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Maxxicus Callahan
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I had a personal lolcow for some time, a little too personal. I briefly went to college with this really strange autistic guy, who became rather infamous for his antics. He followed me around trying to get me to act in one of his videos. I initially expressed an interest to help him and then he told me I’d have to take off my pants for the role so I flat out told him no. He couldn’t take no for an answer and kept bugging me about it for months following me around even onto the bus while running his mouth in public about bullshit, like saying Hitler is someone he admires for showing his power by killing so many people. I was too nice to tell this nutter off when I should have, One time when he followed me a guy sitting nearby lost it on him and threatened to stab him and toss his body into the river. He thought I was his friend and called me Judas for not standing up for him, I just tried to maintain a distance at all times to appear like I wasn’t associated with him. I’m trying to think of where to start with this drama lama. Here’s a video to give you an idea of how crazy he is. Just imagine he’s more than 6ft tall too.
I met him in a video foundations program. It wasn’t long before we all became aware of his strange series of videos on his many YouTube channels. Unfortunately much of his content was scrubbed by himself after he wound up on the front page of the local paper for causing a bus driver to lose his shit in a video that went viral. I don’t know what he’s got in his short pockets but whatever it is it’s shaped like a dildo. Also he never stopped wearing those same shorts even when it was -20 degrees Celsius in winter.
All I know about what sparked this incident is that he was reading off some script babbling some weird shit like “I hate the pregnancy but I love the nudity” and dinging the stop bell at every stop. It also turns out the poor guy driving had lost his mother and wife in the same year had been spat on by another passenger that same week and didn’t take any time off for vacation so no wonder he lost it with this guy late at night acting like a loon.
I felt really bad for this driver losing his job if I’m not mistaken I think he got it back though. This guy pushes buttons for no fucking reason and even admits that he enjoys eliciting reactions of anger in his own words in a video he left up for some reason.
A friend and I being fans of shit films watched his entire series of videos on his channel, his most famous being his park bench series. To his credit he managed to rope in a lot of actors into his productions which is impressive for someone this dysfunctional. I don’t know how he did it. This video sums up the content.
This is super cringe he somehow lured a lady to kiss in this one on his Vimeo channel
There’s another video I want to post but I can’t find it now but it’s really well shot and properly made and it makes me struggle to understand like how did he get this cast and crew for these terrible productions, like how?!
Finally his conclusion, he went into music thinking he was Syd Barrette. I saw him one day busking on the street and threw him a few bucks to ask how he was doing. He told me he was protesting with his music, singing songs like Convenience is a Vice! Put down your iPhone put down your iPhone! And told me the cops ticketed him for annoying people at the bus stop but he still kept coming. A shit disturber until the end.
He invited me over to his apartment. I told my friend and he dared me to go so I did. My friend thought that maybe I could get some of his original movies off of him that we hadn’t yet seen. His apartment was in a giant high rise, I had been there before actually my girlfriends co-worker friend lived there also and later when I told her about my visit she finally understood where all the howling and piano playing she could hear in the halls was coming from.
He opened the door and greeted me playing his guitar and invited me in. A dildo was suctioned cupped onto the entrance wall at eye level when I walked in. The first thing I noticed was that there were papers scattered around everywhere with poems on them and a type writer on the dining table with papers jammed in it. It was horrifying I didn’t want to turn my back on him. In retrospect I should have taken more pictures of the place, I got some of them on a drive somewhere truth be told they aren’t that interesting. The carpets looked moldy in parts and stank of puke and vinegar and there were cigarette butts littered everywhere. I asked him about the movies but he was rambling so incoherently about nonsense I couldn’t get through to him and then when he finally understood what I was asking he went silent and looked down. He told me that this is all gone now and that he is no longer that person anymore. He actually apologized to me for all the shit he put me through in the past. I told him my friend and I are fans of your work and he smiled.
As you can imagine it was very uncomfortable being there so I was looking to get ready to leave but he wanted me to stay to hear him play his keyboard piano. It wasn’t actually terrible from what I remember, I did manage to get an external computer monitor off of him in the end for $20 and that made the visit kind of worth it except I realized getting home even the monitor contained the pukey stench of his carpets. I thought it would be interesting as a photographer to go back and capture some of the scenes of this mans bizarre existence but I didn’t hear back and I found out he had died later that month.
