Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[DeusVult]

@DelicateMageflower suggested compiling Tess' food/booze posts and since i find her recent muh anorexia stunt particularly disgusting, i've decided i'm gonna try to deliver. these are all from the past 10 months or so - couldn't have been arsed to go further, honestly.
am newfag & mobilefag so feel free to tell me i'm a moron and how to fix it in case i fucked up the formatting

Spoiler: true and honest anorexic behaviour galore

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Good job. I'm not sure what is freaking me out more - her pancake tits in the first picture or her giant cottage cheese ass. But on the bright side every time she tries to pull a serious sexy and mysterious pose, she ends up looking like a constipated sow, which cracks me up.

 

[Kali Schematic]

Spoiler: detailed analysis of ED diagnoses

 

[UselessIdiot]

The medical professional who diagnosed Tess:

 

[Local Fed]

I feel like if no one speaks out in the media to call her on her shit, we're doomed as a civilization

 

[CobraPlissken]

I'd kind of love to see a compilation of all the greedy food/booze posts Tess has made on SM over the past year or so. Didn't exactly scream anorexia.

I thought I'd do it but damn that's a lot of pages to browse, so I decided to just do a compilation for this year. Then I realized it'd take a lot longer than I expected, so I'm posting only from January to March of this year.

So here's what Tess Holliday, who, in her own words was technically diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, a condition that makes people feel pathologically afraid and ashamed of eating and gaining weight to the point they'll starve themselves on purpose and purge what little they ate (through compulsive exercising, and/or throwing up and/or using laxatives) has not only eaten, but also proudly posted on social media for the world to see:

• January 13: A cake saying "fat girl" in the frosting, because there's nothing an anorexic would be prouder of admitting.
• January 16: Yet another cakesaying "fat girl" - though I'm not sure whether it's the same cake as before, as it seems to be the same design but the colors seem different.
• January 24: She posts about the healthy food she's consumed: a vegan chocolate chia cookie and homemade roasted carrots. However, shortly after she shows us a cake made out of Reese's she is preparing, describing it as "not sponsored, just fat".
• January 30: Tess appears sitting down on the floor directly in front of her open fridge stocked up on ice cream cartons.
• January 31: As an anorexic intent on avoiding food, Tess purposefully drives for hours from her place to the Madonna Inn to buy pink champagne cake.

Spoiler: January screenshots

• February 8: Tess shows us her choice of coffee creamer: Fruity Pebbles flavored creamer, because regular creamer isn't enough for an Ana-chan — you also need all the sugar from breakfast cereal along with it.
• February 13: Tess has 4 bowls of candy, 12 doughnuts, 14 cupcakes and champagne for her "Galentine's" party. @multiverse helpfully breaks down the callories count and explains how much of that Tess is likely to have eaten considering she was sharing her place with her kid and another model (who is vegan, rail thin and very likely to be actually anorexic):

Spoiler: 10k calories for Galentine's

, I went back to see if there was a shot where more of the table was visible. There are: 4 bowls of candy, the aforementioned 12 doughnuts, and somewhere between 16 and 20 mini cupcakes (14 are visible) for "snacks" during her shill event for some crappy lotions. There is also a split of champagne.
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Olly, being vegan, can only eat the candies (so long as they have no animal products, so any chocolates are out). And Olly clearly adores being anorexic - see any of her many body checks - so I doubt she had anything besides one glass of champagne.

Calorie count for this "snack":

Doughnuts 3,600 (300 * 12)
Mini cupcakes 5,040 (280 * 18 )
Hard candies 288 (12 * 24)
Chocolate candies 840 (70 * 12)
Champagne 95 (one glass)

Total "galentines" snack calories:
9,860

• February 14: Tess starts the Valentine's Day proper with yet another breakfast cereal-flavored bottle of coffee creamer. She also ordered a cake for herself (costing 125 dollars!).
• February 15: she was gifted at least a bunch of twinkies and two more cakes.
• February 16: as the typically anorexic control freak she is, she orders a king-sized cake from New Orleans to LA, worth $75.

