Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%

  • Total voters
    641
I know Derich is retarded, but how retarded must you be to not know Phil's schedule? He posts it on twitter, He says it multiple times a day. Maybe Derich missed it while watching Luna Mills drink piss while sticking a candlestick up her asshole. Common mistake.
Considering his response to a bitch saying she loved some guy's piss in her anus or whatever is "oh wow you liked his piss in your anus?" I think he just likes asking dumb questions so he can be answered and thus given attention.
 
Phil's love of Snap makes sense. It plays into his desire for absolute simplicity in his games, an inability to really fail, and it feeds his wild autism about watching woodland creatures frolic.

Derich's love of this game is disturbing when you consider that he loves watching this, but probably has some raunchy porn and several porn star twitter accounts open in the tabs next to Phil on his browser. I wonder what will happen once Derich ends up on the sex offender list - will Phil just pretend he never existed? All the Derich memes stuffed into a drawer next to the silver chain...
Well Surly, you're probably not wrong considering what he was tweeting about just 5 hours ago
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Do we have any evidence that Derish views these porn scenes as sexual?

What if he is actually retarded to where it isn't even arousing, just another video to watch and another person to get attention from.
He talks about porn the exact same way he talks about everything else. His Tweets don't really seem to contain a lustful subtext.
 
Nothing like "oh that's hot" or really anything that most porn weirdos would post.

I don't think he actually understands what he's watching.
I mean I know that there are men that exist with low sex drives for various reasons such as being older, medication or a lack of testosterone, but I would find it extremely hard to believe that even though he actually doesn't watch a majority of the scenes he tweets out at pornstars and the majority of the tweets mostly consist of shout outs to them, he would probably get a little turned on watching his favourite pornstar (s?) go at in a porno clip.

I mean that's one of the main characteristics of a coomer.
 
I mean I know that there are men that exist with low sex drives for various reasons such as being older, medication or a lack of testosterone, but I would find it extremely hard to believe that even though he actually doesn't watch a majority of the scenes he tweets out at pornstars and the majority of the tweets mostly consist of shout outs to them, he would probably get a little turned on watching his favourite pornstar (s?) go at in a porno clip.

I mean that's one of the main characteristics of a coomer.

Derish may just be that retarded.
 
Do we have any evidence that Derish views these porn scenes as sexual?

What if he is actually retarded to where it isn't even arousing, just another video to watch and another person to get attention from.
Someone speculated he isn't even watching full videos and either just looking at promos or grabbing titles from other tweets. He's tweeted before about a video that hadn't actually come out yet, so the title thing is definitely accurate. But, he's also had a few posts that comment on actual things in the video, with one of my favorite examples involving him asking someone if they had the spaghetti that was featured in the background of one video/if it was cooked by whatever dude was in the video. But to go back to your first question, I think that shows he doesn't really view the videos as sexual.

If I had to guess, he enjoys looking at girls, which is likely how he got into following pornstars in the first place, but he doesn't know/understand what happens next. He likes the attention, so he just asks questions/rewords their answers/initial posts to get a response. At times, he's also shown signs of not understanding that the videos are scripted. He treats it like he does wrestling, where he thinks people are actually their characters and they live in the world of their videos. The spaghetti thing is another example of that, with him thinking after the video they just hung out and proceeded to have dinner instead of going to film their next video.
 
No it's not. It's because when the Facebook/Twitter/WhatsApp buttons show up, if you are logged into any of those services it records that you saw the share button and which page you saw it on. They don't give a fuck whether or not you click the button - by the time you see the button they already got what they wanted.

Coomers like Derish sharing their shit is just a nice side effect.
Not to derail, but social media buttons do not require you being logged in for the provider to track you, in fact these social buttons only make cross-site tracking easier. Extensions like Privacy Badger disable them for good reason.

Great thread, Derich's coomery has been one of my favorite Phil tangents.
 
Damn, Derich is now actually looking out for his boy, Jackie? And here I was thinking they were lowkey rivals in the biz. How fucking wholesome can this thread become? ❤️
I also thought that Derich ditched Jackie because he hasn't been talking to him for a while. Virgin Jackie kept bitching to him that the pornstars won't even like his tweets while Chad Derich replied with "They reply to my messages". I thought Derich found him to be useless now that he outgrew Jackie in coom influence, but it seems like he's still looking out for him.
 
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