Edit: I think he found someone for his pantless roll in the end thankfully it wasn’t me.
I met him in a video foundations program. It wasn’t long before we all became aware of his strange series of videos on his many YouTube channels. Unfortunately much of his content was scrubbed by himself after he wound up on the front page of the local paper for causing a bus driver to lose his shit in a video that went viral. I don’t know what he’s got in his short pockets but whatever it is it’s shaped like a dildo. Also he never stopped wearing those same shorts even when it was -20 degrees Celsius in winter.
I felt really bad for this driver losing his job if I’m not mistaken I think he got it back though. This guy pushes buttons for no fucking reason and even admits that he enjoys eliciting reactions of anger in his own words in a video he left up for some reason.
A friend and I being fans of shit films watched his entire series of videos on his channel, his most famous being his park bench series. To his credit he managed to rope in a lot of actors into his productions which is impressive for someone this dysfunctional. I don’t know how he did it. This video sums up the content.
This is super cringe he somehow lured a lady to kiss in this one on his Vimeo channel
There’s another video I want to post but I can’t find it now but it’s really well shot and properly made and it makes me struggle to understand like how did he get this cast and crew for these terrible productions, like how?!
Finally his conclusion, he went into music thinking he was Syd Barrette. I saw him one day busking on the street and threw him a few bucks to ask how he was doing. He told me he was protesting with his music, singing songs like Convenience is a Vice! Put down your iPhone put down your iPhone! And told me the cops ticketed him for annoying people at the bus stop but he still kept coming. A shit disturber until the end.
He invited me over to his apartment. I told my friend and he dared me to go so I did. My friend thought that maybe I could get some of his original movies off of him that we hadn’t yet seen. His apartment was in a giant high rise, I had been there before actually my girlfriends co-worker friend lived there also and later when I told her about my visit she finally understood where all the howling and piano playing she could hear in the halls was coming from.
He opened the door and greeted me playing his guitar and invited me in. A dildo was suctioned cupped onto the entrance wall at eye level when I walked in. The first thing I noticed was that there were papers scattered around everywhere with poems on them and a type writer on the dining table with papers jammed in it. It was horrifying I didn’t want to turn my back on him. In retrospect I should have taken more pictures of the place, I got some of them on a drive somewhere truth be told they aren’t that interesting. The carpets looked moldy in parts and stank of puke and vinegar and there were cigarette butts littered everywhere. I asked him about the movies but he was rambling so incoherently about nonsense I couldn’t get through to him and then when he finally understood what I was asking he went silent and looked down. He told me that this is all gone now and that he is no longer that person anymore. He actually apologized to me for all the shit he put me through in the past. I told him my friend and I are fans of your work and he smiled.
As you can imagine it was very uncomfortable being there so I was looking to get ready to leave but he wanted me to stay to hear him play his keyboard piano. It wasn’t actually terrible from what I remember, I did manage to get an external computer monitor off of him in the end for $20 and that made the visit kind of worth it except I realized getting home even the monitor contained the pukey stench of his carpets. I thought it would be interesting as a photographer to go back and capture some of the scenes of this mans bizarre existence but I didn’t hear back and I found out he had died later that month.
Edit: I think he found someone for his pantless roll in the end thankfully it wasn’t me.
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Maxxicus Callahan
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It’s funny how there are an endless number of gang stalking victims worldwide being targeted in the same way by this global cabal. You have to wonder who is pulling the strings here this guy in Japan and Canada must be into something deep to both be on that same list.
Not only that (((they))) operate on the astral plane as well. He didn’t just have a gay dream oh no, there was something deeper going on here when Jimmy woke up with a sore ass and a mysterious rash.
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Internet_Loner
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𝑫𝒓. 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝑾𝒆𝒆𝒓𝒅#6531
Personal lolcow/personal army crosspost
Personal lolcow/personal army crosspost
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Some random white trash girl on bolt.com circa 2005.
My first official lolcow was Chris-Chan via encyclopedia dramatica.
My first official lolcow was Chris-Chan via encyclopedia dramatica.
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I know a 30 year old cow that is definitely been my source of amusement for about 4 years now.
I assume she is schizophrenic or autistic. Maybe even both. Anyways, she's always posting shit on Facebook that makes absolutely no sense. These posts cover a variety of topics ranging from her lying about meeting celebrities, time traveling, clones, pakistani men hacking her phone, people stealing from her, intimate health issues she's dealing with, and has even accused her roommate of giving her plastic surgery while she slept lol. She also accuses random people of being spies from the government.