Once again, @multiverse helpfully breaks down this 72-hour binge:

So now, in a 72 hour period, Tess has consumed:
3 cakes
12 doughnuts
12 twinkies
18 mini cupcakes
24 pieces of hard candy
12 pieces of chocolate candy

We added up the candy, cupcakes and doughnuts and were up to around 9,600 calories. But the cakes jack that total up significantly: each slice of homemade cake - with frosting! - will come out to approximately 500 calories. The cakes look like the don't exceed 8" in diameter, so let's estimate they make 6 chunky slices each.

Leading to an approximate visible sweets only caloric total of 18,600 calories.

Edit: ah shit, I forgot to add in the twinkies - I was too memorized by the cakes calories! Twinkies are 270 calories for two twinkies. So with 12 twinkies being 1,620, our new 72 hour visible sweets caloric total is:
20,220.

Yes, Tess Holliday, technically diagnosed with the same eating disorder as fellow lolcows Ashley Isaacs ("The Lich Queen", a woman so withered by anorexia that she looks more like a Halloween decoration than a human being) or Anna Johnson (a skelly who elaborates the most disgusting calorie-free concoctions and got herself a fucking stoma to be able to purge more efficiently) consumed more than twenty thousand callories in three days, as a true and honest Ana-chan.

I can't even begin to imagine how much lying down on the floor flailing her limbs helplessly exercising, vomiting and shitting it must've taken Tess to purge it! Poor gorl.

Still in February:

• February 27: she shares a post made by the barista at the Starbucks she frequents. She eats there "every morning".
• February 28: whatever this is. Pasta, I think?

Spoiler: February screenshots

• March 5: her bucket of crabs friend group who totally want to kill her support her ED recovery sent her more cake, cookies and donuts, which she downs with a glass of champagne.
• March 7: she orders ice cream and regrets nothing. She also has a pack of Sour Patch Kids.
• March, 9: once again, she orders a king-sized cake from New Orleans. What skelly doesn't order a cake from another state?
• March 14: more ice cream. For the jelly skellies out there wondering how Tess attains her svelte physique, that's 350 kcal per serving.
• March 27: she posts a feeder baiting video eating a beignet.

Spoiler: March screenshots

If this is her anorexic self, you have to wonder how much she's eating now she's "in recovery"

Edit: oops, ninja'd by @rutinacea max

 

[the_real_debbil]

Blatantly copied from the other farms because it's funny as fuck:
[tw: eating disorders, self harm]
>be me, Tess Holliday, famous model
>wake up and stumble to the kitchen
>feel a bit more bloated than usual
>instead of the usual box of 5 donuts decide to only eat 2 for breakfast
>not even the ones with icing
>do an endurance walk to my desk to start work
>after checking social media extensively look at the clock and see it's already way past 2
>oh no, I must be starving after skipping second breakfast
>grease into car and head for mcdonalds drivethrough
>look at menu but suddenly feel extra anorexic
>just take some mcnuggets and a coke to eat in the parking lot
>get home, stomach rumbling
>instead of getting the usual burrito leftovers just eat some of the cookies in the tin on my desk
>it's 5 pm
>feel weak from starvation
>decide to make ana friendly meal, celery chicken salad with ranch dressing
>only have two bottles of ranch in the fridge but am restricting anyway
>slip into nap after hungrily consuming the ranch soup
>body truly cannot go on from starvation but my eating disorder wins
>wake up, 8 am
>only snack I dare myself to eat during cocktail hour is plain low carb pork rinds
>fall asleep from pure bodily exhaustion at 11, vow to never sink this low again
I'm Tess Holliday and this is my day in the life of anorexia nervosa. I know this account might be shocking, but I think spreading awareness about this deadly eating disorder is the most important thing.
Donate to my GoFundMe to support my recovery, link in the description below. #tesswantstolive #fightinginnerdemons #tessrealrecovery

 

[AbraCadaver]

She's just using WANNArexia to crybully, control narrative, and emotionally hijack conversation. Ryann is DIS----GUSTING. If any of her jackass followers actually knew/know someone personally with anorexia, they'd do the right thing now and engage that cancel culture. But they won't. Because most fat sacks of shit know they can say they have an eAtInG dIsOrDeR so they can make excuses, treat others like shit, lie, cheat, and bully people with it.

