sauna' and 'I wanna thank you, I wanna thank you' has been in my head for days.

I'm almost ready to stick a skewer into my head to make it stop.

I guess I'm lucky, because I watched the music video once and can barely remember anything about the song. Then again, I listen to music that's actually good and not the absolute shit they pass off as "pop" these days. Or the wannabe shit pop like Russhole writes. I watched the video then put on some Motöthead.

 

[Narr Then]

I guess I'm lucky, because I watched the music video once and can barely remember anything about the song. Then again, I listen to music that's actually good and not the absolute shit they pass off as "pop" these days. Or the wannabe shit pop like Russhole writes. I watched the video then put on some Motöthead.

See, my musical taste has always been more of the Motorhead persuasion, but I've had that bastard song in my head for days as well. I wouldn't mind but I skipped the majority of it.

Gonna see if some Sleaford Mods can finally drive it out.

 

[AnOminous]

I watched the video then put on some Motöthead.

Good palate cleanser. I listened to it once and it was meh and I don't even remember what it sounds like.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Getting rid of the big metal clinking bins was a seriously hard sell when the push for coinless machines was just getting started.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That trademark clink-clink-clink sound those metal bins make isn't an accident. They're deliberately made (from the shape all the way down to the metallurgy) to be as loud and distinctive as possible, making the sound easy to hear and pick out over all the other noises in the casino. The casinos want people to hear slot machines paying out winnings. It encourages them to start playing, hoping to hear that same sound from their chosen machine.

They do even crazier shit like scenting the air and laying down those god-awful patterns on the carpeting all in the name of luring more people in to gamble and stay at it longer.


I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the weather out there in August.

I'd just assumed it was so noisy and bright to keep the card-counting autistics out.

 

[Cilleystring]

Yeah he's average enough not to be considered a retard but not smart enough to realize how stupid he actually is.

It's unfortunate that he was coddled throughout his childhood due to his deformity that he thinks he's handsome and smart and more than capable of living the life of a famous songwriter.

Unfortunate for him and any woman who catches his eye. Fortunate for us since he has provided us with countless laughs over the years.

Sounds too much like Pokemon, which would be tragic when talking about sex.

"Gotta catch 'em all! And then get some penicillin!"

"gotta catch em all" is basically Russell' s attitude towards hot girls for his Mile High Neon.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That's actually pretty interesting. I assume people report the key of C being the most "feel-good" since it is the most frequently used key and it's a matter of exposure and familiarity. I suppose it also helps having your machines play in the same key to reduce dissonance overlap as well.

 

[The Dude]

Unfortunate for him and any woman who catches his eye. Fortunate for us since he has provided us with countless laughs over the years.

"gotta catch em all" is basically Russell' s attitude towards hot girls for his Mile High Neon.

That's actually pretty interesting. I assume people report the key of C being the most "feel-good" since it is the most frequently used key and it's a matter of exposure and familiarity. I suppose it also helps having your machines play in the same key to reduce dissonance overlap as well.

"It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why."

 

[DumbDude42]

Getting rid of the big metal clinking bins was a seriously hard sell when the push for coinless machines was just getting started.

Casinos have spent an absurd amount of time and money over the years studying every aspect of gambling psychology and how slot machines can best exploit it. All the various beeps, dings and melodies emitted by the older style (non-video) machines were almost always in the key of C (and that's still fairly common on new machines unless they're playing licensed music) because they learned that people found that key to be the most calming and "feel-good" for players.

That trademark clink-clink-clink sound those metal bins make isn't an accident. They're deliberately made (from the shape all the way down to the metallurgy) to be as loud and distinctive as possible, making the sound easy to hear and pick out over all the other noises in the casino. The casinos want people to hear slot machines paying out winnings. It encourages them to start playing, hoping to hear that same sound from their chosen machine.

They do even crazier shit like scenting the air and laying down those god-awful patterns on the carpeting all in the name of luring more people in to gamble and stay at it longer.


I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the weather out there in August.

Casinos are even specifically designed to keep gamblers inside. They rarely have windows, so the changing light outside won't key in what time of day it is. The interior layout is specifically designed to get people lost and lead them back to the gaming areas. There is almost never any clocks visible from the casino floors, again so players will lose track of time. There's actually a LOT of psychology and science that goes into running casinos.

the more i read about this shit the more i am convinced that banning gambling is the right position
these psych manipulation tactics are just as ruthless and exploitative as drug pushers taking advantage of junkies

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Hoping someone more talented than me does one of those slowed down, minor key covers like they use for movie trailers. This song deserves an appropriately creepy version.

I gave it a bash with some NIN samples and creepy effects. Here is Trent Russnor (feat. Hongourable Madisha): Yo, Yovanna!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I gave it a bash with some NIN samples and creepy effects. Here is Trent Russnor (feat. Hongourable Madisha): Yo, Yovanna!

That was legit unsettling. Moreso than anything Russ-related usually is.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

We've discussed this several times because "Durr hurr Russ has the perfect poker face!" is an old as fuck joke here. One's face is only a minor contributing factor to a poker player's tells. Russ is a twitchy, squirrelly, nervous little hobgoblin and has poor control over his emotions and body language. A skilled and seasoned poker player would pick up on so many of his other tells and cues that his dead face wouldn't matter. Everything from the way Russ sits in his chair, to his breathing, how he holds his cards, the way he arranges his chips, the amounts he bets when he's got a good hand vs. a bad hand, his sweating, where he's looking, touching his face, the way he leans...they are all tells that would clue any skilled poker player into the way Russ plays and what his hand is. Russ would be a terrible poker player for any number of reasons and his tells would be easy to read. His "poker face" would offer no benefit to him.

He'd be asked to leave the table pretty quickly after repeatedly splashing the pot. With saliva.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

That was legit unsettling. Moreso than anything Russ-related usually is.

Thanks! I made an effort (to make it scary) so lick me my pussy.