She somehow manages to get laid and had a baby with some fat guy a few years ago. She has made posts saying he's mentally ill. Another time she said he was suffering from terminal cancer, and mentioned that he died at one point. I'm willing to be he's fine, probably regretting knocking up an autist though. CPS almost did their job right and took the poor girl away from this nutjob .. and of course she won custody again. She claims that Donald Trump himself helped her win her child back. I would post screen caps of her page but it's taken my years to even be able to decipher what she's typing. Not only are her posts nonsensical in general but her grammar is atrocious. She reminds me of Pamela Swain if she misspelled every other word and had 30 run on sentences in each post.
I assume she is schizophrenic or autistic. Maybe even both. Anyways, she's always posting shit on Facebook that makes absolutely no sense. These posts cover a variety of topics ranging from her lying about meeting celebrities, time traveling, clones, pakistani men hacking her phone, people stealing from her, intimate health issues she's dealing with, and has even accused her roommate of giving her plastic surgery while she slept lol. She also accuses random people of being spies from the government.
She somehow manages to get laid and had a baby with some fat guy a few years ago. She has made posts saying he's mentally ill. Another time she said he was suffering from terminal cancer, and mentioned that he died at one point. I'm willing to be he's fine, probably regretting knocking up an autist though. CPS almost did their job right and took the poor girl away from this nutjob .. and of course she won custody again. She claims that Donald Trump himself helped her win her child back. I would post screen caps of her page but it's taken my years to even be able to decipher what she's typing. Not only are her posts nonsensical in general but her grammar is atrocious. She reminds me of Pamela Swain if she misspelled every other word and had 30 run on sentences in each post.
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So mine kinda ties in with the yanderedev saga, which is a bit funny, but I am connected via a mutual acquaintance to one of troglodytes who helped YanderDev out.
They go by Glitchcloud, and make reallllllyyyy shitty music, which appeals to like, three people max. But that's not the amusing part. The amusing part is that, well, they basically do nothing but whine. It seems they learned quite a bit from yanderedev himself, in that regard.
Unfortunately, their twitch (twitch.tv/tvsleep) has been deleted, so I may only laugh at their tweets now. (@ToxicAssWhore).
A major funny thing in the timeline is when they and the mutual were in a gay relationship with each other- all the way up until Mr. AssWhore found out that the mutual had voted for trump in the election. Hilarity ensued, as he essentially burned every bridge possible with him literally within minutes, and then proceeded to whine for the next six weeks about the mutual having more followers and views than them.
Moral of the story? Stay out of E-Relationships.
They go by Glitchcloud, and make reallllllyyyy shitty music, which appeals to like, three people max. But that's not the amusing part. The amusing part is that, well, they basically do nothing but whine. It seems they learned quite a bit from yanderedev himself, in that regard.
Unfortunately, their twitch (twitch.tv/tvsleep) has been deleted, so I may only laugh at their tweets now. (@ToxicAssWhore).
A major funny thing in the timeline is when they and the mutual were in a gay relationship with each other- all the way up until Mr. AssWhore found out that the mutual had voted for trump in the election. Hilarity ensued, as he essentially burned every bridge possible with him literally within minutes, and then proceeded to whine for the next six weeks about the mutual having more followers and views than them.
Moral of the story? Stay out of E-Relationships.
Internet_Loner
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Not sure if this really merits a new thread but have any of you ever unintentionally befriended a lolcow?
I have had the pleasure of being around a few lolcows in a server I used to frequent and I found their antics really amusing. But I was faced with the dilemma that if people keep shitting on them they would just leave and so would my entertainment. So I routinely made sure to praise them or be nice whenever possible in order to keep them around. This lead to some weird situations however where they thought we were genuinely friends and then I felt bad for them so I would play along. Weirdly, forcing myself to be nice to them psychologically just made me actually start liking them and I did genuinely consider them friends.
I'm reminded of something I saw once regarding Lolcows, they need at least some support or they will leave, so I ended up being that support. But if anybody has advice on how to be supportive whilst also maintaining that distance I'd be happy to hear some advice.