She liderully found out that a girl with anorexia will be in recovery for life--if she chooses to recover. That means struggles and relapsing. That means concerned and fearful friends and family to support her with her struggles. Might be just to sit and listen to her talk. But it also might involve placing a comforting arm around Ryann's bulk. "There, there, honey...We need to rush you over to Buffalo Wild Wings STAT and you can order ALL YOU WANT! And if anyone says anything MEEN, well, I'll just video them and post it everywhere to sHaMe tHeM for bUlLyInG a pOoR vUlNeRaBlE gIrL iN rEcOvErY!"

Ryann Cloven hooves is disgusting.

What is it with fatties and anorexia? Do they want the victim points without the suffering?

I've never heard a fat chick claim to have an eating disorder where she eats too much, only ever too little. That's why they stay fat, because they never think they eat too much when they do.

If you recall the old ana-chan thinspo sites from back in the day, a surprising number of the most vocal members were chubby or overweight girls, LARPing as faerie-thin ana-chans. There was a big problem keeping them out, and some sites actually instituted signups with photographed body checks (write a certain phrase on your emaciated figure, send photo) to keep all the rolypoly roleplay gorls from shitting up the forums with “OH MAH GAWWWD YOU BITCHES, like I haven’t eaten ANYTHING in fifteen days except gum!! I saw all these FAT GIRLS at the maaaaall and I laughed at how ugly they were, I felt like soooo much better about how my thighs don’t touch. My current weight is 100 pounds but my goal is to weigh 75, is that too little???”

This was rubbish posted by girls who were already into the plus sizes in real life. Why? Dunno. Self-hatred? A longing to pretend to be small and fragile and waifish? Maybe. A lot of young girls around that time saw anorexics as the Popular Girls...probably because a lot of teen-aimed media at the time portrayed the “mean popular queen bee at school” as secretly having A Miserable Life despite her riches and popularity and looks...and anorexia was usually the dramatic punishment for this character.

This actually has led to a big misconception about how anorexics perceive other people, or their motivations for things. A lot of places reporting on these websites would take all the posts at face value, not realize less than half of them were posted by real ED sufferers and the rest were larpers.

Most of the fake chubby “anas” would roleplay as mean girls because I think a lot of them were social outcasts and longed to be in the exclusive group. And because they didn't understand SHIT about anorexia, because they didn’t have it. So they thought real anorexics laughed at fat people all day and ridiculed them.

You could tell who was a real anorexic, because they posted very little about other people or comparing themselves, barely even noticing other people on the street. Mostly they just spiraled inwards in a depressing pit of self-hatred and fear of food...posting their weigh ins every day and keeping an online journal of how depressed it all made them. It wasn’t about comparing to other people, it was about hyperfocusing on all of one’s own flaws and hating it.

The roleplaying big girls would meanwhile be shitting up the boards with “I SAW A FAT GIRL TODAY AND HAWWWW I LAUGHED, WE NEED MORE FATTIES AROUND TO MAKE ME LOOK EVEN THINNER BY COMPARISON. FAT GIRLS SHOULD STAY HOME THEY’RE SO UGLY AMIRITE LOLLL”


Here is how many ED sufferers see it: anorexia is the “good” ED, the one you WANT to have if you have to pick one. It’s the good one because Pretty Popular Girls have it, it’s associated with famous people like Mary Kate and Ashley, like supermodels, like starlets, like Kate Moss and Hollywood and glamour.

Bulimia or BED is for the fat girls.

