Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[In the Sick of It]

By the way, what the hell is a "trans elder?"

Egg cracking groomer.

I like how Kevryn "kinda built a PC" by swapping out a couple of components

 

[Oliver Onions]

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This just looks like two sets of mugshots for the same child-murderer.

This screams "why are we here, just to suffer?"

Reminds me of the chick from that old PS2 advert:

Great job, doctor!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I hate to use Twitter terminology, but Kevin does have a lot of internalized misandry. He hates men (including himself) despite his constant tweeting about wanting cock in his stinkditch.

I may have said this before but that's honestly why a lot of male feminists troon out. Their thought process works like this:
• Men are all problematic, misogynistic, rapists, etc, etc.
• I am not any of those things.
• Therefore I am not a man.

This is both why a lot of Zoe's inner circle at CON trooned out (Jake Alley, Miguel ”Katherine Cross” Casiano) and why non-binary genders became the one thing from Tumblr that got pushed hard by these people - they want a way to get out of being male without having to become a eunuch or really do anything.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Kevin "waited a while" before rubbing soiled diapers on his stinkditch

If he's literally shit and pissed in those, it's only a matter of time before the amhole gets (even more) infected.

Anyway account keeps locking and unlocking. Make up your mind Kevin, lol. I managed to catch this. Him bitching about people daring to ask for evidence (presumably that "trouble" is the tranch grift of being attacked by fascists) but how dare they ask him to call police like a responsible adult because "Bwuuuuh, I cant call the cops, All Cops Are Bastards!!!!1!" Bullshit, you just don't want to because you know it's a grift


https://archive.ph/N3IUa

 

[DatBepisTho]

If he's literally shit and pissed in those, it's only a matter of time before the amhole gets (even more) infected.

Anyway account keeps locking and unlocking. Make up your mind Kevin, lol. I managed to catch this. Him bitching about people daring to ask for evidence (presumably that "trouble" is the tranch grift of being attacked by fascists) but how dare they ask him to call police like a responsible adult because "Bwuuuuh, I cant call the cops, All Cops Are Bastards!!!!1!" Bullshit, you just don't want to because you know it's a grift

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But Kevin, these people gave you monies to support your fat lame ass. Some even showed up for guard duty larpage.
Surely, the least you could do is pony up some proof Earl and the Boys had it in mind to do you guys harm. Shouldn't be too hard to do, especially if you're not... Y'know ...lying.

-But let's be real, bitches are getting wise to you lyin' and now you're assblasted about it.

 

[White Devil]

But Kevin, these people gave you monies to support your fat lame ass. Some even showed up for guard duty larpage.
Surely, the least you could do is pony up some proof Earl and the Boys had it in mind to do you guys harm. Shouldn't be too hard to do, especially if you're not... Y'know ...lying.

-But let's be real, bitches are getting wise to you lyin' and now you're ass lasted about it.

Yet they're quick to invoke authority when they pull the, "but the Sheriff certified our xyz!!!". You know, despite a Sheriff's office not being a regulatory agency.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You just have to be patient and do some research into what you're buying

He should have done the same before getting the amhole

 

[Revo]

Kev is planning to smoke some weed with Bonnie, Penny and other members of the troon (alpaca) ranch:

Link | Archive

 

[Pill Cosby]

what the hell is a "trans elder?"

A trans elder is a tranny who sits at a top of a moutitain giving advice to all those who seek to watch anime.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Sir, the UNICRON is a high tech computing machine!

Kevvie's turning the tranch into the Tenacious Unicron Ranch with all of his toys

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

A trans elder is a tranny who sits at a top of a moutitain giving advice to all those who seek to watch anime.

After a hard journey across the deserts of Colorado, I climbed to the peak of the mount troon to speak to the wisest man in the tribe of twitter. I found him, sitting upon a single rock, admiring his gruesome reflection in a clear and open pond. Despite the confusion I felt at his appearance, his hair being swept to the side like a dune in the great desert, and his forehead pockmarked like a forest when the specks of light come through the trees, I yet knelt before him, for perhaps he held the answer to the question that had tormented me for many a long year. After all, the other members of our old and ancient tribe had told me that his knowledge of the great spirit and of the human soul surpassed all those who had ever lived. While still down on one knee, shielding my eyes from him, I asked my question while showing proper reverence

"Oh great and elder lord, your knowledge surpasses that of the eagle who glides above the desert plains on which our brave tribe dwells and your skill at the art of transformers, our time honored tradition, surpasses that of the great Michael Bay, please I have travelled far and wide to seek an answer to a single question which has dominated my life for the better part of two decades, I desire nothing more than the revelation to my query. What is the meaning of life?"