I have had the pleasure of being around a few lolcows in a server I used to frequent and I found their antics really amusing. But I was faced with the dilemma that if people keep shitting on them they would just leave and so would my entertainment. So I routinely made sure to praise them or be nice whenever possible in order to keep them around. This lead to some weird situations however where they thought we were genuinely friends and then I felt bad for them so I would play along. Weirdly, forcing myself to be nice to them psychologically just made me actually start liking them and I did genuinely consider them friends.
I'm reminded of something I saw once regarding Lolcows, they need at least some support or they will leave, so I ended up being that support. But if anybody has advice on how to be supportive whilst also maintaining that distance I'd be happy to hear some advice.
Glass Sealing
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I just found out about this guy today, and was surprised/disappointed to not see anyone mentioning him.
His name is Daniel Schütz, otherwise known as Jeremy Fragrance. He's a German 'fragrance reviewer' (he smells and sells perfume) that's apparently somewhat infamous for shilling his overpriced perfume and generally acting very strange.
An average video on his youtube channel is usually about something pertaining to fragrances (theres a lot of top 10/5 videos) where he starts off by twirling around, and the comments are overwhelmingly positive. In the video "My Gay Past" (which is a very convoluted video where he talks in circles about having a past where he lied to cover up a rape suit and how he reconciled using religion that ends with him shilling another cologne after a run on sentence) he straight up admits to deleting all 'negative' comments. As with pretty much every straight (yes, he's straight) male beauty Youtuber he has a lot of videos and items catering to "alpha" males and has a bit of an obsession with the 'sexiest' perfumes. There's also a few obligatory sexual harassment claims.
In the past, he made a video about how he was totally quitting YouTube you guise. He then proceeded to make more videos and delete the old one. Apparently half the fragrance community hates his ass and the other half love him.
His German channel has apparently made him a bit of a meme over there. I like this one
"I also jack off, but I [laughs], but I… I do it for strategic reasons. And I… I don’t cum. So, um, it’s definitely part of my daily life."
He has a tendency to repeat things and explain them strangely. I thought it might be the language barrier, but in this video it seems like he does it in German, too.
So while his main YouTue channel looks pretty average from a distance (like i said, I just found out about this guy; don't give enough of a shit right now to watch) there's a multitude of deleted videos from him.
He got into a bit of drama for overestimating how big he was. He has his own perfume company he shills (Fragrance One) and made a controversial video about how he was going to triple the price.
His TikTok has some weird videos on it. Most are just "guys check out this fragrance" but he also posts videos like, uhh.. these (If someone has a good way to put tiktok vids on here please let me know)
www.tiktok.com
(i dont think posting JEREMY FRAGRANCE MEMES 3 is credible but there's a specific TikTok i wanted to post)
The way I tried to write about him doesn't feel tat cowish though, but he's funny enough for a few videos
His name is Daniel Schütz, otherwise known as Jeremy Fragrance. He's a German 'fragrance reviewer' (he smells and sells perfume) that's apparently somewhat infamous for shilling his overpriced perfume and generally acting very strange.
An average video on his youtube channel is usually about something pertaining to fragrances (theres a lot of top 10/5 videos) where he starts off by twirling around, and the comments are overwhelmingly positive. In the video "My Gay Past" (which is a very convoluted video where he talks in circles about having a past where he lied to cover up a rape suit and how he reconciled using religion that ends with him shilling another cologne after a run on sentence) he straight up admits to deleting all 'negative' comments. As with pretty much every straight (yes, he's straight) male beauty Youtuber he has a lot of videos and items catering to "alpha" males and has a bit of an obsession with the 'sexiest' perfumes. There's also a few obligatory sexual harassment claims.
In the past, he made a video about how he was totally quitting YouTube you guise. He then proceeded to make more videos and delete the old one. Apparently half the fragrance community hates his ass and the other half love him.
His German channel has apparently made him a bit of a meme over there. I like this one
He has a tendency to repeat things and explain them strangely. I thought it might be the language barrier, but in this video it seems like he does it in German, too.
So while his main YouTue channel looks pretty average from a distance (like i said, I just found out about this guy; don't give enough of a shit right now to watch) there's a multitude of deleted videos from him.
He got into a bit of drama for overestimating how big he was. He has his own perfume company he shills (Fragrance One) and made a controversial video about how he was going to triple the price.