“Atypical” anorexia is for the normal sized girls who are too weak-willed to actually lose a lot of weight.

That’s how the ranking goes, when you’re either mentally ill or a young teen with crushing insecurities about your weight. Or if you’re Tess Dumbarse Holliday and want the Shiny Hollywood Eating Disorder, not the boring Fat Girl one, so you claim to be anorexic when you’re the size of an overstuffed arm chair.

Lastly, can I just say that when I checked the farm today, I thought, “oh that’s right, Tess claimed to be anorexic!” And it felt like I forgot it was my birthday. I can’t wait to see how she’s spinning her “explanation” for when she returns to social media.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I think she never talked to the doctor about anorexia nor diagnosed herself.
I believe it is the same as her queerness - she didn't one day find someone's ass sexy and decided she's queer now; she just called herself that to earn clout.

She might have body dysmorphia in the sense of seeing herself sexey curvy goddess, but she doesn't think she's anorexic; just another try to earn victim points.

She can claim EDS next, or bipolar disorder, or how she want another baby but can't conceive one, to earn more sympathy from women-sphere. None of this means she believe what she's saying.

Hasn't she tried claiming she is bipolar before? She was still with Nick, and he said he was diagnosed with it, so Tess said she was too?
I'm not 100% sure, though. Maybe someone here has more information.

She's tried to suggest more than once that she has the 'tism.

 

[Skurtman]

If this anorexia gambit does not work (spoiler: it won't) for Tessa, she still has the ultimate attention seeking move left in her arsenal:

TROON OUT AND BECOME A FAT TRANSMAN

Nah, she's gonna try trooning out Bowie before she does it to herself. She's only queer for the cred.

 

[SnarkySperg]

I think she's on this track to brag about the little bit of weight loss she's had. The reality is still creative angles, camera lenses and photo editing.
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LMAOOOOOO no.

"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.

So basically, this is what I'm getting out of this.

1. She takes pictures.
2. She heavily photoshops these pictures, making herself look way, way smaller.
3. People say 'wow, you look good since losing weight!'
4. She can't stand this because she's too lazy and narcissistic to actually lose weight.
5. Says she's anorexic so she can get the 'fatphobes' off her back.

It looks like she's trying to give herself a pass to eat however much she wants to whenever she wants to.

Also, she's got a lot of nerve trying to say that calling her out on her lies hurts anorexic people. I've known anorexics, they would absolutely relapse if they thought she was the face of recovery.

Tess hasn't been eating around normal weight people outside of parties/ feeders so she doesn't know the normal amount of food a person usually eats.
I bet she just cut off a snack or two and suddenly she's starving and feels like dying.

THIS. I feel like IF she isn't just pulling this out of thin air, she probably thinks she's anorexic for counting calories or trying to eat less. Skip one meal? Anorexic.

Inspiring Instagram posts from a fridge that identifies as a woman:

You know, I think I'll listen to the former Olympic gold medalist about who should and shouldn't be involved in sports over the 450 pound 'anorexic' landwhale.

She is so fucking mad lmao

 

[What's_The_Frequency?]

I hope Tess isn't taking too much of a break from social media. I'd hate for her to miss seeing this.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

"Anorexia"
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This bitch actually believes her own shoops are real. And even the shoops show a great big enormous fat people - and often, that fat person is seen eating. Something anorexic person would never, ever do in a million years while that weight.

This is the biggest lie she's ever told. Man, she really needed a hit of attention after Jolene moved.

"TW: ED & Weight Loss"?

Are you seriously telling me weight loss - which improves your health - requires a trigger warning now?

 

[SnarkySperg]

"TW: ED & Weight Loss"?

Are you seriously telling me weight loss - which improves your health - requires a trigger warning now?

Don't imply it's a health issue you fatphobe!

But yes, it does, because fat positivity exists.

 

[CobraPlissken]

She isn't even famous in my (non-English speaking) country and there are already articles about how courageous she is for speaking about her "battle" against anorexia. I hope this blows up in her greasy face, and perhaps I'm , but I think it will.

