Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

The mythology of McDonalds as a kid friendly safe space your parents take you to for a free fast food meal, a toy with your meal, and a fancy outdoor playground/jungle gym you can play on for about 10-20 minutes after you eat. Combined with the fact that 99% of McDonalds advertising in the 80s and early 90s was Ronald McDonald and friends until they said "fuck it" and pretty much stopped using Ronald and company as mascots and went all in on 100% adult centric ad campaigns.

Bob may be referring specifically to the backstory each of the mascots had and their interactions with each other throughout the advertising campaigns, and imagining that it was some sort of proto-mcu, except with nuggies and milkshakes

 

[make_it_so]

That was almost bad enough to be a Game Overthinker sketch.

Well, the dig at Cuomo at the end was kind of funny.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, the dig at Cuomo at the end was kind of funny.

Also something Bob would never, ever have done, at least not until he knows it's safe to join the dogpile.

 

[instythot]

Also something Bob would never, ever have done, at least not until he knows it's safe to join the dogpile.

So.... Perfect for 99% of snl sketches aimed at the blue team

 

[Oats12345]

Does anyone think this sketch was written to spite Bob? It's an SNL sketch where one of the people Bob hates the most plays someone who killed Bob's idol.

Also, has anyone even seen the sketch? Because WOW, is it bad. It makes the Mario movie look like high art in comparison.

God they are really hurting other since Trump left office

Well, the dig at Cuomo at the end was kind of funny.

Yeah that was actually funny

 

[FatMebius]

Does anyone think this sketch was written to spite Bob? It's an SNL sketch where one of the people Bob hates the most plays someone who killed Bob's idol.

Also, has anyone even seen the sketch? Because WOW, is it bad. It makes the Mario movie look like high art in comparison.

The writers on SNL should stick to ripping off Cum Town bits.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Also, has anyone even seen the sketch? Because WOW, is it bad. It makes the Mario movie look like high art in comparison.

SNL has been pure, distilled cringe for years now and this sketch was no exception. Grimes' Peach was even speaking in an exaggerated Italian accent (though I doubt that she plays Bing Bing Wahoo so I'll give her a pass.) In any case, I hear the show enjoyed a ratings spike so the lesson of the story is never to listen to people like Bob.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

SNL peaked with Norm Macdonald.

All downhill from there.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Every SNL episode ever:

 

[ChampFantana]

"I don't care if they're trash made by hacks, I want more movies based on my childhood games!"

God, how did somebody with such awful taste get to be a film critic?

Ebert was a big fan of Russ Meyer's DDD cup schlock. I'm starting to wonder if shitty taste is required to be a film critic. My sample size is extremely limited because I don't trust or care enough about any of the popular "critics" opinions, but I bet that people like Pauline Kael had shitty taste as well.

 

[Mola Ram]

Every SNL episode ever:

That clip is almost 30 years old and it's been true for every goddamn bit of those three decades.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Who the fuck was even on SNL in the 00's besides Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?

Drawing a complete blank.

 

[Bolo]

SNL has been pure, distilled cringe for years now and this sketch was no exception. Grimes' Peach was even speaking in an exaggerated Italian accent (though I doubt that she plays Bing Bing Wahoo so I'll give her a pass.) In any case, I hear the show enjoyed a ratings spike so the lesson of the story is never to listen to people like Bob.

Probably was just the novelty of having Musk hosting, if it was yet another hollywood actor and such, it would be just the same bland shit. Even if Musk is a weird who can't act, it is more entertaining than whatever SNL became.

And I can't just place them "wokies" over SNL decline, shit has been going for over 4 decades now, at one point you gotta call curtains, more so if the show refuses to push anything besides the most middle of the road acceptable slop.

The writers on SNL should stick to ripping off Cum Town bits.

Cum town has bits? When i went to hear them, there was just a retarded douche making bad impressions, a jew being verbally abused and not being in the least funny or insightful, and a fatass that just laughs at what the retard and says "I'm gay, suck my dick".

I know Cum town has it's fans, but for the life of me I don't get. I don't want to just blindly hate on them, but even podcats i don't like I can see why they have a following, Cum town? no clue, it just goes just over my head.

 

[FatMebius]

Probably was just the novelty of having Musk hosting, if it was yet another hollywood actor and such, it would be just the same bland shit. Even if Musk is a weird who can't act, it is more entertaining than whatever SNL became.

And I can't just place them "wokies" over SNL decline, shit has been going for over 4 decades now, at one point you gotta call curtains, more so if the show refuses to push anything besides the most middle of the road acceptable slop.


Cum town has bits? When i went to hear them, there was just a retarded douche making bad impressions, a jew being verbally abused and not being in the least funny or insightful, and a fatass that just laughs at what the retard and says "I'm gay, suck my dick".

I know Cum town has it's fans, but for the life of me I don't get. I don't want to just blindly hate on them, but even podcats i don't like I can see why they have a following, Cum town? no clue, it just goes just over my head.