He turned to me, as if noticing me for the first time, and upon looking up our eyes met.
A smirk crept across his face as he responded with a single word, a word I will never forget in all my years:

"Amhole"

 

[Law]

Likely, the latter type's surgeons--where it's hard to tell which is the before vs after pic--are doing next to nothing, and making bank that way.

I'm starting to think that the placebo effect is actually a humane way to deal with troons. Why not prescribe Miss Crystal-Rose Miku-chan some harmless sugar pills and trick him into going to therapy and apologizing to his parents? It's gotta be better than cutting off his balls and installing titanium mesh onto his skull, right?

I hate to use Twitter terminology, but Kevin does have a lot of internalized misandry. He hates men (including himself) despite his constant tweeting about wanting cock in his stinkditch.

I feel like as much as Kevin hates himself, he hates women more. He wants women to be brainless, mind-controlled, diaper-wearing furry sluts, so that's what his femsona is.
He can't mind-control, rape, or force-fem an actual woman, but he can do it to himself, in a bizarre case of projection. Like most trancels, he's "becoming his own dreamgirl", but because he's a digusting sexist lunatic, his "dreamgirl" is a diaper furry bimbo.

Penny has to put up with Kevin because he pays at least $1000 towards the tranch every month so he can’t afford to kick him out.

Anything's better than gainful employment!
Seriously, if my two options were flipping burgers or living with Kevin, I would be the best employee Shake Shack ever had.

This is both why a lot of Zoe's inner circle at CON trooned out (Jake Alley, Miguel ”Katherine Cross” Casiano) and why non-binary genders became the one thing from Tumblr that got pushed hard by these people - they want a way to get out of being male without having to become a eunuch or really do anything.

There's also a lot of "men are threats, but I'm not a man, so you should trust me".
They're con-men. They need trust, pity, and sympathy from their marks. Sometimes a terrible haircut and a "they/them" badge is what it takes to get you in. The worst part is people, who are otherwise reasonable, keep falling for it.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Can't get any more female than this. Toss out your jewelry boxes, ladies. Haphazardly hanging your Claire's trinkets from a giant plastic consoomer toy in your filthy rooms is peak femininity.

This probably didn't occur to Kevin because his trans cuties don't buy any jewelry for him. He just has that bike lock strapped to his neck.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1389819387692023811 (Archive)

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

some people weren't bullied enough as children

 

[Hitman One]

Can't get any more female than this. Toss out your jewelry boxes, ladies. Haphazardly hanging your Claire's trinkets from a giant plastic consoomer toy in your filthy rooms is peak femininity.

This probably didn't occur to Kevin because his trans cuties don't buy any jewelry for him. He just has that bike lock strapped to his neck.
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For god sake coomthryn, if you're going to spend all your gifting gibs on these retarded plastic toys then at least dust them once in a while.
Edit: I see now this is another freak's toy, I stand by my point though.

 

[White Devil]

some people weren't bullied enough as children

Stopping bullying in school is why we have troons today.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

It's not Kevin's toy, it's this guy's.

He doesn't dust, but surprisingly has sheets on the bed.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

It's not Kevin's toy, it's this guy's.
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He doesn't dust, but surprising has sheets on the bed.

I wouldn't know, but cool teenage girls probably don't own a shitload of transformers

 

[The Lawgiver]

Can't get any more female than this. Toss out your jewelry boxes, ladies. Haphazardly hanging your Claire's trinkets from a giant plastic consoomer toy in your filthy rooms is peak femininity.

This probably didn't occur to Kevin because his trans cuties don't buy any jewelry for him. He just has that bike lock strapped to his neck.
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When metal collides with plastic, it usually results in scuffing. This unofficial Thunderclash figure runs like 200-300 dollars and seeing it treated like a $10 jewlery hanger instead of a display piece thats a properly somewhat mildly obscure mecha tribute is something I'd never think of seeing from anyone other than Gibes. Dusty and scuffed to shit you'd never notice it's a high end item, probably assuming it was some weird secondhand goodwill find. If you want to check prices on the thing right now, it's called "fanshobby lightning eagle".

 

[Friendly Futa]

Can't get any more female than this. Toss out your jewelry boxes, ladies. Haphazardly hanging your Claire's trinkets from a giant plastic consoomer toy in your filthy rooms is peak femininity.

This probably didn't occur to Kevin because his trans cuties don't buy any jewelry for him. He just has that bike lock strapped to his neck.
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And I thought the stuffed dinosaur as a scrunchie holder was was as cringe-inducing, autistic manchildren femme as it was going to get. What's next? A dress made out of Magic: The Gathering cards? That's a rethorical question.