I say that because pretty much everyone knows what anorexia is. Even if you don't have a loved one who suffers — or even died — from it, you certainly came across a movie, or even a TV show talking about how horrible it is, how young women become living skeletons with this illness. It is something hard to forget once you've seen it.

And it is almost offensive that she believes everyone is stupid enough to look at her enormous size, deny what they know and what they're seeing with their own eyes just to give her asspats. What she is demanding is absurd, and she's unlikable enough that people will push back against it, and hopefully against the HAES/bopo bullshit once more nasty, narcissistic deathfats come out of the woodwork to harass actual anorexics and — perhaps more importantly — the normies who see through it. The more people openly mock and question fat positivity bullshit, the better.

 

[BIG DADDY]

A week in the life of Tess Holliday:

Monday: How do you do, my fellow homosexuals? #Queer AF
Tuesday: How do you do, my fellow ethnics? #Native #BIPoC AF
Wednesday: How do you do, my fellow size 22s? #Natural Redhead AF
Thursday: How do you do, my fellow neurodivergents? #Sensory Processing Disorder AF
Friday: How do you do, my fellow domestic abuse survivors? #Victim AF
Saturday: How do you do, my fellow anorexics? #Skelly AF
Sunday: All I do is be vulnerable to you people and it gets thrown back in my face. BRB from social media for awhile until enough of you bitches and losers shower me with attention and asspats for being so stunning and brave

 

[SnarkySperg]

A week in the life of Tess Holliday:

Monday: How do you do, my fellow homosexuals? #Queer AF
Tuesday: How do you do, my fellow ethnics? #Native #BIPoC AF
Wednesday: How do you do, my fellow size 22s? #Natural Redhead AF
Thursday: How do you do, my fellow neurodivergents? #Sensory Processing Disorder AF
Friday: How do you do, my fellow domestic abuse survivors? #Victim AF
Saturday: How do you do, my fellow anorexics? #Skelly AF
Sunday: All I do is be vulnerable to you people and it gets thrown back in my face. BRB from social media for awhile until enough of you bitches and losers shower me with attention and asspats for being so stunning and brave

At this point it feels like she doesn't even know the truth and is just making up whatever makes her happy in the moment. Then when she's bored she'll never speak of it again. It's like her life is one big fan fiction.

 

[AbraCadaver]

"TW: ED & Weight Loss"?

Are you seriously telling me weight loss - which improves your health - requires a trigger warning now?

where have you been? Tess once publicly unfollowed a fan because that fan lost weight for the sale of a health issue they had that really needed to be addressed through weight loss.

Tess told them to pound sand because all deliberate weight loss is fatphobic and evil.

Over on the Fat Acceptance thread, HAES gorls have been saying for ages that ANY intentional weight loss is a betrayal to the cause and talking about it is Triggering...you can love and accept your body and it’s no one else’s business how you’re shaped and gaining weight is not bad ever...but losing a stone or two gets you booted from the clubby because You Are Triggering Others.

This also from the gorls who said if you don’t hide your weight scale when you invite them over to your house for a party, and they accidentally see it when using the washroom, they will spiral into a panic attack because how fucking dare you leave that thing out and trigger a friend like that, you should be ashamed, you did it on purpose, how do you have so little respect for others, you monster. We can’t be friends anymore, you’re just too toxic.

It’s not about what’s toxic, what’s acceptable, what’s Coming From A Place Of Love and Intersectional Privilege Awareness...

it’s just, “Stop reminding me that I’m fat.” The most out there of HAES loons think if they can JUST get all doctors to never weigh them again or address their obesity, and get all small chairs outlawed and giant mega booths installed in every restaurant, and all movies cast nothing but obese people, and all clothing goes up to a size 15X and costs the same regardless of extra materials...and if no one ever says “obese” again...and nobody ever brings it up...then the world will feel safe. Then they don’t have to think about their size anymore.