His TikTok has some weird videos on it. Most are just "guys check out this fragrance" but he also posts videos like, uhh.. these (If someone has a good way to put tiktok vids on here please let me know)
TikTok
The way I tried to write about him doesn't feel tat cowish though, but he's funny enough for a few videos
Spare Hyena
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I just found out about this guy today, and was surprised/disappointed to not see anyone mentioning him.
His name is Daniel Schütz, otherwise known as Jeremy Fragrance. He's a German 'fragrance reviewer' (he smells and sells perfume) that's apparently somewhat infamous for shilling his overpriced perfume and generally acting very strange.
An average video on his youtube channel is usually about something pertaining to fragrances (theres a lot of top 10/5 videos) where he starts off by twirling around, and the comments are overwhelmingly positive. In the video "My Gay Past" (which is a very convoluted video where he talks in circles about having a past where he lied to cover up a rape suit and how he reconciled using religion that ends with him shilling another cologne after a run on sentence) he straight up admits to deleting all 'negative' comments. As with pretty much every straight (yes, he's straight) male beauty Youtuber he has a lot of videos and items catering to "alpha" males and has a bit of an obsession with the 'sexiest' perfumes. There's also a few obligatory sexual harassment claims.
In the past, he made a video about how he was totally quitting YouTube you guise. He then proceeded to make more videos and delete the old one. Apparently half the fragrance community hates his ass and the other half love him.
His German channel has apparently made him a bit of a meme over there. I like this one"I also jack off, but I [laughs], but I… I do it for strategic reasons. And I… I don’t cum. So, um, it’s definitely part of my daily life."
He has a tendency to repeat things and explain them strangely. I thought it might be the language barrier, but in this video it seems like he does it in German, too.
So while his main YouTue channel looks pretty average from a distance (like i said, I just found out about this guy; don't give enough of a shit right now to watch) there's a multitude of deleted videos from him.
He got into a bit of drama for overestimating how big he was. He has his own perfume company he shills (Fragrance One) and made a controversial video about how he was going to triple the price.
His TikTok has some weird videos on it. Most are just "guys check out this fragrance" but he also posts videos like, uhh.. these (If someone has a good way to put tiktok vids on here please let me know)
(i dont think posting JEREMY FRAGRANCE MEMES 3 is credible but there's a specific TikTok i wanted to post)TikTok
The way I tried to write about him doesn't feel tat cowish though, but he's funny enough for a few videos
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I made a post about this guy since there's no Japanese lolcow board it takes a while for me to gather content.
naught here with a somewhat unorthodox and exotic Japanese lolcow, the content will be sparse since I can't 100% read Japanese.
(http://n2ch.net/r/-/loser/1559191456/?guid=ON&rc=24)
This is one in a series of 2ch threads dedicated to a man named 奥田 (Okuda) that I've been following on and off for a year or so. Okuda is a middle-school dropout hikki/NEET in his 50's currently living by himself in Tokyo. He's basically the Japanese equivalent of a "lolcow", and all the threads are dedicated to quoting and making fun of the ludicrous number of tweets he puts out each day.
Vast majority of his tweets are talking about trying to find a marriage partner (婚活. His main reason for moving to Tokyo was apparently to find a wife (even though he doesn't leave his house). He's obsessed with idols and has been blocked by several for making creepy comments or flaming them because they cut their hair, or similar things. Also frequently makes angry tweets about young people wasting their time by not getting married.
He doesn't work and hasn't since dropping out of school, but is trying (and not really succeeding) to become an author. I think he's trying to write some sort of sci-fi novel based on this blog.
(https://ameblo.jp/okuda-hiroki/) / (https://archive.fo/uFNcg)
He also hates the current Japanese government and considers himself a "revolutionary", despite just tweeting and playing games all day.
And lastly, he's extremely paranoid. This is evidenced by some of his tweets where thinks normal people walking outside are stalking him or are yakuza. He has cameras set up around his house to film outside.
One of his tweets:
>なあ、革命の俺が、本当に茶髪の事を人と認めてると思う?
人間扱いしているのは、あくまでも、サービスなんだよ・・・。
とにかく、結婚は、黒髪の人としたいね・・・。
>Hey, do you think I, a revolutionary, recognize people with dyed brown hair as humans? Treating them like humans is only a service. At any rate, I'd like to get married to someone with black hair.
