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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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can you copypasta a screenshot for those of us who avoid LinkedIn like the plague plz?
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This guy makes spaceships and he's still obsessed over his Blockbuster job?
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This is all reminding me of a scene from Casino:I'm trying to piece together a time line for all of this woe is me faggotry.
He announces acquiring tickets the morning of May 7th. Spooging over a ska band guest staring at a Green Day concert he posted it twice on his twitter.com, once at 10:37 AM and again at 10:43AM. Why twice? I don't fucking know. There are differences between the two but they're pointless differences. He then posts on facebook on May 7th at 10:44AM EST.
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I did not cut out the interactions with it. There were no interactions with it.
6 minutes later was followed by almost the same exact thing.
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All of these were the morning of him begging for money and ending his plea with "If you just want to be cynical about this and piss all over my hardship, keep scrolling!". I guess a lot can change in a day.
So allegedly these two tickets, and I'm assuming it's two based on the facebook post saying that he was with Sarah and why the fuck would you go to this event to distract you from the fact that you're getting old alone, were Father's Day gifts. RIP my hypothesis of them being bought last year. Interestingly he posted on facebook about needing money twice with the same exact wording save for the second time he added in "Please. Help.". All of this was less than 12 hours after he first posted about the I'm still a hip kid concert. Even though it's all been posted before, I'll post it all here just for the sake of comparison.
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I'm super curious to see if he took out yet another mortgage to pay for this but I cannot remember how we found out the first three.
You're a lowlife, savings-blowing, degenerate consoomer prick, Chris.
Also an early example of his consoomerist devotion - listen to how fervently he feels the need to defend McDonald's honor, and how he describes the "mythology of McDonaldsland" as influential in his childhood. (What fucking mythology?)
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Even then, a god complex is then, since that's no chance of someone, somewhere actually being a god
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I didn't even realize that there was an engineering school at UMass Lowell. As a UMass Amherst graduate all that I can say to Chris is "fuck you, piker."
The history of the UMass system is very odd. UMass Amherst is the oldest campus by far, dating back to 1863. UMass Boston is the second oldest campus, dating to 1960 and replacing the old Suffolk County Community College. UMass Lowell and UMass Dartmouth are both very unusual in that they started as private colleges and were absorbed by the University of Massachusetts system when they were on the verge of going bankrupt. A friend of mines older brother was at UMass Lowell when it became part of the UMass system and has two diplomas for the same degree, one from UMass Lowell and one from the University of Lowell.
The history of the UMass system is very odd. UMass Amherst is the oldest campus by far, dating back to 1863. UMass Boston is the second oldest campus, dating to 1960 and replacing the old Suffolk County Community College. UMass Lowell and UMass Dartmouth are both very unusual in that they started as private colleges and were absorbed by the University of Massachusetts system when they were on the verge of going bankrupt. A friend of mines older brother was at UMass Lowell when it became part of the UMass system and has two diplomas for the same degree, one from UMass Lowell and one from the University of Lowell.
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In Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan becomes, if not God, then something very close to God (Dr. Manhattan's understanding of the laws that hold the universe together, coupled with his ability to manipulate them, give him godlike powers; he got his powers by messing around with those fundamental laws.)
It's the only one I can come up with off the top of my head.
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It's like a Mother's Day ad for Planned Parenthood.
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Not really, no. Playing God is generally presented as a big negative there too. Though I guess something worth pointing out is the versions of these characters that Bob and most casual audiences are exposed to, the MCU, does rewrite the majority of them to be a lot more pro-establishment than they're supposed to be.
Avengers being government contracted instead of a band of vigilantes, Spider-Man's weird child soldier thing instead of an everyday guy trying to help people, Luke Cage being an ex-marine and cop instead of just a guy experimented on after getting convicted of a crime he didn't do, etc. You'll notice a lot of them if you ever go back to any of those movies after it's pointed out to you that it's a trend.
This causes a lot of weird implications when mixed with them usually going for morality that's surprisingly even more black and white than the stories they're taking from. They stop being about the good people can do for each other and more about the state being some ultimate guardian who always comes up top even if they do shady things. Bob being somebody who essentially worships the establishment as a god of sorts would really be attracted to that.
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Manhattan is not a god. He says when talking to the chick I think, can't remember her name, after she becomes exasperated with him knowing everything something to the affect of "I merely can see the strings that control us, not manipulate them" meaning he's aware of all things going on but can't actually change the outcome. I'm pretty sure when he goes back to earth after the Mars scene he's excited because he's not sure how things turn out. It's been awhile since I read it and it's not something I do very often.