But the reality is that there will always be something reminding them, if only the existence of other, non-obese humans, or even just “smaller fats.”

Hell, the “small fat” phenomenon is proof. It wasn’t enough to demonize “straight size” people. They even turned on each other, getting angry that other obese people are still smaller than them.

 

[Honeycrispsky]

For some reason I feel like two ton tessy is really at a precipice now she's made this move- she certainly will not walk it back, not much anyway, because she can't. Her BEST bet at that would be to immediately backpedal and say she shouldn't have shared her personal journey with internet bc trolls, and won't be discussing this again so neither can you, neener neener. I think she's also realizing she can't get away with doubling down either, because unfortunately many peoples lives have been touched by ED and anorexia in particular and its the best known ED by far.
I think she really fucked herself here and ruined any chance she had at quietly fading out of the (sliver of) spotlight in comfort but solitude (lmao comfortable solitude doesn't exist for tessy but let's pretend.) She tried to launch back into fame but is so disconnected from the real world and surrounded by fat hugboxers she really thought she could spin this as a brave and real, serious, model-racked-with-societal-plagues narrative.

She is about to learn that the viciousness of online ana-chans is truly fucking unmatched, because as an earlier poster said, anorexia is a mean disease and will turn you into a devil goblin. I don't think she has the fortitude for this and we are about to see an unraveling and potentially a very public check-in to a glamorous rehab center for glamorous restrictive eating disorders in glamorous Hollywood hills.

Slap me with rainbows all you want, they aren't undeserved, but Tess has awakened and invigorated a whole new arena of online mockery and hatred and I just do not think she is made of tough enough material to withstand that for very long.

She got a lot more than she bargained for, and this is one cake that she cannot un-fart upon.

 

[AbraCadaver]

For some reason I feel like two ton tessy is really at a precipice now she's made this move- she certainly will not walk it back, not much anyway, because she can't. Her BEST bet at that would be to immediately backpedal and say she shouldn't have shared her personal journey with internet bc trolls, and won't be discussing this again so neither can you, neener neener. I think she's also realizing she can't get away with doubling down either, because unfortunately many peoples lives have been touched by ED and anorexia in particular and its the best known ED by far.
I think she really fucked herself here and ruined any chance she had at quietly fading out of the (sliver of) spotlight in comfort but solitude (lmao comfortable solitude doesn't exist for tessy but let's pretend.) She tried to launch back into fame but is so disconnected from the real world and surrounded by fat hugboxers she really thought she could spin this as a brave and real, serious, model-racked-with-societal-plagues narrative.

She is about to learn that the viciousness of online ana-chans is truly fucking unmatched, because as an earlier poster said, anorexia is a mean disease and will turn you into a devil goblin. I don't think she has the fortitude for this and we are about to see an unraveling and potentially a very public check-in to a glamorous rehab center for glamorous restrictive eating disorders in glamorous Hollywood hills.

Slap me with rainbows all you want, they aren't undeserved, but Tess has awakened and invigorated a whole new arena of online mockery and hatred and I just do not think she is made of tough enough material to withstand that for very long.

She got a lot more than she bargained for, and this is one cake that she cannot un-fart upon.

Like she’s got the money for celebrity rehab. She’s a less than Z lister. And I’m sure Cake Daddy isn’t going to be happy footing the bill for Tess’ ana-chan larping for a few weeks at sleepaway skelly camp. Her johns pay for reliable cake farting sessions, not for image rehabilitation.

 

[Constellationzero]

Something else just occurred to me: Anorexia patients are sometimes people who have been either raped, sexually abused, or both. Often for YEARS.
And Ryann Hooves is part of the hashtag believe all women crowd. Ryann "muh domestic violence!" Hooves is SLAPPING the faces of sexual abuse trauma victims. Doesn't fucking matter if she already has no career. If the cancel crowd should think anything is worth roundly ruining a life, if should be for THIS and aimed at Ryann.