Social media: (https://twitter.com/hiroki_okuda) / (https://archive.fo/qebye)
(https://ameblo.jp/okuda-hiroki/) / (https://archive.fo/uFNcg)
Sorry for the double post, new thread
(http://n2ch.net/r/-/loser/1559191456/?guid=ON&rc=24) / (https://archive.ph/iOcwM)
naught here with a somewhat unorthodox and exotic Japanese lolcow, the content will be sparse since I can't 100% read Japanese.
(http://n2ch.net/r/-/loser/1559191456/?guid=ON&rc=24)
This is one in a series of 2ch threads dedicated to a man named 奥田 (Okuda) that I've been following on and off for a year or so. Okuda is a middle-school dropout hikki/NEET in his 50's currently living by himself in Tokyo. He's basically the Japanese equivalent of a "lolcow", and all the threads are dedicated to quoting and making fun of the ludicrous number of tweets he puts out each day.
Vast majority of his tweets are talking about trying to find a marriage partner (婚活. His main reason for moving to Tokyo was apparently to find a wife (even though he doesn't leave his house). He's obsessed with idols and has been blocked by several for making creepy comments or flaming them because they cut their hair, or similar things. Also frequently makes angry tweets about young people wasting their time by not getting married.
He doesn't work and hasn't since dropping out of school, but is trying (and not really succeeding) to become an author. I think he's trying to write some sort of sci-fi novel based on this blog.
(https://ameblo.jp/okuda-hiroki/) / (https://archive.fo/uFNcg)
He also hates the current Japanese government and considers himself a "revolutionary", despite just tweeting and playing games all day.
And lastly, he's extremely paranoid. This is evidenced by some of his tweets where thinks normal people walking outside are stalking him or are yakuza. He has cameras set up around his house to film outside.
One of his tweets:
>なあ、革命の俺が、本当に茶髪の事を人と認めてると思う?
人間扱いしているのは、あくまでも、サービスなんだよ・・・。
とにかく、結婚は、黒髪の人としたいね・・・。
>Hey, do you think I, a revolutionary, recognize people with dyed brown hair as humans? Treating them like humans is only a service. At any rate, I'd like to get married to someone with black hair.
Social media: (https://twitter.com/hiroki_okuda) / (https://archive.fo/qebye)
(https://ameblo.jp/okuda-hiroki/) / (https://archive.fo/uFNcg)
Sorry for the double post, new thread
(http://n2ch.net/r/-/loser/1559191456/?guid=ON&rc=24) / (https://archive.ph/iOcwM)
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There was a boy at one of the schools I went to called Clive who looked like the coco pops monkey. He spoke with a heavy Australian accent but with 1800's British lexicon and was a dumb jock. I spent so much time fucking with him he thought I was his stalker which I basically was. Some of the ways I would mess with him was when I told him that my older sister had the hots for him. I almost feel bad for everything but I don't. The teachers knew what I was doing and just didn't care because they thought it was funny.
"Oh my sisters called Mable, she's 6. I beat the shit out of her the other week she was being so fucking annoying" -Clive
"Oh my sisters called Mable, she's 6. I beat the shit out of her the other week she was being so fucking annoying" -Clive
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I know it's terrible considering all the crap that bus driver just went through, but I thought that video was hilarious because the way the bus driver is telling him to shut up reminds me of those two gangster guys from Looney Tunes.
0b555ervant
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Hey all. I was originally just going to post this in the metal elitists thread, but alas it's so dead I'm afraid that nobody will ever see it.
Subhraj Das is an average Indian guy in his 30s or 40s with no noteworthy life skills and a delusional superiority complex. This complex revolves around his non-existent musical project called "Total Damrage" in addition to a non-existent bodybuilding career. He still lives with his parents in a small village in India which explains how gassed-up his head is about so many underwhelming accomplishments, none of which have earned him any income. (Typical signs of an extremely coddled child. ) He complains about music being "too expensive to record" despite running a 200 dollar per month cycle of trenbolone and deca durabolin.
In typical lolcow fashion, he spends the majority of his time self-sabotaging and making a spectacle of himself online. Instead of doing the conducive and constructive thing as an artist: practicing guitar, recording music, presenting music, album art, etc. One might even perhaps reach out to others in a pro-social manner. We call it "networking" in the civilized world.
