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[Pill Cosby]

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Wakonda is now building settlements in the US. I wonder if they will licence some of that technology they have.

 

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Wakonda is now building settlements in the US. I wonder if they will licence some of that technology they have.

Let me introduce you to Akon City. A, possibly two, cryptocurrency powered city being built in Africa by musician Akon with the ultimate goal of creating a real life Wakanda. So far he's swindled land in both Uganda and Senegal with people pointing out that gifting public land to investors is a common form of government corruption where the land does not get developed and ends up in the hands of government officials.

 

[White Devil]

Let me introduce you to Akon City. A, possibly two, cryptocurrency powered cities being built in Africa by musician Akon with the ultimate goal of creating a real life Wakanda. So far he's swindled land in both Uganda and Senegal with people pointing out that gifting public land to investors is a common form of government corruption where the land does not get developed and ends up in the hands of government officials.

I wish 50 Cents or Snoop Dog would make Tupac City or something somewhere in Africa and get all the basketball Americans to move. It would certainly "de-colonize" them.

 

[Putin Bot]

Am I the only one about hearing about the black ranchers, my mind immediately sees CHOP 2.0? Just like the retards at CHOP, they'll throw some potting soil on the ground and call that their garden. Then, the warlords will start arriving, and the whole thing will end up with multiple people getting murdered in the utopia, because a nigger can leave the ghetto, but the ghetto doesn't leave the nigger.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Woke-anda is gonna be a glorious dumpster fire when those urbanites learn living off-grid in the mountains is a lot harder than TV makes it look

 

[Shield Breaker]

I hope they get this dude and he turns out to be a no-shit pyrophiliac.

The term you are looking for is pyromaniac, unless you meant he wants to stick his benis in fire.

 

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The term you are looking for is pyromaniac, unless you meant he wants to stick his benis in fire.

Pyrophilia is basically pyromania except you get sexual pleasure from starting the fires. You don't necessary need to set yourself on fire or fuck a crucible of molten aluminum or anything.

 

[mr.moon1488]

The term you are looking for is pyromaniac, unless you meant he wants to stick his benis in fire.

Pyrophila is a term being used with increasing frequency in place of pyromania because research has shown that pyromania which is classified as an impulse control disorder is almost always sexual in nature. In fact in the DSM-V sexual arousal is criterion B.

Side note:
A lot of PDs are instructing their officers now to look around in the immediate area (e.g. parked cars, behind dumpsters) when responding to a suspected deliberately set fire because it's not uncommon to find the arsonist masturbating within eyeshot of the fire.

 

[Old Fart]

Eventually Kevin, yes the Tranch's Kevin, and a dude an active warrant and criminal history moved out to the shipping container. Meth Tranny hated Kevin's lazy ass so much that he threatened to kill him after like a week and I think it was only two weeks before Kevin had his mom drive out and rescue him. I may have been as long as a month, but Meth Tranny's patience quickly wore thin. The hopes of a tranny concentration camp left with him when he disappeared.

I don't think that was Kevin. Rather, it was Jane Smith/Brandi Kitty Frey, the Bearded Troon. Her matey was James Brian Marsaw/Brino Roxx who had a chequered past and was likely hiding from the law. Also as stable as a vial of nitroglycerine balancing on a church tower. Their dispute was over use of the solar cells for gaming + a CPAP machine vs. a laptop and reading light all night.

They were the last known inhabitants to have had the honour of meeting with the Lost Skillet.

 

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I don't think that was Kevin. Rather, it was Jane Smith/Brandi Kitty Frey, the Bearded Troon. Her matey was James Brian Marsaw/Brino Roxx who had a chequered past and was likely hiding from the law. Also as stable as a vial of nitroglycerine balancing on a church tower. Their dispute was over use of the solar cells for gaming + a CPAP machine vs. a laptop and reading light all night.

They were the last known inhabitants to have had the honour of meeting with the Lost Skillet.

You are correct. I thought there was Transofrmer related spergery surrounding the one who got chased away, but I was misremembering. It's hard for me to keep all these troons straight sometime. It's all so tiresome.

 

[glib]

It's hard for me to keep all these troons straight sometime.

It's too bad you don't literally have that power. That would save a lot of lives.

 

[Ghostse]

Side note:
A lot of PDs are instructing their officers now to look around in the immediate area (e.g. parked cars, behind dumpsters) when responding to a suspected deliberately set fire because it's not uncommon to find the arsonist masturbating within eyeshot of the fire.

Alright, which one of you motherfuckers been snitching to the police?

 

[glib]

I'm sorry @mr.moon1488 i had to do this.

 

[Miss Misery]

Wakonda is now building settlements in the US. I wonder if they will licence some of that technology they have.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakonda,_South_Dakota

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waconda,_Oregon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wauconda,_Illinois

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wauconda,_Washington

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I see that the mountain niggers are far more based than their lowlands cousins. I sincerely wish them the best, cause there is some potential there.

 

[Miss Misery]

I see that the mountain niggers are far more based than their lowlands cousins. I sincerely wish them the best, cause there is some potential there.

Potential for Ruby Ridge 2: Glowie Boogaloo?

 

[Neko GF]

New factions:

• Followers of the Alpacalypse
• Followers of the Amholepocalypse
• Earl's Klan
• New Troonorado Republic
• Transformers Runners

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

 

[glib]

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

Enclave Farms run by Joshua Henry Moon

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

But where does Kiwi Farms fit in here- are the Farms just a part of Earl's Klan?

No idea. The Farms is a neutral organization dedicated to chronicling the lives (and sometimes deaths) of various lolcows, which would be somewhat in line with the Followers of the Apocalypse - but in this installment the Followers would be fractured between the Amholepocalypse - Kev - and Alpacalypse - Troon Boone - branches.

Could be changed to the Brotherhood of Kiwi, there are some similarities I suppose.
And here Earl's Klan would be the good side, trying to protect the population of Westcliffe from the deranged trannies of the New Troonorado Republic

Enclave Farms run by Joshua Henry Moon

And this too could work.

 

[Jump]

I don't want it to fail, but I will be shocked if it ever even approaches Tranch levels.

They are already going to be ahead of the Tranch on Day 1. Why? Because they don't have 200+ animals to feed and care for.
BlackHammerTown could hire a helicopter and have it air drop KFC and grape drink in every single day and it would still be less of a waste then the tranch.