I'll admit that their comedy stylings are not for everyone. I think they can be really funny sometimes, but yeah. Super juvenile. Someone at SNL listens to them though. When Krasinsky was hosting, they had a sketch about the rat from Ratattouie controlling a guy while he fucked. Said sketch was almost 100% lifted from an episode of Cum Town.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Ebert was a big fan of Russ Meyer's DDD cup schlock. I'm starting to wonder if shitty taste is required to be a film critic. My sample size is extremely limited because I don't trust or care enough about any of the popular "critics" opinions, but I bet that people like Pauline Kael had shitty taste as well.

I'm pretty sure critics like the same schlock as the general audience, and just pretend to have better taste.

 

[Bolo]

Fucking hell, they did rip off Cum Town.

This is just sad now, I know the comedy biz is just people ripping each other left and right, but fucking Cum Town? really?

Still, I guess Cum Town is better than SNL, which ain't a high bar these days.

Again, you gotta be able to call curtains, shit needs to end.

 

[TowinKarz]

Probably was just the novelty of having Musk hosting,

That's about it, they got a spike in ratings because Musk's fans probably tuned in to see him host, and the Musk-haters tuned in hoping he'd bomb or that they'd get fresh "problematic" things to hold against him like making insensitive jokes or catch him giving out "dog whistles" by wiggling his ears in a way that's clearly a signal for white supremacy.... they'll be back on the rocks next episode because they don't have orangemanbad to fall back on.

Ebert was a big fan of Russ Meyer's DDD cup schlock. I'm starting to wonder if shitty taste is required to be a film critic. My sample size is extremely limited because I don't trust or care enough about any of the popular "critics" opinions, but I bet that people like Pauline Kael had shitty taste as well.

Ebert had a few genres he didn't like and IMHO never gave a fair shake, but, I could tolerate the fact he didn't like something because I knew it was just his opinion and that he really did feel that way personally. When he said "this film is garbage" he wasn't pretending to get offended for woke points, he truly did not like it.....

 

[FatMebius]

Fucking hell, they did rip off Cum Town.

This is just sad now, I know the comedy biz is just people ripping each other left and right, but fucking Cum Town? really?

Still, I guess Cum Town is better than SNL, which ain't a high bar these days.

Again, you gotta be able to call curtains, shit needs to end.

Well, they can't rip on the standing President, so they gotta find content somewhere.

 

[MirrorNoir]

The Authority under Mark Millar comes to mind. It has been years since I read it, but his first issue involved the team invading Indonesia and deposing the then-dictator and buggered off to leave the country in anarchy. Granted, they eventually installed the villain of the story arc as leader, but they certainly didn't give any consideration as to how to stabilize the country or how world governments would react. The G7 countries banded together to defeat and replace the team with their own home grown Authority during his last arc, but the original team prevailed in the end. Honestly, I see the Authority as self-righteous douchebags who run roughshod over the planet and left massive destruction in their wake. Seriously, so their battles caused damage on such a monumental scale that it's a small wonder the Wildstorm Earth didn't become a hellscape.

You would think that Bob and Chris would include Ma Chipman in the picture. Also, for the love Frigg, will Bob ever stop giving the thumbs-up in every photograph he's in?

Reread Millar's Authority last year; he has them way more proactive than Ellis (who still had them basically 100% reacting to various invasions) but Millar had a different leader (Hawksmore, who was American whereas Ellis had Jenny Sparks, a Brit running things) and Hawksmore was way less jaded than Jenny was. Which filtered into the tone of the book, as well as Millar's own right wing authoritarian ways.

That said, even the Millar run had the Authority behaving quasi-decent, outside their refusal to force the resident drug addicted degenderate "The Doctor" into rehab and accusing anyone who complained about his drug abuse as "puritans" and that being a degenerate heroin addict that was so fucking degenerate a drug addcit that even Courtney Love stopped returning his calls, should be applauded not shamed. Though it wasn't until Ed Brubaker's run that the series went full left wing fascist what with anti-Comicsgate scum John Layman pitching a story where the Authority executed a stand-in for Bush II in cold blood and seize control over the US in an outright coup. A storyline that ironically, killed off the commercial viability of not only the Authority, but also the entire Wildstorm line in terms of being the point that the line stopped being relevant and went on life support before DC mercy killed it.

Also, the Wildstorm Universe DID get nuked, but by DC character Captain Atom, who kind of went crazy when he saw the madhouse that was the Wildstorm Universe.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

That was almost bad enough to be a Game Overthinker sketch.

I'm pretty sure The Game Overthinker had better costumes and special effects than the Wario sketch.

God, how did somebody with such awful taste get to be a film critic?

He probably decided to piggyback off the success of his game reviews, knowing he already had an audience.

Who the fuck was even on SNL in the 00's besides Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?

Drawing a complete blank.

Kenan Thompson and Andy Samberg joined the cast in the 2000s.

Ebert was a big fan of Russ Meyer's DDD cup schlock. I'm starting to wonder if shitty taste is required to be a film critic. My sample size is extremely limited because I don't trust or care enough about any of the popular "critics" opinions, but I bet that people like Pauline Kael had shitty taste as well.

Ebert also gave negative reviews of classic movies like Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, and Team America: World Police, and loved trainwrecks like The Happening, Speed 2: Cruise Control, and Garfield: The Movie.