Instead, this man harasses. Rapid fire. Unwanted advertisement of ten-year-old goods(shirts, posters, etc.) for non-recorded music. He also likes to patronize other men with his bland, outdated diets in offensively broken English. Real excerpt: "This is how me eats me chicken to look like a god." Is it even physically possible to have fewer brain cells? Disgusting.
He also has the typical lolcow victim mentality. Upon infiltrating the Facebook group, "Death Metal Growlposting", he harassed the admins for 48 straight hours with threats of going to the security team for "community violations" unless specific user bans were enacted, because we were "bullying" him. After he had just spent a week telling us all how tough and alpha he was.... Right. So extremely tough. Enjoy.
Partial Dox:
Name: Subhraj Das
Age: ?
Resides in India
Page for his false band that he has never played a note in:
Subhraj Das is an average Indian guy in his 30s or 40s with no noteworthy life skills and a delusional superiority complex. This complex revolves around his non-existent musical project called "Total Damrage" in addition to a non-existent bodybuilding career. He still lives with his parents in a small village in India which explains how gassed-up his head is about so many underwhelming accomplishments, none of which have earned him any income. (Typical signs of an extremely coddled child. ) He complains about music being "too expensive to record" despite running a 200 dollar per month cycle of trenbolone and deca durabolin.
In typical lolcow fashion, he spends the majority of his time self-sabotaging and making a spectacle of himself online. Instead of doing the conducive and constructive thing as an artist: practicing guitar, recording music, presenting music, album art, etc. One might even perhaps reach out to others in a pro-social manner. We call it "networking" in the civilized world.
Instead, this man harasses. Rapid fire. Unwanted advertisement of ten-year-old goods(shirts, posters, etc.) for non-recorded music. He also likes to patronize other men with his bland, outdated diets in offensively broken English. Real excerpt: "This is how me eats me chicken to look like a god." Is it even physically possible to have fewer brain cells? Disgusting.
He also has the typical lolcow victim mentality. Upon infiltrating the Facebook group, "Death Metal Growlposting", he harassed the admins for 48 straight hours with threats of going to the security team for "community violations" unless specific user bans were enacted, because we were "bullying" him. After he had just spent a week telling us all how tough and alpha he was.... Right. So extremely tough. Enjoy.
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Name: Subhraj Das
Age: ?
Resides in India
Page for his false band that he has never played a note in:
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- Joined
- May 25, 2021
Okay so I have been invested in this game called "Warframe" for a long fucking time. So much so i hate it. The only reason im even still around is this one player known as hachiro20, or as ke calls himself the "kamasgod".
In warfame there is a really dead pvp mode called conclave with a small dedicated player base. Hachiro (Brandon Judd) has made many youtube videos where he has on multiple occasions embarrassed himself and honestly im struggling on where i should begin with this so I'll start with him as a person.
Brandon is an autistic black male with no father figure with a really big obsession with anime. Not super weeb level but its pretty obvious, he posted a lot of random personal images and information on his Instagram to which his mom replied to. Her name on Instagram is "autism mom" and had the whole jigsaw puzzle "proud mother of autistic child" profile picture. On hachiros facebook he often posted about how women avoid him and dont respond to his advances.
Online persona
So hachiro is a complete autistic loser in real life, however. Online he likes to portray himself a lot more differently.
His youtube is the main way people outside the whole warframe conclave community can interact with him. He often uploads ear bleedinly bad rap videos where he makes references to warframe (conclave specifically).
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoTy-EiEoR_WoYv4Y0h1cYoXClAMmWSZD
This link probably contains more of his terrible raps than anyone would ever want to listen to but it gives you a good indication of the calibre of content.
Theres a whole lot more to this guy but most of it is more relating to the game and the mechanics of the game and without the context from it a lot of the details wont make a lot of sense.
In warfame there is a really dead pvp mode called conclave with a small dedicated player base. Hachiro (Brandon Judd) has made many youtube videos where he has on multiple occasions embarrassed himself and honestly im struggling on where i should begin with this so I'll start with him as a person.
Brandon is an autistic black male with no father figure with a really big obsession with anime. Not super weeb level but its pretty obvious, he posted a lot of random personal images and information on his Instagram to which his mom replied to. Her name on Instagram is "autism mom" and had the whole jigsaw puzzle "proud mother of autistic child" profile picture. On hachiros facebook he often posted about how women avoid him and dont respond to his advances.
Online persona
So hachiro is a complete autistic loser in real life, however. Online he likes to portray himself a lot more differently.