Chris really did go all out in cleaning up his house
Shout out to the 24 pack of Sam Adams and the box of Cocoa Puffs
If he were a chief of some tribe and he asked me if it'd be a good idea to show all of this off AFTER calling people cynical assholes for not giving him money, I think I'd tell that this ain't it.
Side note, when did he add in the (Bullshit no one cares about) at the end of his handle? Is this him being an angsty asshole because people aren't donating? Is this him trying to passive aggressively shame people into donating? Is this him somehow trying to call us out by pretending to be retarded by saying, accurately mind you, that no one cares about the bullshit he makes?
Chris, I'm still convinced you read this thread. If I'm right may I make a suggestion? If you really wanna do this digital bullshit: Drop the podcasts, make longform videos. I listened to your interview with the guy who did Pick It Up. You were informed and had a genuine interest in what you were talking about. Take that passion and make an hour long documentary on ska or whatever. It will be hard work. Video editing is hard work. Sound mixing is hard work. Research is hard work. None of it will be easy but if you actually put the time and effort into it you will find an audience. I fully believe that you can find your voice far better this way than 8, 10, or however many podcasts you're up to at this point. Just please don't let your brother anywhere near your projects. I want you to succeed and a decade of history has shown that Bob is not it.
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The Authority under Mark Millar comes to mind. It has been years since I read it, but his first issue involved the team invading Indonesia and deposing the then-dictator and buggered off to leave the country in anarchy. Granted, they eventually installed the villain of the story arc as leader, but they certainly didn't give any consideration as to how to stabilize the country or how world governments would react. The G7 countries banded together to defeat and replace the team with their own home grown Authority during his last arc, but the original team prevailed in the end. Honestly, I see the Authority as self-righteous douchebags who run roughshod over the planet and left massive destruction in their wake. Seriously, so their battles caused damage on such a monumental scale that it's a small wonder the Wildstorm Earth didn't become a hellscape.
You would think that Bob and Chris would include Ma Chipman in the picture. Also, for the love Frigg, will Bob ever stop giving the thumbs-up in every photograph he's in?
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Does Ma Chipman collect rare pepes?
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Mythology is just typical Blobbo exaggeration. There was a semblance of a story behind the McDonaldland characters, but it was pretty much just "a cartoony bad guy wants to steal McDonald's food, so Ronald and friends have to stop them; eat at McDonald's, kids!" It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if young Bobby Chipman read more into fast food mascots than was actually there, in the same way he latched onto Mario's barebones plot. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
This video goes into more detail on the origins and demise of McDonaldland, if you're curious:
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You also can't replicate the extraordinary special effects heavy shows on live albums or YouTube. Sure, you could watch KISS fire off fireworks and lights or see Slayer having pyro resembling upside down crosses shoot up, but it's another to feel the thunder of the former and feel the blast of heat from the latter as the songs roar on.
Whether he understands it or not is immaterial. It probably sounds to him like someone "superior" jut flexing their innate supremacy over others, so that's why he's in favor of it.
Even without Twitter, we still have his "Magneto was Right" masterpiece that cements his true and honest views of the world.
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I'm convinced it's an autistic thing.
Even aside from the thumbs up, he's almost incapable of looking normal in a photo. He always has a smugly stoic expression, or an insane mirthless grin.
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Well that was the point, Warren Ellis has said he always saw them as basically villains and Mark Millar took it one step further by having them overstep to the point where they were finally taken down. Around the time there was this growing idea online about how Superman doesn't count as a superhero because he let Lex Luthor be elected as president instead of killing him and taking the White House for himself, or how Batman should put Gotham under 1984 style surveillance to properly protect it. Hell, Garth Ennis had his character The Pro go on a big rant about how superheroes don't count as heroes because they'd never drop a bomb on a school if there was a terrorist hiding there. The Authority, to me at least, was a deconstruction on that mind set.
As for Bob, I have to wonder if he's missing some teeth and that's the reason he never smiles. He's probably doing that face because he thinks it makes him look suave and cool, with the thumbs up included to make himself look more positive, but the missing teeth would not surprise me.
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I can't see the appeal of standing in a room with thousands of other people elbowing you and screaming at your face while a shitty version of your favorite song gets blasted so loud it hurts your ears. That, and you'll probably be watching the jumbotron and the back of someone's head more than you'll be seeing the actual performers. But then again, I don't do drugs and hate crowds, so I'm probably not the kind of person who would be enchanted by the noise and spectacle of a rock concert.
I can't imagine getting that excited over ska either. It's just reggae for nerdy white hipsters. It sounds like the kind of music a heavy metal fan will be forced to listen to in Hell, (My apologies to anybody out there who actually likes ska.)
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I saw this meme, and was wondering if Bob has ever commented on the theory that Peach gets “kidnapped” on purpose?
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