His youtube is the main way people outside the whole warframe conclave community can interact with him. He often uploads ear bleedinly bad rap videos where he makes references to warframe (conclave specifically).
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoTy-EiEoR_WoYv4Y0h1cYoXClAMmWSZD
This link probably contains more of his terrible raps than anyone would ever want to listen to but it gives you a good indication of the calibre of content.
Theres a whole lot more to this guy but most of it is more relating to the game and the mechanics of the game and without the context from it a lot of the details wont make a lot of sense.
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- Jun 21, 2013
My personal lolcow actually has a thread here on the farms, but people deemed her unworthy of a thread. I won't say who (as I personally know her and feel a tiny bit bad for her), but she does exhibit some rather lulzy behaviors.
1. Very overweight/obese
2. Used to beg for money consistently (finally got a job)
3. Bright dyed hair
4. Brony (or was, not sure on that)
5. Wedding was featured on a fail page on Facebook somewhere (I felt bad, she got married during the pandemic)
6. Very vocal liberal and tranny stan.
7. Keeps risking getting kicked out of her apartment for the mess she and her husband have continually not cleaned.
8. Obscure (albeit semi cool) interests
9. When received said begged for money, used it poorly.
10. Was notable enough to get a thread here on the farms.
1. Very overweight/obese
2. Used to beg for money consistently (finally got a job)
3. Bright dyed hair
4. Brony (or was, not sure on that)
5. Wedding was featured on a fail page on Facebook somewhere (I felt bad, she got married during the pandemic)
6. Very vocal liberal and tranny stan.
7. Keeps risking getting kicked out of her apartment for the mess she and her husband have continually not cleaned.
8. Obscure (albeit semi cool) interests
9. When received said begged for money, used it poorly.
10. Was notable enough to get a thread here on the farms.
- Joined
- Oct 28, 2019
Since I was invited to some very degenerated discord servers, I better speak about the experience I made there with personal lowcows.
-Had a lot of edgelords trying to be hardcore cool by shit-talking a good friend of mine, just because they defended themselves after they were told to kill themselves (Funny because Konta was involved in it, and I was not expecting to meet that man but I think Discord server's that have the same amount of retardation attract such people)
-Meet a literal man child by the name of Chreddy_Faztez1997, who took his fetishes a bit too far and probably will become the next Kevin Gibes. That guy talked about how he wanted to eat a living mouse. Not to mention that guy actually wants to become obese just because he thinks it's cute and better than staying healthy, but I am not expecting much from people who call themselves a "Simp/incel Semi-Femboy" and who have no significant personality.
-People who already look like they were born to be cringy, I have seen face pics, and dang some of them were fine but one was looking like your average 2010 emo kid on Tumblr trying to post some deep shit, but ends up giving everyone eye cancer, not to mention they posted the caption.
-Totally overworked staff that was doing such a decent job, the owner didn't care if one of them was already stressed out by all the degenerated drama that originated on one of the servers, that staff ended up just leaving because they can't deal with this shit anymore, I do not blame them I doubt that staying on such servers in the first place is not the best idea if you don't want to lose brain cells constantly.
-Had a lot of edgelords trying to be hardcore cool by shit-talking a good friend of mine, just because they defended themselves after they were told to kill themselves (Funny because Konta was involved in it, and I was not expecting to meet that man but I think Discord server's that have the same amount of retardation attract such people)
-Meet a literal man child by the name of Chreddy_Faztez1997, who took his fetishes a bit too far and probably will become the next Kevin Gibes. That guy talked about how he wanted to eat a living mouse. Not to mention that guy actually wants to become obese just because he thinks it's cute and better than staying healthy, but I am not expecting much from people who call themselves a "Simp/incel Semi-Femboy" and who have no significant personality.
-People who already look like they were born to be cringy, I have seen face pics, and dang some of them were fine but one was looking like your average 2010 emo kid on Tumblr trying to post some deep shit, but ends up giving everyone eye cancer, not to mention they posted the caption.
-Totally overworked staff that was doing such a decent job, the owner didn't care if one of them was already stressed out by all the degenerated drama that originated on one of the servers, that staff ended up just leaving because they can't deal with this shit anymore, I do not blame them I doubt that staying on such servers in the first place is not the best idea if you don't want to lose brain cells constantly.